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asuoka:
Lol...she's not my crush but my love..asadike pls let him nw...no be crush but true NL love story..Love at first word typed

you already confirmed what I know. Keep dreaming

Mynd44:
So his girlfriend paying for dinner means he is broke and depends on her?

What of giving the woman a sense of belonging in the relationship and a sense of investment?

I don't take money or anything from women. When they give you anything they feel like they own your life.

LordReed:
When next you are in a car and it is raining don't use the wipers o it was invented by a woman. The soldiers in Sambisa should not wear body armor o it was invented by a woman.

hey look here. This has nothing to do with hate. I have no problem with women but I feel they should not be a lead. Not because I don't like them but because men will do it better.

jerflakes:
Hiphop wannabe gangstas be like:

get a life please

oh na I know what this thread is all about. inDirectly wishing your crush happy new month.

Joel3 do you have any nairaland crush..? No never...

Noted: so you are the damn fellow on the down flat?. Noted if anything should happened to my Generator you will be held responsible.

The gen is not at all close to your window.

wait a minute, a girl you are not really attracted to but you just want to sleep with her. On hearing such bad smell can turn my erected pennis to flaccid

horrified

more..

for eyes only

yinkus4u2c:
okay...op she didnt end up in ur room dat nite

no not at all. I didn't sleep with her.

ok

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Godmother:
Ok

ok

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Manhood cake the new trending cake.

The sight is disgusting for we the males, But pleasurable for the females. Look what they have reduce the male dick to. And yet they say the male love sex more which I do not agree. No man will want to build a cake of the female genitals but we see how women build cake of manhood every day. This happened to be the new trend.

What about intimacy gadgets? intimacy gadgets is one of the most selling item online. The intimacy gadgets is mainly made for female and this tell that they do engage in masturbation everyday, even married women still have different type and sizes of intimacy gadgets to please themselves.

the manhood of different sized has flooded the market even finding it ways to africa. And yet you can hardly find a male with intimacy gadgets.

And people still think men love sex more? This topic need to be revisit. Fact and figures Has show woman masturbation more.

now photos for your eyes.

KanwuliaJara:
. . . . . Just saying. . . . .

too fast. Before I could edit.

Look here joel3 is not fake. The real nigga on nairaland. So Get that to your 4k up skull.

KanwuliaJara:
Chai!!!!
Another one of those fake "Joel3" threads!


NL! See YA life?
Going, going GONE!
Time for some 'Gossip Board" owners to get real jobs!
Muchechechecheche!

If NL were a POOOHSIE, even "JIHADI JOHN" nor go PHOCK am!
See the kain threads wey they "form" these days?
What a pity!

OYEL BOOM don dey GLOOM!

*h-adjusting my pillow and positioning my ikebe to fart properly. back to my NETFLIX jaweeeeh*

hey what my name got to do with this thread? And I don't like the fake part

people, marriage never work its a scam, never a time it work. People only force it to work.

I hate a sad life. I would rather remain enjoying a single life than put up with a useless woman to trade with my piece.

just at a time when we now have fake butt, bossom and everything about some useless lady are all fake. I am tired of hearing marriage this and that. When guys stop getting married then they will be happy.

I don't believe in marriage and never a time it worked. People only force it to work and most time pretend in public places

umm no, i keep my money myself. At age 5 i behave like 15years old.

yinkus4u2c:
hahaha....fart competition

no competition oh.

oh my god this remind me.

I was with my friend babe in hotel relaxation he left the two of us when mistakenly I release bomb. The whole of the reception was filled with missiles. I was really embarrass since it only the two of us she will definitely know it me.?

But she didn't behave like anything happens. But I know she must have bear it to the extreme. I was sweating and prayer no one should entered the reception that moment.


Another sinerio is my babe. Only the two of us was in hotel room. When I head a bad small. God it was like hell. While I manage to bear it. After some hours she release another one. to be continue

well I got a control to meet some niggas in a Flexing spot. On getting there I met some of my niggas with some intimidations. Niggas are not smiling spending money on flexing and with the clearness and finist babe.

well when I left there. I entered a taxi heading home I was not really happy with what I saw niggas doing and my current status.

There was a clean and fine lady that entered the same taxi after me light skin and very beautiful with hugh ass. She is advance and no doubt senior to me. only two of us were in the back sit.

She was busy looking at me from side. I was not really into that mood as I was still thinking of the scene I just left.


She tried to initiate conversation but I didn't respond. Later on her phone rang. She quickly gave me the phone to received the call. What spark me was the fact that she told me to start insulting the caller and that I should tell him she is with her guy.

Sorry babe, I can't insult the guy I don't know, who knows if the guy is a native doctor. I just can't do it.

the call cut off then I was happy to give her Her phone back. She told me the guy is a useless boy, the guy don't want to eat and yet he don't want others to eat. Can a lady help to interpret this word??

That she is just coming from the guy house. The guy didn't even give her transport. This is not a small girl but a matured follow look at the words coming out from her mouth when all her mate are married.

The phone ring again she give me back the phone to pick the call and insult the guy.

to be continue

woman dressing unattractive should not be issue to her husband. What should matter is her neatness. If she is a dirty and unkept type than that's a problem.

Having sex shouldn't be on the dress but her physical. I am one of those who hate artificial make up. Fake hair etc.

So I could be careless about a woman artificial but focus more on her actual physical. Shape and she please me
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Mhizkel:
and whox talkin abou dick here?

Mhizkel:
smoking is just like suicide and u know what d Bible says about suicide

and licking ice scream and dick is not sin?

PDP are confused set of party. they are creating the impression and notion that meaningful development is not possible in Nigeria

nothing is sin. what is sin in the land might nit be sin in other place. sin is a religious or traditional belief .

something this is seen as tabu or forbidden.

nothing is sin but man created the word sin .