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BusinessRe: BVN - How To Link Your BVN To Your Other Bank Accounts Online Or By Sms by joedrae(m): 7:31pm On Oct 29, 2015
This is quite helpful.

Cc. Seun, lalasticlala
PoliticsRe: Why Is Senator David Mark Always Silent In The 8th Senate? by joedrae(m): 1:52pm On Oct 22, 2015
odikwa Risky... I think he has avoided talking because its very possible for the "younger ones" in the house to rule him out of order or even disrespect him.

Its better to be mute than for a "small boy" to gain points with him.
Technology MarketRe: California(Los Angeles),pickup services..Online purchase..(Ebay/Amazon,walmart) by joedrae(m): 11:07pm On Oct 17, 2015
Hello mikkyangel how much will this cost me to buy and ship this to Nigeria.

http://www.amazon.com/Barnes-Noble-Tablet-Color-BNTV250/dp/1400501466/ref=aag_m_pw_dp?ie=UTF8&m=A3P39YO1392WK

OR this 181900334586 on EBAY

Counting on your swift response. Thanks
PoliticsRe: Lai Mohammed Screened Amid Cheers Within 10 Minutes by joedrae(m): 4:47pm On Oct 13, 2015
The HUSBAND of PDP.

The fear of Lai is the beginning of wisdom
PoliticsRe: Buhari Can’t Double President, Petroleum Minister – Ijaw Groups by joedrae(m): 1:21pm On Oct 08, 2015
TheSonOfMark:

Of course, they would hug transformers right after your state starts generating its own revenue instead of being an ungrateful leech which depends on Niger-Delta oil wealth for even the rusty WATER pipes in your dilapidated city centers.
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You get fight beforehuh
Nairaland GeneralRe: Pmb's 55th Year Independence Celebration Broadcast by joedrae(op):
Full text of PMB's address this morning.
Nairaland GeneralPmb's 55th Year Independence Celebration Broadcast by joedrae(op): 7:56am On Oct 01, 2015
PRESIDENT MUHAMMADU BUHARI'S 55th YEAR INDEPENDENCE CELEBRATION BROADCAST ON THURSDAY 1st OCTOBER,2015

October 1st is a day for joy and celebrations for us Nigerians whatever the circumstances we find ourselves in because it is the day, 55 years ago; we liberated ourselves from the shackles of colonialism and began our long march to nationhood and to greatness.

No temporary problems or passing challenges should stop us from honoring this day. Let us remind ourselves of the gifts God has given us.

Our Creator has bequeathed to us Numbers – Nigeria is the ninth most populated country on the planet. We have in addition:

• Arable land
• Water
• Forests
• Oil and gas
• Coastline
• Solid minerals

We have all the attributes of a great nation. We are not there yet because the one commodity we have been unable to exploit to the fullest is unity of purpose. This would have enabled us to achieve not only more orderly political evolution and integration but also continuity and economic progress.

Countries far less endowed have made greater economic progress by greater coherence and unity of purpose.

Nonetheless, that we have remained together is an achievement we should all appreciate and try to consolidate. We have witnessed this year a sea change in our Democratic development. The fact that an opposition party replaced an entrenched government in a free and fair election is indicative of the deeper roots of our democratic system. Whatever one’s views are, Nigerians must thank former President Jonathan for not digging-in in the face of defeat and thereby saving the country untold consequences.

As I said in my inaugural speech, I bear no ill will against anyone on past events. Nobody should fear anything from me. We are not after anyone. People should only fear the consequences of their actions. I hereby invite everyone, whatever his or her political view to join me in working for the nation.

My countrymen and women, every new government inherits problems. Ours was no different. But what Nigerians want are solutions, quick solutions not a recitation of problems inherited. Accordingly, after consultations with the Vice President, senior party leaders and other senior stakeholders, I quickly got down to work on the immediate, medium-term and long-term problems which we must solve if we are to maintain the confidence which Nigerians so generously bestowed on us in the March elections and since then.

As you know, I toured the neighboring countries, marshal a coalition of armed forces of the five nations to confront and defeat Boko Haram. I met also the G7 leaders and other friendly presidents in an effort to build an international coalition against Boko Haram. Our gallant armed forces under new leadership have taken the battle to the insurgents, and severely weakened their logistical and infrastructural capabilities. Boko Haram are being scattered and are on the run. That they are resorting to shameless attacks on soft targets such as I.D.P. camps is indicative of their cowardice and desperation. I have instructed security and local authorities to tighten vigilance in vulnerable places.

On power, government officials have held a series of long sessions over several weeks about the best way to improve the nation’s power supply in the safest and most cost effective way. In the meantime, improvement in the power supply is moderately encouraging. By the same token, supply of petrol and kerosene to the public has improved throughout the country. All the early signs are that within months the whole country would begin to feel a change for the better.

Preliminary steps have been taken to sanitize NNPC and improve its operations so that the inefficiency and corruption could be reduced to a minimum. Those of our refineries which can be serviced and brought back into partial production would be enabled to resume operations so that the whole sordid business of exporting crude and importing finished products in dubious transactions could be stopped.

In addition to NNPC, I have ordered for a complete audit of our other revenue generating agencies mainly CBN, FIRS, Customs, NCC, for better service delivery to the nation. Prudent housekeeping is needed now more than ever in view of the sharp decline in world market oil prices. It is a challenge we have to face squarely. But what counts is not so much what accrues but how we manage our resources that is important.

We have seen in the last few years how huge resources were mismanaged, squandered and wasted. The new APC government is embarking on a clean up, introducing prudence and probity in public financing.

At an early stage, the federal government addressed the issue of salary arrears in many states, a situation capable of degenerating into social unrest. The APC government stepped in to provide short-term support to the owing statesand enabled them to pay off the backlog and restore the livelihood of millions of Nigerians.

Fellow Nigerians, there have been a lot of anxiety and impatience over the apparent delay in announcement of ministers. There is no cause to be anxious. Our government set out to do things methodically and properly. We received the handing over notes from the outgoing government only four days before taking over. Consequently, the Joda Transition Committee submitted its Report on the reorganization of Federal Government structure after studying the hand over notes. It would have been haphazard to announce ministers when the government had not finalized the number of ministries to optimally carry the burden of governance.

Anyway, the wait is over. The first set of names for ministerial nominees for confirmation has been sent to the senate. Subsequent lists will be forwarded in due course. Impatience is not a virtue. Order is more vital than speed. Careful and deliberate decisions after consultations get far better results. And better results for our country is what the APC government for CHANGE is all about.

I would like to end my address this morning on our agenda for CHANGE. Change does not just happen. You and I and allof us must appreciate that we all have our part to play if we want to bring CHANGE about. We must change our lawless habits, our attitude to public office and public trust. We must change our unruly behavior in schools, hospitals, market places, motor parks, on the roads, in homes and offices. To bring about change, we must change ourselves by being law-abiding citizens.

Happy Independence Celebrations. Long live the Federal Republic of Nigeria. God Bless.


Source: https://m.facebook.com/story.php?_e_pi_=7%2CPAGE_ID10%2C3366670352
PoliticsRe: List Of 84 Senators That Passed Vote Of Confidence On Saraki by joedrae(m): 5:15pm On Sep 29, 2015
[size=14pt]Time will tell...[/size]

CelebritiesRe: Check Out This Patoranking's Outfit: Hit Or Miss? by joedrae(m): 5:09pm On Sep 29, 2015
Miss

in other news...

Nairaland GeneralRe: Address By President Muhammadu Buhari At The 70th Session Of The United Nations by joedrae(op):
Baba did us proud.

God bless PMB
God bless The Federal Republic of Nigeria.

Nairaland GeneralAddress By President Muhammadu Buhari At The 70th Session Of The United Nations by joedrae(op): 12:19pm On Sep 29, 2015
ADDRESS BY MUHAMMADU BUHARI
PRESIDENT, FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA AT THE 70TH SESSION OF THE UNITED NATIONS GENERAL ASSEMBLY,
NEW YORK, 28TH SEPTEMBER 2015.


President of the General Assembly,
Secretary–General

Your Excellencies Heads of State and Governments

Distinguished Delegates

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I would like, Mr. President, on behalf of the Government and people of Nigeria, to congratulate you and your country on your election to preside over the 70th session of the U.N. General Assembly.

2. May I also express appreciation to your predecessor, Mr. Sam Kahamba Kutesa and the Secretary General Mr. Ban Ki-moon both of whom worked tirelessly to ensure proper articulation of the post-2015 Development Agenda and to maintain the focus and commitment to the ideals of the United Nations. I thank Mr. Ban Ki-moon for his recent visit to Nigeria when we held very useful discussions.

Mr. President,
3. Fifty-five (55) years ago almost to the day, my great predecessor, Nigeria’s first Prime Minister, Alhaji Abubakar Tafawa Balewa stood on this forum to declare Nigeria’s desire to develop and maintain friendly relations with all countries. He also assured the world of our country’s commitment to uphold the principles upon which the United Nations was founded.

4. Mr. President, my country, Nigeria, has lived by this conviction, even when judgement went against us in territorial disputes with our neighbours. We respected those judgements and abided by them as a mark of respect for the rule of law and the charter of this organization. Nigeria’s record in the U.N. peacekeeping is second to none. I myself as a young officer in the Nigerian Army did tours of duty in Congo and the Lebanon.

5. Nigeria has contributed to U.N. peacekeeping efforts in Ethiopia, Liberia, Sierra Leone and Darfur. Furthermore, we are proud of our contributions to other activities of the U.N. including the Peace Building Commission, the Human Rights Council and security sector reform.

Mr. President,
6. We are gratified to note that most countries have pledged commitment to the post-2015 Development Agenda and the Sustainable Development Goals (SDGs) with their means of implementation. The successor frameworks of the MDGs have come, Mr. President, with lofty aspirations and if I may say so, heroic assumptions! Nonetheless, they target development cooperation by the international community up to the year 2020. And they deserve universal support.

7. This is because the SDGs mirror the hopes and aspirations of much of the world.

8. I should stress that for the newly adopted SDGs to be truly global, they must be practical. In this regard, the SDGs’ core objectives of poverty eradication and reducing inequalities must be met within the framework of a revitalized global partnership support by concrete policies and actions as outlined in the Addis Ababa Action Agenda.

9. Luckily, these two core objectives of the SDGs are precisely at the centre of Nigeria’s new Administration’s agenda. It must be emphasized, Mr. President, that Foreign Direct Investment supplemented where suitable by Official Development Assistance as outlined in the Addis Ababa Agenda are necessary, though not sufficient, conditions for accelerated development in countries that are trying to catch up.

10. In this connexion, I would like to appeal to industrialized countries to redeem their pledge of earmarking 0.7% (nought point seven percent) of their GDP to development assistance. With the sole exception of the UK, all concerned countries have, I am told to meet the UN requirement. But, Mr. President, with SDGs we have the opportunity to improve the lives of people not just in the developing world but in all nations.

11. The Secretary General himself has grouped the SDGs into what he calls six “essential elements” namely:
• Dignity
• Prosperity
• Justice
• Partnership
• Planet
• People
As a prerequisite to these and as we look at history and remember the terrible events that gave rise to the birth of the United Nations in 1945, I would like to propose a seventh:
• PEACE

12. Peace, Mr. President, is close to the hearts of Nigerians, as we are in the front line in the war on terror. Boko Haram’s war against the people of Nigeria, Chad, Niger and Cameroon may not attract as much worldwide attention as the wars in the Middle East but the suffering is just as great and the human cost is equally high.

13. This is a war about values between progress and chaos; between democracy and the rule of law. Boko Haram celebrates violence against the weak and the innocent and deplorably, they hide behind their perverted interpretation of Islam. Boko Haram is as far away from Islam as any one can think of.

14. Many of my colleagues attending this forum would want to know how our new government intends to tackle the huge problems the government has inherited. Friends of Nigeria and foreign investor partners will be encouraged to know that the new Government is attacking the problems we inherited head-on.

15. We intend to tackle inequalities arising from massive unemployment and previous government policies favouring a few people to the detriment of the many. We intend to emphasize quality technological education for development and lay foundation for comprehensive care of the aged, the disadvantaged and the infirm. But for now terrorism is the immediate problem.

16. Accordingly, Mr. President, Members of the General Assembly, the new Nigerian Government which I have the honour to head, moved with dispatch to put in a bold and robust strategy to defeat Boko Haram. Nigeria and her neighbours Cameroon, Chad and Niger plus Benin are working together to face this common threat within the regional framework of the Lake Chad Basin Commission. We have established a multinational joint task force to confront, degrade and defeat Boko Haram.
17. We have driven them away from many of their strongholds, killed or captured many of their operatives or commanders and freed several hundreds of hostages.

18. Mr. President, one of our major aims is to rescue the Chibok girls alive and unharmed. We are working round the clock to ensure their safety and eventual reunion with their families. Chibok girls are constantly on our minds and in our plans.

19. Mr. President, terrorism is by no means the major or the only evil threatening and undermining the wellbeing of societies around the world.
• Corruption
• Cross border financial crimes
• Cyber crimes
• Human trafficking
• Spread of communicable diseases
• Climate change
• Proliferation of weapons

are all major challenges of the 21st century which the international community must tackle collectively. Let me reaffirm Nigerian government’s unwavering commitment to fight corruption and illicit financial flows. By any consideration, corruption and cross border financial crimes are impediments to development, economic growth, and the realization of the wellbeing of citizens across the globe.

20. Nigeria is ready and willing to partner with international agencies and individual countries on a bilateral basis to confront crimes and corruption. In particular, I call upon the global community to urgently redouble efforts towards strengthening the mechanisms for dismantling safe havens for proceeds of corruption and ensuring the return of stolen funds and assets to their countries of origin.

21. Mr. President, the world is now facing a big new challenge: human trafficking. This is an old evil taking an altogether new and dangerous dimension threatening to upset international relationships. We in Africa are grieved to see on international networks how hundreds of thousands of our able bodied men and women fleeing to Europe and in the process thousands dying in the desert or drowning in the Mediterranean.

22. We condemn in the strongest terms these people traffickers and will support any measures to apprehend and bring them to justice. At the same time, we are very appreciative of European governments notably Italy and Germany, for their understanding and humane treatment of these refugees.

23. Last year, our continent faced the dreadful occurrence of Ebola. We sincerely thank the international community for the collective efforts to contain this deadly disease. We are not out of the woods yet but we would like to record our appreciation to the United States, United Kingdom, France and China for their outstanding assistance in arresting the spread of Ebola and care of those infected in collaboration with host countries.

Mr. President,

24. Nigeria fully subscribes to and fully endorses Goals 13, 14 and 15 of the SDGs regarding Climate Change. In Nigeria, desertification and land erosion and degradation leading to biodiversity loss are real threats to our environment and we shall propose under the auspices of the Lake Chad Basin Commission a regional approach to combat these environmental challenges.

25. We look forward to the UN Summit on climate change in Paris in December 2015. This summit should provide optimism to humanity on addressing the looming threat faced by many communities around the world.


Mr. President,
26. We are witnessing a dreadful increase in conflicts fuelled by availability of small arms and light weapons. I call upon all member countries to demonstrate the political will needed to uphold the UN charter. For a start, a robust implementation of the Arms Trade Treaty will guarantee that small arms and light weapons are only legally transferred. Arms traffickers and human traffickers are two evil species which the world community should eradicate.

Mr. President,
27. As we engage in these annual debates, we need remind ourselves of the principles that led to the founding of the United Nations. Among those are peaceful coexistence and self-determination of peoples. In this context, Mr. President, the unresolved question of self-determination for the Palestinian people and those of Western Sahara, both nations having been adjusted by the United Nations as qualifying for this inalienable right must now be assured and fulfilled without any further delay or obstacle.

28. The international community has come to pin its hopes on resolving the Palestinian issue through the two – states solution which recognises the legitimate right of each state to exist in peace and security. The world has no more excuses or reasons to delay the implementation of the long list of Security Council resolutions on this question. Neither do we have the moral right to deny any people their freedom or condemn them indefinitely to occupation and blockade

Mr. President, delegates of member countries,
29. UN is 70 years old. It can count many more than 70 major achievements as the world’s forum and family reunion. It is my hope that in the next 70 years, it will achieve control of climate, help to eliminate communicable diseases, eliminate major and local conflicts and therefore eliminate the problem of refugees, take major steps towards reducing harmful inequalities between nations and within nations and above all, eliminate nuclear weapons.

30. Mr. President, as this is my first address in this Assembly, I thank you and the delegates for listening so patiently


Source: https://www.facebook.com/femi.adesina.10/posts/892587164166958

http://webtv.un.org/watch/nigeria-general-debate-70th-session/4516288621001
PoliticsRe: President Buhari To Address The UN General Assembly Shortly by joedrae(m): 3:27pm On Sep 28, 2015
Baba will definitely represent us well.

God bless PMB/PYO
God bless The Federal Republic of Nigeria.
RomanceRe: When She Says No by joedrae(m): 4:43pm On Aug 27, 2015
funlord:
grin

Look at this vapid chibok prostitute typing out expired and stale lines! It's so cute when you try to type about things you don't understand.

Anyway It's a good thing for you that at least you have that your reeking _vagina and your slipper looking breasts to make up for your factory fitted _stupidity, because as for your brain its nothing more than a decoration!
Hehehehehehehehe... she offend you beforehuh

this on Badt gan mehn!
PoliticsRe: Orubebe Is A Disgrace, Afraid Of Probe- Oshiomhole by joedrae(m): 4:57pm On Aug 26, 2015
donfidelio:
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/08/orubebe-is-a-disgrace-afraid-of-probe-oshiomhole/
... latest outburst of [size=16pt]one clown [/size]called Godsday Orubebe

OshoBaba get dat mouth ooo grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: #worldjollofriceday Is Trending On Twitter (see Pictutes) by joedrae(op):
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Cc. Lalasticlala, seun

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TravelRe: Peter Bello’s Parents At His Funeral Service (Photos) by joedrae(m): 3:19pm On Aug 21, 2015
May God comfort his family and friends.

PoliticsRe: Osinbajo Presides Over NEC Meeting At Aso Rock (Photos) by joedrae(m): 4:33pm On Aug 20, 2015
Smithkline555:
Just a little research would ve stopped you from spewing that gibberish up there. Where did you see sambo sit on the chair of the commander in chief? Prof Osibanjo (GCON) is your Vice president and you either accept that fact or relocate to gabon! Your stupidity is inbuilt.
OZAOEKPE don suffer o. He should have learnt his lesson... Do your research before coming to spill poo
PoliticsRe: Osinbajo Presides Over NEC Meeting At Aso Rock (Photos) by joedrae(m): 4:30pm On Aug 20, 2015
GudluckIBB:
It is Only the CnC that seats on that Chair. Don't say what you don't know.

Who is Sambo in the first place? 6 years jona and sambo spent in Aso Rock, Sambo did not utter up to 500 words when he was there. in otherwords, he was docile,dull and clueless like his oga from otuoke.
See finishing....haba!
EducationRe: Fraud Alert! Federal Government Academy, Suleja: Scholarship Or Burden? (PIX) by joedrae(m): 4:51pm On Aug 07, 2015
Mehn! This is a sad one concerning my alma Mater...
Jokes EtcRe: Selfie Made Easy by joedrae(op): 5:21pm On Jul 31, 2015
caught in the act... grin grin grin

Nairaland GeneralRe: 17 Creative Recruitment Ads That Will Bring A Smile To Your Face by joedrae(op): 5:10pm On Jul 31, 2015
creative ads ..

cc. lalasticlala, seun
Nairaland GeneralRe: 17 Creative Recruitment Ads That Will Bring A Smile To Your Face by joedrae(op): 4:43pm On Jul 31, 2015
#17: Finally, to cap the list off is a creative ad directed at potential web developers.

Web Developer Wanted

Nairaland GeneralRe: 17 Creative Recruitment Ads That Will Bring A Smile To Your Face by joedrae(op): 4:43pm On Jul 31, 2015
#16: Up next is a funny recruitment ad for potential school bus drivers.

Become a School Bus Driver

Nairaland GeneralRe: 17 Creative Recruitment Ads That Will Bring A Smile To Your Face by joedrae(op): 4:42pm On Jul 31, 2015
#15: Here’s a recruitment ad that will appeal to Star Wars fans most especially. There might be some copyright issues with this, but you get the picture.

Internship Advert for a Marketing Agency

Nairaland GeneralRe: 17 Creative Recruitment Ads That Will Bring A Smile To Your Face by joedrae(op): 4:41pm On Jul 31, 2015
#14: This is a fun one. A seemingly outrageous question that draws anyone in, only to be diverted into a recruitment ad for a radio station.

Can you sell air?

Nairaland GeneralRe: 17 Creative Recruitment Ads That Will Bring A Smile To Your Face by joedrae(op): 4:41pm On Jul 31, 2015
#13: This next one has a creative play on imaging and captioning. A very creative concept that can appeal to anyone.


We Thirst for More Creative Blood

Nairaland GeneralRe: 17 Creative Recruitment Ads That Will Bring A Smile To Your Face by joedrae(op): 4:35pm On Jul 31, 2015
#12: Coming up is another example of the old bait-and-switch. Lead with an interesting factoid to capture a person’s attention, and then creatively divert it into a recruitment ad.

Nairaland GeneralRe: 17 Creative Recruitment Ads That Will Bring A Smile To Your Face by joedrae(op): 4:35pm On Jul 31, 2015
#11: Remember the earlier example wherein the recruitment ad in itself also serves as a test for the skills of a recruit? Here’s another one.

Nairaland GeneralRe: 17 Creative Recruitment Ads That Will Bring A Smile To Your Face by joedrae(op): 4:33pm On Jul 31, 2015
#10: Here’s a funny one! This hysterical ad plays on the everyday life of a bartender doing his job. It’s catchy, creative, and entertaining. Ads like this can entice potential recruits because these ads can show off the company’s personality.

Recruitment Ad for Bartenders – Dallas Restaurant & Bar

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