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ebukahandsome:
No be if you see am chop before you talk of duration

i dey tell u eh!

ur sentence tire me...i just no understand.

estheremma:
when i was about 10,my immediate younger bro was always so sicky,one day he was vomitting n our dad gave him Avomine(hope i spelt it right).he woke up from sleep disoriented n said,"all these money flying about,who owns it?",i pick serious race to my mums shop,i was really panting,i told her that kid bro had gone mad!when they came back,mum had to give him something to neutralize d drugs,he is married now,we still laugh over it

this story made me to laugh... see how am laughing n rolling all over my bed.

Decryptor:
When a corpse is brought to the morgue, the mortician ties bounds the hands and feet of the corpse together in order to make sure that it stays in that state before rigor-mortis (stiffening) occurs because if the hands and legs are spread apart, it might be difficult to bring them together up close again. After tying the body like that, the mortician begins the embalming process which involves draining the body of blood and introduction of chemicals into the body.

See that white equipment by the side of the body, that is the stuff for embalming. The pipes you see there will drain the blood out into one of the jars while the other jar will drain in Formaldehyde and ethanol into the body for preservation before it is transferred into the fridge!

MORAL: EVERYONE INCLUDING YOU READING THIS WILL PASS THROUGH THIS PROCESS ONE DAY! (Except for muslims tho)

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thanks...I never knew about the tying part.

why dem come strap him hands and legs... there's more to this.

APC really fall hand yakata.

CoolFreeday:
Its not by party but personality.

National: Baba all the way,

State: Anyone or party

baba again
u no be better person.

wow... the women dey vex.
well,its better to act this way than to start sneaking around and fucking every dick and Harry for town.

u got the FAKE one... I'm using mine and I have installed lots of apps and games. I'm really enjoying the phone.go back and complain to ur dealer.

FortuneTeller:
Although I'm a woman, Number 9 is true. If I have any little "cold" or nasal sniffles, it will clear up temporarily during and immediately after sex.

yeah...same for me too.

Gobhanky:
I rem rick ross lyrics in smile
I went unconscious, I woke up to see my mama smile
She told me no more promethazine, that'll make her proud
Think about it, damn I had to think about it
Gimme a second, mama, lemme think about it

The same rick ross that rapped abt dope
In

he only said he'll think about it.

nice.

phintohlar:
Haaaaa is that how u use to do?

na lazy man style be that.

believe me...u don't need drugs or enhancement to satisfy ur woman. everything is within u... don't get too excited when u want to do it..engage in pre-intimacy...when penetrating don't rush it,if she's trying to go fast tell her to slow down.whenever u feel like cumming,pull ur Thomas out and press the tip of ur Thomas.
when u master this act, u'll be the one to decide when to cum or not.
it's amazing.

ariklawani:
,Money is good.

really good.

HisSexcellency:
Young man, those are celebrities....... Who is hushpupi

so it's a sin for a non celebrity to flaunt what he got? keep hating on a rich homie...huspupi keep making that paper and let the haters watch it pile up.

mikeycharles:
you know we Nigerians like amebo

i dey tell u...the guy is rich, let him flaunt it...the feeling u get when u made it out of the bottom..i want to experience it too..the feeling is priceless.anybody doubting the source of his wealth should report to EFCC.

HisSexcellency:

This is what you get when a poor man suddenly discovers riches, all he does is to prove to people that he is no longer poor. While the rich are thinking investments, the poor thinks expenditure...

How many times has hushpupi seen pictures of bill gates, dangote, Mark Zuckerberg, etc showing of their list of expensive clothes and shoes online. They don't have to prove anything cuz the whole world knows that they are rich.

Mayweather,50 cent, Jay Z, diddy,ronaldo too numerous too mention also flaunt their wealth...if u have it flaunt it...spend it... cos when u die u ain't taking nothing with you.

mikeycharles:
we don't even know his source of income

u don't have to know...just know that u r broke.

etzskillz:
bro dis is Nigeria no one care to know how someone get his dough, I just can't question God y he created me here

no mind am... he's just jealous cos he's broke.

IdeyFindWife:
nice one, keep up the hustle bro, gonna pay off.

but, until this guy's source of income is really known, as people do in sane environments and better countries, idgaf about his so-called wealth.

people just hail, and follow what they don't know around f0olishly all the time in naija.

what are u waiting for?call EFCC na...jealousy fit kill u o.

vedaxcool:




See video

that pic is like 4years ago.

Oblang:
Wait for fayose to release his purported pictures...

buhari has turn Nigeria into a laughing stock.

vedaxcool:
. Omo e pain am wella come enter am like pepper wey enter suya

we need video proof of buhari.. stop supporting Bubu for nonsense.

the face just collect some light punch.

Bobby no go kill person.

CoolFreeday:
people like you are the reason why we are still where we are as a nation.
Bitterness and tribalism will never help you, may God help you to overcome it.

u see ur self...just because u are in support of buhari u've refused to see the truth...buhari is a tribalistic bigot..or are happy with the way the country is? Buhari has come to save this country my foot.

simple...i love simple marriage like this.

Dudeweedlmao:
What is wrong with friends with benefit? Isn't that what most guys want but are to chicken shiit to admit

friends with benefits is different from being in the friends zone.

try not to fall for her Lil skim o..either she is trying to know the kind of person u are.dont let her know who u really are. if she ask u for money don't give it to her.

flexing Don dada...carry on dawggg.