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Abeg new guys make una dey post relevant stuffs biko.. One love

hoopLA:
You're not getting it.
Schizophrenic sufferers display a wide range of behaviors. BlueGoat-444 is the pseudo-intelligent version of Hens-fo0l, the original template and genesis of the droves of zombie troll monsters. Unfortunately its IQ is in deficit and it might not live long enough to bring its value close to zero.
BlueFool says Batshuayi is better than Rashford

Blood of Amazoma.. you are wicked!

kelvinze:
They are the only people that will tell you players who played 10 minutes all season played more than those with 180 minutes because the one that played 10 minutes was playing 1 minute across 10 matches which is more than the other one who played just 2 full matches of 90 minutes. ...This got me laffin hard

If they should bring all their past statements here for you, you might die from laughter. Those shekpites be comedians i swear.

hoopLA:
BlueDumbo is the female version of hens-ass.
It manifests multiple personality disorders/schizophrenic tendencies.
In this case the number of personalities it displays is in legion.
This version is the one we can quote today.

Atleast he is more manageable on his off days than hens brain. That one is permanently off!

kelvinze:
Blueangel....u can't be a football expert or pundit with dis comment....

When we welcomed you here, bluenobrain is one of the people we told you about. They make ridiculous unverifiable claims and pull out stats from their a$$ like a true Ogogoro drinking shekpite that they are looking for arguments that by the time everyone is done one week after, nothing would have been learned instead u will discover that shekpites usually shut off their brain once they want to start arguing. They are the only people that will tell you players who played 10 minutes all season played more than those with 180 minutes because the one that played 10 minutes was playing 1 minute across 10 matches which is more than the other one who played just 2 full matches of 90 minutes. Their reasoning will leave you in awe and gasping for air. Just do well to avoid them because a well suited educated man cannot have intelligent discourse with an Agbero.

btw Oxlade-Chamberlain is now saying "Last week we beat Arsenal 4-0."

Life is not fair

Evaberry:
For what is life without enjoyment


For what is life if we cannot do the things we love and fvuck who we love

Spoilt schild

Funlordjnr:
Well he was actually a central mid fielder and I think his humble playing career has been dwarfed by the outstanding success he has received as a manager....no time for tears when your pockets are filthy!

Yea am aware he was a CM, in any case not everyone is cut out to make money kicking the ball.

Funlordjnr:
His late dad was actually a goalkeeper so I can see why he has some basic instincts for the role!

Oh i see.. he did pretty well here. Shame he never had a great playing career.

Funlordjnr:
Na true sef...because dem fit bounce us from the place based on the content of his conversation!

I dey tell you

This our manger ehn


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpwMkC5GqoA

Funlordjnr:
I wish I could bring him around some of my chelsea wolves when we dey hang out dey chop soccer up...na dem go first give am back hand...not even the united or gunner boys and babe's!

I can't even hang around someone with a low IQ like him.

lol... Them don score Mourinho oo

Funlordjnr:
See my guy trying to deflect the argument unto drogba matter? Amala turners federation of naija..

He tried to raise one silly argument with me, i just read the thing laughed out at the stupidity that i couldn't even respond because I didn't know where to start from. I have never seen someone so clueless and so mentally deficient in my life. Hen's brain, give it up already. Start arguments with reasonable facts, don't be shaming your fellow Chelsea fans all the time.

I hope these noobs don't injure Mourinho in this grenfel match

Leyqute:
Baba u don talk your own jare, and it was, for the most part, spot on.

People go always talk.



I don't think Mou wants to explore the wings; that's probably why he didn't bother to get an all out RW. He's satisfied with operating from the LW alone, if we're to penetrate through wing play. The majority of goals we've scored this season were through the middle, not the wings. (through balls were assists, not crosses )

I don't know why Mou prefers attacking centrally than through the wings. We have a tall jambody person in the box, just get good crosses in and he'll put the ball in the back of the net. Pogba and Fellaini are also tall players who can score headers.

Leicester defended well through the middle and we labored to break them down. We need to up our game on the wings. Val25, Blind and everybody on the wings should learn how to cross well.

Fergie was the master of "square-play" and "cross-and-nod". These two tactics were very efficient for him. I know every manager has his own style but it's always good to have a plan B and C.

Yea that's what i have been saying. We have a real need for wingers who can actually cross in this team but the manager hasn't made it a top priority, we the fans did and so no one can call it a transfer mess on our side. If bids were made for Lemar, Mahrez or Perisic and they didn't accept, then we would have a big transfer mess on our hands. Knowing us for big name signings, i think we didn't buy a genuine winger this window because we are actually looking at a big star coming in later.

Mystic1:
Liverpool chose to ignore their defensive woes as well. Why call them out for it?

Does united have defensive woes? Have we even conceded once this season? No. Which top 6 teams is know for great attacking football but a terrible defensive record? baba nor dey stress matter. fact is fact!

chai.. a thread by a shekpe glory hunter

LoRdCaT:
LMAO.. this is so true. As soon as I saw Arsenal, I burst into laughter even before reading your writeup on them

They are like watching a comedy movie nowadays. just enter youtube and search Arsenal rants... dt of Arsenal TV go burst your kidney.

This for some laughter... Fvck count: 15,000

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SF6jKzonl8

Mystic1:
Not very balanced. You could have picked on Uniteds refusal to sign a RWinger and also a LB. Choosing to depend on a shaky Blind and injury prone Shaw.

That is a refusal, united never came out to say they bid and the player refused to come.The manager has also stressed countless times that he is happy with his group if he didn't get a fourth signing. It is we the fans who want to see things to were there isn't.

My Summary of one the most pathetic BPL transfer windows of all time


The transfer window closed 11 pm last night and this is my summary of all the 'top 5' club's activities.

Manchester United: Thug life! That's the only way to describe them. Tied up all their deals long before the season even started. Jose Mourinho could have been in some pub on the last day of the window, smoking a Cuban cigar and taking some shots of Tequila while listening to the glory, glory Man United song. Like a boss!

Manchester City : They once said Pep Guardiola is the master of 'youth development'. That when kids sign for him, they don't even have to play to become world class. They become world class just by gazing at Pep Guardiola. It turns out he is a chequebook manager who doesn't give a fvck about youth policy. Where do i even start from? Sending out a promising youngster in Kelechi Ihenacho, Jando Sancho; a promising lad from the Academy, downing tools and running away to Dortmund, The continuous redressing and papering over cracks with millions since he arrived. His defence alone was touted as being more than the budget of Ghana and several Caribbean nations! The attack? Well why not buy Bernado Silva and add to an already crowded attack. Why not use Sterling (a so-called young prospect who was supposed to become another Messi under Guardiola) as a player plus cash option for the ageing Alexis Sanchez. What a farce! Struggles against mid-table teams with all this talent at his disposal. Let's see what this billion pound-in-2-years manager can achieve as the season goes, but don't ever call the man a genius near me again. His new name is 'fraudiola' Aka the Chequebook one.

Chelsea : Rumors of disCONTEnt all through the window, which reared it's head in a litany of haphazard dealings and player snubbings, the like i have never seen done to a championship winning team before. It started off with Lukaku making a U-turn in the most dramatic fashion, then a late Chelsea bid to match United's bid, to turn Lukaku's head and save face, but when your ex goes, please let him or her go and so Lukaku did. Sorry guys i found love somewhere, ain't coming back. Then they settled with surprisingly the target United dropped. They basically signed a United reject. And that wasn't just the only united reject they signed, they completed a deal for Danny Drinkwater after the window closed last night. Another United reject who luckily for them has an EPL title winning medal, so he can't be that bad. Rudiger, Bakayoko are some names that came earlier in the window and it's looked like a good window anyway bar the series of rejections by average joe's, it was laughable. Oxlade Chamberlain and Ross Barkely are as average as it gets and both turned down Chelsea in spectacular fashion. Crazy!

Liverpool: Great window? Well u'd think so. But for a club that wants to challenge for a title in England and on the continent, they are joking. You CANNOT challenge with Salah, Robertson, Solanke and Oxlade Chamberlain as your transfer in's. You cannot! They play good high pressing football (which will even wear out soon enough as always) but with a Coca Cola Championship defense like that, their days of scandalous losses aren't far from over.

Arsenal: Like they say, save the best for the last. The name Arsenal invokes laughter nowadays. It's that bad! Another $hitty window yet again. A new exciting season 12 of the serie: Wenger and the joke factory. This new season is shaping up to be even more exciting than the previous 11. I once said Arsene Wenger has set out this time to punish Arsenal fans for the way they've treated him in previous years and i don't think i am far from the truth. I cannot wrap my head around the countless errors this club continues to make every transfer window. Lets go like this:

1. You play Oxlade Chamberlain who wants out against Liverpool and get thoroughly beaten. He then moves to a new club after the disgraceful drubbing which honestly is the norm at Arsenal these days. And to where? the same freaking Liverpool. The same Liverpool who won't sell you Luiz Suarez just a few years ago. Small doctor calls that Penalty.

2. You have a player who doesn't want to stay, you mess up his transfer which means he stays but only for a few months after which he can move for free to his desired destination. You could have gotten millions now but no, you prefer to get nothing for a good player who some mugs up at Manchester were willing to to pay top dollar but will get now for nothing. Amazing economics.

3. You weaken your team further by selling a defender, a winger and some couple of 'babies'. You get one free player and another for a so-called club record. One you can't even play against Liverpool away! You fake big bids when you aren't going to truly buy, just so the fans will say "we tried", "we even made a £90 million plus bid" "we are a big club now". Like Ramsey said on an Oxlade Chamberlain picture #shaammbles. Don't get me started on his fake explanation.

The press will have a field day with Arsene Wenger and Arsenal all season, rival fans will be relishing a... sorry! scratch that..Another thumping for them, even their fans are waiting to be walked over like before. It's ground hog day for the 'goners'.

Tottenham? Like i said at the beginning, top 5 clubs. Nobody gives a $hit about some pretenders who bottle it at the last minute everytime like their fellow London club Arsenal.

The transfer window closed 11 pm last night and this is my summary of all the 'top 5' club's activities.

Manchester United: Thug life! That's the only way to describe them. Tied up all their deals long before the season even started. Jose Mourinho could have been in some pub on the last day of the window, smoking a Cuban cigar and taking some shots of Tequila while listening to the glory, glory Man United song. Like a boss!

Manchester City : They once said Pep Guardiola is the master of 'youth development'. That when kids sign for him, they don't even have to play to become world class. They become world class just by gazing at Pep Guardiola. It turns out he is a chequebook manager who doesn't give a fvck about youth policy. Where do i even start from? Sending out a promising youngster in Kelechi Ihenacho, Jando Sancho; a promising lad from the Academy, downing tools and running away to Dortmund, The continuous redressing and papering over cracks with millions since he arrived. His defence alone was touted as being more than the budget of Ghana and several Caribbean nations! The attack? Well why not buy Bernado Silva and add to an already crowded attack. Why not use Sterling (a so-called young prospect who was supposed to become another Messi under Guardiola) as a player plus cash option for the ageing Alexis Sanchez. What a farce! Struggles against mid-table teams with all this talent at his disposal. Let's see what this billion pound-in-2-years manager can achieve as the season goes, but don't ever call the man a genius near me again. His new name is 'fraudiola' Aka the Chequebook one.

Chelsea : Rumors of disCONTEnt all through the window, which reared it's head in a litany of haphazard dealings and player snubbings, the like i have never seen done to a championship winning team before. It started off with Lukaku making a U-turn in the most dramatic fashion, then a late Chelsea bid to match United's bid, to turn Lukaku's head and save face, but when your ex goes, please let him or her go and so Lukaku did. Sorry guys i found love somewhere, ain't coming back. Then they settled with surprisingly the target United dropped. They basically signed a United reject. And that wasn't just the only united reject they signed, they completed a deal for Danny Drinkwater after the window closed last night. Another United reject who luckily for them has an EPL title winning medal, so he can't be that bad. Rudiger, Bakayoko are some names that came earlier in the window and it's looked like a good window anyway bar the series of rejections by average joe's, it was laughable. Oxlade Chamberlain and Ross Barkely are as average as it gets and both turned down Chelsea in spectacular fashion. Crazy!

Liverpool: Great window? Well u'd think so. But for a club that wants to challenge for a title in England and on the continent, they are joking. You CANNOT challenge with Salah, Robertson, Solanke and Oxlade Chamberlain as your transfer in's. You cannot! They play good high pressing football (which will even wear out soon enough as always) but with a Coca Cola Championship defense like that, their days of scandalous losses aren't far from over.

Arsenal: Like they say, save the best for the last. The name Arsenal invokes laughter nowadays. It's that bad! Another $hitty window yet again. A new exciting season 12 of the serie: Wenger and the joke factory. This new season is shaping up to be even more exciting than the previous 11. I once said Arsene Wenger has set out this time to punish Arsenal fans for the way they've treated him in previous years and i don't think i am far from the truth. I cannot wrap my head around the countless errors this club continues to make every transfer window. Lets go like this:

1. You play Oxlade Chamberlain who wants out against Liverpool and get thoroughly beaten. He then moves to a new club after the disgraceful drubbing which honestly is the norm at Arsenal these days. And to where? the same freaking Liverpool. The same Liverpool who won't sell you Luiz Suarez just a few years ago. Small doctor calls that Penalty.

2. You have a player who doesn't want to stay, you mess up his transfer which means he stays but only for a few months after which he can move for free to his desired destination. You could have gotten millions now but no, you prefer to get nothing for a good player who some mugs up at Manchester were willing to to pay top dollar but will get now for nothing. Amazing economics.

3. You weaken your team further by selling a defender, a winger and some couple of 'babies'. You get one free player and another for a so-called club record. One you can't even play against Liverpool away! You fake big bids when you aren't going to truly buy, just so the fans will say "we tried", "we even made a £90 million plus bid" "we are a big club now". Like Ramsey said on an Oxlade Chamberlain picture #shaammbles. Don't get me started on his fake explanation.

The press will have a field day with Arsene Wenger and Arsenal all season, rival fans will be relishing a... sorry! scratch that..Another thumping for them, even their fans are waiting to be walked over like before. It's ground hog day for the 'goners'.

Tottenham? Like i said at the beginning, top 5 clubs. Nobody gives a $hit about some pretenders who bottle it at the last minute everytime like their London brothers Arsenal.

There goes your transfer window. Now the real deal starts.

cc Lalasticlala, Seun

chidexxy007:
Mehn the L no be here, the list of players makes it more laughable. Imagine Llorente nd Barkley?

The L bad gan. Coming from average joes on top.

Sanchez and Mustafi.... like new signings

SailorXY:
The thing sef no funny again, I dey suspect Costa. When average joes be throwing Ls your way, what then happens if you move for a player like Bale? That one may just travel down to Cobhams, collect the contract sheets & write "LoL" in the spaces that requires his signature before jetting back to Madrid

I don laugh tire.. You are wicked

Why is everybody rejecting Chelsea? Chamberlain rejected their high bid for a low one from Liverpool, Ross "average" barkely traveled all the way to London, was already having medicals, only to change mind at the last minute. Let's not forget Lukaku, Llorente too. Hmmm! I don't trust Costa.. e fit be sabotaging tins .... anyway the season will determine who got it right in this window.

Funlordjnr:
The club have made their choices for august! Make yours! Season still has 35 games left

Matic it is. I'll be waiting for the bpl.

eph12:
Mkhi should replace Pogba.

Though I'll go with Matic

Settle with Matic too.

Funlordjnr:
Alright lads! These are the 3 officially short listed ballers for the award and Voting is going on right now...already casted mine but let's tally locally!

Who deserves to be our POTM after such a great august?

No Mkhytaryan.. when opta awarded him player of the month. Highest assist across Europes top five leagues. Them dey joke.

JayKayMaybachz:
Sometimes I wonder if your brain goes on leave

Now, take your time and read this

I know you have all the time in the world cos u jobless

Chelsea have matched Manchester United's £75m bid for Everton striker Romelu Lukaku

http://m.bbc.com/sport/football/40540231

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2017/07/07/chelsea-match-manchester-uniteds-offer-romelu-lukaku-leaving/

http://www.skysports.com/football/news/11668/10941160/chelsea-match-man-utds-75m-transfer-bid-for-romelu-lukaku

I don't know what these chelshit fans do with their data.. never mind their brains. They all thrive on beer parlour gist. One in my area once told me i shouldn't rely on the internet for information and i asked where should i get information then and he had no reply. I was just like "do this people really let their brain try to work on its own on their behalf or purposely cripple the poor thing? “

This una matter need fasting and prayers oo

Lana1:
Pep is overrated abeg.

Am so grateful to God say e no listen to my prayer and allow us to sign Pep instead of Mourinho that time.
Baba would ve sold DDG and bought Ospina. He would ve bought Stones instead of Bailly. He would ve chased out Jones and Herrera and brought back Johny Evans and Cleverly. And he would probably ve sold Rashford to Leicester and bought Benteke. He probably would ve given Rooney new 5 yr contract too.
The guy does things sometimes, u go dey wonder whether his brain dey upside down.


Just look at what one of his fans said last yr.

This one probably thought Pep ll swim to the league title unopposed like he did in Germany and Spain.

Nor mind him fan boys. When i watch his press conference nowadays, i cringe. Something is going bad upstairs with the man and if he's not careful, he might just go nuts before our eyes. I hope he doesn't develop a serious health problem from the way he behaves.