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Business › Re: NYIF Loan Discussion Thread by joeking2222: 4:33pm On May 05, 2022
kekilika:
They are not serious. A organisation of such magnitude should have sent a circular to all her branches. Even their individual can not put up notice on their to intending customers like" we are not like your regular bank pop, we do morning devotion from 8:30am to 9:30am then morning briefing till 10 am. Check around 10am". Instead, they will allow you still outside till 10 am without any words.
Smiles.......i just tire. I explain myself more than 5 times for there self.......Dem even dey ask me wetin be the meaning of NYIF.
Business › Re: NYIF Loan Discussion Thread by joeking2222: 4:32pm On May 05, 2022
akeem0706514:
not all Lapo branch knows about it.
Try to check their main Office.
Okay bro, thanks for the info!!!
Business › Re: NYIF Loan Discussion Thread by joeking2222: 4:31pm On May 05, 2022
sheylarhh:
Wahala, dem just tell me for a branch in Ibadan to leave my passport, photocopy of NIN and Nepa bill. That dem go call me
No be small wahala bro, i week pass bay leaves right now!!!
Business › Re: NYIF Loan Discussion Thread by joeking2222: 12:33pm On May 05, 2022
gendebs:
I got a message from Lapo bank requesting for my passport and means of identification because I am among NYIF beneficiary.

The interesting thing is that my name is not among those shortlisted for the training nor did I get any mail from them.

Their website is not going to confirm the amount approved to me. Does anyone have idea on how to check?
Pls which day did u actually got the message? Coz me went to lapo branch wey dey oregun for opebi Lagos, Dem say dem no know anything about am o!!!!
Nairaland General › Rape Case by joeking2222(op): 6:55pm On Apr 22, 2022
Good evening everyone in the house, I am really sorry to bother or disturb anyone right now. I just need help like seriously, my heart is bleeding, and as well very heavy right now!!! Please, can anyone in the house help Me or enlighten me on how to treat or report a Rape Case? who and who can I report to, where can I take the case to? I need serious help!!!! Please, the mods should help me move this to front page so that I can get more answers to my questions. Thanks
TV/Movies › Re: When Last Did You Watch A Local TV Station? by joeking2222: 6:25pm On Apr 12, 2022
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Can't even remember..

Even the cable tv self ....I nor dey watch

Except the day of football

Gone are those days way person go veg out in front of the local TV dey wait for night movie....itv, Ebs nta[saturday night thriller]
SUPERSTORY that year for NTA oh FATHER oh DAUGHTER!!!
Romance › Re: Gunshots Fired As Soldier Pulls Surprise Proposal On A Lady At Checkpoint by joeking2222: 6:19pm On Apr 12, 2022
Boogyman557:
Holly Gram cool


E be like say na to carry my KALA JAZZ in ASHAWOO house, once I BLAST like 3 BULLET 4 AIR, all the ASHAWOO BANIS go just de give me free KUNTUS!



LITE UP my WEED in peace



WTF MAN!
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy........this ur Moniker dey always make me remember dat particular Wrestler wey dey always chop Fresh earthworm that year!!!!!
Romance › Re: She Wants Me To Disvirgin Her .BUT by joeking2222: 2:41pm On Apr 12, 2022
mmadu4:
She is 15 and wants me to be the first one to disvirgin her . Please I need advice because I told her to wait until she is 18 and above but she said said no that she is Hot .hmmm children of nowadays sha
Lolsssssss.........which one be SHE IS HOT? she be PRESSING IRON ni?
Family › Re: Domestic Abuse: All The Women In These Pictures Are Dead! All Within 5 Months by joeking2222: 2:38pm On Apr 12, 2022
Iyaebe:
Ladies if any man insults you in a relationship please dump him without looking back, don’t wait till he starts hitting you
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy.........this babe no dey get JOY at all!!!!
Romance › Re: Bad Boy Vs Nice Guy...(photo/ by joeking2222: 2:35pm On Apr 12, 2022
Juliet751:
Nice guys!
Na person wey go dey fetch water for u, u dey find ABI?
Romance › Re: Why Are Women Been Bashed And Humiliated By Most Men In NL?? by joeking2222: 2:33pm On Apr 12, 2022
SilentQueen:
It is now very obvious that most men/ guys here on NL and beyond are fond of insulting, bashing and speaking ills about women!

What did women do to deserve all this hate speech, insults and humiliation?

Some guys even go as far as asking what do women have to offer apart from over used pussy? Can you imagine that!!

I am calling you guys out to state your reasons why you feel women don't deserve respect and love especially GooodhardDick
Is ur own PUSSY over used? Y body con dey pepper u like this?
Business › Re: NYIF Loan Discussion Thread by joeking2222: 9:41am On Apr 10, 2022
Chiden:
They didn't o
Na wa o!!! After all the waiting, Dem just decide to toil wit someone's emotion at last. Me don comot mind like this, Dem fit no even remember second batch sef. Na so 9ja matter dey be!!!!!
Romance › Re: See What The Girl I Liked Told Me by joeking2222: 4:05am On Apr 09, 2022
SilentQueen:
hm be forming hard guy online but offline you are a big SIMP!!!
U dey take style do notice me..........just go straight to the point if you don dey fall for REAL NIGGARRRR aka THE PUSSY BANGER!!!!!
Business › Re: NYIF Loan Discussion Thread by joeking2222: 2:49am On Apr 09, 2022
Chiden:
Which account are you guys opening current or savings?
Longest tym babe,hope dem send u message sha?
Romance › Re: My Friend with Benefit Is Pregnant by joeking2222: 4:50pm On Apr 06, 2022
Bola146:
Are your sisters died? If not, go meet them grin
shocked shocked shocked.........this one u dey speak ENGLISH like who chop sand so, hope all is well o? So, u and ur brothers dey limpopo ni? cry cry cry
Romance › Re: My Friend with Benefit Is Pregnant by joeking2222: 3:06am On Apr 06, 2022
Bola146:
I'm starting to really get scared I am only 21 and I don't even have a job. I can't afford to raise a child right now


Kikikikikikikikikikiki.... grin grin grin aku oriire o, safe delivery cool cool

Don't ever try to start what you can't continue
Babe, watzup nahhuh? Make we dey Limpopo nah!!!! kiss
Romance › Re: My Friend with Benefit Is Pregnant by joeking2222: 3:04am On Apr 06, 2022
Lolsss.........some NAIRALAND COMMENTS will frustrate your FRUSTRATION!!!!!
Romance › Re: Police Inspector Dies During Sex With A Widow In Ibadan Hotel by joeking2222: 12:00pm On Apr 04, 2022
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
Sex...kpekus.....

I remember my grandfather will always say to me son

When you start to hear harder harder...faster faster...I love you ...baby don't stop from women during coitus

Then you must be careful...if not you will join your ancestors

I thought my grandfather was done...then he called me again and said son...the worse part is when you remove your penis from her vagina but she hurriedly place it back inside with her hands...then just know you are about to die
Lolssssss......... cheesy cheesy........una no go killi person for this FORUM!!!!! Baba, go join those comedians wey dey ROMANCE SECTION!!!!
Romance › Re: Help!my Woman Squirts Alot!! by joeking2222: 2:35pm On Mar 24, 2022
Lolssssss...........omo, see gbas gbos comments for here........laff wan kill me for here o!!!!! Walahi, NAIRALAND no be place where person go fit seek for this kind advice. Even the op will be highly disappointed right now!!!!
Crime › Re: My Near Death Experience When I Tried To Sleep With A Lady - True Life Story by joeking2222: 11:37am On Mar 08, 2022
cheesy grin.............my very best story line so far on NAIRALAND in year 2022!!!
Sports › Re: AFCON 2021: Why Referee, Janny Sikazwe Stopped Tunisia Vs Mali Early by joeking2222: 6:12am On Jan 14, 2022
Lordofalmajiri:
You definitely don't know how match fixing works.. cool
But y d Tunisian team con dey blame d ref den? If d match was fixed, dat means both teams plus d ref were all involved. So make una no blame dat ref alone. Assuming d ref cancel the PENALTY given to d Tunisian team, e for b another story entirely. Abeg make una leave dat guy alone, na only God knw wetin happen to am dat day, so make una allow d guy man rest for good.
Food › Re: Man Shares The Mouthwatering Food A Lady Missed After She Turned Him Down (Pix) by joeking2222: 9:37pm On Jan 13, 2022
saphiere:
Ladies be careful o. This is a trap.
I've once fell a victim of this. Though mine wasn't food.

When I turned his invitation down, he posted the gift he wanted to give me on his status so I decided to visit him. My experience was terrible.

No Nigerian man would give you anything without wanting something in return.

Let us open our eyes this year o.
Nigerian men don't wish us well. They just want to use you and then dump you.
Oya tell us d terrible story nah!!! Na teeth he take tear ya pant ni, abi knife? See wetin LONG THROAT do u.
Sports › Re: AFCON 2021: Why Referee, Janny Sikazwe Stopped Tunisia Vs Mali Early by joeking2222: 9:09pm On Jan 13, 2022
Joeblazeochola:
This one na cover up. D man bet on mali to win d match, u knw d odd for mali to win? Guyman don cash out big tym! Hw much afcon wan pay am now compare to w8in im make one day. zambia man dehydrate kwa? na only him sun de beat?
Oga, na d man still no make the Tunisian team score their own PENALTY ni?
Celebrities › Re: Why Zlatan Gave Naira Marley The “beating Of His Life” by joeking2222: 9:00pm On Jan 13, 2022
Ngnewspaper:
New year, new scores to settle between Nigerian artists.
Nigerian rappers, Naira Marley and Zlatan found themselves on Twitter trends table after a blogger recounted how Zlatan stormed Marley’s house and gave him the beating of his life.

Naira Marley and Zlatan have been at each other’s throats since 2020, Throwing different shades on social media; Instagram (IG) and Twitter. However Naira took his jab a bit far in 2021 and Zlatan stormed his house to treat his f*ck up.

Continue Reading....
https://ngnewspaper.com/2022/01/13/why-zlatan-gave-naira-marley-the-beating-of-his-life/
Even if Marley sleep for ground, Zlantan go fit carry hm leg ni?
Family › Re: My Wife Slaps & Beats Me Whenever We Quarrel, Denies Me Sex. I'm Fed Up! by joeking2222: 7:50pm On Jan 13, 2022
kozmokaz:
go be like
Wife beats husband to death lol
Smiles.......u be sabi man. You go hear, see more pics at .COM
Family › Re: My Wife Slaps & Beats Me Whenever We Quarrel, Denies Me Sex. I'm Fed Up! by joeking2222: 7:47pm On Jan 13, 2022
kansoboy:
Ewu!!! Foolish man

U open Ur mouth waaaaa and talk this rubbish outside, u no get shame? Even if she is d one feeding u, can't u slap her mouth and head her, then send her back to her father's house?

Abeg buy cain jor and flog her...most women try such to see Ur action....when I married my wife newly, she tatted talking and acting any how, some times she will just start hitting self all in the name she is angry.
I just went to the market and bought Cain, yes Cain!! When she tried her rubbish again, she did not believ her eyes when I brought out Cain from where I kept it..I flogged nonsense out of her body, up till today, she still bother to tell who gives a Bleep that I used Cain to flog her like a child...the bottom line is she now know she will stay at distance to talk back to me because she still remember the last time I flogged her like mad

Many women are crazy and they need to be dealt with..no apology
Lols.....baba, u jst dey make me roll 4 ground
Family › Re: My Wife Slaps & Beats Me Whenever We Quarrel, Denies Me Sex. I'm Fed Up! by joeking2222: 7:30pm On Jan 13, 2022
kozmokaz:
There is so much tears in that write up

His wife de beat at lol
Bro, i don read d story more than 5times, to confirm any atom of truth for d story, na so so laff i just dey laff, coz i dont just know wat to say or even do sef. Make d OP sha get sense before go post hm matters.
Family › Re: My Wife Slaps & Beats Me Whenever We Quarrel, Denies Me Sex. I'm Fed Up! by joeking2222: 4:31pm On Jan 13, 2022
od501:
Dear op, if by any chance What you said is true, you are a fool, a wimp, a simp, and a complete embarrassment to manhood. And I wish you die from the beating.

Generation of idiots!!
Lols.......this guy-man don vex take am PERSONAL. Only God knows wat will b going through ur mind right now against d OP!!!
Family › Re: My Wife Slaps & Beats Me Whenever We Quarrel, Denies Me Sex. I'm Fed Up! by joeking2222: 4:30pm On Jan 13, 2022
od501:
Dear op, if by any chance What you said is true, you are a fool, a wimp, a simp, and a complete embarrassment to manhood. And I wish you die from the beating.

Generation of idiots!!
Family › Re: My Wife Slaps & Beats Me Whenever We Quarrel, Denies Me Sex. I'm Fed Up! by joeking2222: 4:26pm On Jan 13, 2022
kozmokaz:
E weak me pass I no go lie you ?
I can hear op crying as he is typing self
Lols.....lols......lols......abi d OP na ur neighbor ni?
Business › Re: NYIF Loan Discussion Thread by joeking2222: 4:24pm On Jan 13, 2022
Manduedu:
Post the screen shot here for everyone to see..
Mr THOMAS, how far u nah? U wan lick d screenshot ni? Abi which value d screenshot wan add to ur account?

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