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imoleay0:
This life is very funny, just like that .

Yemi Osinbajo will now become the vice president of the federal republic of Nigeria. Had I been told 365days ago, I wouldn't have believed it.

I doubt if Prof himself would have believed it.

So happy for prof.

If You are 70% eligible. Kindly apply.

Competent SOFTWARE DEVELOPERS Needed For 4 - 12 Months

https://www.nairaland.com/2341113/competent-software-developers-needed-4

Competent SOFTWARE DEVELOPERS Needed For 4 - 12 Months

https://www.nairaland.com/2341113/competent-software-developers-needed-4

SOFTWARE DEVELOPER (IT STUDENTS) NEEDED IN A REPUTABLE IT FIRM

Programming skills required:

Excellent C Sharp skills
MVC
Angular JS
J Query
You should be an android programmer who can learn Objective C to deliver iOS apps


Job Description:

Deliver across the entire app life cycle –concept, design, build, deploy, test, release to app stores and support

Strong OO design and programming skills in Objective-C, Java, C Sharp, Java, MVC 4.5

Ability to use Frameworks such as Angular JS etc.

Familiar with iOS SDK (UIKit, Cocoa Touch, Core Data, Core Location, etc)

Familiar with xcode, Eclipse, Visual studio, Microsoft SQL, MySQL,

Ability to work with web services such as JSON, XML

Design and build advanced applications for the Android platform, iOS Platform and Windows Mobile.

Collaborate with cross-functional teams to define, design, and ship new features.

Work with outside data sources and API's

Unit-test code for robustness, including edge cases, usability, and general reliability.

Work on bug fixing and improving application performance.

Continuously discover, evaluate, and implement new technologies to maximize development efficiency.


Competencies:

Creativity
Learning on the Fly
Technical Learning
Action Orientated
Dealing with Ambiguity
Presentation Skills
Peer Relationships
Time Management
Written Communications
Problem Solving


Eligibility:
You must posses at least 70% of the above listed programming skills and be willing to start ASAP. If possible Mid June,2015

Renumeration:
Very Attractive.

No. of Slots Available: 10

How to apply:

Send your resume and a cover letter ..... on or before 5th June,2015.

N.B: Corps members in Lagos can apply provided you will have enough time to make yourself available. IT students living outside Lagos can apply also because a comfortable accommodation will be provided for those who live outside Lagos.

ferhyntorlah:
My dear, go and take fruits and vegetables to detoxify your system from the expired chemicals in it.

Thanks

Naija...To help na wahala again.

It is well with this nation.

Chai! I still ate their cake 2wks ago ooo. This is big time GOBE. When I imagine the damage they've done to people that patronize them. You'll see big cars there every blessed day.

#OnlyInNigeria

#ChangeHasCome

Thank God we have more banking hours

We're glad to return to regular banking hours (8am to 5pm) from tomorrow 26|05|2015

Source: https://twitter.com/gtbank/status/602922562981593088

Section A still on till 11.59pm and Section B cancelled till further notice.

TeamLibra. Last day of Libra

Good afternoon, please kindly quote for this...

http://www.ebay.com/itm/New-LCD-Cover-Touch-Digitizer-Screen-Replace-For-Sony-Xperia-Z1-L39h-C6903-C6902-/261764057697?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item3cf25a8a61

Thanks

Good afternoon, could you please give me the cost of this to Lagos.

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Z2-Case-Shockproof-Waterproof-Dirtproof-Luxury-Aluminum-Gorilla-Glass-Case-Cover-For-Sony-Xperia-Z2-L50W/32323433070.html

Bye GEJ

Kindly like www.facebook.com/makeinnigeria

Why is this coming so soon? At least we still have a few Sundays before 29th May...

Thanksgiving and farewell service was held today 10/05/2015 at Abuja in Honour of Dr Goodluck Ebele Jonathan and Dame Patience Jonathan.


https://mobile.twitter.com/abati1990/status/597401797876129793

Sure Baba. Looking good...

Hello, i'm still yet to get a library around here. I won't mind even if it's a church library...

I just need a silent and comfortable place.

Thanks

coolhamid:
VP ELECT, We voted and campaigned for you not because we want you to start taking pictures with NOLLYWOOD stars but because we want sound policies that would favour the masses...

Enough of these pictures and go get busy with Nigeria's Assignment ..

These were snapped before the election. Why not try to do a little research before condemning him.

psucc:
Library? In Nigeria?
Na who dash monkey banana?

Look for hotels and you be confounded on the number you find.

It's possible. You never can tell. Let me see if "Nigeria" will prove you wrong.

Good afternoon Nairalanders, i'll appreciate if you can give me information on any well equipped library that you know around Ikeja/Allen avenue/ Opebi.

P.S: Well equipped means good seats, no noise and if possible air conditioned reading rooms.

Thanks.

Good day Great Nigerians.

We have been preaching CHANGE for some months now but I know the change we all desire starts with YOU & ME... Listed here are a few actions that we as Nigerians should start doing so that the CHANGE will indeed be a CHANGE for good.

"CHANGE!" STARTS WITH YOU!

When someone in the car ahead of you throws wastes on the road, drive next to him, roll down your window & shout, "change!" ‪#‎ChangeNigeria‬

When you are on a queue and someone tries to force his way in front, scream "change!!". #ChangeNigeria.

At the point of entry at either the air or sea port, if a Custom or Immigration official is trying to collect bribe. Shout "Change". # Change Nigeria

A landlord that 'habitually' increases house rent. Shout to him "Change". # Change Nigeria

Any irregularity in the measurement of food items in the market or the display of fake products in a supermarket or drug store. Shout "Change". ‪#‎Change‬ Nigeria

Any lecturer that wants to collect bribe either in cash or in kind. Shout to him "Change". # Change Nigeria

Any public or private servant that is stealing our national heritage. Shout "Change".# Change Nigeria#.

When a police officer stops your car and says "Oga, anything for the boys?", tell him, "change!". #ChangeNigeria

When you walk past any Nigerian who throws paper or banana peel on the floor, please stop him and tell him, "change!". #ChangeNigeria.

If the church near your house is using a loud speaker to disturb the neighbourhood, visit the Pastor and say, "Change!" #ChangeNigeria

If the mosque near your house is using a loud speaker to disturb the neighbourhood, visit the Imam and say, "Change" #ChangeNigeria

If you are in a vehicle and the driver is driving like someone possessed, shout "Change!" #ChangeNigeria.

When somebody is trying to jump a queue at either the bank or the fuel station or the ATM stand shout "Change". #change Nigeria#

When an Electricity official cuts your light unjustly shout "Change". # Change Nigeria#

If someone is answering a phone and lies about his/her location, shout "Change"#

If you are a friend to a man/woman who goes to meet another woman/man and deceives his/her wife/husband that he/she is traveling on an official duty, whisper "CHANGE!"

When a fuel attendant tries to short-dispense fuel into your car remind him about "Change.

Even if you are abroad and find people talking hopelessly about Nigeria, tell them CHANGE. " #Change Nigeria#

when a police officer ask for money for bail or ask you to pay for any services, tell him CHANGE!

A security operative at any public places ask or beg for tips, shout CHANGE!

You see any students going to school late tell him or her CHANGE!

A politician promising what he can't fulfill or using money to induce voters, shout CHANGE!

Change starts when you add your own inputs and forward this message to your contacts!!!!!!!


When someone books space on Nairaland or write FirstToComment or FTC...Tell them CHANGE!!!

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Also

Good one

In spite of fierce opposition from lawmakers of the All Progressives Congress (APC), the senate on Wednesday screened Musiliu Obanikoro for a ministerial position.

He was asked to take the customary “bow” – a preferential treatment for former senators – effectively confirming him as a minister. A row had broken out at the senate over the screening.
The first attempt last week had ended in chaos. Obanikoro, former minister of state for defence, resigned his position last year to seek the Lagos governorship ticket of the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) but lost to Jimi Agbaje. His renomination by President Goodluck Jonathan was opposed by senators of the APC over his role in the use of soldiers alleged to have manipulated the 2014 governorship election in Ekiti state. Gbenga Ashafa, the senator representing Lagos east, had raised a point of order challenging the attempt to screen Obanikoro. Ashafa, who said Obanikoro has a pending case in court, brought out a copy of The Nation Newspaper to butress his point. He further said David Mark, president of the senate and the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP), were joined in the suit. But Mark ruled him out of order, saying the court is yet to serve him in that regard. “You don’t serve me on the pages of the newspaper. As far as I am concerned, there is no case in court, so I rule you of order,” Mark said

Source: http://www.thecable.ng/just-row-senate-obanikoro | TheCable

It is well. This happens only in Nigeria...

No matter how they try, Time will tell and i'm super sure that all that time will give is FAILURE to those who want Nigeria to fail.

#IstandForPeace

Only in Naija