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CrimeRe: ‘I Started Sleeping With My Daughters Because My Wife Died’ by Joefat: 4:53pm On Jun 14, 2020
You be werey sir.
CareerRe: Should I Resign From This Job? Pls Help Me by Joefat: 4:39pm On Jun 14, 2020
If I should put myself in your shoe.. I'll leave the previous job and suit up with the newly duty, from 50k to 150, that's alot of money and for u to be working round oclock with 50k and I believe u will definitely find a space to have some savings out of it.. so why don't u leave that previous job and move with the new one. If u can survive with 50k in a month. I believe u can save up to 100k in a month with the new job. Pop. then u can think of what do with your savings if evetually the newly job close down as u predict
PoliticsRe: Obaseki Visits Wike At Rivers State Government House, Port Harcourt by Joefat: 4:38pm On Jun 14, 2020
Chinenyebae:
Politicking




Nairalanders please come to my rescue at my signature, I'm totally confuse and have no other means please
Nwa babe.. my ndiokwu amaka.

I'll like to come see your kinsman ahswa.. ogadinma.
PoliticsRe: Obaseki Visits Wike At Rivers State Government House, Port Harcourt by Joefat: 4:36pm On Jun 14, 2020
E don happen.
Foreign AffairsRe: Kim Yo Jong Threatens Military Action Against South Korea by Joefat: 4:33pm On Jun 14, 2020
Who dey talk? Audio threat... Pls Keke take me to my destination, na mistake I do by dropping at this junction.
PoliticsRe: Togo, Niger, Benin Owe Nigeria ₦32.04 Billion For Electricity Supplied In 2019 by Joefat: 4:33pm On Jun 14, 2020
Multiplier7:
Am I really first to comment?

Nigeria should forgive them because they know not what they are doing.

Let's hear what others has to say below
No. U are not..

Back to the matter..

All I just care about is to leave this country..

Because I don't believe a nation bearing Nigeria still exist..
PoliticsRe: Benin Withdraws Nomination For WTO DG, Backs Nigeria by Joefat: 4:27pm On Jun 14, 2020
Una don see wetin Hushpuppi don dey coz nah ba
PoliticsRe: Benin Withdraws Nomination For WTO DG, Backs Nigeria by Joefat: 4:27pm On Jun 14, 2020
Una don see weyin Hushpuppi don dey coz nah ba
CelebritiesRe: Naira Marley And Kim Oprah Flout Social Distancing Rules, Hold Concert In Abuja by Joefat: 11:35am On Jun 14, 2020
Lol.. trouble sleep jeje, Naira Marley go dey wake am. I pity who no pity u
PoliticsRe: LASG seals 22 Buildings, Decries High Rate Of Illegal Development by Joefat: 11:31am On Jun 14, 2020
I guess does people didn't go through normal process.. because I believe in this 21 century, before you start any build up at all. Get a survey plan, building plan and both approved by the government. Once you're done with that, I don't think there's coz for alarm. And once they can't approved it, one should no d place has been acquired by government or authority concerned.
Christianity EtcRe: Coronavirus: Guidelines For Reopening Churches And Mosques By NCDC by Joefat: 10:14am On Jun 14, 2020
Audio virus

SportsCoronavirus: Norwich Player One Of Two Positive Tests In Premier League by Joefat(op): 10:11am On Jun 14, 2020
A Norwich player - and one other person at a Premier League club - has tested positive for coronavirus in the latest round of testing.

The player was one of two positive cases from 1,200 tests and Sky Sports News can confirm he played in Friday's behind-closed-doors friendly against Tottenham.

He must self-isolate for seven days, which rules him out of Norwich's Premier League game against Southampton this Friday.

A statement from Norwich read: "Norwich City can confirm that one of its players has returned a positive test result following the recent round of Covid-19 testing.

Coronavirus test timeline - Premier League

R1 - Six positive after 748 tests. Published on May 19
R2 - Two positive after 996 tests. Published on May 23
R3 - Four positive after 1008 test. Published May 27
R4 - Zero positive after 1130 tests. Published May 30
R5 - One positive after 1197 tests. Published June 3
R6 - Zero positive after 1195. Published June 6
R7 - One positive after 1213 tests. Published June 10
R8 - Two positive after 1200 tests. Published June 13

"In line with the Premier League's protocols, the player will now self-isolate for a period of seven days before being tested again at a later date. The player must return a negative test result before being able to resume training.


"The club will not name the player in question and asks that his request for privacy and confidentiality are respected at this time."

Norwich beat Tottenham 2-1 on Friday, but players from either club who may have come in contact with the player will not have to self-isolate, as they are not deemed to have been in contact for long enough, according to Government advice.

Close contact is defined by the Government as being within two metres of someone who is a confirmed case for 15 minutes or more.

Tottenham have reiterated that the Norwich player had no "close contacts" with any of their squad members during Friday's friendly fixture, and have confirmed that their playing and non-playing staff will not need to self-isolate for seven days.

A club statement read: "We continue to operate within the strict guidelines outlined by the Premier League to ensure we avoid any risk of infection spreading should anyone else test positive, including practising social distancing so no 'close contacts' are created, which has been defined by Government as being within two metres of a confirmed case for 15 minutes or more.

This means that no other member of the squad or staff should be forced to self-isolate other than the person who returns a positive test result and their household members.

"The Norwich player in question has confirmed he had no 'close contacts' with our team yesterday and our squad has also verified this.

"Our testing has continued to return only negative results for COVID since one positive reading was confirmed almost two weeks ago."

https://www.skysports.com/football/news/coronavirus-norwich-player-one-of-two-positive-tests-in-premier-league

Christianity EtcRe: This Infallibility Question by Joefat: 9:55am On Jun 14, 2020
This one weak me undecided
SportsRe: Cavani And Thiago Silva To Leave PSG In August by Joefat: 9:43am On Jun 14, 2020
Arsenal how far nah.. this is a great opportunity.. awful don show face here..
SportsRe: La Liga: Mallorca Vs Barcelona (0 - 4) On 13th June 2020 by Joefat: 11:20pm On Jun 13, 2020
powerfulguy:
Ok ooo, me right now....
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SportsRe: La Liga: Mallorca Vs Barcelona (0 - 4) On 13th June 2020 by Joefat: 11:04pm On Jun 13, 2020
doctore212:
I need one olosho tonight
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Ask Lalasticlala
SportsRe: La Liga: Mallorca Vs Barcelona (0 - 4) On 13th June 2020 by Joefat: 11:02pm On Jun 13, 2020
Crofton:
Congrats Man .


More winnings to you .
Thanks bro. You're the best.
SportsRe: La Liga: Mallorca Vs Barcelona (0 - 4) On 13th June 2020 by Joefat: 11:00pm On Jun 13, 2020
Alba MOTM
SportsRe: La Liga: Mallorca Vs Barcelona (0 - 4) On 13th June 2020 by Joefat: 10:59pm On Jun 13, 2020
Crofton:
Joefat .


You Don get your goals.
I swear my brother.. you really help my courage... I'm almost cash out..
SportsRe: La Liga: Mallorca Vs Barcelona (0 - 4) On 13th June 2020 by Joefat: 10:56pm On Jun 13, 2020
fergie001:
Ronaldo struck his own at the post.

I know of someone who played his penalty at Latin America, we went to pick the ball in Port Harcourt cheesy
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I saw that coming..

Up The GOAT. My away over 3.5 don boom.
SportsRe: La Liga: Mallorca Vs Barcelona (0 - 4) On 13th June 2020 by Joefat: 10:54pm On Jun 13, 2020
Aflix:
Messi too good abeg, make he just score his own make matter settle abeg
Na Him I dey wait for self.
SportsRe: La Liga: Mallorca Vs Barcelona (0 - 4) On 13th June 2020 by Joefat: 10:50pm On Jun 13, 2020
Aibueku123:
Goal barca 3 -0 alba messi assit again
I guess you just wake up. Goal way then don score more than 15m ago. Na him u just dey see. grin
SportsRe: La Liga: Mallorca Vs Barcelona (0 - 4) On 13th June 2020 by Joefat: 10:49pm On Jun 13, 2020
mperornero:
Ronaldo come and see your mate o, common p.k you cannot score. mumu GOAT mtchwww angry
Guy this table you're about to shake so... I fear what will come after you shake it oo grin
SportsRe: La Liga: Mallorca Vs Barcelona (0 - 4) On 13th June 2020 by Joefat: 10:43pm On Jun 13, 2020
Fuckingmallam45:
Goal dey come as if Mallorca come sell groundnut for field. See as e even talk am with confidence.
Goal dey come oga.. na 3 goals we dey. I'm left with one more goal. Don't dull.
SportsRe: La Liga: Mallorca Vs Barcelona (0 - 4) On 13th June 2020 by Joefat: 10:40pm On Jun 13, 2020
Crofton:
My guy, Which kind lie be dis ?

If you used 650k to stake a draw on this match you should be expecting over 2m and not the 1.3m you afore mentioned .

Considering you also stated it was your last game, insinuating that previous games have already been concluded .

Nawa for you o. You keep small pikin for here .


From today, Just focus on that your blog, I no wan see you here again . angry
Eassssyyyyyyyyyyy cheesy
SportsRe: La Liga: Mallorca Vs Barcelona (0 - 4) On 13th June 2020 by Joefat: 10:31pm On Jun 13, 2020
zhike:
What are we benefiting by supporting European league?
I think let’s go to stadiums to support our soccer, our govt will c that we love our local soccer and come onboard
I benefit happiness and rest of mind whenever my team won.. than a naija league where someone can break bottle on your head from your back and police will be telling you, oga na you Bleep up.
SportsRe: La Liga: Mallorca Vs Barcelona (0 - 4) On 13th June 2020 by Joefat: 10:29pm On Jun 13, 2020
Angelfrost:
Leave that guy to be living in denial... A lot of his politicians and leaders have shares and stakes in top football and sporting clubs abroad.

Most of them are not interested in sponsoring anything sports or even human related, except thuggery, cultism, and terrorism!!!... See our athletics, how terribly underfunded it is!!! Is it because of lack of moral support from the average struggling Nigerian too??!...
You make sense bro. This is nothing but the fact. More knowledge
SportsRe: La Liga: Mallorca Vs Barcelona (0 - 4) On 13th June 2020 by Joefat: 10:26pm On Jun 13, 2020
Crofton:
Goals dey come, stay calm .
Thanks for the word of encouragement..
SportsRe: La Liga: Mallorca Vs Barcelona (0 - 4) On 13th June 2020 by Joefat: 10:24pm On Jun 13, 2020
Omo this life no complete without football... Na today I know how much I've missed football... I can just take my mind off naija wahala for once..
SportsRe: La Liga: Mallorca Vs Barcelona (0 - 4) On 13th June 2020 by Joefat: 10:23pm On Jun 13, 2020
Angelfrost:
Messi??! You mean the man of this match by a good mile??!... Without his skills, break up play, and attacking instincts, Barca would not have even been in this game!!!...

The guy makes the most average player step up in all ramifications... You think Braithwaithe would have scored that goal without Messi's presence in that box?! Guy, say the truth... That Argentine is like fine wine!!!
You're valid. Make them Sha add 2 more goals for me.
SportsRe: La Liga: Mallorca Vs Barcelona (0 - 4) On 13th June 2020 by Joefat: 10:18pm On Jun 13, 2020
Angelfrost:
You are not being honest... South African leaders started investing and funding sports generally, including football, long before most of their citizens got behind them...

If the leaders had been uncaring as yours here, their league would have been far worse than ours. Who no like better thing??!

If our leaders, politicians, and criminals in power want to make the national league world class, they can do so quite easily!!! But, they will rather take all the money abroad!!!

They have had decades to do the right thing, but chose to look away... What am I even arguing with you sef... Take a fvcking look at your oldest national TV station (NTA)! Is it lack of viewers that made it a global eyesore and embarrassment among TV stations??!... Bros, call a spade a spade!!!
You forget to tell him how long Dangote has been Proposed to buy ArsenalFC
SportsRe: La Liga: Mallorca Vs Barcelona (0 - 4) On 13th June 2020 by Joefat: 10:16pm On Jun 13, 2020
zhike:
Do the right thing by supporting your league, the league will be able to retain players
Which of the league.. league we would have no the final result before the game even start. Na only naija league home no dey lost against away. At all at na draw..

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