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some topics aren't supposed to be on FP. I no even understand Wetin dem de try relate.

Logicalmindy:
Nigerians are so wicked.

pls mind d way u talk. are all Nigerians wicked??

Tallesty1:
You didn't include the Giraffe Guy.

He is tall like a tower.

Comes when the hall is almost full.

Finds his way to your front.

Sits and blocks you completely.

And you end up watching his head instead of the game.

gaskia from ur name " talleststy1" I think, just thinking u r dat GIRAFFE GUY. Nls take note....

nice concept. we Don de try#small small

how does dis affect d price of a cup of garri? none of our business.

whic kind nonsense jamb question be dis op? who de hold am back? to return am sef Na long process. make him just burn am for him kitchen.

PhockPhockMan: Go will give me better one.

amen oooo my bro. *God

dat TV looks like 14 inches op. no offence meant ooo.

elkhalifah: Thumbs up to u girls..far beta dan heart breaking super eagles [color=#770077][/color]

shoooooo
no be gals oooo. Na boysss. u de game at all so?

de way wey dem de talk cal money did days ehh, nawa ooo. but if Na me wan make dem lend me dat kind money now dem no go gree.

anyways : serves d SAN right.

eating out is sometimes good. just b mindful of where u eat out side. and always maintain eating there most times.

Sermwell: Why are girls not commenting?? Or didn't they bedwet as kids? And why is oga seun not sharing his own experience?

65 % of gals r lucky not to hav experienced it. like my sister didn't for once.

honestly Na prayers stop my own. Aldo Na maybe 3 or twice in a week I de bed wet. how person fit take stop adult own(as in bedwettin seed.)

tufiakwa!!! not again oooo.

glasmirow: good job

I thought st first u wrote Mouth Action, ..

aminu150: I dont believe it. Its all a ploy to divert attention from CANs president jet involved in arms smuggling. We are really doomed as Nigerians if we continue to accept this type of wickedness metted on us just for the sake of power. Please how is this possible suddenly the Nigerian Army is claiming victory, what has changed in the army please? CAN+PDP= Boko haram. This is why the government wants to divert attention from the private jet arms scandal to claims of victories in borno recently.

same mentality. no matter wat u do, a monkey still remains a monkey. even if u carry am go London.

aminu150: I dont believe it. Its all a ploy to divert attention from CANs president jet involved in arms smuggling. We are really doomed as Nigerians if we continue to accept this type of wickedness metted on us just for the sake of power. Please how is this possible suddenly the Nigerian Army is claiming victory, what has changed in the army please? CAN+PDP= Boko haram. This is why the government wants to divert attention from the private jet arms scandal to claims of victories in borno recently.

same mentality. no matter wat u do, a monkey still remains a monkey.

How Boko Haram leader, Abubakar Shekau was
killed – Investigations
on september 22, 2014 at 8:38 pm in news
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KINGSLEY OMONOBI-ABUJA.
Details of how Abubakar Shekau, the impostor
and leader of the Boko Haram terrorist group lost
his left in a shootout with Nigerian troops in
Konduga on Wednesday Sept. 17 emerged
yesterday with military sources disclosing that he
met his waterloo in an ambush reminiscent of the
type the sect had been using to hack down
Nigerian troops.
Vanguard gathered that when the first attack on
Konduga whereby hundreds of insurgents were
taken unawares and killed after over seven hours
of fighting and several of their colleagues, arms
and ammunition captured, the military
commanders strategically urged his captured
members to send a message to Shekau that they
(insurgents) have routed the troops.
Before the captured insurgents were urged to
make the contact and deliver the message, the
military commanders had promised them that
their cooperation would play a role in the level of
punishment to be meted to them after the battle
hence they felt reassured.
Also, the captured insurgents had disclosed that
Shekau usually moved in a convoy of cars painted
in military colours while he sits in a MOWAG
Armoured tank with Boko Haram inscription on its
front.
When Shekau was contacted, his captured men
spoke to him in Arabic, assuring him that they
had taken over Konduga, thereby giving him the
all clear to proceed from Sambisa Forest. To
convince him further, a set of his men captured
were told to sing the victory song in Kanuri
language they normally sing at the background.
Having convinced himself that the messenger was
his chief courier in such situation and the
message is authentic, he and his followers made
for Konduga, heavily armed with Anti-Aircraft
weapons, General Purpose Machine Guns, several
AK 47 rifles and other IEDS’.
However, on entering Konduga town, he and his
followers were encircled by strategically placed
and heavily armed Nigerian soldiers. Immediately
he contacted the messenger and discovered that
something was amiss, he ordered his followers to
start shooting in all direction.
This spurred the Army Commanders to give the
directive to open fire. When he discovered that
the fire power of the Nigerian Army who used
both Infantry and Artillery weaponry was
overpowering that of his men, he jumped out of
the MOWAG and made to escape.
But eagle-eyed Nigerian Soldiers spotted him and
opened fire in him, shattering his legs in the
process. It was learnt that he also received bullet
wounds in other parts of his body leading to his
bleeding to death.
Recall that Military sources had on Sunday night
disclosed that Nigerian troops scored a strategic
victory in the current battle against terrorists
operating in the North East on September 17.
The sources noted that during a desperate
attempt to capture Konduga in their delusion to
eventually marching on and capturing Maiduguri,
the man who had been mimicking Late Abubakar
Shekau in recent videos was feared to have been
finally killed.
The sources said, “It is getting more certain that
the terrorists’ Commander who has been
mimicking Shekau in those videos is the one killed
in Konduga on September 17, 2014.”
Affirming the development, PRNigeria sources said
the suspected demise of the Boko Haram leader
is responsible for the scattering of the sect
members in different independent locations in the
neighbouring countries, especially in Cameroon
noticed in recent days.
The security sources noted further that “the
process of confirming that the dead body we have
is the same as that character who has been
posing as Shekau is ongoing” adding “He is
definitely a prominent terrorist commander. I
don’t want to say anything about this yet
please.”
Another high ranking military source insisted that
the resemblance is too striking to be a
coincidence.
“They cited his facial marks, beards and teeth
apart from the recovery by the Nigerian troops of
some of the Armoured Vehicles and Hilux jeeps
that had featured in previous videos of the prime
suspect.
“The officers assured that the Defence
Headquarters will soon address the nation after
full investigation of their latest discovery”.
Meanwhile, the Defence headquarters yesterday
dismissed insinuation that Cameroonian military
personnel carried out raids on Boko Haram
terrorists into border communities in Nigeria.
According to a report posted on its twitter handle,
DHQ said “There was no raid whatsoever in any
part of Nigeria’s territory in pursuit of terrorists
as claimed in some reports allegedly quoting
Cameroon military authorities”.
“All operations ongoing in the environs of
Konduga & all associated border location within
the country are completely being undertaken by
Nigerian troops
www.vanguardngr.com

Macelliot: If: A B C D E F G H I J K LM N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z equal to; 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
Then H+A+R+D+W+O+R+K ; 8+1+18+4+23+15+ 18+1= 98%

K+N+O+W+L+E+D+G +E ; 11+14+15+23+12+ 5+4+7+5= 96%

L+O+V+E; 12+15+22+5 = 54%

L+U+C+K ; 12+21+3+11 = 47%

None of them makes 100%.
Then what makes 100% Is it Money? NO !!!

M+O+N+E+Y = 13+15+14+5+25= 7 2% Leadership? NO !!!

L+E+A+D+E+R+S+H +I +P =12+5+1+4+5 +18+19+8+9+16= 9 7%

Every problem has a solution, only if we perhaps change our "ATTITUDE".

A+T+T+I+T+U+D+E ; 1+20+20+9+20+21 +4+5= 100%
It is therefore OUR ATTITUDE towards Life and Work that makes OUR Life 100% Successful..

nice piece. but how does dis relate to d subject of discussion?. thank u

rozzay: I been think say na only me

so u de date person husband, he he he. stop oooooo. else even de husband u fit no see or even if u see, anoda gal go de service am for u on top ur bed . be warned!!!!!

.may God bless u all my nl friends. its not easy. my dearest sister died as if she was a criminal sentenced to death by firing squad. well God knows best. I pray her kids safety and God's guidance. especially as de begin to grow without their mother.may God bless u all my nl friends. its not easy. my dearest sister died as if she was a criminal sentenced to death by firing squad. well God knows best. I pray her kids safety and God's guidance. especially as de begin to grow without their mother.

Donmarrius: Any Igbo,still living in the troubled region,must be a fool.

just listen to yourself. u think its easy? u think if its easy most of us will still be here? anyways let me keep quiet and ...... (sobs).... my eldest sister was just innocently killed two days ago by dis insurgents. I'm Igbo. I'm not a fool. we are not fools. Nature made me belong here as it made u belong where u are now. learn to understand and Neva come up with irrational thoughts or conclusions. peace be with us all.

MY SADDEST SEPTEMBER 17 SINCE MY
INCEPTION.
I woke up with strings of smile, unbeknownst
of the stygian that was to becloud that day.
Of course I couldn't have known.
September 17 began to assume gloominess
when at first, a visitation I was suppose to
make never happened (I don't know why).
The stench of sinister continued; I was yet to
be struck. At about several minutes inside
three o'clock, my phone rang. It was a
message.(I had subscribed to news alert.
Perhaps this was a pointer to something
devastating that was imminent). I opened the
message, and one among the headlines read,
“SCORES KILLED AS GUNMEN ATTACKED
KANO COLLEGE." I needed no one to whisper
to me that the so called ‘gunmen' were Boko
Haramists. Far from actuality, I thought it
was a secondary school that had been
attacked. It never could have occured to me,
normally, that it was a College of Education
that was attacked. I was, still, yet to be
solvent in utter fear and disbelief.
A second sign of gloominess beckoned.
Johnbosco(My childhood friend) called and
asked me if I heard about the news involving
a boko haram attack. I replied in the
affirmative. He suggested that I call home
and abreast myself of the actual situation(I
later thought, after having got the news, that
he may have had the sad news; I wasn't sure
though. it was only normal to speculate
given the situation at hand).
As agreed, I called home. I dialled mum's
number and awaited her reception. Then, the
stygian became apparent immediately I heard
her voice; I was soon to be struck, though
not yet. I asked, to confirm the incident, and
she was positive about it. Then I asked why
her voice was pale and weak. I even tried to
answer for her by giving possibilities of cough
and cattarh. Of course, like a mother, she
agreed it was cough and cattarh; with the
intent of not disclosing to me the actual
stuation. She gave me clue. She said that my
sister was affected in the bomb blast and
that she had sustained an injury. I became
frantic and stifled. A farrago of thoughts
began to run criss-cross in my head. For
once, I was confronted by utter confusion.
Mum was hasty to end the call (Perhaps to
continue with her sobbing. I didn't know). A
thing that was unusual. Accordingly, the call
ended, rather abruptly. I was saddened
already by the news that my sister was
involved in the dastard incident. I was
gloomy thence. Calls from family friends kept
coming, and then I knew there was way more
to the story than I already know.
At about 11:02pm, my elder brother(who is
my roommate) called my eldest brother who
broke the devastating news to him, and him
to me. My blood curdled. I became mute(and
still have been mute). It was the imaginable.
Do I shout? Do I wail? I thought. My attitude
became a product of bewilderment. My sister
would now be addresssed with ‘was'; A word
that could never mean the present nor the
future. It dawned on me that I would never
see my sister again. I have been
psychologically battered since then.
I remember the four little kids she's left
behind, and I wail. I wail. How unfair life is.
How much they'll miss their mother, and the
entire motherly stuff. I can't help but cry. My
sister is gone forever. Forever! Good night my
beloved sister. May you rest in the bosom of
the Lord's. *sobs*
RIP my big sister.
written by my younger brother Hipolytus.

Bayern win d more.

it depends on the kind of bed wetting. if Na pee bedweetin Na interval waking and escorting to toilet. but if Na adult bedweting of spermatazoa, gaskia I no knw ooooo

LMAyedun: Too many kids on Nairaland.

yes mr adult. merci beaucoup sire

kbshow100: sorry fof you.

exactly wat I wanna hear

feel free to call her ekaete or jumoke. t think dat will do

poik: Now this has proven controversial-and timelessly too. It is common to witness altercations between people, one says he was disrespected, and demands express apology. The other says he didn't mean to be like that and therefore owes nothing. My question is, who should be handed the right of opinion here, baring factors like age difference, culture and others?
Talk to me, people.

wait ooooo. I'm I FTC?

tsolz84: Plague of the locust? I see some Christians screaming--" End time tins"

are u not a christian. u sound christientious.

thank God is not " millions of bee'. if not Na double wahala for dead body. n femi's voice.

dis is Hollywood.where movies are thoroughly criticised. dats y they always wanna give it their best shot. so dat at least Na small or small silly mistake u go see.