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This will wow you.

This is a wonderfull post.

Hello, pls has anyone asked about the change of course form, I need information about it for a friend, what's happening please?

Beware of Pastorpreneurs, yes.. Oh you know them already.. They lurk in around trying to gather enough fame and respect that will lunch them into greater places, they have occasioned the grace of God for their own bellies alone. It is hard to correct them, they won't even listen. They bring the word of God to their people as if it were a product being advertized, and so they approach you first with the words philosophy or psychology and then one very wise saying before the now settle on Gods word. They garnish it with all the decoration to the extent that it looses its essence and power, which should change lives, but it confuses the more. They take great pride in how deep and profound they can know and dissect scriptures meanwhile their flock are finding it hard to fully express basics. Beware, they have a special way of making offerings, which were it in business they will be called 419, but with the cloak of religious fantasia, people are decieved.
This is what God has done, He has quickened his people to be alert in heart and mind and to watch and contend for the pure unfeigned faith. They literarily buy and sell in Gods house, that which God has given freely. They envied true men of God and even study their lines and preaching techniques, not giving a chance for the Holyspirit at all. Easily given to strife, lovers of filthy lucre, comparing themselves by themselves, fools on the pulpit.
How serpentine are their ways that it is sometimes hard to know. We have the Spirit that descerns all spirits, descern spirit behind everything, you can know the truth that sets free, you can be set free.
God will cause their fountain to seize, he will lock the flow of their utterance, their counsel shall sound as foolishness even to the ears of the crude and great shall be the fall of their high and mighty edifice. Let God be true.

Wrong time for unicef to do research na.. Don't you see that they are on holidays.. LOL..

horpeyemmi66:
DavidDinah, I sincerely feel empathy for you. Brilliant score and awesome grades, you should have made a provision for circumstances like this.

I believe that an O' level result isn't a proper test of knowledge or way of creating a proper delineation between the sane and retarded.

I also had a similar issue after Secondary school way back in the day. I had a D7 in Physics WAEC( I had more of Bs than As and few Cs ), which for me is a major pre-requisite to becoming a Physician.

I was alarmed, thankfully I sat for NECO.

In NECO I had a C5 in Physics, which was the saving grace. Infact I had Cs all through and just a B in Agric.
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I would not like to mention any monicker in here, but this is some persons Achilles heel in this Admission process; but here you are scorning and replying with silly Innuendoes.

Very derogatory.

...David, I hope and pray you find a way out of this Labyrinth, since we've now crossed the Rubicon of the UTME.

Warmest regards...

BRos abeg.. Na who find your trouble for here.. Jus tell me.. I go handle am..with broken English.. You no need to talk much ehn,,

Guys.. This might sound funny, but is the registration of biodata really ending today..

Pls I need answers ASAP..

Help a bro who wants to help another Troublesome Brother...

Thanks..

DrHost:
Pls what the chances of someone applying with poly ibadan nd upper class in civil engineering

Great chances, with prayers... Lots of prayer

Keep it up guys, I'm following this thread for someone who also intends to get into UI, I must say from the level of preparedness I see here that, the Majority of you must make it, as it were I plead that any information about the procedure for the PUTME should not be kept.
This is funny, I'm am actually a student of UI, but I also know that your wires are higher than ours when it comes to getting info, when in ui, u'll understand. (Books books n books). All we pride in is the experience we have gotten.
With that said, I pray the Lord helps us. All.

Are there DE applicants here? I have some experiences that might answer ur questions.

What happened to this page?.. Is there any info about when ui will begin to call for submission of biodata for the post utme?

Weldone, Sunshine Corpers.. Don't forget your sun-glasses.

Oya.. Church tactics

I fear she might get fat.. too fat..

somehow I still doubt if his going to run in this election..

my own is, weather its PDP or ApC, poo wey dey smell go smell... where ever it is.

If this same guys are changing name of party.. what ever they have in mind, that they will still do. if they couldn't Chang it in PDP.. they can't change it in APC either.

can some please confirm this stuff.. now I'm hearing about a monthly 50,000..
abeg Mod front page this thing na.. I tot I'll find it FP.

I hope it has become glaring enough to us all that these recent series of suicide attacks by BH with yong girls within the ages of 16 and 18 are actually forced suicides bomber. They are using the *kidnapped girls'. one by one.

hard to say... but true.

They will surely pay with there blood and smashed skulls.

Nigeria will stand.

Amen o

Parlegrandpa: Tru talk jare broda bt u sef no dey com online #no offence
Tanks a lot for d best info so far, we ar gr8ful

yeah, abi.. but na Christmas break I take na.. ..lol..

It is well..

Hi everyone, Hearty wishes for a brighter Year to you all, I pray God showers his favour and grace upon us all, and also give strength to us.

Second batch was said to be release by January and clearance feb. I express my faith with you all waiting. To those already admitted, please be informed that absconding this thread will only mean ingratitude and unfareness. If this thread helped you, then stick with it to the end, rather turn silent.

Let's keep it always alive, and share informations as well as encourage one another.

Happy New Year guys.. All the best this year.

Any News of when PV signing will be in your locality? Abeg indicate o, na for to take helep all dose corpers wey travel to know when to return o.


Unto sey we dey count days, me Stll get runs to do o, na speed I dey pray for o, much work in short time.

Happy New Year ppl*

Here in Akure..

Well ppa work was so demandin, couldn't try a job, but a few things I did (and still doing) are
1. I taught at a Church Sunday School..
2. I engaged in CDS personal projects.
3. Learnt a little bit a soap making.. And made some cool cash from it.
4. Thought myself "HTML"..Lolz.. Quite easy.
5. Made friends..

Its still on.. Till Feb. More things to do.. No time again o.

fatimar5: The 2nd Batch will be released after the 1st batch clearance and that will be around January cos they will be going on December Break. And resumption is likely to be around June for us according to a reliable source at the admission office. So no panicking if you hvent been admitted the second batch you might get lucky just trust God.

Seconding what fatimar said, I got info today that more students are going to be admitted by January, Consequently, I implore those still waiting not to give up yet. It gets better.

Please when will the next agbami scholarship commence, and please can anyone help with information on how a direct entry student can apply ..

Thanks.

Artery: Hwfar 4rm ur end?

my end is fine o thanks, and yours?

It is well.. Things can only get better.

I hope by now we still agree that there are only 2 Universities in Nigeria.. ;DI hope by now we still agree that there are only 2 Universities in Nigeria..

Its amazing to see someone bring up this issue to NL and I am so happy.

Dear OP,

This is not for you to be scared, but as Apostle Paul, (whom you must have read about) said, I wouldn't have you IGNORANT."

So also, do not ignore the gifts of the Holy Spirit. This act which you described, happened to me too, and I tell, I have gotten far beyond even my expectations. Even the things I couldn't pray about in (beyond my understanding) I saw them materializing. I found peace praying in the Holy Ghost so much that, I tagged it my first Language.

Rom 8:26-28 describes one of the wonderful reasons why this invaluable gift was given to us believers, and I believe it is more applicable to this case of yours (there are more uses).
"Also the Holy Spirit helpeth our infirmities, for we no not what to pray as we ought to, ... With groaning that can not be uttered'..

The Lord grant you light. And strength.

Hello Guys.. I just wanna join Akin in his attempts to calm the tension in this thread, I'm sure this would help(I don laugh taya)

Children Are Quick and Always Speak Their Minds
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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using the tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

(I Love this child)
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
MILLIE: I is...
TEACHER: No, Millie...... always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand......
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TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's.. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No sir, It's the same dog.

(I want to adopt this kid!!!)
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher ..

Please share your laughter, don't be selfish with it..
Sorry I meant information.. *#laughing out#

''Fountain Heights'

...And the cycle goes again..