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CelebritiesRe: Laura Ikeji And Ogbonna Kanu At The Cinema by Joe82834(m): 12:34pm On Apr 25, 2016
Connoisseur:
I know about his football career and all.

But we know and describe him as 'Kanu Nwankwo s younger brother'
Then it is wrong to say he s living on a borrowed status. He s made but d elder bro is more popular.
CelebritiesRe: Laura Ikeji And Ogbonna Kanu At The Cinema by Joe82834(m): 7:40am On Apr 25, 2016
Connoisseur:
Two people living on borrowed status.
Ogbonna Kanu (younger brother of Kanu nwsnkwo
Laura ikeji (younger sister of Linda)

Nothing about their individual personalities
Funny u dont k kw ogbonna has donned d super eagles jersey, played in d uefa cup(old name for europa league), played for ajax, sparta rotterdam. This guy soent over 12yrs in europe. So yes, he's made his own money aswell (though not as popular as d big bro). Even players who stay in good/average european leagues for 6/7 years are made. No beefing, just felt like letting u knw. Peace
RomanceRe: Date With A Boring Guy! by Joe82834(m): 6:59am On Apr 25, 2016
Soulz22:
You come here blaming an honest guy for trying undecided
I remember my first experience; I was all over sayin stuffs and she was busy nodding as if I was saying magic, she looked at me , straight into my eyes and yassssss I still remember the look on her face. Then she said "guy you're just everywhere trying to please me but it's not working, let's try playing games or look for activity so we ease some steam and form rapport "
And BOOM we played body contact games and non contact as well.
Bottom line is, she compliment my efforts. She didn't wait for her to chill with her bffs and laugh me on how boring and how hard I try to look cool and funny. She helped me build confidence around her without killing my ego as a guy.
Best comment so far
HealthRe: Ebonyi Tops In VVF/ Vaginal Fistula Disease Cases Nationwide - USAID by Joe82834(m): 7:56pm On Apr 23, 2016
Quakertellicus1:
The North has 3 VVF centers. All Northern cases go there.
How does this dispute what i said
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 3 Keys To Turning Down A Job Offer Without Burning Bridges by Joe82834(m): 8:41am On Apr 23, 2016
More of such threads are needed on this forum. Thanks @op
HealthRe: Ebonyi Tops In VVF/ Vaginal Fistula Disease Cases Nationwide - USAID by Joe82834(m): 8:07am On Apr 23, 2016
Problem is the wrong heading giving to this write up. There is a difference between Ebonyi indegenes and Ebonyi vvf centre. (who doesnt know there is a national centre for vvf there where referals are done). Problem here boils down to what I call the Nigerian-palava (both northerners and southerners are guikty of this) where we rush in to laugh over an issue from the other region without bn objrctive abt it.

Thanks, na so I see am
EducationRe: Nairaland Mathematics Clinic by Joe82834(m): 11:28pm On Apr 22, 2016
Soneh:
gurus in the house pls i need ur help on this
1.solve the simultaneous equations for x and y
(a).log x 2 4 +log 2 y +5.=0 ,,xy=1/4
(b).express(√ 3+2√2) in the form √a+√b.(please note that the first square root sign covers the whole of 3+2√2)
(2) evaluate Z 8 where z=1+i√3.
(3)prove that tan 2A-tanA=2sinA/cosA+cos3A.
(4)find the value of sin-1 2x+sin-1 x for x=1/2 leaving your answer in radians
Hello boss, made a mistake with my signs earlier with regards number 2.check again cos i just replaced d old pix with d correct one .tanx n sorry 4 d error
EducationRe: Nairaland Mathematics Clinic by Joe82834(m):
agentofchange1:
that's nothing .

.BTW: recheck ur solution on #2

z= 1+ i√3

z^8 = 256( cos 8Π/3. +isin 8Π/3) ....

( using De-moivre's theorem )
Ok boss. But actually De-moivre's theorem ends up giving up same answer as normal expansion .So it can be solved further than where you stopped. Will modify n upload wat i did. And tanx on d De-moivre's stuff, had to do some learning today.

Modified
Same answer as d previous.

EducationRe: Nairaland Mathematics Clinic by Joe82834(m): 12:23pm On Apr 22, 2016
Soneh:
thanks alot,but please don't forget the number three question

EducationRe: Nairaland Mathematics Clinic by Joe82834(m): 1:02am On Apr 22, 2016
Soneh:
thanks alot,but please don't forget the number three question
Just seeing ur quote. D boss(agentofchange1) has fone justice to it. But will upload a detailed(though lengthy) pix of wat i did
EducationRe: Nairaland Mathematics Clinic by Joe82834(m):
Soneh:
gurus in the house pls i need ur help on this
1.solve the simultaneous equations for x and y
(a).log x 2 4 +log 2 y +5.=0 ,,xy=1/4
(b).express(√ 3+2√2) in the form √a+√b.(please note that the first square root sign covers the whole of 3+2√2)
(2) evaluate Z 8 where z=1+i√3.
(3)prove that tan 2A-tanA=2sinA/cosA+cos3A.
(4)find the value of sin-1 2x+sin-1 x for x=1/2 leaving your answer in radians
Another good one
MODIFIED (messed up my sign earlier) ; also uploading d correct soln
z8 = -128 ( 1 - i√3 )

EducationRe: Nairaland Mathematics Clinic by Joe82834(m): 11:04am On Apr 21, 2016
Soneh:
gurus in the house pls i need ur help on this
1.solve the simultaneous equations for x and y
(a).log x 2 4 +log 2 y +5.=0 ,,xy=1/4
(b).express(√ 3+2√2) in the form √a+√b.(please note that the first square root sign covers the whole of 3+2√2)
(2) evaluate Z 8 where z=1+i√3.
(3)prove that tan 2A-tanA=2sinA/cosA+cos3A.
(4)find the value of sin-1 2x+sin-1 x for x=1/2 leaving your answer in radians
1a) Now this one is interesting. Had to think real hard but happy i got to see d question. Tanx Soneh

EducationRe: Nairaland Mathematics Clinic by Joe82834(m): 10:23am On Apr 21, 2016
Soneh:
gurus in the house pls i need ur help on this
1.solve the simultaneous equations for x and y
(a).log x 2 4 +log 2 y +5.=0 ,,xy=1/4
(b).express(√ 3+2√2) in the form √a+√b.(please note that the first square root sign covers the whole of 3+2√2)
(2) evaluate Z 8 where z=1+i√3.
(3)prove that tan 2A-tanA=2sinA/cosA+cos3A.
(4)find the value of sin-1 2x+sin-1 x for x=1/2 leaving your answer in radians
4)well make i try.fir 2x, 2(½) is 1.sine inverse of 1 is 90 degrees. Fir x, sine inverse of ½ is 30 degrees. 90+30= 120 degrees. Now 2π rad = 180 degrees. So 120 degrees should be 120(2π)rad/180 =1.333π rad
EducationRe: Nairaland Mathematics Clinic by Joe82834(m): 10:11am On Apr 21, 2016
UTILITYMAY:
Please friend, i need the solution to this problem. Thanks.

A husband and wife have a combined age of 91.

The husband is now twice as old as his wife was when he was as old as she is now.

How old are they?

EducationRe: Nairaland Mathematics Clinic by Joe82834(m): 9:54am On Apr 21, 2016
Soneh:
gurus in the house pls i need ur help on this
1.solve the simultaneous equations for x and y
(a).log x 2 4 +log 2 y +5.=0 ,,xy=1/4
(b).express(√ 3+2√2) in the form √a+√b.(please note that the first square root sign covers the whole of 3+2√2)
(2) evaluate Z 8 where z=1+i√3.
(3)prove that tan 2A-tanA=2sinA/cosA+cos3A.
(4)find the value of sin-1 2x+sin-1 x for x=1/2 leaving your answer in radians
1b)

Christianity EtcRe: Most Nigerian Pastors Are Fake, Not Called By God – Oritsejafor by Joe82834(m): 7:32am On Apr 12, 2016
Achutebe:
Funny that this article comes out the same day a lecturer exposes Papa Ayo to be fake...

"She was then given a letter to see the CAN president. She borrowed money to go to his church where she saw him one on one and he gave her his number and items to wear for protection. The man asked her why she had anything to do with T.B. Joshua and told her that unless he becomes a member of the Pentecostal organization, he is not recognized. During the service, a pastor came from Jerusalem with what he called the ‘blood of Jesus’ and said it was for sale. The pastor’s wife stood up and bought the blood from the pastor for one million naira. The owner of the church then told Dr Azuh to come out for deliverance. They poured the blood on her and gave her the blood to drink. After returning home from the service, she received a sack letter from her work. She called the pastor and complained. He told her that when God wanted to bless her, some doors would be closed..."

Excerpt from testimony shared by Dr. Mary Ifeoma Azuh on 10/04/16 on Emmanuel TV.

LINK: https://www.facebook.com/tbjministries/posts/1100182150102560
Good morning. Its never good to rush into conclusion. As it turns out, the testimony of this waman is fake n cooked up to yarnish Papa Ayo's image as well as that of other pastors. D link showing proof of this has bn taken down on youtube but will definitely try n get u d video. No e-fights pls. Peace
Christianity EtcRe: Fake Pastors Exposed! by Joe82834(m): 10:02pm On Apr 11, 2016
As Christians we shd be careful of what we say so as not to incure curses on ourselfs with our own tongue. The testimony of this woman is fake n d intention was to soil d name of God's servants. Painful thing is alot if Christians celebrated it n even said sm terrible things abt these men of God.Now b4 u jump on me, watch thjs video with a clean and unbiased heart.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwQDuua4938
EducationRe: Buried Alive – A University Lecturer’s Search For Deliverance by Joe82834(m): 9:54pm On Apr 11, 2016
KEVIND:
As a child, Dr Azuh Mary Ifeoma’s father, a pastor, burned down a shrine in their community in an attempt to remove the evil spiritual being from their midst. When going for meetings, the pastor and community would first go to the shrine to sing and dance in front of it, as a way of mocking the evil spirit. It was during those dances that the evil spirit possessed the young Dr Azuh and began tormenting her life. At night, she began seeing an image in human form come to her, telling her that she was the owner of the shrine her father had burnt. After the dreams began, she began to experience terrible attacks.
Dr Azuh grew up and became a university lecturer but each time she was in a crowd of people or lecturing, she would hear the sound of drums and the evil spirit would appear in the form of a woman, commanding her to dance. She would then abandon all she was doing and begin to dance, in front of students, faculty and everyone around. After dancing, she would then collapse and be rushed to a hospital.
Facing terrible shame and in serious need of deliverance, Dr Azuh's pastor gave her a written note to a large Pentecostal church in Abuja for deliverance. After sowing a ‘seed of faith’, she was granted permission to see the pastor who prayed for her and told her the case was settled – however, the attacks continued. Notable pastors then gathered for a special service for her deliverance. During the service, their president entered and started shouting, “Who brought that car with T.B. Joshua’s sticker in my compound?” They pointed to Dr Azuh who had received the sticker and placed it there only two days earlier. The woman proclaimed, “The spirit of T.B. Joshua has possessed you” and told her to kneel down and confess everything she had to do with The SCOAN, stating that anyone in their organization who accommodates people who go to The SCOAN should be sanctioned. Removing the sticker from Dr Azuh’s car, the woman poured kerosene on it and tried to burn it. Surprisingly, the sticker refused to catch fire.
After the prayers, Dr Azuh went home, disappointed to find that the torture was worse that night. The following day, she was given a note to go to a church in Auchi where she was told to bring N30,000 to buy flowers for the altar before she could see the man of God. He told her that before his mentor, a very popular pastor in Nigeria had died, he told him not to have anything to do with T.B. Joshua. He said he wanted to know why she had gone to The SCOAN before he would pray for her. She told the pastor that she had not gone there, so he prayed for her and told her the problem was solved. She later slept in their hostel but the evil spirit tried to strangle her in the dream that very night. Hearing her screams of torment, a woman who worked with the church came to her and told her that she should go to The SCOAN, that she was just wasting her time there.
The next day she demanded to see the apostle and told him she was not delivered. He told her that he would take her to the prayer mountain of a top man of God in Lagos. The apostle and pastor prayed for her and said she should go in peace, that she was delivered. However, the problem continued to increase. When she returned to work, she was suspended.
She was then given a letter to see the CAN president. She borrowed money to go to his church where she saw him one on one and he gave her his number and items to wear for protection. The man asked her why she had anything to do with T.B. Joshua and told her that unless he becomes a member of the Pentecostal organization, he is not recognized. During the service, a pastor came from Jerusalem with what he called the ‘blood of Jesus’ and said it was for sale. The pastor’s wife stood up and bought the blood from the pastor for one million naira. The owner of the church then told Dr Azuh to come out for deliverance. They poured the blood on her and gave her the blood to drink. After returning home from the service, she received a sack letter from her work. She called the pastor and complained. He told her that when God wanted to bless her, some doors would be closed.
She lost hope that there were genuine men of God. Her husband told her to try a young man in Warri who always talks of T.B. Joshua. She had to pay for everything there, even the gown to enter the mountain. She went home after the deliverance service but had not received deliverance and was in severe debt from the money she had borrowed. One of her students even advised her to go to South Africa to see a young ‘prophet’ there. She was sponsored there but was not delivered.
Back in Nigeria, she was called to present a speech. When she stood up, she heard a huge sound, as if an airplane was about to land. She involuntarily began to dance and then found herself on the ground.
Her son told her later that if she doesn’t go to The SCOAN, he will not stay with her any longer. He said the disgrace was too much. She refused and decided not to enter a church again but to go to traditional doctors. A native doctor told her to bring 250,000 naira for her deliverance. She went for a midnight walk in a burial ground and laid down on the grave of someone who was her age. He called the evil spirit up and began shooting in order to kill the evil spirit. She was later rescued by vigilante.
Heeding the plea of her son, she decided to go see Prophet T.B. Joshua. That Sunday, when the prophet came out, she said to herself, ”This is the day I will confirm if he is a real man of God”. When he was coming towards her, she saw a pillar of fire. The next thing she knew, she had been delivered. She slept that night peacefully and the next day, decided to go to the market to confirm the evil spirit had left her. Before, when she entered the market, she would see the evil spirit moving around the market with her, commanding her to dance and disgracing her publicly. For that reason, she had stopped going to the market for years and her husband would go in her place. This time, she moved around the market, spending several hours and did not, at one time, see the evil spirit again. She had indeed been delivered!
During the course of her testimony, a man suddenly rushed out from the church and embraced her, crying hysterically. He exclaimed that she was his dead sister they had buried years ago. She had been the axis around which the family spun. He had last seen her in 1999 when she was lecturing. They then began to hear stories that she was mad. Suddenly, they were told that she had absconded from the university she was teaching in and they could not find her. After several years of searching for her, they came to agreement that she was dead and performed a traditional burial for her. That same year, her mother died from grief, followed four years later by her father. On his deathbed, the father told his son to exhume the grave of his daughter, that Prophet Elijah would bring her back to life. This was the resurrection they had been waiting for!
Dr Azuh’s advice was, “To be a prophet is not something you imitate. If you are not a prophet, you can never be a prophet!”
The testimony of thus lady is fake n it was intented to soil the name of certain pastors .

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwQDuua4938
CareerRe: Top 10 Most Demanded Jobs In The Oil And Gas Industry by Joe82834(m): 10:36am On Apr 11, 2016
imag5:
hmm it good to be here,that list above is cool but as for me electrical and electronics guys have been dominating oil and gas field they fit into anywhere subsea and other technical area,but you forgot to mention NDT technicians,those guys are in high demand like craze coded job cool cash,you work offshore inspecting drilling tools,pipeline,platform etc am a geophysicst but to tell you the truth geoscience no longer sells in nigeria like that simple reason is that most seismic survey as been carried out long ago..so was going on now is drilling and other engineering role ie production.where they recruit 5 geoscientist,50 engineers will be also be recruited you can see the ratio,i have been in the geo-science field but am currently into Asset integrity....via NDT,(am ASNT NDT CERTIFIED IN ET,UT,LPT,RFI,DPI,MT LEVEL 2) though am planing msc in exploration geophysics in uniport.as for experience you can get it anyday any time,you can decide to volunteer..for any small oil and gas coy.
less i forget corrossion engineering is another wicked area.

kudos xfire

imag5
Just saw this. Pls am a willing volunteer. 6months even without pay just undiluted experience on d job. Wd appreciate if u csn b of help or recommend places i cd get such opportunities. A mechanical and production engineering graduate.
PoliticsRe: Where Were Niger-Delta Senators & Reps When Lagos Calabar Rail Was Removed? by Joe82834(m):
emmykk:
which school did you attend?
Some say its not too beneficial to ogun n ondo but then mention SE like its beneficial to enugu,anambra et al
PhonesRe: Mtn 7.5gb And 4.5gb Isnt Free by Joe82834(m): 7:05pm On Apr 10, 2016
YorceelinaBlaq:
Na God oh. He's badt lyk dah.
Seriously o. Just bn staring. Lols
Christianity EtcRe: Most Nigerian Pastors Are Fake, Not Called By God – Oritsejafor by Joe82834(m): 11:14am On Apr 10, 2016
kodyx:
And who called you?..,50cent wannabe...
Name calling already. God called him n hope i have answered u. Ppl shd learn to avoid name-calling n raining abuses in an online forum. Tanx
PhonesRe: Mtn 7.5gb And 4.5gb Isnt Free by Joe82834(m): 7:31am On Apr 10, 2016
YorceelinaBlaq:
This is superstory... I've sha tried d code n d tin yaf work on my phone (including d airtime own). If worst comes to worst, I'll use d sim to receive calls only till I get married to Dangote's son n then, we can pay back. Ryt now, ama just use d 90k airtime to d last kobo. God bless mtn.
Lols. A unique kind of beauty i must add.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Joe82834(m): 7:06am On Apr 09, 2016
One word. Adaure.

This is unlike me though. Good morning all
Christianity EtcRe: Pope’s New Guidelines On Love, Sex And Marriage by Joe82834(m): 9:02pm On Apr 08, 2016
kingstylo01:
The Pope is not God, rather the visible head of Christ on earth, the vicar of Christ...


remember, Christ said to Simon Peter "Thou art Peter, and upon this rock I will build my church and the gates of hell shall never prevail against thee"


God bless the Pope! cool
Carefully read that verse from d start. Peter answered a question asked by Jesus on who he is. Peter called him d 'messiah'.Now it was this fact (Jesus bn d messiah) that is d rock upon which d church is built, and not on d person of Peter. Jesus is the saviour, messiah, upon which d gates of hell shall never prevail. Tanx again bro
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Brain Check.. Where Are The Mathematicians? by Joe82834(m): 8:16pm On Apr 07, 2016
x/2 + 99 = 2x. x + 198 = 4x. 4x - x = 198. 3x = 198. x = 66
CelebritiesRe: Koyo Bala Dies Of Cancer Of The Anus by Joe82834(m): 8:31am On Mar 31, 2016
PropertiesRe: Burning Building In Warri Today (Photos) by Joe82834(op): 8:25am On Mar 31, 2016
ApataRufus:
. You're right, like 4 buildings away from Hotel De Mark and 2 buildings from Aduvie Motors.
We need to be more careful with fire always.
Another wrong information. Saw it live n took these pix myself. Once lived in okumagba avenue for years so no way i coyld b wrong. Naija ppl sef.
PropertiesRe: Burning Building In Warri Today (Photos) by Joe82834(op): 8:21am On Mar 31, 2016
Hojeylee100:
Wao wat a sudden incident but in Yoruba adage ile oba to joooo really lo Busi and again which be this person own wey carry umbrella inside hammarttan lol!!!! Nha raining season?
Lols, but umbrellas ain't only useful during raining seasons
PoliticsRe: Many States Want To Replicate Religious Bill, They’ve Asked For Our Copy – El-ru by Joe82834(m): 8:11am On Mar 31, 2016
repogirl:
yeah, but they won't place their loudspeakers outside,I guess.
Yes. Funny enough sound waves ain't fully restricted by walls. So a powerful n better speaker placed inside my compound can still do d damage. Just saying. Lols
PoliticsRe: Many States Want To Replicate Religious Bill, They’ve Asked For Our Copy – El-ru by Joe82834(m): 7:39am On Mar 31, 2016
repogirl:
The loud preaching thing is really annoying sha. The churches in my area respect themselves and don't use loud speakers outside their churches.

The problem is the mosque, every 5.30 am, 1pm, 4pm and 7pm, they are my automatic alarm clock to know what the time is. Just so bloody annoying.

It's so loud, it wakes my kids most times in the morning, who come and disturb me that is not ready to leave my sweet pillow yet.

I don't understand why they are allowed to cause such noise when the churches don't do such.
Well such a law still wouldn't affect them since d times u mentioned supposedly fall into the 'stipulated time'. Now u see an issue with this
PoliticsRe: Many States Want To Replicate Religious Bill, They’ve Asked For Our Copy – El-ru by Joe82834(m): 7:36am On Mar 31, 2016
NOETHNICITY:
Christians! Christians! Christians! Are u not ashamed? Where does d bill not favor christianity! Dumbness suddenly became ur name!
You can actually make ur points without name calling. The bill allows speakers in and around places of worship but only during ’stipulated time'. now therein lies a problem as there is no stipulated time for christians. Again no name calling on a social media, it portrays weakness . tanx

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