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PhonesRe: Pls Help Me Ooo I Bought And Iphone5 And I Cant Open It by JOEFY: 1:57pm On May 15, 2015
Seun osewa is a scam artist
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Graduates Get Paid As Low As #6000 Per Month In Nigeria? by JOEFY: 1:56pm On May 15, 2015
artisticallyart:
care about what?
Cares about you sir
RomanceRe: Which Profession Do Ladies Find Most Attractive For A Man? by JOEFY: 1:55pm On May 15, 2015
J UNIT the originator of this post is a big fooooool
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Graduates Get Paid As Low As #6000 Per Month In Nigeria? by JOEFY: 1:53pm On May 15, 2015
Screw all of you on this thread, no body cares
SportsJoin My Fantasy Premier League. Code: 2232775-488328 by JOEFY(op): 7:23pm On Aug 15, 2014
Hey people, its your boy Joel. We all know the premier league is kicking off.. For some fun free action. Log unto fantasypremierleague.com. Login and join my fantasy league and see who can beat me. The code is 2232775-488328. See you all there
Rap BattlesRe: So You Think You Can Rap>> Hosted By J Unit by JOEFY: 2:01pm On Aug 26, 2013
Aight J Unit, let me be the first to Enter

Listen up NairaLanders

I’m no Kanye West, but I’ll do my best at this alright?

So Imma do a short rap on the spot about my life,

I’m a short teenage ninja from the state of Ondo eh?

I live in a small city but Lagos was were I was raised

I had a lot of buddies, I don’t see them much no more,

but I’ve known them all ever since the age of four
Rap BattlesRe: New Kid On The Block. Battle Now! by JOEFY(op): 1:37pm On Aug 26, 2013
Alright Carzola, lemmie murder you real quicj, no chickening out now...

I pick up a pen and murder a beat with ease
You pussy rapping please wear your heart on your sleeve
I’ll gnaw on they teeth til they have a cardiac disease
I was born mentally strange, love it or hate it.
You’ll still find me in your bed naked.
Masturbating to your high school pictures.
I go to the retirement home and nut on dentures.
I guess my life is one crazy adventure.
and if a nigga Try and walk through my door
and ‘get your dougie on my floor'
It’ll be a living horrorcore, with immense blood and gore.
Leaving you dead and bleeped like necrophiliac porn.
With every word, I’ll leave you torn leave you feeling scorn
Make a mother fucker wish he was never born.
I’ll knock out your father and Bleep your mother
Get her little daughter butt bleeped by her older brother.


boom.......
SportsRe: Join My Fantasy Premier League!!!! 1946008-436758 by JOEFY(op): 1:31pm On Aug 26, 2013
we need more peaople to join my league, we currently sittin g at ten, its a great place to play fantasy league, just for fun.

Regards & see you there
Rap BattlesNew Kid On The Block. Battle Now! by JOEFY(op): 4:04pm On Aug 16, 2013
I wanna battle to prove my dominance.

Let me know if you up for a battler, or are you chicken....?

16 bar, 32 bar, I'm ready...
SportsJoin My Fantasy Premier League!!!! 1946008-436758 by JOEFY(op): 3:57pm On Aug 16, 2013
Hi peeps.

For those of you who love the fantasy premier league.

Join my league for some fun

Www.premierleague.com.

Fantasy code: 1946008-436758
Rap BattlesRe: "the Beat Down" Pre-lim by JOEFY: 1:30pm On Jul 19, 2008
Joefy is back let me come in and do a little something

1 2 3 AND TO THE 4

IM GETTIN READY TO Bleep UP THE INDUSRTYS STATUS QUO

IM LYRICALLY AND EMPIRICALLY GIFTED,

IMMA SUPRISE YALL LIKE WHEN OJ GOT ACQUITTED,

WHEN I BATTLE PEOPLE ITS JUST UNFAIR,

I HOLD IT DOWN AND YALL ARE UNAWARE,

I PUT MORE DAMAGE ON THE MIC THAT GAME DOES WITH 50,

ALL MY SHIT IS REAL AND THATS NO MYSTERY,

I WOULD KEEP GOING WITH THE RAP AND MAKE YOU LOOK EVEN WORSE,

BUT I REALLY DONT FEEL LIKE CALLING IN A NURSE
SportsEuro 2008. Comments And Analysis by JOEFY(op): 6:22am On Mar 10, 2008
guys, lets comment here on the up and coming euro 2008, the ealier the better.
SportsEuro 2008. Comments And Analysis by JOEFY(op): 6:20am On Mar 10, 2008
guys, lets comment here on the up and coming euro 2008, the ealier the better.
Rap BattlesYo Mamma, by JOEFY(op): 6:04am On Mar 03, 2008
DISS THE MAMA OF THE PERON ABOVE YOU, NOW DISS MY MAMA CAUSE I'M ABOVE YOU AND SO ON.

RULES, ANYTHING GOES, JUST DISS THE MAMA OF THE PERSON ABOVE YOU. NO SHAKING.
SportsFourh Position In English Premier League? by JOEFY(op): 6:00am On Mar 03, 2008
who's gonna grab that spot guys, personally, in think everton, but teams like blackburn and astonvilla, could prove a real threat to that title.
Music/RadioNeyo Vs Chris Brown. Vote Now by JOEFY(op): 5:56am On Mar 03, 2008
vote nowwwwwwww :p :p :p
Music/RadioWho's The Ugliest Nigerian Artiste? by JOEFY(op): 5:53am On Mar 03, 2008
personally i would go for gt the guitarman, but hey, that;s just my view
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by JOEFY: 5:51am On Mar 03, 2008
hello guys, just wanna comment quickly on the weekends action, i thought arsenal deserved to win that game, if not for the own goal, secondly, that late goal by bendtner will give us an added boost for the game against milan, and lastly, we had a bad experience with eduardo, but that late goal restored our courage and determination to win the league.

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