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HealthRe: Psychiatric Doctor In The House: Advise On Psychological And Mental Health Issue by Joel3(m): 8:21pm On Jul 21, 2016
this week I see my doc who told me i was lucky to have low eye pressure he said the opposite would have called for concern. when I talk about astigmatism he said I should forget about that. and he said did they tried to give you glasses I said yes. he said forget about that.


now due to my recommendation to him to start giving up from the drugs which he approved I started it from last session. i am already tailoring off medication. moving to 25mg from 50mg. two night so far my sleep was really terrible endless waking up every hour. the fact I am prepared and was expecting the reaction was also helping. i do tiring and weakening exercise every night t to help boost the sleep.

today I had program to see someone but I had to hang around somewhere for him. the only avenue was for me to buy soft drink. I bought mineral and egg row, who sent me?. my head pressure and funny sensation comes all of a sudden from no where. eat ringing was not left out my condition was really bad.

I am so tired.

this evening already drank 4 battles of bear I am just too tired.
CrimeRe: Married Woman Dies In Lagos Hotel Room After Lying To Her Husband by Joel3(m): 10:53pm On Jul 20, 2016
...high blood pressure and sudden death in sex. are bread and beans. sex raise blood pressure.
CrimeRe: Stepmother And 2 Teachers To Die By Hanging In Edo For Killing A Baby For Ritual by Joel3(m):
....and to think of it. they wasted 7 good years for this final judgement. most of our judge in the country are afraid to sentence victims. either physical conscience or spiritual conscience. it take some balls to pronounce judgment and also bigger balls to kill victim of crime. because no one is only. as them say na only who carry belle de fuc.k
WebmastersWhich Webhost Company Is Best Reseller Plan For Nigeria & Africa Market by Joel3(op): 9:01am On Jul 15, 2016
I am looking forward to set up a web hosting company (Reseller plan). I am considering the one that is best for Nigeria and Africa markets. in teams of price (affordability) and stability.

and how much idea is for this reseller plan a year and added options that is attached to it.?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Poland Vs Portugal : Euro 2016 Q-finals (3 - 5) pens On 30th June 2016 by Joel3(m): 9:01pm On Jul 01, 2016
Adeyeancah:
Under 1.5 HT already busted!
what happens to the final score?
PhonesDoes Etisalat Zap Data??? My 500MB From Reseller Is Gone by Joel3(op): 8:07pm On Jul 01, 2016
I bought 500mb from Etisalat data reseller a day before yesterday in the night. in that night i didn't even use it i only check naira land and flashscore.
the next day that is yesterday i download two music video from 2face official blindness and runtown fit wizkid Lagos to Kampala. and some few app from play store.

my total download and usage shouldn't even exceeds 150mb. I was surprise I can't browns or check balance I thought maybe its network that was yesterday. this morning the same problem.

the balance later let me to check. I was surprise when it shows I do not have a data plan.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Poland Vs Portugal : Euro 2016 Q-finals (3 - 5) pens On 30th June 2016 by Joel3(m): 7:48pm On Jun 30, 2016
Adeyeancah:
As a punter, I tipped it under2.5 goals and expecting a boring game. 12k loading good luck to me grin
I want to assure you. you will win, I also stake under 2.5.

but it would have be safer for you to tick under 1.5 HT since you are staking high.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Poland Vs Portugal : Euro 2016 Q-finals (3 - 5) pens On 30th June 2016 by Joel3(m): 7:43pm On Jun 30, 2016
this match is under 2.5 goals. if you get mind stake 1,000,000naira.

PoliticsRe: Niger Delta: Buhari, Osinbajo Meet Service Chiefs by Joel3(m):
..we will not take it. we will not take it. we want our oil back period.

and meanwhile buhari wife cancelled USA trip today.

Fayose the garage abgero governor has proving he is more stronger than FG. the guy is not somebody the FG can intimidate anyhow.

he is not afraid to go down but to pull down along side heavy weight politicians as well.

he only release 1% of information in his arsenals and the all country is shaking.

by the time he releases 10%. exposing all tinubu and fashola wealth. and all APC members corruption information in his vault. APC will clear road for him.
PoliticsRe: BREAKING!!! Again, Aisha Buhari Cancels Planned Visit To US by Joel3(m):
Fayose the garage abgero governor has proving he is more stronger than FG. the guy is not somebody the FG can intimidate anyhow.

he is not afraid to go down but to pull down along side heavy weight politicians as well.

he only release 1% of information in his arsenals and the all country is shaking.

by the time he releases 10%. exposing all tinubu and fashola wealth. and all APC members corruption information in his vault. APC will clear road for him.
PoliticsRe: Leave Fayose Alone, Face Governance, Ekiti National Assembly Members Tell FG by Joel3(m): 6:20pm On Jun 30, 2016
Fayose the garage abgero governor has proving he is more stronger that FG. this guy is not somebody the FG can intimidate anyhow.

he is not afraid to go down but to pull down along side heavy weight politicians as well.

he only release 1% of information in his arsenals and the all country is shaking.

by the time he releases 10%. exposing all tinubu and fashola wealth. and all APC members corruption information in his vault. APC will clear road for him.
Music/RadioDid I Do The Right Thing!? by Joel3(op): 11:27pm On Jun 29, 2016
I don't just know why. but I find out that I am attracted to beggars. both neat and cooperate beggars, I always give if I have, maybe because I always dress good.

I will only talk what happened today. a dirty small boy between 7-8 walk to me and said brother buy something for me. I didn't find that like something to be bothered with or problem I need to solve as its not a life threatening issue and why would I even buy something for him just like that. I replied him sorry I don't have money. while he left.

after that seconds a young handsome man, well dress and neat came to me and said he want to ask me something. when I gave him ear he told me the direction he is heading to and that he had nothing with him if I could help out with anything. I can't really tell if its a lie or maybe he need the money this is not the first time give people money for transports.

and I didn't have the change to give so rather i put him in a car and paid the driver for him. he somehow shows so resistance more like he would have prefer the money.

something was telling me that I am making matter difficult for this young man. he might lied to me and the car is taking him away to far place, he didn't feel like someone who get relief from the stress he find himself. what if he lied? did I do anything wrong?

even if I don't have anything. I don't joke when someone is stranded because I know how it feel like. to even ask for help is really a big problem for me to do.
PhonesRe: What We Want To See In Future Itel Devices by Joel3(m): 9:43am On Jun 29, 2016
stalyf:
Bought for a small cousin for 7,000 naira early last month
how is the camera?
PoliticsRe: The USA Will Not Arrest Aisha Buhari Because Of Immunity by Joel3(op): 8:08pm On Jun 27, 2016
do you think america can arrest buhari if he involved in corruption charge in the US? show me a link to that if it's possible.
PoliticsThe USA Will Not Arrest Aisha Buhari Because Of Immunity by Joel3(op):
Immunity covers the Nigeria first lady from arrest internationally. arrest can only be made when she leaves office. no where in the world where a sitting President or his wife the first lady can be arrested. all allegations will be put waiting and on holds until office tuner expires.

no country in the world has a right to arrest a sitting president. arrest can only be made when left office. read the international law or ask international lawyers for info.
PhonesRe: GLO Is A Big FRAUD! by Joel3(m): 5:34pm On Jun 27, 2016
buy from data reseller. Airtel. that what I am using.
PhonesRe: What We Want To See In Future Itel Devices by Joel3(m): 4:56pm On Jun 27, 2016
stalyf:
Hopefully, itel would listen.
But how would they incorporate these things you talk about OP and still sell an android phone for 7000 as seen in It1355?
is that phone N7000 ?
PhonesRe: Whatsapp Set To Roll Out Mention / Tag, Public Groups Etc Features by Joel3(m): 1:06pm On Jun 27, 2016
mention features in whatapp is a bad ideal. WhatsApp is a private messaging app. and not public social media. this is unacceptable another messaging app will take over.
CelebritiesMeet Dj Maphorisa, The South African Co-producer Of Drake’s “one Dance” by Joel3(op): 10:56am On Jun 27, 2016
The title of Drake’s Views From The 6 nods to his Toronto hometown, but his recent releases tap into sounds from diverse parts of the world. After dropping “Summer Sixteen” in January, Drake guested on Rihanna ’s “Work” before
“Controlla” hit the ‘net, both tracks being more in-tune with Caribbean rhythms than Canada.

Another single, “One Dance,” which features
Wizkid and Kyla , is built around African vibes provided by producers Noah “40” Shebib, Nineteen85, and DJ Maphorisa, a DJ and artist from Soshanguve, Pretoria. The 28-year-old, born Themba Sekowe, told Genius that he was in Los Angeles two weeks ago working on Wizkid’s upcoming album when the opportunity to contribute to Drake’s potential song of the summer arose.

After remixing Wizkid’s “Ojuelegba” last summer, Drake collaborated with the Nigerian artist on “One Dance” via email. For his contributions, Maphorisa slowed down the tempo of Crazy Cousinz and Kyla’s “Do You Mind,” a classic 2008 UK funky house track that became popular in the grime scene.

“I was recording Wiz when they sent [the files],” Maphorisa said, referring to Wizkid’s background vocals on the song. “There was nothing really there. We started working on it—I added some production.”

Maphorisa said they finished “One Dance” in only a week—it’s one of four tracks they recorded. He says “One Dance” is blowing up in Mzansi and that it best sums up Drake’s sonic ambitions.
“He’s making other artists be aware of other sounds, to be out of the box, not to do the same thing all the way. Also for him, he’s challenged ’cause now he’s not in a comfortable space that he can just do what he’s supposed to do. Be different and come up with new things.”

Maphorisa credits Wizkid for linking him with hitmakers like Chris Brown, Jermaine Dupri, and Jidenna. Their creative relationship dates back to 2014, when he produced “In My Bed” on Wizkid’s second studio album, Ayo. The song was credited to Uhuru, a four-man South African group that includes Maphorisa, producer DJ Clap, pianist Mapiano, and vocalist Xeli. After the song gained traction, Wizkid sent him more tracks. “He really liked my sound and the way I produced,” Maphorisa said.

The two have since become inseparable—Maphorisa is now part of Wizkid’s Starboy Music production team. He produced Wizkid’s 2015 DJ Buckz-featured single “Soweto Baby” and now adds “One Dance” to a catalog that includes hits with Black Coffee, Mafikizolo, Professor, and Kwesta.

“Just to be a part of Views From The 6 makes me excited,” he said. “I did something for my country. Wow.”

www.genius.com/a/meet-dj-maphorisa-the-south-african-co-producer-of-drakes-one-dance
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Hungary Vs Belgium : Euro 2016 (0 - 4) On 26th June 2016 by Joel3(m): 7:19pm On Jun 26, 2016
this game is over 0.5. stake it with 1 million. to make resemble amount.
CelebritiesRe: American Interpretation Of Drake One Dance Ft Wizkids & Kyla - You Think? by Joel3(op): 6:52pm On Jun 26, 2016
the song has Nigeria written allover it Nigeria flavor, Nigerian lyrics and Nigeria sounding and influence. even north Americans admitted they haven't seen or heard something like this before. drake goes out of the box. I was reading american blog when one america said this song will push many american artist to move all the way to Nigeria. to start singing Nigeria influence songs.

note that drake is a Rapper and many Americans are surprised to the learnt Drake goes to bring something new that never happen in this 21. century.
CelebritiesRe: American Interpretation Of Drake One Dance Ft Wizkids & Kyla - You Think? by Joel3(op): 6:44pm On Jun 26, 2016
grin lalasticlals
CelebritiesAmerican Interpretation Of Drake One Dance Ft Wizkids & Kyla - You Think? by Joel3(op): 6:31pm On Jun 26, 2016
When a song spends for weeks on number one
spot in Billboard Hot 100 chart, it tells us
something. By the looks of it, almost all the
tracks from Drake’s last album ‘Views’ is on
the Billboard Hot 100 list. Among them “One
Dance” had bee quite dominant of the charts
around the world. “One Dance” is the 12th
track on the ‘Views’ album and features
Wizkid and Kyla on different parts of the
song.


Song Review and Meaning of “One Dance” by
Drake



Kyla gives the introduction to the song.
Baby I like your style


Surprisngly enough, this line has been taken
from Kyla’s “Do You Mind ” track released in
2008.

Drake comes in for the first verse of “One
Dance”.

Grips on your waist
Front way, back way


Drake is grinding on his girl to the music, with
his hands on his waist. ‘Front way, back way’
is when you switch your position during a
dance–from facing front to the man to facing
back to the man–allowing Drake to grind on
her.


You know that I don’t play
Streets not safe
But I never run away
Even when I’m away


The singer is in it for the long haul. As much
as he gets dirty with her on the dance floor,
he expects to continue the dance of life with
her ’till death do us part’.

Drake doesn’t want to leave her alone. The
world is a cruel place. Drake has to travel a
lot, but even so he is always with her.


Oti, oti, there’s never much love when we go OT
I pray to make it back in one piece
I pray, I pray


What does “oti” mean? Genius.com has an
interesting view on the word “oti” used in “One
Dance” by Drake. They say;

In Yoruba (one of the Nigerian languages that
Wizkid speaks), there’s some great wordplay
going on that English listeners will miss. See,
“oti” means “no,” but “ọtí” (that’s oti with a short
o and a rising i) means “liquor.”


Well, in a more simpler sense, ‘OT’ stands for
overtime-which means a person is usually
working beyond normal hours. Drake says it’s
a tough life balancing work (extended hours)
and a relationship. The love ceases. Usually
when he travels, he often prays to get back in
one piece-because there’s literally a million
ways you could die just right now, reading this
review (I pray that don’t happen though!).
Hook of the song lives up to it’s expectations.
I can’t get the hook out of my head.


That’s why I need a one dance
Got a Hennessy in my hand
One more time ‘fore I go
Higher powers taking a hold on me
I need a one dance
Got a Hennessy in my hand
One more time ‘fore I go
Higher powers taking a hold on me


Drake is requesting her lady friend another
dance before he leaves for his OT work. He
admits that he’s got a liquor bottle in his
hand and the buzz is talking to him. ‘Higher
powers’ mean that little voice that speaks to
us when we are drunk. And that little voice is
telling the singer to do things and he is
obeying the voice (“taking a hold on me”).
That can’t be a good thing.

Verse 2 follows after the bridge by Kyla.


Strength and guidance
All that I’m wishing for my friends


Drake wishes strength and best wishes for his
friends.


Nobody makes it from my ends
I had to bust up the silence


‘Ends’ here mean an area or hometown. In that
context, Drake says there’s very little people
who have succeeded from where he is-Toronto,
maybe? He could just be meaning the music
industry or the general world of success for
that matter. When he made it to the
international music arena, he broke the silence
of the music game in his ends, and possibly
woke up other talents with his noise.


You know you gotta stick by me
Soon as you see the text, reply me
I don’t wanna spend time fighting
We’ve got no time


Again, back to his love life, Drake says he
wishes his better half would stick by him
through all the rough patches. He doesn’t
want to bother his conscience by having to
wait for a reply for a text. Life is short, enjoy
the little time you have, and enjoy the even
less time you have with your loved ones.
The hook of “One Dance” repeats again.
Wizkid gets his own verse here;


Got a pretty girl and she love me long time
Wine it, wine it, very long time
Oh yeah, very long time
Back up, back up, back up and wine it
Back up, back up and wine it, girl
Back up, back up, back up and wine it
Oh yeah, very long time
Back, up, back up and wine it, girl


The singer and his lover has been loving good
for a long time now. They enjoy their dancing-
especially the Afro-Caribbean moves and
beats-quite similar to music of “One Dance”.
‘Wine it’ is a sexy dance move popular in the
Afro-Caribbean regions. It’s a sensual hip/
butt movement in a circular motion.

‘Back up’ is yet another term used in dancing,
where the woman faces her back to the man
and draws in closer and closer to the man,
touching his body.
Kyla and Wizkid combine their voices on the
bridge of “One Dance” occurring next.


Tell me
I need to know, where do you wanna go?
Cause if you’re down, I’ll take it slow
Make you lose control
Where, where, where
Where, where, where, where
Oh yeah, very long time
Where, where, where
Back, up, back up and wine it, girl
Where, where, where, where
Cause if you’re down
Back up, back up and
Cause if you’re down
Back up, back up and
Cause if you’re down
Back up, back up and


First 6 lines are done by Kyla. She asks where
is this relationship taking them? And if the
guy feels not comfortable with her yet, she will
back down and take things slow. And in the
end when they do get together it will be
fireworks. This annotation is done ignoring
obvious sexual innuendo in these two lines.
The hook hits up one more time and “One
Dance” comes to an end.

“One Dance” is a smooth track-much like most
of Drake’s work. The lyrics are simple and up
to the beat and the music is just fascinating.
We do find the obvious Afro-beats mixed in to
the track and it just works.

Before we leave you, we would like to present
to you some amazing covers done by fans to
“One Dance”. Some are acoustic covers and
some are dance covers. Enjoy!
Conor Maynard does some amazing covers to
almost all the hit singles.




source
www.justrandomthings.com/2016/06/08/drake-one-dance-lyrics-review-song-meaning/
PhonesRe: MTN Missed Call Alert Service by Joel3(op): 3:37pm On Jun 26, 2016
Dan42:
NAh free?
what does it takes for one to read all this? you are seeing free and still asking.
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Foreign AffairsRe: 7 Friends Died While Trying To Take Selfie by Joel3(m): 1:43pm On Jun 26, 2016
lalasticlala. is there anything Nigeria could learned?
HealthRe: Psychiatric Doctor In The House: Advise On Psychological And Mental Health Issue by Joel3(m): 9:35pm On Jun 25, 2016
BrightEye

then you need to be placed on rehab. a withdrawal method i think. if you stop it without a train specialist in physiatrists you will have yourself to blame suicide will be your only option. I am still scared for withdrawal from my prolonged use of antidepressants. I am planning on that before this year runs out. you have to wait for the original poster to help you out.

Physical Medicine and Rehabilitation (PM&R) physicians, also known as physiatrists , treat a wide variety of medical conditions affecting the brain
CelebritiesRe: APF: Drake Spotted In South Africa To Shoot One Dance Video by Joel3(op): 9:07pm On Jun 25, 2016
CelebritiesAPF: Drake Spotted In South Africa To Shoot One Dance Video by Joel3(op): 9:03pm On Jun 25, 2016
File: Rapper Drake was filmed at Lanseria Airport by a fan. Photo: AFP / Glyn Kirk.


JOHANNESBURG – Award winning Canadian rapper Drake has been spotted in South Africa.
Drizzy, as the musician is affectionally called by his fans was filmed at Lanseria Airport by a fan.
His arrival in the country has been low key with fans on social media speculating about a music video shoot.

In the video - which has since gone viral - the rapper slightly waves to greet the fan who sounded star struck.

CelebritiesDrake Breaks UK Singles Chart Record With One Dance Ft Wizkid & Kyla by Joel3(op): 11:20am On Jun 25, 2016
Drake has achieved a notable feat by having the longest-running UK number one single since legal music downloads began counting towards chart positions.

The rapper topped the singles chart for an 11th straight week with One Dance, his collaboration with Wizkid and Kyla.

His continued dominance means he, not on-off girlfriend Rihanna, now holds the record for the longest-running chart-topper of the 21st Century.
Her 2007 song Umbrella was the last record to achieve a double-digit reign.

One Dance held off a midweek challenge from French producer Kungs, whose remix of Cookin' On Three Burners' 2009 track This Girl was at number two.

Justin Timberlake's Can't Stop the Feeling remained at number three, while Calvin Harris and Rihanna's This Is What You Came For was at four.
In a top five identical to last week's countdown, Drake and Rihanna remained at five with their collaboration Too Good.

Top five singles
1) Drake ft Wizkid and Kyla
One Dance
2) Kungs vs Cookin' on Three Burners
This Girl
3) Justin Timberlake Can't Stop the Feeling
4) Calvin Harris ft Rihanna
This Is What You Came For
5) Drake ft Rihanna Too Good
Source: Official Charts Company
Further down the chart, Adele's Send My Love (To Your New Lover) rose 10 spots to 15 - its first appearance inside the top 20.

Britain's Got Talent hopeful Calum Scott saw his cover of Robyn's Dancing On My Own rise 12 places to 16, while Bastille entered the chart at 22 with new release Good Grief.

Radiohead back on top
In the album chart, the physical release of Radiohead's A Moon Shaped Pool sold enough copies to hold off a challenge from Red Hot Chili Peppers' The Getaway.

The band's ninth studio album originally topped the chart in May when it was released digitally, but bounced back from last week's 85th spot to reclaim pole position.

Rick Astley's 50, last week's number one record, dropped two places to three, while Nottingham's Jake Bugg was a new entry at three with On My One, his third studio album.
Coldplay, meanwhile, saw their A Head Full of Dreams album climb one place to five following their recent four shows at Wembley Stadium.

www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-36625486

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