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PhonesRe: Any Good Iphone Repairer Here? I Have Issue I Need To Ask by Joel3(op):
techprodigy:
Spit it
my iPhone was working until i use my hand to spoil it. i bought new battery and replaced the former one. the new battery does not increased when plug to charger so i opened it put back the old one. the old one was working so i open it again to put back the new one same problem. during the process of opening and replacing it a kind of line appeared on the screen and it some times disappeared if you press it. i just hate seeing the line its the flex does not connect well. i thought its the flex from the screen. i wanted to buy another screen/front panel but i need to be sure the screen front panel is really bad. i took it to repairer and he opened it and removed the screen from the board. i was there when everything happened he put the screen back the phone refuses to come on again.

he put the upper panel to another iPhone the screen work fine but doesn't work on my iphone.

if you plug my iPhone to charger it makes that charging sound or vibrates when its on silent. but doesn't power on. i plug it to my laptop my laptop recognized it as iPhone. but it refuse to on or display.


its the display fault from the logic board.

i leave it for him to check it for 2 days he couldn't repair it. all the screw's inside is no longer there more like he forgot to put them back.

i have opened it several times and the phone js now very rough from opening. not neat like that again. i am just tired i wasted my money to buy problem.
RomanceQuestion For Women... Do You Stop Enjoying Sex Once You Cum? by Joel3(op):
although many women continue the sex after they cum unlike men that ends the game. i want to know if the excitement cease after women cum. my former girl doesn't enjoy it after she cum. she always hurry me to cum or beg me to wait for some few minutes to recharge.

do women still enjoy sex after they cum?
RomanceIf You Work On Your Man For His joystick To Stand He Is Not Really Into You by Joel3(op): 10:34am On Aug 24, 2017
so far i found two married women that i am highly sexually attracted to. i am not a pervert but seeing these women pass by my penis always head up. which is not so to other people. even if one has erectile dysfunction there are some people that can bring it to life not by trying to stimulate it but standing by your side.

i sat with one of this women and my head getup all through. not because i want to sleep with her but it's the connection power, and can easily fall for such temptation. i have been with girls inside room when some of them tried to make it stand but no way i will even result to downloading and watching bf.

but here i was with this married girl in my area and the dick is fooling itself. i tried so hard to remove my mind. thinking of horror event but the fact my body was still touching her body make it hard and difficult.

i once date a girl from long dance. we talk dirty and about every thing on phone at night. to the extent one of her hand will be on her pussy once we are talking at night. the day we finally met i never touch her when she was wet all through. i just plug in my penis when she just cum.

it's a sign of active sexual attraction.

i am attracted to big yansh. though not all big yansh, the shape and chemistry need to connect and flow. men are very quick to marry big yansh girls as they are hot cake. except they have personal or spiritual problem.
TravelRe: UK Grandmother Laments After Her Younger Nigerian Husband Is Denied Visa. Photos by Joel3(m): 10:00am On Aug 24, 2017
trust me this their relationship will not end well. the guy still has future but that lady is on her last path.
PhonesAny Good Iphone Repairer Here? I Have Issue I Need To Ask by Joel3(op): 9:30am On Aug 24, 2017
any good iPhone repairer here? i have issue i need to ask
RomanceRe: I Didn't Toast Her But He Toast Her. by Joel3(op): 8:48am On Aug 24, 2017
Harwoyeez:
U are only a confused guy. Take a decision and make it known to her. Only u wants her to date other guys and at d same time hurts ur ego seeing such..look elsewhere to cure ur konji bra
i am hot hurt. maybe you mistake that. the thing is she lied. if she is dating like as i said i have no problem i already told her to cheat. but not denying when its obvious with what i am saying. i don't need any one to tell me she love me. she doesn't ask for money everything just natural.

i have taken a stand that I will not hurt her, which i have assured and trying to do. and that why i am not lying to to her or promise her anything. looking at things to play out naturally. but it seems she is failing on her part to intentionally hurt me. just imagined that i put all my heart and take the relationship serious which she is wanting me to do. think about what would have happened yesterday.

i am not a boy. i think I'm abit wiser.
RomanceI Didn't Toast Her But He Toast Her. by Joel3(op):
sorry oh. this post is long i just want you guys to understand it. did i handled it maturely?

i am kinda of dating her but i didn't toast her. she came close to me all by herself and was asking me about my girl friend. who is my girlfriend?.. i told her i don't date girls or do relationships. she was asking why why why, i can't really explain why i don't date girls because its time consuming and wastage. her coming close to me i sense it that she likes me so i played along. she is very beautiful with good shape and i would like to sleep with her without promising her anything or commit her heart towards me so she doesn't feel that i played her at the end if things didn't work out. so i collected her number and we do chats on WhatsApp and phone calls. we just assumed to be dating like that naturally using some lines or words in chats and each time we meet in person we do lite kinda romance but i keep on telling her i don't want serious relationship or want us to put much efforts.

she keep on telling me about how her former guy broke her heart and what she went through bla bla bla. i asked if she is chatting with other guys she said yes and told me about the guys that is toasting her. i told her i want her to cheat on me. she said she has never seen a guy like me before she can't cheat. she doesn't double date and only with one guy. i told her i will teach her how to cheat and play smart she was just laughing then.

i am not taking this serious which i told her and she keep saying she cant be in such a relationship with me if she must date a guy the guy must be serious . she keep on asking if i stay alone and where i live. i believe she likes to pay a visit.

but something happened yesterday while we where together some guys came and she went to see them i don't know what happened but i later discovered the guy was mean to her when she was calling him her love the guy didn't answered her in presence of his friends and i believe they discussed about me.

she came back to me, our sitting position was so close that our body touching each other as we discussing, then one of them came to were we are he greets me and then he said what i am doing with his girl. i pick at once this is the guy she told me toast her and she is talking with. well i don't know the level of there relationship and what she is telling him or told him about me it's kind of embarrassing. so i told the guy in presence of her that she is not my girlfriend.

then the guy said to her he is your boyfriend right? she repeat it and said i am not his boy friend. he went outside to meet his friend. she said she can't date that guy. what she will be doing with that kind of ugly guy i should forget about him. but i can see that her behavior changed towards me like someone who did wrong. she was kind of reckless looking at me with corner eye.

this guy is more physically mature don't even know if he is married or not. but i am handsome than him. though he is richer and promising, got car and the friends he came with all brought cars. if he will marry her good. but if he want to play game still good. me on the other hand i am managing and not ready to marry yet. so i can't play a midfield to interrupt their relationships.

but one thing is if i would marry her before, i can't anymore. every feelings will die not because she cheat but because she lied and telling me she cant date that guy. what she will be doing with that ugly thing. she can also say this to the guy about me.

i am not against her dating other guys. because if there is any guy that is financially ok and want to marry her i will support it, i don't like trapping a girl like she should date only me and not other guys. i see that as enemy of progress but somehow it hurt one ego i wont lie but one have to. this are the reasons why i don't take relationship serious But freestyle.

did i handled it maturely? and should i distance myself from her.?
RomanceRe: A Must Watch Video: Ladies Fight Brutal by Joel3(m): 1:47am On Aug 22, 2017
bait. same old video, the screen thumbnail is different from the video
RomanceI Think She Is Confused And Frustrated. As She Keep Saying She Is Senior To Me by Joel3(op): 9:54pm On Aug 20, 2017
i de my own jejely when she carry her own come met me. i gave her all the signs i am not interested even though we were so closed. after sometime she told me openly that we should date even when i have showed to her i am not interested. i rejected her offers and insist we should remained just friends. she didn't give up until i told her i can only considered her as sex mates we can have sex as much as she like every week but for dating her she should count me out.


she accepted the sex offer only, but on my parts am still scared that she might trap me with pregnancy that is not mine or i might lose guild one day without using condom. i discovered that she sleep with other guys and does not deny she will tell me plan blank.


i decided not to sleep with her, since i don't like her and cannot go out with her why then should i sleep with her. it took me a whole year after she keep pressuring me. i then agreed to sleep with her base on conji and she is just there anytime i needs her. i controlled her and we already talked about it that its for sex. but when she came she start to form for me. that i told her before that i don't like her so what do i want with her now. i tried to take her to room she refused she said she is not my girl friend and who she is to me. i ask then what are you here for we already discussed this sex yesterday which we agreed on why changing it now and why you come de play hard on me right now. so at that point i got angry and discharge her immediately.


the next day she keep on begging me that she don't know what came over her that day and the mistake has already be done that we should meet again. i refuse her because i start to think that this girl have other plans i don't know about and not conji as i thought is worrying her before.


after some weeks. i forgive her and control her and had sex with her, she is good in bed sha. but she will be demanding for money everytime. she said since she is not my babe then i should pay for it and what do i take her for if i think say na penis be her problem. make una see me see trouble oh. when each time i de own my own she will be calling and disturbing me after i decide to control her she will ask for money. i have warned her several times that i don't have money if it's money then she should forget about me.

i believe its the girlish nature that punny is not for free. if i have money to pay for sex i would rather control more hot babe not her. i have told her to go and stand by road side. she will start her nagging before i talk 1 she done talk 3. she will say she doesn't blame me at all and want to start cry. that we are not age mates that she senior me. whether i know when she start to de run things Bleep penis? how is that my concern. every time she said i am a small boy, small boy every time we have issues. but she refuse to tell me her age. she will insult me after we finish our query maybe like 3 to 4 weeks she will call me again and when i warned her i am no longer interested in anything to with her she will start to apologize again and again. make una see me see trouble oh. the last one she did was last week and i have made up my mind against her but i know before now till next month she will call me again. what should i do if she called me again?

what happen last week is that she has been disturbing me that i forgot about her and don't call after i told her the last time i am no longer interested. after about 5 months she keep on flashing and calling. i decide to control her. we start with drinks and romance. she was wet and wanted us to sleep the night over but i don't want that, i just want to sex one round and discharged her. i took off my clothes remaining only boxers while she pull off her own remaining only pant. the next thing she said how much i want to give to her after the sex.. she want to buy this and that. clothes, fix her hair bla bla bla.

i told her i don't have. which word she nor tell me. so you mean we can't sex because i don't have money she said no. this got me angry and i dressed up and told her to leave she refuse to leave. what is your problem as my mood has already change so i forced her out. it's a week now and i know she will call me again. how do i handle this girl?
RomanceRe: Why Do Girls Starred At Other Girls Ass And Boob? by Joel3(op): 2:55pm On Aug 20, 2017
lol
RomanceWhy Do Girls Starred At Other Girls Ass And Boob? by Joel3(op):
contrary to popular believe that only men look at women ass and boob, it's not true women also look at other women like men do. so my point is why do women stylishly look at other women shape?
PhonesHello I Bought A New Iphone Battery And Uses All Juice by Joel3(op): 5:40am On Aug 18, 2017
i replaced my iphone battery and drain all the juice. after fixing i went to somewhere. so before i got home it drain down and off. i tried charging but it won't come up. it keep blinking and showing the apple logo for few seconds like it want to power on. then off repeatedly.


what should I do?
PhonesI Bought Iphone 5 From Olx The Battery Is Terribly Bad by Joel3(op): 5:20pm On Aug 17, 2017
more like i was scam. the battery drains faster. how much to replace the battery?
PhonesRe: How Do I Know If Iphone 5 Is I Cloud Is Locked by Joel3(op): 6:43am On Aug 17, 2017
so no one understand how iPhone works?
PhonesRe: How Do I Know If Iphone 5 Is I Cloud Is Locked by Joel3(op): 8:14pm On Aug 16, 2017
michealdeco:
pin code does not means it is iCloud locked


But beware of olx oo
ok then. how do one know from other means if its locked or not?

by merely operating it.
PhonesRe: How Do I Know If Iphone 5 Is I Cloud Is Locked by Joel3(op): 7:47pm On Aug 16, 2017
hello, the guy has no knowledge about if its locked or not. but when i ask him he use pin code to unlock the phone. does it means that when an iphone uses a pin to unlock the phone its I cloud locked or not?

we have not met its just olx and he refused to send the imei or serial number.
PhonesHow Do I Know If Iphone 5 Is I Cloud Is Locked by Joel3(op): 6:34pm On Aug 16, 2017
hello i want to buy iPhone 5 from someone. i have never use an iPhone before reasons i wanted to try my hands on it for a while.

what do i need to check out from it.

fast

thanks
WebmastersI Want To Do A ID Card by Joel3(op): 7:35am On Aug 16, 2017
i want to do a website designing ID Card. how should a website designing ID Card look like?
RomanceRe: Warning!!! Not All Beautiful Faces And Beautiful Down Their by Joel3(m): 2:05pm On Aug 13, 2017
vicfuntop:
Are you related to the girl in the topic?
maybe not
RomanceRe: Warning!!! Not All Beautiful Faces And Beautiful Down Their by Joel3(m): 1:33pm On Aug 13, 2017
one of the reason i love white. black porns are always like that down there. but white is always clean and clear.
RomanceRe: Warning!!! Not All Beautiful Faces And Beautiful Down Their by Joel3(m): 1:31pm On Aug 13, 2017
IamKashyBaby:
grin


Ooh dear.. shocked What was that? angry

Lemme go check mine in the mirror tongue
as far as you are Africa girl that place will look the same. its always darker for people with much thick black hair there and nothing wrong with it.
RomanceRe: Warning!!! Not All Beautiful Faces And Beautiful Down Their by Joel3(m): 1:28pm On Aug 13, 2017
vicfuntop:
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwh. This is disgusting
like as if yours is cleaner.
BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by Joel3(m): 1:01pm On Aug 13, 2017
seeing alot of people beginning is only a sign punting is not working.
BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by Joel3(m): 12:26pm On Aug 13, 2017
599yv5x
RomanceRe: She Told Me She Want Anal Sex. But I Refuse. Can You Do It? by Joel3(op): 6:20am On Aug 13, 2017
IamKashyBaby:
grin
Since u already made up ur mind..why u still make a thread? shocked
just what others think about it.
RomanceRe: She Told Me She Want Anal Sex. But I Refuse. Can You Do It? by Joel3(op): 6:11am On Aug 13, 2017
IamKashyBaby:
grin

Anal sex are only for those who love to experiment, for those open-minded ppol..Whether its morally or immoral but who cares? Anal sex must not being pushed but instead u and ur partner will agree to do it grin

Ooh juz make sure her azz is clean , otherwise the room will smell shii lipsrsealed
have you tried it? and would you like to tried it?

and what do you mean by make sure the azz is clean? is some azz clean? everyone azz smell so why going there? no me
RomanceRe: Relationship Problem by Joel3(m): 6:00am On Aug 13, 2017
there is truth about what you said and that is the majority. but there are some girls who just want to settled down at 21. it's a mental thing
RomanceShe Told Me She Want Anal Sex. But I Refuse. Can You Do It? by Joel3(op):
she said her friend told her about anal sex. and she want to try it that her friend said anal sex sweet die.. i said to her it might be true since the anal is very tight and she will need clitoris stimulation alongside. but unfortunately i cannot do it because i don't think it's morally right.

but the other part of me is telling me she is already doing it and it's not her friend who told her. because her pussy is not tight like that maybe someone must have put it there.

been that as it may she is not my babe, only just fuc.king mates. i want to know if guys here can Bleep women from the ass? note we are talking of using condom here.
Technology MarketRe: Infinix Hot 4 For Sale Or Swap With Laptop by Joel3(m): 5:02am On Aug 13, 2017
Okpuamu:
It can be changed. Saw someone that has done it 5 times. U just have to heat the screen and the sensor will separate from the screen. Then u fix it.
men is going to look ugly there after.
BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by Joel3(m): 2:57pm On Aug 12, 2017
this is 4 million try it out. before the game starts, you can reduce risk though.

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Christianity EtcRe: A Journey Through The Seven Heavens by Joel3(m): 8:24am On Aug 11, 2017
bucksfizz:
In lots of ancient biblical texts, we can read about
(what different authors) refer to as the seven
heavens. But what was actually those heavens?
The answer to this is not so complicated and
puzzling that one might think, because the seven
heavens was not some kind of additional heavens
that was above our heaven or some other
dimensions, but rather a large (alien made)
spaceship that the alien colonists used as
habitation and science station while they were
busy colonizing earth in the days of Enoch.
The spaceship was several stories high, and
consisted of seven (or even more) separate
sections on the inside. Some texts (The Zohar)
also calls these stories ‘Spheres’ and the different
sections ‘mansions’. In pre-flood time this
spaceship was located on Earth , in an alien base
called ‘The garden of Eden’ . There are no texts
that gives us an accurate location where this base
was, but IMV it must have been some place in
Sumer, because it was in ancient Sumer that the
10 biblical patriarchs (From Adam to Noah) lived.
From the third book of Enoch , we can read that
the Shekina was located in the Garden of Eden:

“From the day when the Holy One, blessed
be He, expelled the first Adam from the
garden of Eden (and onwards), Shekina
was dwelling upon a kerub under the tree
of life. And the first man and his
generation were sitting outside the gate of
the garden to behold the radiant
appearance of the Shekina.”
This spaceship took off and launched into space
shortly before the flood, taking Enoch with them.
The event was celebrated with great festivities,
and the remaining aliens (on Earth) was
celebrating the event , playing with trumpets and
horns. The third book of Enoch gives a detailed
description of this event.
From the third book of Enoch:

“In that time the Holy One, blessed be He,
lifted up His Shekina from the earth, from
their midst.In that moment came the
ministering angels, the troops of hosts and
the armies of 'Araboth in thousand camps
and ten thousand hosts : they fetched
trumpets and took the horns in their hands
and surrounded the Shekina with all kinds
of songs. And He ascended to the high
heavens, as it is written "God is gone up
with a shout, the Lord with the sound of a
trumpet".
In the second book of Enoch (and other texts as
well) we can read that this spaceship actually
contained more than seven sections (seven
heavens) . However. We shall take a closer look at
each of these sections in a moment and describe
them as best as we can using Enoch’s own
description. But before we do that, let us first take
a moment to explain why Enoch was transported
to this spaceship in the first place and also explain
the reason for the great festivities and the
welcome committee that turned up to welcome
Enoch when he arrived. Let us also give a short
explanation of what the aliens were doing in the
garden of Eden in this time period and also take a
look at their ranking system.
Different spaceships
We should be aware of that when ancient texts
refers to and attempts to describe ancient
spaceships they are not aware of that the aliens
are in possession of different kind of spaceships.
Thus they all are trying to describe different
spaceships from different time periods as if it
always is the same spaceship.
As far as I have figured it out, ancient biblical texts
are at least talking about two (or perhaps) three
different alien spaceships. I will mention them
briefly.
The first one (which I will describe in this thread),
is the one that was located in the Garden of Eden
before the great flood and is the spaceship that
Enoch boarded.
The second one is the alien spaceship that landed
in the alien base in Sinai (Mount Horeb) at the
time of Moses about a years after the Exodus.
The third one is the one that Ezekiel describes.
However. It is my opinion that the spaceship (or
aircrafts) that Ezekiel describe is not something
that he saw himself, but is rather a story
(description) he borrowed from other ancient
texts. Because. At the time of Ezekiel the aliens
had already left Earth. Whatever Ezekiel saw or
described was however probably not a spaceship ,
but rather some sort of air planes.
We also know that the aliens had lots of different
airplanes while operating on Earth. I will describe
a few of them while we go on. We should also be
aware that the spaceships that we talk about here
also were capable of moving and operating in the
Earth’s atmosphere as well as being capable of
taking off into space.
Part one
saw your pm why did you pm me?
RomanceRe: I Have An Observation by Joel3(m): 10:18am On Aug 10, 2017
those once are already taken and if they are here they are mostly ghost visitors.

there are some beautiful girls out here sha. but majority of them are mostly married and one of them is cococandy. though she is very rude.

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