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Romance › Re: BUSTED !!! The New Face Of Runs-girls: A Must-read For Every Guy. by Joel3(m): 12:57am On Jan 10, 2015
never give any girl above 1k you have never shagg. If she form decent you too form stingy and just friends only. If she is a runs girl I bet you she will run 4 40. runs girls hate stingy guys.

Decent girl will remain with stingy guY.

Code. Don't tell anyone I told you.
Family › Re: Pls Hlp Me I Can't Take Off My Shirt Since 3 Yrs Because Of My Bleaching Skin by Joel3(m): 12:31am On Jan 10, 2015
wow.

Hahah

First time to laugh like this for this year. Wow you made my day.
Family › Re: Something You Saw As A Child, That No One Saw Or Believes You Till This Day. by Joel3(m): 11:54pm On Jan 09, 2015
nnamdiosu:
By the power in the word of God, by the power in the name of Jesus and by the power in the. blood of Jesus I command ur curse to return back to you in Jesus name. amen
hahaha.m. I return them all to you now..... Take it.

You are scared... Don't you?
Family › Re: Something You Saw As A Child, That No One Saw Or Believes You Till This Day. by Joel3(m): 11:36pm On Jan 09, 2015
nnamdiosu:
I'm beginning to suspect that you are one of them or you are even behind her problem. how can you dare say ......SOMETIMES PRAYER DO WORSEN ISSUES...THE TRUTH IS THAT NOT EVERYTHING PRAYER CAN DO....THE MORE YOU PRAY THE MORE ATTACKS. Jesus said MEN SHOULD ALWAYS PRAY AND NOT FAINT. then you are here saying ........ simple formulas to solve. with all due respect sir, please Dont be a false teacher and advise her wrongly. in this case of hers SHE NEEDS SERIOUS PRAYERS. PRAYER IS THE MASTER KEY.
Bleep you. Do i tell you that i am a pastor or i am a christain? read my post again. If all Prayers work why people are still suffering and poor? If prayer is working why nigeria is till backword with no eletricity? Why is our country a mess and corrupt with all the negatives things going on. How many times has your big time pastors in nigeria send fire to the camp of boko haram?

You most be crazy to think I am a fool to your slave mentality.

I repeat Simple formula can do the trick.
Business › Re: Forecast For 2011 Election To Predict 2015 But Base On Merit This Time by Joel3(op): 9:36pm On Jan 09, 2015
only few views?
Family › Re: Something You Saw As A Child, That No One Saw Or Believes You Till This Day. by Joel3(m): 8:12pm On Jan 09, 2015
nnamdiosu:
dear ma. its with regret that I inform you that the enemy wants to bring shame to you and REMOVE YOUR GLORY. BIBLE SAYS THAT A MAN IS THE CROWN OR GLORY OR COVERING OF A WOMAN. I believe this dreams are signs from God about wat the enemy is doing to you ( it seems that it has already began because the first place the enemy attacks a Christian is the prayer life which you've already said feels dull)
they are in stage 1 of the attack. stage 2 will be the most deadly. I beg you, I urge you, I advise you to start praying immediately you read this post. can you locate a mountain of fire church around you? if you can't then start praying against every anti marriage sorrow fired into your marriage and bind every power assigned against your glory and marriage.
hey friend. The truth is not every thing just pray can do. I have been there fore. There are things you just use simple formula to solve rather than praying and complicating the all thing. some times prayer do worst issues and The more you pray the more attacks. You are sending fire to them well just wait for their reply. sure they will revenge that why some issues get worst after fire fire prayer
Christianity Etc › Re: Please Can Someone Interpret This Dream For Me by Joel3(m): 8:04pm On Jan 09, 2015
Sweetrosa:
well,I tried praying at midnight yesternight and I was richly rewarded.I was seriously attacked twice
already i have told you what you need to do. If you like keep praying and you will see that the attack will be even worst each time you pray.
Business › Forecast For 2011 Election To Predict 2015 But Base On Merit This Time by Joel3(op):
Hello,

Apology.

i have been ban from politic section. So let leave this topic here for now.

now time for 2015 election forecast. so let us forecast the past 2011 election togather to be able to predict this 2015 election.


in 2011 election results and voters strength for jonathan and Buhari.

the 6 Geopolitical zones Nigeria voters for Gmb and Gej


(1) Northwest

6,453, 437 (60%) voted for Buhari

and 3,395,724 (32%) for Jonathan

Total number = 9,849,161

GMB wins GEJ with = 3,057,713


(2) Southeast

20, 560 voted for Buhari

and 5, 661, 177 (97%) for Jonathan

Total number = 5,681,737

GEJ wins GMB with = 5,640,617


(3) Northeast

3,624,919 (62%) voted for Buhari

and 1,832,622 (32%) for Jonathan

Total number = 5,457,541

GMB wins GEJ with = 1,792,297


(4) South-south

49, 978 (5%) voted for Buhari

and 6, 112, 608 (95%)

Total number 6,162,586 jonathan

GEJ wins GMB with = 6,062,630

(5) Southwest

321, 609 voted for Buhari

and 2, 786, 417 for Jonathan

Total number 3,108,026

GEJ wins GMB with = 2,464,808

(6) North-central

1, 744, 575 voted for Buhair

and 3, 376, 570 for Jonathan

Total number = 5,121,145

GEJ wins GMB with 1,631,995.

So thats it.
Family › Re: Something You Saw As A Child, That No One Saw Or Believes You Till This Day. by Joel3(m): 2:21pm On Jan 09, 2015
Augustbreak:
No.lokoja
Lokoja,Kogi. one place i feared so much, too much witches.

Well not that far. If you can come to benin. then why not.
Family › Re: Something You Saw As A Child, That No One Saw Or Believes You Till This Day. by Joel3(m): 2:09pm On Jan 09, 2015
gazilion:
I remember when I was in my year two at the University. I had a room mate who goes to a white garment church. I was in deeperlife. After we finished writing our exams, he was curious and wanted to find out if he will do well or not. So, he told me about a particular prophet in the village at Nsukka who can tell us about our grades. I followed him to the prophet and wrote out the courses I wrote that semester. When we got there, I saw the prophet tying a red cloth with lit candles (in daylight). Other people were coming to see him as well. When it got to our turn, I showed him the courses I wrote in the exam and he told me how the results will turn out. Everything he said was true.

However, The caveat of this story is that a few days later I could no longer walk! I started limping with great pains. A good friend has to rush me back to my parents in Lagos. The doctors did all they can but the pains increased. Prayers were organised for me.

It was then I got the revelation that I went where I should not have gone. I was told that going into the prophet's house was like bowing to the spirit in control of his domain and spiritual transaction had taken place in a covenant. The moment I stepped out of that place and entered deeperlife again - I became afflicted because I have broken the covenant (unknown to me). I asked God for forgiveness, broke the covenant and commanded the demon of affliction to go. The pain left almost immediately. My dad was surprised and happy when he was coming back from work and found me playing football.

This story will not be complete if I don't say what happened to my friend who took me there. He was quite brilliant and intelligent! He was in his final year. He was told he is going to make a first class. He did but he ran mad! The last time I heard of him, he was still going through deliverance.

Friends, please be careful who you go to see. I'll rather advice that you pray for yourself and God will answer you if you persevere in prayer. There are so many false prophets but there are GENUINE ones too. May God give us the spirit to discern them.

Gazilion
quite commendable. Agreed they are false prophet here are there. There are people with divine gifts as well to see.

One thing I found is that people who can really see from free gift most do not have powers. they only can see and tell you to pray yourself. They won't help you to pray
Family › Re: Something You Saw As A Child, That No One Saw Or Believes You Till This Day. by Joel3(m): 1:57pm On Jan 09, 2015
Augustbreak:
just want to know the kind of people I'm living with.Moreover,since they have succeeded this time,they is possibility that they will still try it another time and it might be worse,that's my fear.
I guess you are not in benin are you?
Family › Re: Something You Saw As A Child, That No One Saw Or Believes You Till This Day. by Joel3(m): 1:55pm On Jan 09, 2015
the Market.

Yes, different spirits are in the Market and they can detect those who are with money and those who are not with money.

Let me share this experience. I was headings from somewhere and was in a bus. I will be transit from one market where I will get another bus to my location. Its already after 7 about to 8 in the night.

Came down from the bus and was treking around the Market to a places where I will get a bus. There where people everywhere coming and going.

I was following a girl behind. To God who made me I gave her a gap. My body or leg did not touch her. More like putting my legs from the ground she just put her feet and remove.

After for some minute she stop and turn to me. She start to shout on me and said I should go in front of her. then I told her before I go in front of you can you tell me what I did?

She said I know what I was doing, I am just matching her all over her body. I was in shock when she said that and that minute I know she is not a human but a snake. And the funny thing is that she believe I know what she is and what I was doing.

I just deny that I did not match neither did I touch her. Here she go mad this time. And begin to warn me to move. Well I just move in front of her. Then I begin to question myself who I was if I am a spiritual being or something to be able to match her.
Family › Re: Something You Saw As A Child, That No One Saw Or Believes You Till This Day. by Joel3(m): 1:30pm On Jan 09, 2015
another life story.

There is a saying that words travels and yes it travels. Many still do not know this.

Its doesn't matter if you says it in the secret or not, spiritual Ear might just be at the well next to you. And they can also assign spirit that monitored and follow someone all around without them even knowing so be careful.

This spirit can transmit or report any thing they sees one doing or heard to who even assign them.

That why the spiritual is more powerful. They can even uncovered someone plans even before someone plans it.

This type of spiritual intelligence is usually conducted at the beginning of the year. literally they can consult what will happens this year for that person, the travels he will make where he will go and The success he will achieves at the year.

From there they will start to plan on how to avert or terminate them.

true story from a witch woman that confess

There is this area. The youth in that area do not progress. The witch woman who confess said the witches in that area are responsible.

They take strong control of the area. They drive away good things from the zone.

Their is one old electric pole on the ground boys in the area use to gather there. They sit and gist every night. unknowingly for them their is ear place there. Anything they discuss their is transmited.

witches know their plans before they even think of it.

Sometimes the person you are suspecting might have canal knowledge unknowing for you that some unseen spirits are present there.

will update later.
Family › Re: Something You Saw As A Child, That No One Saw Or Believes You Till This Day. by Joel3(m): 12:56pm On Jan 09, 2015
@Augustbreak,

I guess you want to know who stole your belongings. And if that's what it is then I guess you should just take it likely except that of high value that you will want to retrieve back.


and as you have explained, the culprit is not very far. it has to be someone who knows you guys very well that can master mind such act.

And even if you want to know the people they might still deny knowing knowledge of it maybe it will only help the police work easier to caught and investigate.

And since you don't want to involved the police I see no reason why you want this. Except its for other things or you just want to find out if the whole plan has something to do with spiritual attack or something.
Family › Re: Something You Saw As A Child, That No One Saw Or Believes You Till This Day. by Joel3(m): 10:32am On Jan 09, 2015
Augustbreak:
o.k.I'll send u a pm now.tnks
. Its not all about PMs. First where are you currently. this things are about seriousness.

I am not a seer, but can take you to a seer. You want to check about somerhing right?
Family › Re: Something You Saw As A Child, That No One Saw Or Believes You Till This Day. by Joel3(m): 10:14am On Jan 09, 2015
Augustbreak:
Any seer here?@Ebuetor I know I can't ask u for this..
if want to see seer physically i can help you out. But not here online.

Power is most important.
Family › Re: Something You Saw As A Child, That No One Saw Or Believes You Till This Day. by Joel3(m): 6:41am On Jan 09, 2015
let me share this. But you dont get scared.

A man who married with his wife for years plan to marry another women. That is where his problem started unlucky for him his wife happened to be a strong witch who disagree with his plan..

His finance turn upside down. He was having set back and running all over the places from one spiritual places to another with no issue.

a time came when he almost gave up. His car engine will be hot every morning and since the whole thing started the motor will be faulty every time.

One day he got introduce to one of my spiritual friends. And this friends told him the person who is behind it all is in the same house with him. And he promise to go with him to his house to pray and cleansing.

They both went there. As my friend enter the parlor first thing he saw that scared the air out of him was an eye on the wall. A big eye which no body else can see. he run out immediately. And ask for bowl of water and salt. He mix them and prayed with it. He enter the parlor again and pour out the water to the eye. And the eye disappeared.

He prayed in that house. And went his way. In the night the women and some other witches fly to fight this guy in his house. But his mother use knife to injure the witch that night and the next morning the boy told the man to check his house for anyone that has injury is the person behind it.

He saw the wife with a deep cut on her hand. So that's how he droves out the woman.
Health › Re: Please Help Am In Serious Pain! by Joel3(m): 8:59pm On Jan 08, 2015
wow. Testicles of all places. I fingers knock on testicles could kill. Sorry bro. I hope it solved soon.
Health › Re: What Symptoms Is These? by Joel3(m): 8:35pm On Jan 08, 2015
what you need is a proper lab test to be able to guess. If you can go for good laboratory test with all equipment the doctor maybe able to guess right but right now no body can guess rightly.

Do you feel pain on your joy stick? That purse might just be sperm. Stop sex or masturbation for now and eat fruits like apple and water mellon. Just pray it has nothing to so with kidney. I don't mean to scared you but from your statement it could be...
Health › Re: Sweetness From Some Injury Anyone Experienced It. by Joel3(op): 8:19pm On Jan 08, 2015
faqman:
op..
you are weird.....
grin grin grin
Health › Sweetness From Some Injury Anyone Experienced It. by Joel3(op):
grin I know this is weird topic. But there are some sweetness is some kind of injury. Though Not all injury but most especially the bone injury. When you care for them like bone dislocation there are some sweetness you feel from the pain while on your bed after pressing it. Yes i for once dislocate my ankles and the women who always press it every morning nearly killed me. But after the pressing and disturb of that ankles I will start to feel some sweetness from it.

And Also with injections. Oh I am one dude who is so scared of injections. I once received 5 injections on my ass. I couldn't walk properly while going home. But on getting home and on my bed. It start to sweet.




I use to play this rough play as a kid back then with friends. We sign for it to hit each other on hand or ass or lap when loss guild.

Fast forward

I use to hit my girl on her lap or fleshy places like ass. I time her and hit her unexpectedly and She will be on the bed holding the fleshy spot while she is weak and resting. It kind of sweet you know and she will want to do me back.

So is anyone understanding what I am saying?
Romance › Re: 5 Real Reasons Why Nigerian Men Patronize Prostitutes by Joel3(m): 4:24pm On Jan 08, 2015
prostitution is an adventure. I love the game back then. The only thing I find in it is that most of this girls if not all move with all manner of charms. Blades marks you can't see is in their pussy
Politics › Re: Has Gej's Lagos Campaign Been Cancelled? by Joel3(m): 1:27pm On Jan 08, 2015
GEJ the money meant for crowed renting was stolen. grin PDP and corruption
Politics › Re: Has Gej's Lagos Campaign Been Cancelled? by Joel3(m): 12:15pm On Jan 08, 2015
haha

Christianity Etc › Re: Please Can Someone Interpret This Dream For Me by Joel3(m): 12:05pm On Jan 08, 2015
Sweetrosa:
thank you but you are making me scared
grin which part scared you?
Politics › Re: ( GEJ Admin- Pension Scam Scandal ) Flash Back Memory Lane. Don't forget so soon by Joel3(op): 11:50am On Jan 08, 2015
#DontForgetSoSoon
Politics › Re: Jonathan In Trouble ? Ijaw In Lagos Also Vow To Support Buhari…see Photos by Joel3(m): 11:38am On Jan 08, 2015
jona

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