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#GodWin. evil shall never befall us again IJN Amen.
#GodSaves. not Threats!

ControlX:
Shatapp... u bloody Camerounian

spew out some more trash boy"!

my IMO, my own personal IMO state. hmmmm all dis desperado PDP guys, beware oooo

the k- leg of this news looks like that of the op.

bros u sure say u get work coz u mentioned not any job or wok yet u crying u luckless. free dat girl ioii coz she has notin to do with ur problems .

Tallesty1:
Hmmmmmm.

I think there is something wrong with watching it.

As a Christian, I would say that Porn is satanic. I don't know if you or the op is a Christian so I want you people to know that I speaking from a Christian perspective.

First, isn't watching porn a way of promoting our daughters who are in the trade? Would you want your own daughter to act porn? If No is your answer then why? Because it is bad I guess.

Secondly, The film is edited, so none of the stuff that gets in the way in real life sex gets shown, you can't do those positions and derive pleasure, no guy can give that many orgasms in few minutes, no guy is getting all that good sex.

Porn stars are trained, and even have to shoot 100 times in order to get the position the director of the pornagraphy orders. All the orgasms, porn stars use the majority of the time are fake. A husband or wife after watching and getting a disappointing performance from his/her spouse might resort to cheating just to experience what they watched in porn movies.

A lot of people will talk about motive and moderation but is there really a good way to do bad things?

It is not uncommon for frequent porn watchers to actually have trouble enjoying their spouse, and actually require the extra excitement of porn to be satisfied when the spouse fails to satisfy them. Some engage in self-service.

If your sex life is boring, sit down with your spouse and talk about it. You may find that they feel the same way you do and the two of you can work together to create a more interesting sex life.

Your relationship is doomed and your sexlife bleeped when you rely on porn to get aroused.

nice comment bro. U spoke of being a Christian, but premit me to say that you too use condom. Is condom usage "christiantious"?

Just got me thinking. Is it right to watch porn with your spouse or rather erotic softcore movies? Candid ând matured opinions please.

arsetalks:
Crying can never cease in your life. You deserve as much hurt cry as possible. A liar like yourself should cry endlessly and be in constant emotional and physical pain. All the time.

Pathetic liar. When did GMB say he will make the jerk's administrator ungovernorable?

I wonder how you people feel comfortable lying this much.

May your crying continue, endlessly and not cry of joy but that of pain and anguish. Oloriburuku aki danidani brother ode.

u be capital mumu and ode.

Railway is to train as dis act is to benue. No long tin

Honestly I know that religiously(Christianity) speaking it is a sin for one to indulge in masturbation as a pleasurable act. But I also know that sometimes when men come to diagnostic laboratory for sperm examination, they are asked to produce the fluid. In some instances, some that are married will go home with the container while the single ones mostly excuse themselves for some minutes in the lab's toilet so as to get their fluid. Now can this act be seen as a sin?

runzlord:
proof

ur head there.

Brymo:
See lie, that you can use to defend ur p.hd thesis.

ur own Na to de always say " Na lies" u think all what u see here are lies?

runzlord:
everybody wants to make fp by force. smh

dis no be matter of FP bobo. its real dude!!

rokiatu:

the "curviest rokiatu on NL" its no lies.

richommie:


report d eff to your uncle


#YOLO

I no wan catetcater between husband and wife bro

Honestly my instincts were right. I just came to Abuja to visit my uncle and what I was even imagining before I came is now staring me in the face. They have been married for WO years now and they have no issue. The way the wife calls me even before I came to Abuja was suspecting. Just yesterday when my uncle left for his office, the wife came into the room I was staying and asked me to help her fix her phone that it wasn't browsing. I obliged. The way she came very close to me was so sexually provocative. But I endured. The crux of the matter was while I was taking my bath she entered the bathroom and was like " pls I want you to make love to me". I was flabbergasted! I'm a sex freak but I told her to give me sometime to think bout it. Honestly I'm confused right now. Should I just make love to her? Should I just let her be? Should I just tell my Uncle? I'm confused!

APC all d way. Hit like if you know PDP has rested in peace. Sai APC!!!!!

babyosisi:
Where did you read 31 years?
You see why WAEC records massive failures year in year out
March 31st translates to 31 years?

baby osISIS you too harsh naaaa. Take am easy ooo. Na ur fellow lady she be ooo.

darlenese:
31 years
Really
U look A Lot older than dat sha


Congratss, may God bless ur new age!

haaaaa Darling Darlenese no be 31years OP talk, na 31st March oooo.

ifegy:
*This is generally applicable information; you may need to modify it for your circumstances. For instance, if it's a really small, local airport dealing with just a few flights a day, things may not be as strict or structured as in a bigger, busier airport.

-Go to the airline website and check in for your flight online ahead of time, today or early tomorrow, if you can-- will save you time at the airport and possibly save you from not getting on board, if the flight is overbooked

-Print out your boarding pass so you know your flight number, departure time, boarding gate, boarding time (note: different from/earlier than departure time!)

-Head to the airport early. Give yourself time to get there about a couple of hours before the flight, at least. You never know what might happen with traffic, or when you get there, especially since you haven't done this before

-Don't forget your passport/travel ID (since it's a local flight you might not need a passport)

-Head to the check in counter for your airline, at the airport; get a luggage tag for any luggage you're checking in (i.e., anything that's not hand luggage) and drop off the checked luggage there. Try not to over-pack your checked or hand luggage, or you might have issues with overweight luggage.

-Go through security. There should be signs directing you to where this is. Or just ask. You may have to take off shoes, coats, etc; so bear that in mind when dressing- wear stuff that's easy-on-easy-off

-No liquids or gels in your hand luggage unless they're really small (for international flights, at least; not sure if that applies to domestic)

-Keep a eye on your stuff as it passes through security (if it has to go through an x-ray machine, for instance); you want to make sure everything that goes in, comes out

-No metals in your pocket (keys, jewellery) in case you have to pass through a body scanner while passing through security. Metal will beep, and you may have to undergo another scan

-Find your gate. There is normally a counter around tehre. Sit close to that counter so you can see and hear clearly when boarding is announced-- the speaker system may not be optimal.

-If you think you'll be hungry, you can take stuff like snack bars, chocolate bars, granola bars (not sure if that's available there)-- basically, stuff like that is not likely to be confiscated. There may or may not be places to get food once you get past security (eg if the airport is really small). You'll have to get water once you get past security, though.

-Get on board (hopefully flight is not delayed). Put your hand luggage in the overhead bin or under the seat in front of you. Fasten your seat belt. Listen to the safety instructions. Enjoy the flight!

well said bro. Thanks.

Please I have a friend that wants to board. Flight for the first time. Is there anything that he needs to know beforehand? Candid advice please folks. (Local flight to Lagos).

deeptechcool:
Mama Piss, now that you are gone, you should rest in peace.



Sai Baba, Sai Buhari.

grow brains.
asking a living being yo rest in peace?
chill dude!

medicine after death.
###*** but wait oooo, sometimes it can cure death ooo.

politics and political parties are like LovePeddler. use and decamp.

times r hard.
#suicidaltendencies

Atmmachine:
That money can't even feed me for 2 months.
C'mon, we talking about 7 million naira = 9 thousand U.S dollars

why should it? checkout your signature Mann!

needless fighting a lost battle. let them live to fight another day.

fear NORTH. God is in control.

all is well. many lives have been saved by the humility and gentleness of GEJ. I remember April 2011 when it was so glaring that CPC lost, lives were lost even before the final announcement.
#GEJIsAtrueDemocrat
#GodblessGEJ
#GODBlessNigeria
#HopeGMBBringsTheMuchHypedChange
#onelove

there own de always dey different. everything always over..

#GodBlessGEJ
#GodBlessNigeria
#GEJisatruedemocrat

GenBuhari:
Why would Boko Haram be advertising their hiding place by painting thier logo everywhere?

There is a grand deception.

Boko Haram are Chadian troops and our government is colluding with them to clear Nigerian territory for them to later annex, in order break up Nigeria as ordered by Nigeria's masters America and Europe.

Thousands of innocents Nigerians are being massacred so that America can achieve its objective of breaking up Nigeria in 2015.

dont be deceived , see my signature below:

always typing poo. Grab sense for once. #patheticSignature of urs.