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RomanceRe: Big Dilemma! Made A Mistake, How Do I Run Away? by joelsky(op): 11:54am On Apr 04, 2015
falconey:
any prob with cherubim and seraphim girls?

Trust me they are superb they can dance,love for life and they always possess big back side.
So u r dating one I guess tongue
falconey:
any prob with cherubim and seraphim girls?

Trust me they are superb they can dance,love for life and they always possess big back side.
So u r dating one I guess
RomanceRe: Big Dilemma! Made A Mistake, How Do I Run Away? by joelsky(op): 11:52am On Apr 04, 2015
Lala247:
Just change ur number or block hers undecided man up hun smiley
What! I use my number for business purposes... Moreover she has several other numbers she can use to call...
RomanceRe: Big Dilemma! Made A Mistake, How Do I Run Away? by joelsky(op): 11:49am On Apr 04, 2015
dharay99:
hahahahahaha, see ds man here o,

Why are u scared of her church.?
grin
I'm not scared ooo.. Just that I can't date a c and s member... My family are totally against it too.
RomanceBig Dilemma! Made A Mistake, How Do I Run Away? by joelsky(op): 11:29am On Apr 04, 2015
One of the Friends I made on 2go 4 years ago happens to be a cherubim and seraphim member.. I didnt know she was one until we became close.. She has been of help to me in so many ways. To cut the story short, I decided to use this election as an opportunity to go see her since her area (OSUN) was safe compared to kaduna State (i never knew GMB would win). Well, I don't have any form of feeling for her.. Just friends.. Unfortunately for me, she went thru my phone and read through my WhatsApp messages with another girl about her.. On the message there was a stage I mentioned 'not having any soul binding attraction to her'
I was guilty and sad for her seeing them. She was not happy too after reading them.. To cover up the mistakes I had to tell her on the day I was leaving that 'I loved her' when in reality I never really meant it.. She flatly turned me down that we remain just friends.. Well I am back in kaduna and she seems to have thought over the situation again. She wants a relationship now, she hasn't stopped calling and pestering me... What should I do now cos I don't want anything to do with a cherubim and seraphim ?...
Decent advice please
Christianity EtcRe: Age Falsification: How Do I Make Restitution? by joelsky: 2:02pm On Jan 18, 2015
NugesCapable:
I just got admitted, buh on my birth certificate my real age was dear, my jamb nd d bio data my real age z dere buh wen i went for my original waec result d year is plus 1... Wil dat affect me?
Brother, i advice you to write to WAEC requesting them to rectify your age. That should be a very easy decision for them since you haven't committed any examination malpractice offence (if you have done that, i mean if you told someone else to write for you (that result isn't yours then), or YOU BROUGHT IN FOREIGN MATERIALS INTO THE HALL . Please for the sake of your soul, just re-write another WAEC, when the result is out forward it to your university for re-verification before you graduate. I hope i have helped you on this.
If you are not still satisfied, don't hesitate to contact your pastor on the issue. Shalom smiley
Christianity EtcRe: Age Falsification: How Do I Make Restitution? by joelsky: 12:47pm On Jan 18, 2015
Restitution is a very serious issue. Many Christians don't understand what it means. It only they could understand 10% of what it means, to some extent we wouldn't be talking about corruption in the nation. I spent almost 2 years in bondage of guilt about the examination malpractice i took part in when writing WAEC. In fact it was just this week i became totally free. When i met my pastor, he told me "there is no condemnation to those who are in Christ Jesus". If I could amend my WAEC result, i surely would have had another headache with my tertiary school (my result would have been cancelled). He told me to go to God in prayer and ask for forgiveness and move on with my life. After praying i received real peace of mind that passeth all understanding.

My brother, i advice you go and see your pastor. You cannot handle it by yourself. (The most likely advice you would get from Him/her is for you to apply to the Nigerian Immigration and Migration Office in Europe, with God on your side you can fear nothing brother). If u don't Satan would keep using this as a means to haunt you down. I believe it is well with you. Shalom.
Car TalkRe: Photo: Warri Billionaire Ayiri Emami's Toys On Display by joelsky: 2:21pm On Jan 07, 2015
babyfun:
Too much money...... Lord, please make me so rich that Ayiri's wealth would be like a drop of water in my own ocean of wealth IJN... smiley
It is earlier for a call to pass through the eye of a new slept than for a..... U know better
PoliticsRe: Nigeria History with the "Organization Of Islamic Conference (oic)" by joelsky: 11:59am On Jan 02, 2015
dabossman:
Is Buhari the only Northerner with tendencies for Islamic fundamentalism? Or do you guys assume that power will never return to the North again? I'd be glad if you can answer this objectively.
Bros you need to be in the north and talk to a few northerners before you undertand how brainwashed they are to the concept of TOTAL ISLAMISATION OF NIGERIA... The recent bombings that took place when Yakowa was Governor of Kaduna State is no fluke. why has all bombs stopped since the Governor became a Muslim? ....
PoliticsRe: Nigeria History with the "Organization Of Islamic Conference (oic)" by joelsky: 11:57am On Jan 02, 2015
Maser:
To start with. I'm a christian, but to buy into cheap PDP propaganda is beneath my intellect. They've played this religious card severally against Buhari in the past and it worked because Nigerian's are very gullible. Fact is, there is a vicious campaign of calumny by the PDP political class against Buhari because they've stolen so much these years they've been in power and therefore are scared to death that Buhari's emergence as president destines them to long jail terms as he previously did. Let's not forget that corrupt politicians he jailed during his first stint are still very active players today and wouldn't fold their arms to let him emerge but would rather sling all sorts of mud at him through articles like this. Were it IBB (who by the way registered Nigeria in OIC), this sort of article wouldn't ever be written because they know it will be easy day for them.
Fact is, as a military head of state, you rule by fiat. You could give orders for Nigeria to be registered and it is done. But Buhari didn't do it because he didn't want to. Don't forget his regime was feared. If he had done it nobody would have coughed! Now question is, if he didn't do it as a military head of state, is it as a civilian President during which his actions would have to be vetted and approved by the National assembly that he could? As a matter of fact, constitutional issues like Islamisation would require both national and state assemblies for assent before any president could implement it.
Buhari addressed this issue sometime in the past and stated that he personally refused to register Nigeria in OIC during his time in office only for IBB to do it. But this is election time, therefore they made very 'clever' attempt to drag him into the background of an issue (he refused) because they know Nigerians are gullible and would buy anything dished out in the media without verifying. Quote me (MASER) in the future, "If Buhari fails to become president this time round, Nigeria would have lost a golden opportunity to snap out of an ominous cycle of corrupt govts and institutions for a very long time to come", and those of you gullible minds should always remember MASER said it. It happened in 2003 when I told friends they should go for GMB rather than OBJ, they refused and OBJ failed them and corruption continued grew, then again in 2011when he contested with GEJ and here we are today with"stealing is not corruption. Sorry people, "Every nation deserve the kind of leaders they get" said a wise fellow.
I now fully understand you are a Muslim..... under Buhari this nation is doomed... Please read the Turkish Invasion by Sultan Mehmet.... Islamisation thrives with bombs and violence.... whats happening in the North East is not a fluke... OIC is involved... open your eyes now.... I advise to Google "PASTOR BOSUN OIC" and you would be shocked with what is happening in Nigeria now.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria History with the "Organization Of Islamic Conference (oic)" by joelsky: 11:48am On Jan 02, 2015
Isiterere:
stale, I thought you're adding more salient fact.
I don't see realization of Islamisation under a democratic rule.

VOTE GMB/PYO

ALL IZZ WELL
Can you keep quiet for a moment. Have you heard about the Turkish Invasion by Sultan Mehmet .... It started this way... All these jihadists need to do is to bomb churches and christian gatherings while the President (if he is a Muslim) keeps quiet to the cries of the Christians while silently establishing moves to totally Islamise the nation. ....Open your eyes... This war (OIC/Buhari) is more than you think......
BusinessHilarious Ways You Have Ever Been Duped By A Customer.. Share Your Experiences by joelsky(op): 12:18pm On Dec 31, 2014
Have you every been duped by a customer before? .... please share your experiences. This is mine: grin

Yesterday, I can't just understand how dumb I was not to suspect a thief. A customer just came in to my shop to laminate. I asked where the documents for lamination are? He said i should use PLAIN SHEETS OF PAPER. embarassed Imagine i laminated 3 different plain sheets of paper. As I turned to pick the laminating film the sharp thief stole my phone, before i finished laminating the documents the told me he was coming back.... well he hasn't come back till now....

You are free to share yours.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nigerian Troops Kill Sheik Zakzaky’s Son, Others In Zaria by joelsky: 12:18pm On Jul 26, 2014
OVER 25 PEOPLE CONFIRMED DEAD[font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font][b][/b] ITS WORSE THAN U THINK.... TUDUN WADA TO PZ IS STILL A NO GO AREA.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nigerian Troops Kill Sheik Zakzaky’s Son, Others In Zaria by joelsky: 9:09am On Jul 26, 2014
I stay in Zaria.. for more than 3 hours there was constant gun-fires between Tudun Wada Area and PZ. A soldier was also killed... At least two people killed.. i don't know about the 40 injured sha.. Sahara reporters just over exaggerated.
Music/RadioRe: How Many Gospel Songs Do You Have On Your Phone? by joelsky: 12:20am On Dec 24, 2013
d'aromatique:
All my songs r gospel.... Specifically gospel rock.... Many dont understand y i luv d genre tho... they feel it doesnt portary xtianity..
you can not drink with the cup of Jesus and the cup of devils at the same time. Rock originated from the pit of hell.
CrimeRe: Wife Slits Husband's Manhood Over Food Allowance by joelsky: 5:08pm On Dec 23, 2013
Just imagine, she works in a 'bank'. There are different types of bank you know grin
SportsRe: Kenya Vs Nigeria - W-C Qualifier - (0 - 1) On 5th June 2013 by joelsky: 3:43pm On Jun 05, 2013
I fear for our performance at the confederations cup
RomanceRe: How Often Do You Call Your Lover? by joelsky: 5:35pm On Mar 25, 2013
gree-die:
everyday... and der is no rule dat says it has to be once a day.
ur username says it all.. 'greedy'.. Are you ready to fund his calls?
RomanceRe: Would You Deny Your Faith Because Of Love? by joelsky: 3:05am On Oct 04, 2011
Wouldn't try it at all, after the first 5 years, the lewd picture starts to set it, !
PoliticsRe: Nigeria: Blasts Hit Vice-president's Hometown, Zaria by joelsky: 12:34pm On Jun 02, 2011
I'm very sure this is with the consent of the big men in Zaria,

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