Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,162,722 members, 7,851,464 topics. Date: Wednesday, 05 June 2024 at 08:00 PM

Joes11's Posts

Nairaland Forum / Joes11's Profile / Joes11's Posts

(1) (2) (3) (4) (of 4 pages)

Jokes Etc / Re: Christmas Chicken Refuses To Be Killed (Hilarious Photo) by joes11(m): 3:58pm On Dec 25, 2015
searay:
Just as Nigerians will one day resist LIES from the "LYING FACTORY"

Merry Christmas everybody! Remember its all about Christ and not Chicken, Strong drink and FUNication

Politics / Re: Aisha Buhari Arrives Borno In Style. Picture by joes11(m): 8:38pm On Dec 23, 2015
Abeg help me tell them oooo
CharlesPhc:




She can even ride on the back of a donkey I don't care.

She must be embarking on an official trip which allows her to fly a Presidential jet.


editted..
Maybe I should let you know how much it cost the FG each time that jet is used. Where was the budgetary allocation for such trip to the "Office' of the wife of the President.

If they'd retained the 'office of the First Lady' or even at least 'office of the wife of the President' we will understand but in this hypocritical show, they claimed they have scrapped an office which indirectly still exist


Career / Re: Federal, States, Council Workers Groan Under Unpaid November Salaries by joes11(m): 7:56am On Dec 18, 2015
If they like let them pay. But whether or not, the children of God must survive
Adesiji77:

http://www.ngrguardiannews.com/2015/12/federal-states-council-workers-groan-under-unpaid-november-salaries/ lalasticlala, dominique
Career / Re: Federal, States, Council Workers Groan Under Unpaid November Salaries by joes11(m): 7:49am On Dec 18, 2015
Sharpen your brain dude, the diversication we are talking about started from the GEJ administration
Freshboi:
All of you should stop commenting like slow pokes. During Jonathan's era, we know that the price of crude oil - our major export was at its peak. During his 6 year rule, did we witness any positive change in our economy? Was our source of income diversified? It has been reported that the current price of crude is at its lowest in 11 years!
Take a chill pill folks. We are all affected.
Stop blaming our president for everything.

1 Like

Career / Re: Federal, States, Council Workers Groan Under Unpaid November Salaries by joes11(m): 7:43am On Dec 18, 2015
The worst of course
WOCKHARDI:
During the campaigns leading up to the elections, governor Amaechi boasted that " There must be CHANGE either for better or for worse ".
So which one do we have now?
APC e-Warriors answer me please.
Career / Re: Federal, States, Council Workers Groan Under Unpaid November Salaries by joes11(m): 7:39am On Dec 18, 2015
People actually thought they heading for a positive change but unfortunately got the negative
johnnycrew:
But sincerely APC are fulfilling their promises,they said CHANGE,either positive or negative,it doesn't matter.

1 Like

Career / Re: Federal, States, Council Workers Groan Under Unpaid November Salaries by joes11(m): 7:36am On Dec 18, 2015

1 Like

Politics / Re: Boko Haram Ambushed Soldiers In Maiduguri Scored Feared Dead by joes11(m): 10:02pm On Dec 17, 2015
It's true, he promised to lead the troop himself into sambisa and conquer the insurgents
Love Machine:
That was one of his campaign promises.

1 Like

Politics / Re: Boko Haram Ambushed Soldiers In Maiduguri Scored Feared Dead by joes11(m): 9:58pm On Dec 17, 2015
Na wa to you ooo Bros, you don finish the man na
Beehshorp:
Please am sorry for calling Buhari a dullard and a dunce please Apc forgive me av come to see that Buhari deserves better dan all dese names I call him please av pity on me I never realised I was mistaken for not adding


Hopeless,useless,clueless,visionless,pathetic, old man

2 Likes

Politics / Re: Photos From Shiite Protest In Niger State Today by joes11(m): 11:17pm On Dec 16, 2015
What ignorance are you talking about?
damton:


Shey buhari is responsible for your ignorance too
Celebrities / Re: Agbani Darego In Bikini In China (Photo) by joes11(m): 9:38pm On Dec 13, 2015
Useless guy
Brymo:
fine gal.
Romance / Re: How Man And Woman Can Make Each Other Happy (photo) by joes11(m): 6:07pm On Dec 13, 2015
Na wa to you oooo
Abbykem:
We are not asking for much nah! Girls don't want much from you except your time, attention, space, food, shirts, fun, bed covers, dick, passwords, credit cards, life nd soul? Is that too much undecided undecided
Politics / Re: Pictures From Shiites-Army Clash In Zaria, Many Feared Dead by joes11(m): 7:51pm On Dec 12, 2015
crosbreaka:


So the punishment for blocking roads is death!

When will soldiers attack Pentecostal churches for blocking the Lagos-Ibadan Expressway?

I once left Lagos in the morning to arrive Ibadan at 11pm. That is almost twelve hours journey. Yet no one was shot.
were they shot because they blocked a major road? Anything in your brain?
Politics / Re: Pictures From Shiites-Army Clash In Zaria, Many Feared Dead by joes11(m): 7:38pm On Dec 12, 2015
GspotAngela:
Last Year, soldiers from the 176 Special Forces Battalion, the special operations element of the Brigade of Guards, killed three of Sheikh Ibrahim Zakzaky's son. Few weeks ago, Boko Haram insurgents detonated a suicide bomb during their procession, killing several memebers of the Islamic Movement.

Let it be known, that the Shi'a in Nigeria have been victim of government and insurgent repression from the days of the regime of late General Sani Abacha. Today, they have been extra judicially killed again by the NA under a flimsy excuse of an attempted assasination of the COAS

The major violent clash the shi'a were involved in was between them and Izala Moslems in Nigeria few years ago which was precipitated by Shi'a practise of cursing Aisha(RA) and the companions of the Prophet(SWA), a practise that has been condemned by the Supreme leader of the Islamic Republic of Iran, Ayatollah Ali Sayyid Khomeni, in one of his fatwas.
Na u Sabi Mr defender
Business / Re: Oando Kano Selling Fuel In Polythene Bags by joes11(m): 4:17pm On Dec 11, 2015
Change indeed
ndlife:
op what state is that,ok u say kano, hausa? is in thier blood.
Family / Re: 5 Disadvantages Of Marrying A Man Who Can Cook by joes11(m): 9:45pm On Dec 10, 2015
I beg help me ask them ooo
Politics / Re: Sani Bello At Stamford Bridge Watching Chelsea Vs Arsenal Match (Pics) by joes11(m): 1:24pm On Sep 20, 2015
Space for sale
Politics / Re: Boko Haram Ambushes Buses, Kills Passengers by joes11(m): 1:21pm On Sep 20, 2015
judiciarypalava:

Mr Buhari, "we are already negotiating with BH"

Dogara, "We should forgive BH"

Buratai, "we have defeated BH"

But the killing continues, and the chant for one Nigeria and Aluta change continues amidst lopsided appointments and fight against corruption.

Buhari, please do not lead us to chaos like in 1985.
There is no truth in APC.
May God help Nigeria

7 Likes 2 Shares

Politics / Re: Boko Haram Ambushes Buses, Kills Passengers by joes11(m): 1:15pm On Sep 20, 2015
ewosk:
eyah when will these senseless killing end
Snake trainer abeg work harder to stop this oo
hehehe Or bring some of ur snakes to sambisa, they might help u know

2 Likes

Celebrities / Re: Davido’s Girlfriend, Sira Kante, Flaunts Her Boobs In Sexy Photos by joes11(m): 9:28pm On Sep 15, 2015
Cutehector:
Well, she aint bad....






Ashawo
Politics / Re: Frustration, Anger In APC Over Buhari’s Ministerial List - Daily Independent by joes11(m): 6:35pm On Sep 15, 2015
APC NEVER SEE ANYTHING
Politics / Re: I’m “reasonably Satisfied” With Buhari So Far — Obasanjo by joes11(m): 6:11pm On Sep 15, 2015
Bevista:
I have my reservations about OBJ, and the more he stays away from Aso Rock, the better for PMB.


True talk
Politics / Re: Boko Haram Militants Seize Damaturu Maiduguri road...PREMIUM TIMES by joes11(m): 2:05pm On Jul 11, 2015
;Dsaid Baba
Politics / Re: Jonathan Returns To Nigeria From UK After A Month Vacation - Punch by joes11(m): 11:05pm On Jul 07, 2015
[/b]
Clerverly:
[b]So We Should All Run Away, Because One Useless Never-Do Well Drunkard of an ex President Is Returning Home?


Anyway, Ask Me To Stop Eating When He Returns All The Billions Of Dollars, He and His Shepopotamus Of A Wife Stole From Our Common Patrimony!
Clerverly:
So We Should All Run Away, Because One Useless Never-Do Well Drunkard of an ex President Is Returning Home?

Anyway, Ask Me To Stop Eating When He Returns All The Billions Of Dollars, He and His Shepopotamus Of A Wife Stole From Our Common Patrimony!
Clerverly:
So We Should All Run Away, Because One Useless Never-Do Well Drunkard of an ex President Is Returning Home?

Anyway, Ask Me To Stop Eating When He Returns All The Billions Of Dollars, He and His Shepopotamus Of A Wife Stole From Our Common Patrimony!
WATCH UR TONGUE ELS U GET BURSTED
Politics / Re: Keep Praying For Buhari – Jonathan by joes11(m): 9:15pm On Jul 05, 2015
ABIOLAXYZ:
GEJ my mentor





Buhari promise to finish Boko harram in a month.....what is happening
I wonder oooo

1 Like

Education / Re: Which Switch Lights The Bulb? by joes11(m): 8:43pm On Jul 05, 2015
slimderek:
Yellow
Doesn't take a genius to figure that out
slimderek:
Yellow
Doesn't take a genius to figure that out
slimderek:
Yellow
Doesn't take a genius to figure that out

Them no get work
Family / Re: Men Can You Do This For Your Wife Or Girlfriend? Photo by joes11(m): 9:49am On Jul 04, 2015
Ahmed0336:
If I dont take care of her who will? grin
Ahmed0336:
If I dont take care of her who will? grin
Ahmed0336:
If I dont take care of her who will? grin
I agree with u my brada
Politics / Re: Boko Haram Leader Arrested In N’djamena, Chad by joes11(m): 5:15pm On Jun 30, 2015
JJKADRY:
I wonder oo
Na today? e don tay we de hear so

1 Like

Foreign Affairs / Re: US Gay Marriage: Robert Mugabe Asks Obama's Hand In Marriage by joes11(m): 12:58pm On Jun 30, 2015
I just pray president Buhari will not go n sign dis rubbish in US






God help us
Politics / Re: Heads To Roll As President's Anti-Corruption War Kicks Off by joes11(m): 8:38am On Jun 29, 2015
Generalkorex:
Oya na
But make food dey 4 common man to chop ooo
Romance / Re: 5 Most Sincere Ways To Behave Around A Lady by joes11(m): 8:30am On Apr 25, 2015
I agree with u
Romance / Re: 5 Most Sincere Ways To Behave Around A Lady by joes11(m): 8:29am On Apr 25, 2015
buygala:
6- Never promise her marriage when you don't mean it..... If you wanna fucck her for free, please do it any other way... if you promise her and break the promise without any fault of hers, I don't need to tell you that Sango and Amadioha know your house address angry


7- Never introduce her to your family if you know that the relationship is merely a fucck festival and nothing more ..... in other words, don't give her hope of marriage by your conduct undecided


8- If she provokes you so much that you feel like beating her, just walk away from her and make yourself scarce until you feel less angry, and thus more capable of rationally handling the situation... DISPLAY YOUR FIGHTING PROWESS ON YOUR FELLOW MEN, IF YOU MUST angry... But beating her for whatever reason should be religiously avoided smiley


(1) (2) (3) (4) (of 4 pages)

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 49
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.