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Nairaland General › Re: 2014 Categories Of People On Nairaland by Joel3(m): 5:07pm On Dec 26, 2014
1, the profile viewing crew.
They view all nairaland profiles.

2, the crusher crew.
They crush every member.

3, help me crew.
They only create thread when they need help.
Romance › Re: She Saw What I Saved Her Number With by Joel3(m): 10:27pm On Dec 25, 2014
hahaaha. Finaly i had a good laugh today.

Head. Cow head or goat head ni?

You most have scared the Bleep from that girl.
Romance › Sweet Romantic Lyric Of The Year. Add Yours by Joel3(op): 10:08pm On Dec 25, 2014
iyanya

She no come for the money o, she come for the body o, her friends don G her the story o, the man is sweet like Oreo!!! Oreo ohhhh.
Family › Re: Guys And Ladies In Your Mid To Late 20s. by Joel3(m):
op red101. This are one of the topics I am really attracted to. Have you ever heard of the word nature is God and God is nature? the God of nature and destinies?

Its real. When you start believing in it then you will understand that all those your plans are likely to be trashed.

I have plans this year but they didn't happened. Nature don't want them it has is own decision for me life.

Nature is what decide for you. just like a computer game which someone else holding the pads and control the game..

What I am sayin is inDirectly You have little control over you life. 90% or the main thing is controlled by nature. Just like you never choose to come to this earth and the family you came out from where all decided by nature, it wanted to use it for something. And nature will end it at it will where it want it to be.

If you are not destined to be rich. Nothing you can do and absolutely nothing any one can do or any power can help.

When you begin to understand what nature has for you. Your life will be easier to plan things accordingly with what nature wants. Rather than wasting your time with dreams that will never happens. Bleep those your prayer dreams. No prayer or miracles can change that purpose of what nature has for your life. When nature through with you then you will know what is life.


There are people who tried to go to school by all means. But nature don't approve that but program something else. Such a person will end up westing the life for chasing academic and at the end the school will not get any head.

Forget about witches and wizard. They can only oppress you because nature want it so, nature put them in your family and way. Those are the tools nature uses to fulfill it curse. To control your destiny to where it want it to be not what you want. I like you Maybe you may want to be my friend to learn more about nature.

Things are not there for nothing. But for a purpose. Your life is not yours. Otherwise you would have choose where to be. Your husband is some where already waiting nature says so.

Search for nature and ask what it want with your life and learn to program your plan accordingly. Your life will be easier as you learn to love it not because you really love what nature decide for you. But live with what nature says will help your mentality.

I believe I helped a soul with this intelligent discussion.


Thanks
Family › Re: Photos: Meet The Family Of Linda And Son Who Were Born Without Hands by Joel3(m): 8:51pm On Dec 25, 2014
even when one is born blind the instinct of doing things right will program itself from child.

And also with other form of disability from birth.

But for already grown up person who later became disable can't be able to do unimaginable things like those who happen from birth and grow with it.

Its the brain that program ability and get them install into the body with time.
Romance › Re: When He Says " I Want Someone Like You". by Joel3(m): 2:23pm On Dec 24, 2014
umm. Ok now i am telling you. I like you height and want you to be my e-girl friend.
Phones › Whatsapp Message. Please help by Joel3(op): 6:00pm On Dec 23, 2014
i mistakenly sent one babe a what'sapp message, how do I delete the message? It still has one mark and not two yet. I don't want the message to deliver. Help
Health › Re: Help, Something Like Seed Is Growing In The Side My Anus by Joel3(m):
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Family › Re: Thread For People Who Really Dont Like Their Family. Let Meet Here by Joel3(op): 9:00pm On Dec 22, 2014
smartmom:
Huh Efemenaxyhuh huh Grammer?
why quoting me if you need to stacks him. ?
Health › Re: Why Do Fine Boys Smoke? Question For The Gods. by Joel3(op): 3:10pm On Dec 22, 2014
Agybabe:
I wish... tongue
give me ur control digit
Webmasters › How Can I Sell A Domain.? by Joel3(op): 8:50pm On Dec 20, 2014
how can i sell a domain.?
Food › How Much Is Bird In Your Area? (chicken E.t.c) by Joel3(op): 8:21am On Dec 20, 2014
the season of chicken is right here. The rush here and there as everyone need as much chickens they can afford this period. Nigeria alone has over 30,000,000 homes or families. That's approximately 30,000,000 chickens not talking of families who kills more chicken,

One will wonder at what rate a lot of people will be cheated this period for the price of chicken. And also one would wonder why chicken is choosing or preferred this period?

Maybe because of it price been affordable to most families or it taste and uniqueness.

Well the question is how much is chicken currently in your locality.

The last time I check it was priced 5k last Price benin city for big parent cock. Last year it was 4k.

I don't of the rest Like Boilers, layers, native cock. guinea foul, turkey. Duck.
Family › Re: Thread For People Who Really Dont Like Their Family. Let Meet Here by Joel3(op): 8:02am On Dec 20, 2014
[quote author=EfemenaXY post=29041169][/quote]i couldn't believe u an old timer on nairaland. Acting say this.
Family › Re: Thread For People Who Really Dont Like Their Family. Let Meet Here by Joel3(op): 7:38am On Dec 20, 2014
EfemenaXY:
Whose the under-aged one here? cheesy

You still haven't answered the questions. Are you a ritualist seeking victims for Christmas? lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Haha at the ritualist part. What bring this into this discussion?

yeah, you see that why i like you. Nothing you says make sense. Can you say something again. i am enjoying it.
Family › Re: Thread For People Who Really Dont Like Their Family. Let Meet Here by Joel3(op):
EfemenaXY:
Association of frustrated souls - that would be a befitting name for your proposed club.

By the way, are you a ritualist? I know Christmas is just around the corner but the purpose of this thread of yours eludes me...
you must be under age to have this type of thought.

Anyway, i like you and you are one funny dude... the reason i like you is that nothing you says make sense.
Phones › Re: Where Can I Get Used Phone In Bulk Cheap For Resell. by Joel3(op): 11:12pm On Dec 19, 2014
braine:
You can get them on Ebay, lots.
i need them in nigeria. Too much stress getting delivery things from overseas.
Phones › Where Can I Get Used Phone In Bulk Cheap For Resell. by Joel3(op): 9:48pm On Dec 19, 2014
please help me on where i can get used phone for resell? I need it help me out.
Phone/Internet Market › Re: Nokia E63 For Sell. 5k by Joel3(op): 8:14pm On Dec 19, 2014
trustedward:
bro hw much last?,am in benin,i also have an asha 200 dual sim in case you're ready for swap
no swap
Phone/Internet Market › Nokia E63 For Sell. 5k by Joel3(op): 12:36pm On Dec 19, 2014
benin city
Health › Re: Why Do Fine Boys Smoke? Question For The Gods. by Joel3(op): 11:45am On Dec 19, 2014
Agybabe:
do you have a gold mine? Just Curious
i have a Gold dust company. Dangote first son.
Health › Re: Why Do Fine Boys Smoke? Question For The Gods. by Joel3(op): 10:19pm On Dec 18, 2014
Agybabe:
Please before you die, ask your relatives to invite me to your burial. And also, I hope you hold enough pepper o...I want to be a part of your will. Die soon #Joke
dont tell me you are gold digger. Joke
Health › Re: Why Do Fine Boys Smoke? Question For The Gods. by Joel3(op): 9:25pm On Dec 18, 2014
Agybabe:
The Federal Ministry of Health warns that smokers are liable to die young.

But my question is...why are cigarettes not banned.

Answer...greed!

But die-hard smokers don't know that at the long run, they become weaker until they can't lift up a common pot of soup.

The so-called fine boys at a time will just make their lips and teeth highly unattractive.

I'm allergic to smokers.

Na wa o.
then if that the case. I am lookimg for what will kill me fast.
Health › Re: Why Do Fine Boys Smoke? Question For The Gods. by Joel3(op): 8:53pm On Dec 18, 2014
decode55:
fine boy facially?

Or fine boy fraternally? huh

'Cos this title of your thread get two meanings sha undecided
fine boy when know watIn dey, with style, swag. I will leave it at that. You feel it when u see one.
Health › Why Do Fine Boys Smoke? Question For The Gods. by Joel3(op): 8:41pm On Dec 18, 2014
well. I was in an hotel chilling with my bottles and styling as a fine boy. You know that kind thing na. There come a fine fresh guy and he sat far a way with pack of cigar. He was busy on calls for several hours. Smoking and chatting on phone.

meanwhile there are two fine fresh guys with their babes. They all look fresh with tattoos like people who just enter nigeria newly except for one girl who is with them who is doing the errand.

one of this guy the finest is smoking benson.

And his babes was just looking at me 247. While I was going to pee and other things. It get to a point where I walk up to that lonely guy that was busy on the phone.

Me; My guy I greet oh,
Him; hey how far broda.
Me; I fit pick from your pack.
Him; yeah no problem

I look at other side. Those pretty babes looking at me so closely. Like what this handsome and gentle guy is about to do.

Me. I don high I nor send any body. I pick the bas. Light it and start smoking it. The way I light and smoking it, sure it tells that I am old in it. Then I can hear that girl from how far telling the guys with her. I don't trust any guy again. All gentle and fresh looking guys smoke.

Oh who cares. Me? No I don't .

I talk with the guy a little and goes back to me sit. She was looking at me koro koro while I was going my sit.

Uh. Na I leave it to you guys. are you handsome and smoke? Let us know.
Phones › Re: Etisalat Unlimited Chat Package. by Joel3(op): 6:54pm On Dec 17, 2014
ammyluv2002:
N50 daily is too expensive
yeah. N1500 for 30 days.

But I believe it will work for others app like opera

And one thing i am not sure. Is the unlimited. Anyone trust etisalat?
Phones › Etisalat Unlimited Chat Package. by Joel3(op): 6:29pm On Dec 17, 2014
sms received from etisalat.

chat as much as you can with unlimited access to whatsapp, facebook messenger, 2go & wechat. Dial *343*5*5# to subscribe to the chat package for just N50 daily.
Romance › Strong And Hard Or Soft And Smooth Body, For Boy-girl Friend by Joel3(op): 4:49am On Dec 17, 2014
strong and hard or soft and smooth body, which do you like for boy-girl friend
Family › Re: Can U Leave Your Wife/husband Cox Of 20million Naira by Joel3(m): 3:54am On Dec 17, 2014
20mil ke? I will do it for 1mil. Last time i check i need no wife. Women love money more than men. So Bleep The nigga bitches. You get that?
Family › Re: Post Your Christmas Wish Here, Maybe You'll Get Lucky by Joel3(m): 3:35am On Dec 17, 2014
is the spirit of santa truely exist. Then one billion dollars will not be that bad. I need all the bitches.
Webmasters › Domain For Sell. by Joel3(op): 1:04pm On Dec 16, 2014
wicmedia.com for sell.?
Webmasters › Re: Which Pays More In Lagos - Selling Clothes In Boutiques Vs Web Designing by Joel3(m): 10:25am On Dec 16, 2014
olyivy:
Your grammar is abominable! grin
your father.

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