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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Real Madrid: UCL (2 - 3) On 11th February 2025 by joeking2222: 9:46pm On Feb 11
Starz825:


Fyi

Rodri is the only one sidelined...

Yet, man city will not beat Madrid tonight...

This is UCL ooo...don't know how you all forget so quickly

You can't beat your chest to beat Madrid in UCL until it happens

Even pep attested to this....

Una go just dey talk as if say na today Man City don dey beat Madrid.......... check thier head to head, man city still dey lead them
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Ipswich Town Vs Manchester City (0 - 6) On 19th January 2025 by joeking2222: 9:45pm On Jan 19
Lamasta:


Match way you never win and you don dey allocate point for yourself, just continue
cheesy....... leave am, he don forget say na Everton he wan play. Everton wey fit pin hm neck for draw!!!!
Properties / Re: Having Court Case On Inherited Land. by joeking2222: 7:47pm On Jan 17
Creamypie:
they are criminals. Abandoning property is no reason for another to claim it lawfully
It seems you don't understand Nigerian law sef. Don't you know that if you buy land keep for 16years in Nigeria, and no single development dey am for that 16 good years, it can be easily grabbed? Know this and know peace bro!!!! Make e no shock the op if them loose for court o!!!! Na to just teach them some kind lesson. But i pray Dem win.

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Family / Re: Help Needed: How Do I Stop My Wife From Monitoring My Phone? by joeking2222: 7:40pm On Jan 17
Neptunium:

And who the heck is she? See how you're allowing someone torment you all in the name of marriage.


It started in University and you married her like that? Lmbo. You married a stubborn, insecure goat. Better get the law involved to get her to stop.
Oga, make una dey mind the way una dey talk online sometimes o!!! Na person wife of 11 good years you get mind dey call Insecure Goat so? guy, how you go feel if the woman in question na ur elder sister, and another person dey call her Insecure Goat

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Politics / Re: Bandits Storm Katsina Hospital, Shoot Doctor, Abduct Patients by joeking2222: 3:29pm On Jan 15
3ice9ce:
Buhari really failed in insecurity.

If you give hunters and security agents a target of 500 bandits to be killed per month with a bounty of 2M per head, you will see wonders.
You wan make Dem dey kill innocent people? I mean that kind bounty can lead them to killing of innocent people and be parading them as bandits
Romance / Re: She Always Give Me Money When She Visits What Does That Mean? by joeking2222: 10:53am On Jan 05
Bookhub:
I am an educational consultant working in one of lagos prominent schools I work in a cafe ,I have two jamb whatsapp groups I control and I use it to get many candidates whom I help to get admission into their preferred school through my little connections so as a result I have come in contact with many parents young boys and girls,but I notice this trend among the young ladies in the group chats ,some seem to be make sexual advances on me like asking me personal questions and wanting to know more about me,I ignore it all because I am after their money not relationship i use my data to update them and I answer lots of questions and calls so I am always busy.
The admission season has ended only few schools are still available for now, so there is the very young lady that wants to gain admission into one Lagos polytechnics she is 20 years of age,so I want to use my connections to help her,but this lady does not let me rest with calls and calls she has visited my office more than 3 times and she always dash me money when she goes home,she seems to be from a rich background but I just want it to be strictly professional,she visited me yesterday and dropped 4k and said its for Christmas money I collected it and thanked her them no dey reject money this period na.. grin
if I calculate total money she has dashed Mr its up to 10k,when she got home yesterday I called her to know if she reached home safely she thank me excitedly and said I am such a caring guy that she will return in the new year
Please i still very much waiting for your reply to my my earlierention bro. I really need to talk you.
Romance / Re: She Always Give Me Money When She Visits What Does That Mean? by joeking2222: 9:41pm On Jan 03
Bookhub:
I am an educational consultant working in one of lagos prominent schools I work in a cafe ,I have two jamb whatsapp groups I control and I use it to get many candidates whom I help to get admission into their preferred school through my little connections so as a result I have come in contact with many parents young boys and girls,but I notice this trend among the young ladies in the group chats ,some seem to be make sexual advances on me like asking me personal questions and wanting to know more about me,I ignore it all because I am after their money not relationship i use my data to update them and I answer lots of questions and calls so I am always busy.
The admission season has ended only few schools are still available for now, so there is the very young lady that wants to gain admission into one Lagos polytechnics she is 20 years of age,so I want to use my connections to help her,but this lady does not let me rest with calls and calls she has visited my office more than 3 times and she always dash me money when she goes home,she seems to be from a rich background but I just want it to be strictly professional,she visited me yesterday and dropped 4k and said its for Christmas money I collected it and thanked her them no dey reject money this period na.. grin
if I calculate total money she has dashed Mr its up to 10k,when she got home yesterday I called her to know if she reached home safely she thank me excitedly and said I am such a caring guy that she will return in the new year
Good evening brotherly, please kindly drop ur WhatsApp contact for me, i need to follow you reason concerning admission matter. Thanks
Romance / Re: She Always Give Me Money When She Visits What Does That Mean? by joeking2222: 4:49pm On Jan 01
PerfectStranger:
So na wetin dey sweet your mind this evening be dis?
Lolssssss........... cheesy grin I just dey roll for ground here since i see this ur question!!!! Una get mouth for this Land wey get Naira Sha!!!!
Politics / Re: 50kg Rice To Be Sold For 100,000 Naira By Dec 2024 by joeking2222: 8:52am On Jan 01
Saao:
funny enough, I bought rice 120k this December. That guy is good in prediction.
The guy man sabi read market flow!!! Prediction is never an easy thing to do, if na so e easy, people for dey cashout big time, just that Nigeria way dey very easy to predict, just like watching a Yoruba Film or Mr Sabinus Skit wen you don already know how it will end right from the very first scene!!!!

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Programming / Re: My Data Analytics Journey by joeking2222: 11:55pm On Dec 26, 2024
DataMina:
You can go on Jiji and search for 16 gig Ram and above fairly used laptops. I think that's a good starting point
Thank you so much Lady Mina, I am grateful for every of your advice and suggestions.

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Programming / Re: My Data Analytics Journey by joeking2222: 9:41am On Dec 26, 2024
DataMina:
I got a second hand Zbook 3 for 610. I actually got it from someone who does "Oso ahia" cheesy
So I wouldn't know what the actual price for it in the market would be.
On a side note I'm a lady
shocked 6 ogini!!! But what other laptop spec of 250k budget will you advice one to get ma?
Thank you so much
Programming / Re: My Data Analytics Journey by joeking2222: 5:07am On Dec 26, 2024
DataMina:
If you intend getting your hands dirty with tools like Power BI don’t try it on a PC with just 4GB or 8GB of RAM—it’ll frustrate you grin.

Because the tool Power BI Desktop is resource-intensive.

I’d strongly recommend going for a PC with at least 16GB of RAM. Before I got my HP ZBook 3 . I actually got it for video editing. I used an HP ProBook with 8GB of RAM. Every time I tried running Power BI on the ProBook, it was fond of getting Into freeze mode. But now with my ZBook 3, using Power BI desktop has been hassle-free cool.

For context, my ZBook 3 comes with a 4GB internal graphics card.
Thank you so much for this wonderful reply Sir, but like how much do you get it particular zbook 3? Can a budget of 250k get the fairly used?
Programming / Re: My Data Analytics Journey by joeking2222: 10:23am On Dec 22, 2024
Naanlong01:
God bless everyone here. My question may be funny. Please can phone be used to acquire any of these skills mentioned by DataAlchemist? I am a total novice about all of these but am enthusiastic about it. Infact am considering buying a laptop and if you would advice, what specifications should I be looking for, like ram, hdd etc. But can phone be used to do anything for now?
Thank you.
@DataAIchemist or any guru in the house who can help out should please for Christ sake answer this beautiful question about the laptop specification to use/buy, coz i am deeply in need of help on how to start from this very first help make i no go make mistake wey go later kill my morale. Thank you all, i anticipate everyone quick response, and wishing everyone happy christmas and new year in advance.
Religion / Re: The Demon Of Betting And His Operations by joeking2222: 3:52pm On Dec 15, 2024
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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by joeking2222: 6:47am On Oct 01, 2023
Mohisah:
Agric
Hello Mohisah, can you be of help.......how can i get help finding my way into this ministry please?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Vacancies In Ondo by joeking2222: 5:08pm On Sep 20, 2023
Stormyweather:
We are recruiting for experienced hands in Okitikpukpa, Ondo state.
Abeg which company dey do this recruitment? Shey na the Okitipupa oil palm ni, abi which one sir?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by joeking2222: 5:06pm On Sep 20, 2023
Abeg o, my Good people........... ministry of agriculture no dey exist for Nigeria again ni? Anybody wey go fit help me? I dey find work no be small
Agriculture / Re: Need Coffee Seeds And Don't Know Where To Get It? by joeking2222: 12:56pm On Sep 12, 2023
Make Una dey try drop location and contact details nah........i know person wey need like 600 tonnes urgently
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Saro Africa Online Aptitude Test Invite by joeking2222: 5:28pm On Aug 26, 2023
Topzytyty:
Hello house is been a while here,please update us on developments
Hello boss, did you later got the appointment letter?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Crop Farm Specialist Vacancy (PALM FARM) by joeking2222: 12:40pm On Jun 28, 2023
I just sent you a mail boss. Thanks
Agriculture / Re: My Maize, Pepper And Tomatoes Farm by joeking2222: 4:16pm On Jun 12, 2023
Kobojunkie:
I don't know about that at all. Rather, I am more interested in maximizing crop yield and what you say is standard spacing does not help with that at all. undecided
Smiles.......okay egbon, i dey with you!!!
Agriculture / Re: My Maize, Pepper And Tomatoes Farm by joeking2222: 4:04pm On Jun 12, 2023
Kobojunkie:
I am not at all certain about your claimed normal. undecided
Smiles......i mean the STANDARD SPACING!!!!
Agriculture / Re: My Maize, Pepper And Tomatoes Farm by joeking2222: 4:02pm On Jun 12, 2023
BabaCommander:

NPK is for growth enhancement while Urea is for enhanced fruiting
Lolss.......egbon, u dey mix up the function of the two sir. UREA contains majorly NITROGEN which is about 49% if i am not mistaken. And we all know the major function of NITROGEN which is to enhance or promote green leafy growth, and as well make the plants look lush(Attractive). While NPK on the other hand contains 3 major components which are NITROGEN: Helping plants to grow green leaves, PHOSPHORUS: Helps to produce healthy flowers, buds, roots, and fruits and POTASSIUM: Which is used by plants to help sustain overall plant health.
Agriculture / Re: My Maize, Pepper And Tomatoes Farm by joeking2222: 3:50pm On Jun 12, 2023
Nigerfine3:

Can you tell me the crops you have experience on.
Boss, job dey ni? I go get Interest o. As for me, maize, cassava, tomatoes, sweet potatoes, oil palms, Cashew, plantain..........etc.
Agriculture / Re: My Maize, Pepper And Tomatoes Farm by joeking2222: 3:46pm On Jun 12, 2023
Kobojunkie:
Why is the spacing between your maize crop that much? undecided
Egbon, on the norms the spacing used in maize planting is always 75cm by 50cm or 75cm by 25cm for higher yield!!! So, that spacing no too much brov.
Travel / Re: Information Regarding Student Visa To Taiwan by joeking2222: 4:43am On Jan 09, 2023
oyesoyes10:
Hello house, pls is there anyone who recently had a student visa application to Taiwan?

I'm scheduled to appear for my visa study to Taiwan at the Ikoyi office this week. I want to know which documents I should take along apart from my admission letter, letter of scholarship, reference letter from Ministry of Education (Taiwan), Degree Certificate.

Pls is there more document i need to take along apart from these i mentioned above?

I urgently need your response if this applies to you. Don't mind calling you on the phone.

Thanks, Julius.
Hey senior Man, how far.......how this Ur waka con later go nah? Any update please? Abeg no allow this beautiful thread die just like that o!!!
Travel / Re: Information Regarding Student Visa To Taiwan by joeking2222: 4:39am On Jan 09, 2023
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Hey senior, how far.......how this Ur waka con later go nah? Any update please? Abeg no allow this beautiful thread die just like that o!!!
Romance / Re: Is It Okay For Girls To Move Around With Condoms. by joeking2222: 7:19am On Sep 20, 2022
Towncrier007:
Na Oloosho only fit carry such Waka,ready to be knacked or be the knacker.

Even bible encouraged us to fear women.
Lolssss............i swear, most of Una comments for Nairaland no dey encourage person at all.

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Politics / Re: See Castle Where Queen Elizabeth Spent A Night In Ijebu Ode 1956 (photos) by joeking2222: 7:15am On Sep 11, 2022
BurialGround:
I can't believe that the Queen went to Ijebu Ode and return with her head intact.
cheesy cheesy cheesy........which kind people person dey share Nairaland forum with sef!!!! How Una take dey reason and comment immediately at thesame time dey baffle person!!!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Crystal Palace (4 - 2) On 27th August 2022 by joeking2222: 9:51am On Aug 28, 2022
paradigmshift:
baba how we go do am nowwwwwwww ...
Egbon, na Ur hand e dey o!!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Crystal Palace (4 - 2) On 27th August 2022 by joeking2222: 4:28pm On Aug 27, 2022
paradigmshift:
Nice goal 2-2.

Harland nice one
How far brother man!!!!! Use this Ur lapi sow seed for me nah!!!!

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Crystal Palace (4 - 2) On 27th August 2022 by joeking2222: 4:27pm On Aug 27, 2022
sweetman2022:
Them say make una nova call Vawulence..una no hear word.. Mancity don scatter the party for una
Never loud am bro.........e remain 1 like this!!!!

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