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Phone/Internet MarketRe: Infinix 馃敟 Hot X507(#14,500) + Free Power Bank(5200mah) + #500 Naira Discount by Joel3(m): 6:24pm On Feb 22, 2015
ok. I cant pay any addictional token.

14k last bro. you dont need to bring it to my doorstep. You just call and wait me at a popular bank near me. I will meet you up there. But if its later than 3days from now. that's wednesday then forget it.
FamilyAnother Girl Today You Wont Believe It. by Joel3(op): 3:41pm On Feb 22, 2015
was in a spot drinking as usual. A very light skin girl saw me when I am on the phone. She quickly sit in front of me and looking at my eyes, I was really shy to look at her eyes though. . but if that was not a enough after some minute she start to use her leg fingers to pinch and scrub my leg and jeans.


Girls so desperate.
FamilyRe: Something You Saw As A Child, That No One Saw Or Believes You Till This Day. by Joel3(m): 9:55am On Feb 22, 2015
oseiwe:
I have some questions to ask here after going through some posts.
I mostly dream of seeing myself as a liberator in past surroundings, like my secondary school or where I grew up.
The locations and actions are my major concern.
dreaming of childhood, in past event like school church, former house, childhood friends means set back. When this dream is recurring one cannot progress forward.
FamilyRe: Why She Stop At The Middle Of The Real Action??? Question For The Ladies by Joel3(op): 9:47am On Feb 22, 2015
EfemenaXY:
Add the link of your blog to your profile. Those interested nlanders will definitely look it up.
i put it on my signature sometime ago.
FamilyRe: Why She Stop At The Middle Of The Real Action??? Question For The Ladies by Joel3(op): 6:02pm On Feb 21, 2015
EfemenaXY:
Joel3.

Why not post your stories in the Literature section? You'll get a lot more constructive advice from them and I see you have passion for writing. Secondly, have you thought of creating your own blog?
Thanks, but I already have a forum. and to maintain it was not so easy especially when you have so much things to do.

Also when you are not getting the right traffic.
FamilyRe: Subliminal Messages Hidden In Disney Cartoons That Our Kids Watch by Joel3(m): 11:26pm On Feb 20, 2015
Now stop the bulcrap. I still do not see anything.

are you holy? Don't tell me this when you still have porn video on your phone.

I love disney and still watch till date. And what you said has no influence or whatsoever in my life.
FamilyRe: Pls I Need Help,do I Drop My Kids Wit My Muminlaw N Run Off? by Joel3(m): 11:09pm On Feb 20, 2015
no man will want to live under the same roof with a woman with not money. Guess that's why he is in abuja.

But 4 kids in 6 years. Wow you need world cup.
FamilyRe: Sex With A Widow Is It A Crime? by Joel3(m): 10:57pm On Feb 20, 2015
guy you should do it shap shap. Time nor day since you are only helping her clear or shine kongI. Don't do it if you knw her late husband.

Alway put the weight on her like she is the one wanting it and not you before you do it, and also make impression like you are not committed to it. So that at the end you won't have any burden.

After you do it. Make her knw that you don't want this thing to continue but she just tempt you to do it and you don't want to do it again.. A sad face.


If she still come around then continue this time you already knw is not your fault but hers.


But for me I will be worried what kill her husband. So you don't get yourself in problem so sudden. I am allergy and afraid of widows
Phone/Internet MarketRe: Infinix 馃敟 Hot X507(#14,500) + Free Power Bank(5200mah) + #500 Naira Discount by Joel3(m): 12:57pm On Feb 20, 2015
Ok how many days it will take to get here?

Can 13k get it?
BusinessRe: Ecobank ATM Paid Me Counterfeit by Joel3(m): 9:49am On Feb 20, 2015
There was a time i received half not from atn.
FamilyRe: My Encountered With A Girl Who Bring Me Bad Luck When She Is Angry by Joel3(op): 12:45am On Feb 20, 2015
charismaticdave:
apart from your mistyped English, i was able to understand what you are driving at.

there are people like that, she is just out to teach you sense, just that she was sympathetic,

I know of a lady, no matter what you do in secret, she will tell you and whenever she is sad, bad luck, left right and Centre,

when she is happy with you, millions can enter
ok
PoliticsReason Why Nigeria Need Ally With Strong Developed Country by Joel3(op): 10:46pm On Feb 19, 2015
currently nigeria has no ally. A serious developing country like that of nigeria need a strong ally. this will assure transfer of quality arms and other benefit.

Nigeria currently is just a prostitutes. our government search the international market for non existing arms to buy. That is what they have been doing all this while and boko haram just expose them.

Nations don't sell arms anyhow. No nation does that, they can only give you rusty tanks, Fake military hardware and outdated guns.

Go to russia and ask for new high tech military hardware they won't give you even if you have the money. Transferring of arms means empowering you. that's is what make them stand out. You will need to be an ally and sign other agreement for them to supply you quality arms.


Transferring of arms need a lot of trust, and how it going to be used. So it does not work against them.

Take a look at chad for example. Chad is a top ally to france and france supply them with top military hardware but they won't do that to nigeria. Ask me? Because nigeria is not their ally.

If chad is to battle with nigeria they will level the whole of nigeria within a week because nigeria has no ally and cannot procure good quality arms and they can easily be sanction by the west to weaken the nigeria army.

Nigeria has been buying fake or low quality arms from black market. The black market is where fake and low quality arms are been sold.

That's why our fighting jet crash everyday. Rusty tanks, refobish air craft and weapons.

Corruption is the main problem of nigeria. Nigeria government are scared of ally because they don't want to forgo of corruption with impunity, over blotted of the military budget. Jonathan cannot fix this problem and that why we need a new leader to partner with strong country to strengthen our military.

we can start making weapons here in nigeria and buy quality high tech weapons that can stand the test of time.

Those country that sell fake weapons to africa in black market do not make use of such arms. Their own is more quality.
Phone/Internet MarketRe: Infinix 馃敟 Hot X507(#14,500) + Free Power Bank(5200mah) + #500 Naira Discount by Joel3(m): 9:40pm On Feb 19, 2015
can you deliever to benin?
FamilyRe: My Encountered With A Girl Who Bring Me Bad Luck When She Is Angry by Joel3(op): 7:33pm On Feb 19, 2015
this girl bring good luck but badluck when she is angry.

That day I was with 80k. I was scared to go there with the money compare to what happen the other day when I lost my phone.

I called her that night that I can't make it so it will be on the night day.


The next day when called her the way she respond on the phone one will knw something has happen. and I had a bad today.

In the night of it when I got there she just behave as if she don't know me or interested in me.? To cut it short she was with another guy who I believe his a new caught. Boy friend does not hard this girl to get she can get boy friends at will. And she is not afraid.

Well, while I tried to talk with her. I was holding some money to give her but she don't have my time to even talk, maybe she thought I deceive her. She told me she is busy I should go she was really angry.

The fact I was very careful when going home I still had accident when trying to cross road. I fall on the ground and injured my ankle.


from that day thing went bad. I tried to settle the issue between us but she never give me the time.

Then I had to do some spiritual movement and I was told that if the girl is happy with me I will be having goodluck but anything she get angry bad things will be happening.

There are people like this both boys and girls. Its just their spirit.

To be continue
FamilyRe: My Encountered With A Girl Who Bring Me Bad Luck When She Is Angry by Joel3(op): 7:02pm On Feb 19, 2015
ritababe:
Continue wen
grin i will do it now.

If only they dont spoil the thread.
FamilyMy Encountered With A Girl Who Bring Me Bad Luck When She Is Angry by Joel3(op):
my encountered in 2011.

I met this girl working in a bar. My first time of going there. The way she behave to me and dance to the music in front of me I couldn't help but like her immediately.

I called her and ask for a name she told me without hesitating, so I ask for her number and told me she will give when I am about to leave.


At the close of it she gave me the number. And she told me she can't get car to her place since its already to late around after 10.


Then I ask if she will join me in an hotel and she agreed. So I took her to one hotel and we lodge a room.

That night was really full of fun. She pull of her jeans remaining her pant. That was when I know her ass was really massive. And Not what I thought when it was on jeans.

We start to gist and drink some bottles of bear. Then I introduce one romance skills I learnt in 2008.

while I was at it she start to jeck when ever i want to touch her. she jump and run around the room when I tried to chase her. and she beg me not to touch her my hand chock her like electric current.

to cut it short. We end up with only 2 round that night. But The truth is I did not cum in any of the two neither did a perform real self. I drunk to stup up. I bang and bang until the condom worn out. And my leg and waist was shaking.

The next day when I discharged her the money I was expecting for a very long time with no issues just arrive that day. She called me in the afternoon to ask my well about and I told her I will be there in the evening.

When I got there in the evening we had some issues she was angry, she told me that she lost some money in the afternoon maybe because I am too wise I never believe her I thought to myself its one of those girls gist to get money from guys.. I knw I will give her money in two days time as I was expecting money in my account but I don't want to tell her. I want to do it surprisingly and also to knw if she even like me or just for money.


The girl is hurt temper and get angry so easily. She told me that she is a wicked girl that she can do shit. and what she has done to guys in the past. One thing that made me to love her is that she don't pretend like other girls, she will just tell you everything as they are, She told me she will not marry that she is not a good girl I should not bother loving her. As at the time we had this issue I lost my phone.

She felt pained and pity when I lost my phone as she keep finding it even after I told her to stop and forget it.

a guy stole the phone I remember when the guy picked something from my table but I thought it was keyholder more like a charm.

Anyway we got back to that same hotel, she was still not happy about the phone. But before she agree to follow me she said if I will make her happy. I don't really knw what that word means but I said yes. I unknowingly to me she was thinking I will give her money the next morning. The only money left I use it to pay for hotel.

The next morning I told her I will come and see her in the afternoon.

That's was when my problem started.

To be continue
FamilyRe: My Defense: Does A 'cheap Girl' Mean A Lady Who Dates For Love? by Joel3(m): 5:57pm On Feb 19, 2015
Woged2005:
Awwwwwww! I love your spirit, young man....you are such a charmer! But it's good to have more friends than enemies to surround yourself with positive energy than negative energy, to exude love than hate. So I suggest you do more things that will endear you to people than things that will make people hate you.. wink wink wink
you are right. But too difficult to work on I am not extrovert.
FamilyRe: My Defense: Does A 'cheap Girl' Mean A Lady Who Dates For Love? by Joel3(m): 5:01pm On Feb 19, 2015
Woged2005:
^^^^Thanks. Hope u change your mindset too about Nigerian ladies. we are not all wasted! wink cheesy
Hahah first of all i really don't believe in bandwagons. And when people shows more like or interest on something the more I will hate that thing. you can called it jealous. I don't care.


I don't always agree with the majority and popular trends. And I really don't care what people think about me.? the more people hate me the more I am comfortable with it.

whoever insult me I will insult back, I never fail on that. when people tried to put what you says or your opinion down means they want to feel good about themselves.

Not forgetting that We have so many fake people here who only want people to liked them by their comment. They follow the trends so people sees them as good and sometimes they don't really have their own idea on anything to say but they will you just follow what people say and start commenting trash.

but the truth they are more worst in real life. I am not here for people to like me and I only speak my mind from the reality.

So asking me if I change should not be it. I Not a chameleon. I am the real me on nairaland.

But one truth is I am really a nice and quite guy in real world.
FamilyRe: Why She Stop At The Middle Of The Real Action??? Question For The Ladies by Joel3(op): 4:37pm On Feb 19, 2015
SPEEDEPITOME:
Lol. Lemme see.
You were too slow for her liking
Or
She might just have used you,she just needed you to touch her so she could come - some ladies are like that
Or
She just wasn't ready for s*x
Or
She wasn't ready for you.
PS : ur piece lacks coherence.
umm really I think I should go with the last one.
FamilyRe: A Nairalander Just Lost His DAD by Joel3(m): 4:31pm On Feb 19, 2015
R.I.P
FamilyRe: My Defense: Does A 'cheap Girl' Mean A Lady Who Dates For Love? by Joel3(m): 4:28pm On Feb 19, 2015
good one dear
PoliticsRe: What's The Difference Between The Senate And House Of Representative? by Joel3(m): 4:08pm On Feb 19, 2015
A thread i created many years ago.

www.nairaland.com/1447415/organs-arms-government


Find your anwser there.

My take it just to help cushion political unemployment by the military who draft the conStitution.


The two house must agree before they can make laws. It has advantage and disadvantage as well
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Bribed Pastors With N7bn, Not N6bn – Musa Dikwa by Joel3(m): 3:59pm On Feb 19, 2015
this is what we expected from jonathan.

Non performing government only cares about stomach infrastructure.

FamilyRe: Why She Stop At The Middle Of The Real Action??? Question For The Ladies by Joel3(op): 11:28am On Feb 19, 2015
5minsmadness:
So my own questions are:

1. Why is this in family section?
2. How come he can post sex.ual stuff like this here and I cant? Or can I?
3. Who taught this op English? That person should have a coconut shoved up his ass.
4. Is this guy a mod? If no, can the mods ban him pls? If yes can he ban himself pls?
5 kosigift pls are u a virgin? Just asking.

Thank you.
shut you. U r not making sense. Come and Ban me...
FamilyRe: Pleas by Joel3(m): 1:26am On Feb 19, 2015
double post two different moniker
FamilyRe: Please He Needs Help! by Joel3(m): 1:24am On Feb 19, 2015
very obvious. Next time write good script. The death is just too many on this one.
FamilyWhy She Stop At The Middle Of The Real Action??? Question For The Ladies by Joel3(op): 12:00am On Feb 19, 2015
While I was pressing our tenant daughter breast.

This girl should be around 22 or 24, I called her to meet with me when I notice the whole coast was clear from her side.

She told me she will join me shortly and I wait for her in my flat. She has this pow pow kind of breast that is very big and fresh, black beauty if you ask me.

When she came I really summon the courage and have my plan B in mind. I only just want to have a taste of her and feel that her big breast. and not forgeting a condom in my pocket.

when she came I rush her and start pressing her big breast immediately without saying anything. Could you believe that she start to moan.

While I was at it for my mind ( I don blow this chic so easily. What take me so long to execute this act all this while. guy you de f u c k up ur mumu mind dey deceive you. I start to question myself. Cause I was really scared of her reaction initially all this while)

I continue to squeez her big breast even my hand could not hold them properly because of their size.

I can feel the big size of the nipples as my Palm and fingers were busy. My third leg didn't help matters as it was on full capacity that very moment.

while she continue with great moan. I thought of penetrating her quick quick since there is no time but I lag, I would have stop and start the main thing but because of her moans I believe she was enjoying it so I just continue. After about 3 to 4 minute she told me to stop that she want to leave.

I was like what could have happened for this behavior that she change her mind suddenly or she just cum?

I tried to convince her we should do it sharply but she refuse. so I let her go. Later I the same day I met with her and ask what really happen she told me that she is a virgin and which I do not believe I told her its a big lie.

Now the question is what will make a woman stop at the middle of a hot romance and squeezing of breast.huh

Can a woman cum from squeezing her breast? Which I doubt.

Although remember that I once date a long distance relationship after many months of calling and dirty talks on the phone we finally met. I only did little romance because my guy was waiting for me outside so I fix condom and climb her the same minute, I put my dick at the mouth of her pussy she cu.m without penetrating. It was like a firm but that thing never repeat itself again between us thereafter.

Now over to you


Thanks
PhonesRe: Which Of The Best Android Phone One Can Get With 12k? by Joel3(op): 6:38pm On Feb 18, 2015
Jwonder:
ITEL OR LEVONO
does itel has good screen display?
FamilyRe: I Am Confused On Who To Be With! by Joel3(m): 6:40am On Feb 18, 2015
grin so marraige is the only thing that is in your head. You are not interested in any other thing than marraige? now i see why you are confuse.
TV/MoviesRe: Howl's Moving Castle (film) by Joel3(op): 6:32am On Feb 18, 2015
Peppul:
You can check here for the episodes and even more http://dorabuzz.co.in/site_howls-moving-castle-eng-sub-3gp-movie.xhtml
18mb? Is like they cut it half halfs. I need the complete in a single file.
Phone/Internet MarketRe: Faultless Tecno M7 For Sale Or Swap With Laptop by Joel3(m): 6:24am On Feb 18, 2015
[quote author=latiephwald post=30833954][/quote]thunder fire you and your phone. You de craze. Na 12 i take sell my m7 last year december. Idio.t

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