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BusinessRe: Freight And Shipping From Turkey by joeisreal(op): 1:13pm On Dec 13, 2023
Hello everyone. I am still in the business of logistics and handling of your goods door to door from Turkey to Nigeria. Reach me on Mobile/whatsapp +905340738207. Thanks.
PropertiesRe: How To Qualify For The National Housing Fund Loan And Buy Your First Home by joeisreal(m): 3:02pm On Aug 22, 2023
I have done mine up to 60% in my stateof origin. Can I get a loan to finish it? I am self employed.
H28Africa:
Feel free to ask me any questions you might have, and I will be happy to answer.
AutosRe: »»» Do You Need A Car In PH ( Naija Or Foreign Used)? Let Us Know ««« by joeisreal(m): 1:17pm On May 31, 2023
Hello Sir,

I need a Nigerian used car about 1.5million, automatic with working air-conditioning.

I was looking around the net for the likes of Toyota matrix, Kia Rio, Hyundai Elantra, Hyundai accent, Mazda CX-5, Mazda CX-7(heard the turbo charger is a problem). I need a car that I can easily mantain.
Car TalkRe: Which Car Can You Suggest For A First Buyer In Nigeria by joeisreal(m): 6:12pm On May 14, 2023
Hello Sir,
Is the Kia Rio serving you very well? Is it a strong car. I want to buy for my wife. Do you think a woman can easily maintain it like Toyota cars?
NlGERlA:
I started with Peugeot 406 2002 model in 2015, moved on to land Rover freelander 2005. I'm currently using kia rio 2013.
I'm not poor. But I'm not rich either.
You're a new comer, listen to d elders grin
AutosRe: Registered Kia Cerato 2011 Model..good For Uber...buy N Drive...price 1.4m... by joeisreal(m): 2:21am On Apr 22, 2023
Bro is this the last price ? Can I drive it from Lagos to Portharcourt? Apart from the AC, any other hidden issues?
AutosRe: 2005 Peugeot 206 Automatic by joeisreal(m): 5:46am On Jan 25, 2023
Can I readily buy the parts? Can it drive to ph from Abj?
RomanceRe: Man And Lady Seen Exchanging Contact While On Bike. Photos And Video by joeisreal(m): 9:35am On Aug 31, 2022
Pi network; this novel approach allows crypto mining on your phone by leveraging your existing social connections, with no financial cost, no battery drain and a light footprint on the planet. To join use the invitation code "Joeisreal" . After you join quote this message with your name and mobile number .Once I see your name on my screen, I will forward 1.5gb data to you with 500 naira airtime.
EducationRe: Quacks: "I Was Specific About 3, Not All State Universities" - Prof Osodeke by joeisreal(m): 9:33am On Aug 31, 2022
Pi network; this novel approach allows crypto mining on your phone by leveraging your existing social connections, with no financial cost, no battery drain and a light footprint on the planet. To join use the invitation code "Joeisreal" . After you join, quote this message with your invitation code and mobile number .Once I see your name on my screen, I will forward 1.5gb data to you with 500 naira airtime.
InvestmentRe: Sh!t Coin Investors Thread by joeisreal(m): 9:27am On Aug 31, 2022
Pi network; this novel approach allows crypto mining on your phone by leveraging your existing social connections, with no financial cost, no battery drain and a light footprint on the planet. To join use the invitation code "Joeisreal" . After you join reply to this message with your invitation code and mobile number .Once I see your name on my screen, I will forward 1.5gb data to you with 500 naira airtime. [b][/b]
InvestmentRe: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by joeisreal(m): 9:26am On Aug 31, 2022
Pi network; this novel approach allows crypto mining on your phone by leveraging your existing social connections, with no financial cost, no battery drain and a light footprint on the planet. To join use the invitation code "Joeisreal" . After you join reply to this message with your invitation code and mobile number .Once I see your name on my screen, I will forward 1.5gb data to you with 500 naira airtime. [color=#770077][/color]
PropertiesRe: Alternative Building Material (expanded Polystyrene) by joeisreal(m): 2:40am On Jun 05, 2022
Please give me the link for the polystyrene person in Anambra state. My email is jizokoli@gmail.com or please you can give me his contact here.
Chuwaa2:
Hello OP,

I got your mail and your apologies is well noted. Anyway I got another fella in Anambra and he did it and your price and his were almost equal.
Small transportation cost. Thanks for the good work, you helped me make decisions.
We used beam and after casting the beams, we used very light but rich mixture to cover the top When I'm back in Lagos, I hope to patronise you one day.

We used 300 by 450 and its still work in progress. People of course marvelled at the speed of installation, just two days.
AutosRe: »»» Neat Kia Optima 08 @ N1.35M Negotiable ««« by joeisreal(m): 1:46am On Apr 28, 2021
Hi. What's the lowest it can go? Any issues?
AutosRe: SOLD!!! Registered 2013 Kia Rio (automatic+4plugs+fabric+alloy+chilling AC) by joeisreal(m): 12:44am On Apr 28, 2021
Still available? 1.02 million
AutosRe: Honda Civic 2007 For Sale by joeisreal(m): 10:47pm On Oct 28, 2020
Is that reverse screen or navigation screen I am seeing?
AutosRe: SOLD!!! Registered 2006 Kia Spectra (auto+4plugs+fabric+chilling AC) by joeisreal(m): 3:48pm On Jul 19, 2020
Any reason I should know about why you are selling? #500,000 is it a good offer?
BusinessRe: Joseph Ezeokafor Receives Rolls Royce From Son As Birthday Gift (photos) by joeisreal(m): 8:21pm On Jun 16, 2020
This is how you people put Emoney in trouble showcasing police men running errands for him.
GBOKASINCHA:
Jowizazaa ezego 1 na ekwulobia this guy Dey use dss as maiguard and errand boys
PoliticsRe: Update on developments in Anambra state-photos by joeisreal(m):
Which expectations has he exceeded? He is falling very much short in environmental management. Improper refuse dumping blocking drains has been the single biggest factor making these erosions worse and yet we appoint commissioner for environment every tenure. Is their work, to identify erosion sites and start working on them after they have swallowed houses? They should be proactive. What is the big deal about environmental management? Looking out for loose soil and planting grasses or trees with fibrous roots. Since they have come out to say drainage systems must be connected, how many have they really connected? People are throwing away plastics everywhere without care. Something that does not decay for long number of years thereby preventing soil from binding. Why can't we enforce laws, make people manufacturing pure water, bottled water, disposable plates and other single use plastics to increase the price and buy back the used ones? Why can't we teach the masses how to compost their wastes in their various compounds, incenerate the others, keep the plastic and bottles for companies to come by each house and buy it back. If the government cannot manage waste disposal just like education before Governor Peter Obi, they should hand it over to the churches. Simple things like this , and black man fails at it. I feel so bad whenever I am in Nigeria and see the rate at which refuse dumps are filled to over five times it's capacity and the government is yet to evacuate it. People should also be flogged for dropping wastes as they are producing it anywhere they are. They should hold onto the waste till they get to a point where there is a refuse bin to dispose them.

Also cutting down tress should be done by government. If the tree poses a danger to lives, you report to the local government.
EasternActivist:
[s][/s]

You're being mischievous.
In erosion control and management, Obiano's administration has so much exceeded expectations.
Get your findings right Mr man
HealthRe: Please What Can I Do About These Black Spots On The Face? (Photo) by joeisreal(m): 6:19am On May 19, 2020
Go on Instagram and contact this handle. She does wonders. Let me know if it works https://instagram.com/bodyandmindbeautyspa?igshid=cf6ghonr35gf
SeunWedsLinda:
My sister recently started having black spots all over her face. Been to the pharmacy and they gave her a cream which didn't help in anyway. Please what remedy can I use to quail the growing spots?
BusinessRe: The New International Building Materials Market In Enugu South LGA (Pictures) by joeisreal(m): 6:50pm On May 11, 2020
This is fruit market portharcourt Rivers state.
ckenneths:
Enugu South LGA And The New International Building Materials Market (pictures)

It was an idea of Sullivan Chime that the buying and selling of building materials at Kenyatta market was obstructing the smooth flow of traffic and causing hardship on commuters in the New layout, Ziks Avenue and Uwani areas of Enugu town. And so he mapped out a land in Enugu south for the local government to build a new international market to contain the thousands of traders selling various goods inside the streets of Enugu.

But it took the recent intervention of His excellency, Governor Ifeanyi Ugwuanyi to give an order that every trader in some mentioned building materials like cement and rods immediately relocate to the new market, before people started to move in. Now there is a serious demand for new shops, causing a frenzy of new shops being built to contain thousands of traders who are already trading in the completed sections of the market, which are marked by their tiny red roofs.

BusinessRe: The New International Building Materials Market In Enugu South LGA (Pictures) by joeisreal(m): 6:46pm On May 11, 2020
Good evening Mr. Kenneth. I admire your contributions, your love for your tribe and Enugu in particular. But to call a spade a spade, you should know better not to call those assemblage of Igloos, building materials market. Which part of building material will fit into those tiny spaces? Can any size of timbre or steel rod fit into those spaces? If not, is it meant to be offices? Is that the kind of office you wish government to provide for our people if it is to be called office? Why would traders transacting millions of naira daily be subjected to such inhuman place to ply their trade and spend up to 10hrs of their daily life? If need be to use the toilet/washroom, they travel a quarter of a kilometre to do so. This is unkind and cruel of the government and the contractor. This is 2020 and our government are still subjecting the citizens to living in the stone age.
ckenneths:
Enugu South LGA And The New International Building Materials Market (pictures)

It was an idea of Sullivan Chime that the buying and selling of building materials at Kenyatta market was obstructing the smooth flow of traffic and causing hardship on commuters in the New layout, Ziks Avenue and Uwani areas of Enugu town. And so he mapped out a land in Enugu south for the local government to build a new international market to contain the thousands of traders selling various goods inside the streets of Enugu.

But it took the recent intervention of His excellency, Governor Ifeanyi Ugwuanyi to give an order that every trader in some mentioned building materials like cement and rods immediately relocate to the new market, before people started to move in. Now there is a serious demand for new shops, causing a frenzy of new shops being built to contain thousands of traders who are already trading in the completed sections of the market, which are marked by their tiny red roofs.
PoliticsRe: Igbos Outside Southeast, Our Region's Poverty Index Is Rising! by joeisreal(m): 5:13pm On May 06, 2020
Poverty is a state of mind. Many beggars are better off than the people they solicit arms from. So many Nigerians living within are better off than the ones living outside Nigeria, but will still be begging them for help. Going by Abraham Maslow's hierarchy of needs; food, water and shelter being the basic. Igbos are better off than the west. We prioritize needs to wants better than the rest of the country. We learnt it from our parents. Our parents learnt the bitter way from Biafra war. We save the best for the last. I have other strong points, but I rather not spill some street secrets here. Knowledge is Power.
horsepower102:
So to summarize are you saying based on your experience and knowledge of statistics, that those numbers are correct?

Just tell me your bitter truth. Would you feel comfortable betting your whole money on those numbers if an independent outside agency was to conduct their own studies.
PoliticsRe: Igbos Outside Southeast, Our Region's Poverty Index Is Rising! by joeisreal(m): 4:34pm On May 06, 2020
Let me douse your fears a little but also point out the truth. I am a statistician. In reality more money exchanges hands in the west, including among Igbos living in the west. The research doesn't take into cognizance who is an indigene or not. Between the west and the east from a simple statistical analysis by any expert, they are better off. If you know the wealth generated through mechanised agriculture in the west, it is astonishing. From cocoa to cashew, palm oil, timbre(wood), Cassava,maize even vegetables. The service industry there is more pronounced with the likes of Apapa, Tincan wharf also MMIA Ikeja situated in the south west. Journalism is a multibillion naira industry ( Time Warner Inc is a good example). Entertainment industry has shifted to the west even our best talents like Nkem owoh, Mr Ibu are now part of film productions in the west. Mr Ibu used to be resident in the east now living in Lagos. By film industry I mean films shot with 35mm cameras suitable for cinemas, screened and appraised internationally. Or should I start with I.T sector, start ups springing up/headquartered in the west eg andela and google... The west has the largest cement deposit in Ewekoro Ogun state. The largest bitumen deposit is in Ondo. Osun has gold. So many mining activities exist in the south west and corresponding number of service industries attend to them. Companies in the west service a larger population and therefore are willing to pay more salary. And they are near to their target market consequently their logistics cost is greatly reduced.

On the flip side, we should be grateful for our God given qualities of ingenuity, tenacity and spirit of competition that distinguishes us. Our people migrate to the west, break even, gather wealth and return to the east to develop our villages. Housing is the easiest way to spin the GDP of any community or enclave. The USA housing bubble of 2008 sent the GDP of the whole world tumbling down. When you build more than 70% of every human economic activity is impacted and money circulates. Save for the housing boom happening in the east occasioned by the Aku ruo Uno mantra, Kwashiorkor will resurface in some areas. The federal government have long neglected the south easterners, so we learnt to survive and developed good managerial traits. So peripherally, we live in good houses in the east, potable water is easily dug, we manage little money well with our high IQ and present a good front. Satisfaction/contentment is great gain. So despite all odds we hold our head high and they accuse us of chest beating. I am a proud chest beater.
horsepower102:
With all due respect I will like to use this opportunity to invite Spyder880 to this thread.

Oga spyder880, I have the highest respect for your opinions on this nairaland forum because of your honesty and transparency.

You are also privileged to travel around the south east both in rural and urban areas because of the nature of your Job.

Please your opinion is highly valued at this time.

Please look at the above statistics and tell us if this reflects your reality.

Thank you.

Ebonyi 79.8% poverty
Enugu 58.1% poverty
Abia 30% poverty
Imo 28.9% poverty
Anambra 14.8% poverty
PoliticsRe: Buhari Mourns The 3 UNIPORT Students, Directs More Intense Police Action by joeisreal(m): 8:30am On May 04, 2020
Why is he mourning these 3? Is it that they are more human than the ones massacred in Plateau state or his native state Katsina last month?

Is he mocking the southerners that the perpetrator was caught for killing just 3 people while his people have been killing in tens and hundreds and still escaping being caught?

I bet this news is not from the table of the president. If he is mourning this 3 students while not mourning the other victims of more horrific massacres, that goes to say the news of those other bouts of gruesome murders doesn't get to his desk.

God help us!!!
HealthRe: Could This Be STD Or Bad Immune System? by joeisreal(m): 4:55am On Oct 29, 2019
It is likely to be tuberculosis but not the pulmonary type that comes with cough. Your immune is still fighting it but with occasional relapses. Are your nodes still swollen(maybe in the neck or in the groin region)?

Eat healthy and take well deserved rest like Aisha Buhari. May God see you through.
PoliticsRe: . by joeisreal(m): 5:51pm On Nov 20, 2018
Good evening my brothers and Sisters. How many of you remember this post?

joeisreal:
Good morning, my brothers and sisters from the indomitable Igbo tribe of eastern Nigeria. I have read your submissions with utmost attention and it resonates with a strong pounding thought in me of recent. But we have said so much and yet nothing on ground to match our knowledge base which many have poured out here. I think it is my Eureka moment and I therefore want to put my money/action where my mouth is. It will be geared towards our emancipation and all of the great contributors to this thread will be called upon shortly to become part of a great renaissance. Stay tuned!
To start with please someone should recommend a web developer that knows his craft and will not cost me my net worth. I will contact him and it will be the beginning of an era...

If you do. go to www.jaratalk.com and start a new topic. Invite other members too.
PoliticsRe: . by joeisreal(m): 5:49pm On Nov 20, 2018
Check out www.jaratalk.com and help migrate some people you know to the site.
horsepower101:
WE CAN REACH OUT TO THE IGBO DIASPORA COMMUNITY IN THE U.S. AND U.K. TO CREATE A FORUM ON THEIR WEBSITE FOR UMUIGBO TO DISCUSS PEACEFULLY.

IN THE U.K. THEY HAVE 'OKWU1D.COM" FOR UMUIGBO

IN THE U.S. THE HAVE 'UMU-IGBO-UNITE' FOR UMUIGBO


LETS REACH OUT TO THEM TO CREATE AN IGBO FORUM ON THEIR WEBSITE THAT IS MODERATED.
PoliticsRe: 'We Did All We Could To Save Hauwa Liman' - Lai Mohammed by joeisreal(m): 6:50am On Oct 16, 2018
And he had to travel to London, collect all the allowances for the trip. Sleep in a cosy upscale hotel just to tell us that someone was killed.

I bet another assistant in the ministry of information is praying for another death so he/she can travel to Washington DC to issue a statement too.
PoliticsRe: . by joeisreal(m): 10:43pm On Sep 29, 2018
Raker300 did not do justice with those drone shots of Nnewi. Next time you visit ask of Umuanuka community Otolo nnewi near Dr. Ifeanyi Uba's house. Okpuno egbu Umudim, Uru industrial estate, Our lady of assumption cathedral, areas around Maria Regina comprehensive school. There are numerous other areas that showcases the stupendous wealth of Nnewi indigenes. Close to the Stadium you could have captured the Beverly Hills Hotel. Please go back and do justice to Nnewi by taking more aesthetically pleasing pictures.

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