₦airaland Forum

stop being stupid.

sarrki:
The money a single local government chairman stole during Gej can keep and treat our president for 15years in the UK

Your attack is on pmb not his government

It shows hatred that you have for him

ur statement shows how dumb u are...mumu.

"Goodluck Ebele Jonathan" I so much love and respect this man for his humility.

next time just position ur condom close to ur bed even if no lady is visiting.

this nigga can't make a hit no more cos he ain't hot...but am looking forward to the "El chapo" track featuring Gucci Mane.

Mother's are priceless...cherish her always.

juman:
The writer of the article is a mumu in my opinion.

A man of above eighty years of age can never be one hundred percent healthy.

Even we that are some of his children age mates, some are not one hundred percent healthy.

The old man is suffering only from old age.

then let him quit...leave the seat for someone that is fit.

Naija is not America....f@$k that cheating h@e.

sontoly2:
I still don't know what a Phd holder will be doing with Npower, education has been messed up in this country.
The thing is that education is highly overated in Nigeria.

I'm telling u... education is overrated.

khalhokage:
It's not MTN's fault, o2tvseries' servers are slow.

its MTN's fault..they know what they did. use another network a and see how fast ur download will go.

allansie:
The mtn night data plan is always very slow to download from o2tvseries but other sites always download well...who else has noticed that?

u are right..i've experienced it.

I'll go with tablet...i fit chew like 10 pills then drink water than risk one injection for my Yansh. I fear injection like mad.

Adekamkpe23:
Jobless people, go and bring him from London

something is wrong with ur brain.mumu.

hazard has already conquered ligue 1 before he joined the EPL.

peteregwu:
And people hail him and call him a legend. they have celebrated him and carried series of concert on his behalf. but is it not foolishness to celebrate someone like this? What legacy did he leave for those looking up to him.....Is it to smoke gandi and wear pants everywhere in public? Rubbish!

ur comment make me laugh well...but I like the man though.

Darammliveth:
Haba,,,,, why would you say Hazard is better than Neymar??!!! Check their respective stats for the past five years. Both goals and assists Neymar is superior to Hazard even dribble and skills

hazard would do better in Barça than Neymar did. hazard is a better player than Neymar.

wicked buhari should just leave Nigeria alone.

Baba God Liveth.

FAT chicks.

Buhari is wicked... Mr integrity my foot.
Buhari and APC makes up the biggest fraud in the history of Nigeria.

buhari and APC are fools...buhari is a tribalistic wicked man. God will judge them all.

o2tvseries. com

Ehiscotch:
THAT IS A FAKE ACCOUNT.
LAI NEVER SAID THAT.
IT IS JUST FOR COMIC RELIEF.

even without that...they've turned the country up side down.

APC has turned this country into a big joke.
is a pity.

OMG!

ebukahandsome:
No be if you see am chop before you talk of duration

i dey tell u eh!

ur sentence tire me...i just no understand.

estheremma:
when i was about 10,my immediate younger bro was always so sicky,one day he was vomitting n our dad gave him Avomine(hope i spelt it right).he woke up from sleep disoriented n said,"all these money flying about,who owns it?",i pick serious race to my mums shop,i was really panting,i told her that kid bro had gone mad!when they came back,mum had to give him something to neutralize d drugs,he is married now,we still laugh over it

this story made me to laugh... see how am laughing n rolling all over my bed.

Decryptor:
When a corpse is brought to the morgue, the mortician ties bounds the hands and feet of the corpse together in order to make sure that it stays in that state before rigor-mortis (stiffening) occurs because if the hands and legs are spread apart, it might be difficult to bring them together up close again. After tying the body like that, the mortician begins the embalming process which involves draining the body of blood and introduction of chemicals into the body.

See that white equipment by the side of the body, that is the stuff for embalming. The pipes you see there will drain the blood out into one of the jars while the other jar will drain in Formaldehyde and ethanol into the body for preservation before it is transferred into the fridge!

MORAL: EVERYONE INCLUDING YOU READING THIS WILL PASS THROUGH THIS PROCESS ONE DAY! (Except for muslims tho)

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thanks...I never knew about the tying part.