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NYSC / Re: Nysc Program Cause Of Unemployment by johnemeka(m): 10:23pm On Aug 26, 2014
There is God oh!
Politics / Re: Problem Of Nigeria Is Indirect SLAVE TRADE. by johnemeka(m): 10:15pm On Aug 26, 2014
noblezone: OP,
As long as Nigeria is in existence, the different nations that made up the slave camp would not have the courage to take their destinies into their own hands.

is it that we will not be totally free?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Federal University Of Technology Owerri Postgraduate Programmes, 2014/2015... by johnemeka(m): 10:12pm On Aug 26, 2014
Ah after a stressful 5yrs B.Eng in FUTO.
Doing my M.Eng there am thinking about it...







FUTO is very good ok but stressful.
Politics / Problem Of Nigeria Is Indirect SLAVE TRADE. by johnemeka(m): 3:30pm On Aug 17, 2014
Nigeria is suffering from indirect SLAVE TRADE from the white man . This is crystal clear that they on announced to have freed us on the paper but on practice my dear they are still holding us down.

This morning as a result of my work in a petroleum company' s Terminal, i came in contact with the vessel that brings in our product (A.G.O).l was astonished with the size of this vessel. lt should be about 200feet long, 75feet wide and five story building on it.

Now my problem about this is that this vessel is specially built for product transportation only. Then how do you think on earth that the people,company and the country that has this vessel will allow Nigerian refinery to function, knowing that such an act will put them out of the business .They will always bribe our people to keep frustrating government effort in order for them to always keep us under their control.

l do not know how many persons that have witnessed how our people worship the white-man like God.lf you leave or work around the OIL & GAS FREE ZONE AREA in Nigeria you will notice what i just said now.ln most cases you will see a white man who has a qualification which is equivalent to OND he will be supervising people with HND & B.SC and B.Eng .They have contributed much to our under development so that they will keep controlling us.

Why do you think they give us loan?They give us loan to keep us under their check. How do you behave when you see whom ever you are indebted to when you were unable to pay within the agreed time?You feel like hiding right?Then that is equally how our leaders feel like in the hands of this people.

We all as Nigerian must come together and stop this kind of SLAVERY. We have made ourselves to be on the receiving side and this is not good for us as people.We solely base on importation from white man and in turn create job opportunity there and unemployment here,etc.

Please,Nigerians let us have a rethink and see how we can support our government to pull out of white man's indirect SLAVE TRADE!

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Religion / Re: Interesting Facts About The Bible!!! » » » by johnemeka(m): 1:48pm On Aug 17, 2014
Thank you for this inspirational write up.....
Business / Re: Free Tutorial On How To Make Money Using Fiverr.com by johnemeka(m): 9:04pm On Aug 01, 2014
l like this information...
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Incredible Watermelon Art! by johnemeka(m): 9:32pm On Jul 16, 2014
you are very creative....chii!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: List Of Fake Employment Companies. Stay Off Them. by johnemeka(m): 2:51am On Jul 16, 2014
HOMEK CONSULT in port Harcourt Rivers state.
Business / Re: My Bitter Experience Shopping On Ebay!!! by johnemeka(m): 3:49am On Jul 15, 2014
[size=18pt]What am ugly experience...ah![/size]
Jokes Etc / Re: Photo Of The Day: Nigeria Police Vs Evil Spirit by johnemeka(m): 4:52pm On Dec 18, 2013
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Career / Re: Subsea, Mud, Reservoir, Pipeline, Petroleum, Drilling Engineers & Supervisors Zone by johnemeka(m): 3:20pm On Dec 17, 2013
I want to make a career in oil drilling or servicing company and I need help from any of you.
I am currently working as a Logistics manager now.
I can even acept post of Roustabout...pls I need help.
Career / Re: Lawyers In The House Please I Need Your Help by johnemeka(m): 9:10am On Dec 17, 2013
Pls I need a female lawyer urgently for marriage. Am I B.SC holder in Engineering.She must come from igbo tribe and must be within estern Nigeria...08087931652
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Site Safety Advisor/safety Officer/safety Supervisor/she by johnemeka(m): 12:39pm On Dec 16, 2013
I am a SHE officer levels:1,2 & 3.
I really need a job ,I have B.Eng in Polymer & Textile Engineering from FUTO.
I have excellent knowledge in computer operations,Autocad Engineering,internet proficiency,etc.
Fashion / Re: What I Wore To My Sister's Wedding Yesterday by johnemeka(m): 4:14pm On Dec 15, 2013
10/10...
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: by johnemeka(m): 10:57am On Dec 11, 2013
I Am a graduate form FUTO.
I have completed NYSC
I need a female lawyer to marry within port harcourt but must be from igbo tribe,she must not be above 30yrs of age.
This must be before March,2014.
08087931652,
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Technology Market / Re: **PHONE SWAP CENTRE**SWAP IT NOW!!! pin:265DA560 or 08033923897 by johnemeka(m): 10:43am On Nov 23, 2013
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Technology Market / Heavy Equipment Hiring by johnemeka(m): 9:05am On Nov 18, 2013
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call us for all kinds of heavy equipment hiring,ranging from:
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2.Crane and motor crane
3.Safeloader trucks
4.Excavators
5.Low bed trucks
6.Flat trucks,etc.
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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Post Port Harcourt Jobs Here by johnemeka(m): 3:50pm On Nov 10, 2013
JC international at odilli Rd,trans amadi,Port Harcourt By LESUKA BAR
They are collecting RESUME/C.V
If you are withing there go and drop your own.they are into oil and gas services.
Good luck!

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Unadvertised Vacancies by johnemeka(m): 7:41pm On Oct 25, 2013
I have what it takes to move your organisation to get to and even exceed your target in a shorter time frame.

ACHIEVEMENTS
2013 As the President of Batch B 2012, NYSC Club of Essien Udim, I managed the organization and raised its attendance, Sensitization/Project programs and the Financial Strength to over 300% of what it were when I resumed office.

2012 As a member of the technical crew, Orientation Broadcasting Service in the 2012 Batch B NYSC Orientation Camp, Akwa Ibom, I introduced a more efficient way of connecting sound equipments which reduced connection bridging, hall-back sounds and improved sound production in the camp.

2010 As the President, Association of Polymer and Textile Engineering Students’ (APOTES), I built the largest notice board in F.U.T.O, and this helped the Department of Polymer and Textile Engineering in publishing student results without delay. I equally dialoged with the school management and reduced the students development levy by 75%.

2009 I introduced the use of first-Aid Box to Bencra Nigeria Enterprise during my Industrial Attachment program and this helped the company to save about 35% of the amount usually budgeted for treatment of workers injury.

2007 I was announced the over-all best graduating Student on the National Diploma with Grade point of 3.63/4.00 in Imo State Polytechnics, Umuagwo, Imo State.

2007 As the commissioner for Agriculture in the Students’ Union Government (S.U.G), Imo State Polytechnics, I worked hard to ensure effective co-operation between the students and the school farm manager during General Agricultural Practice (G.A.P) which were held once every week.

2006 I handled free Mathematics tutorial classes for all ND 1&2 Students of Imo State Polytechnics. This helped to improve that years Mathematics results for all the students and I was announced the over-all Mathematics best Student with score of 97/100.

EDUCATIONAL QUALIFICATION

2011 Federal University of Technology, Owerri. (Polymer & Textile Engineering),
B.Engr. (2nd Class Honour).
2007 Imo State Polytechnics, Umuagwo-Ohaji. (Agricultural Engineering Technology), National Diploma,(Distinction).
2003 Holy Trinity Secondary School, Umuocham Abanyi, Aba. (SSCE)

SKILLS

2013 ASIMACO COMPUTER
Autocad Proficiency (Autocad 2D & 3D)
2013 JOINT PROFESSIONALS TRAINING & SUPPORT INT’L Onshore Offshore contractors / Employee Quality, Health, Safety and Environment,(QHSE)
Certificate No: 0000833
Level: 3 of 3.
2013 JOINT PROFESSIONALS TRAINING & SUPPORT INT Onshore Offshore, Health, Safety and Environment, (HSE)
Certificate No: 0002628
Level: 1,2 of 3.
2012 Human Resource Development and Business. Investment Seminars.
2012 AFRIHUB (ICT Solution for Africa):
Computer Appreciation and Internet Utility (CAI).
2011 CADNETWORK COMPUTER ACADEMY
System Management and Maintenance.

I need a job within Rivers ,Abia or Akwa Ibom State.
Contact me on Kingchucks247@gmail.com or 08087931652

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Webmasters / Re: NEED ANSWERS PLEASE! What Is The Best(not Cheapest) Bulk Sms Platform In Nigeria by johnemeka(m): 9:26am On Oct 05, 2013
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Technology Market / Re: . by johnemeka(m): 1:45am On Oct 01, 2013
41k am in trans amadi.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: People With Flat-Foot Cant Be In The Military: Why? by johnemeka(m): 10:24am On Sep 29, 2013
The simple answer is that there is a vein that passes through that curved area and the millitary boot is desinged with that curve.If you have straigth footh,the curve in the boot will constrict or block that vein and make it defficult for blood circulation.when one is on parrade the heart tends to pump faster to push More blood for metarbonism to take place for energy release to carry out action.
Anyone with flat foot will not survilve millitary because once he stays long standing or on parrade with the boot he will feel dizziness and will faint.
During my NYSC service I learnt about this from the Nigerian Red Cross society.this is why any time someone faints, you are adviced to remove the foot wear,belt,cap,loosen up the cloth.
Enjoy!!!

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: VACANCIES @ JOBS.COM by johnemeka(m): 3:29am On Sep 26, 2013
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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: List Of Fake Employment Companies. Stay Off Them. by johnemeka(m): 8:20pm On Sep 24, 2013
House I got this message today.What should I do?


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Technology Market / Re: Scuit: Shop & Ship From China, USA, Dubai & UK (Express, Cargo & Shipping) by johnemeka(m): 12:48am On Aug 09, 2013
Well done pals!
@ Bizblock, you didn't even ask of me.
Well I know you have been busy.
I was sick but thank God am healed.
I will contact you ppl through mail for billing of my order.
My regards.
Technology Market / Re: New Hp Laptops @ N55,000 by johnemeka(m): 7:35am On Aug 01, 2013
yes.
Still available...
You can contact me.
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Technology Market / Re: New Hp Laptops @ N55,000 by johnemeka(m): 8:01am On Jul 31, 2013
55,000 is the price.
Thank you.
NYSC / Re: Nysc Program Cause Of Unemployment by johnemeka(m): 7:57am On Jul 31, 2013
Imanuelle:



can this not also be due to the fact that corpers are stuffed up into employable positions so as to pay them a paltry 19k and save cost ?
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Thank you for this point!
Jobs/Vacancies / 44 Ways Of Writing A Good Resume by johnemeka(m): 7:48am On Jul 31, 2013
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WRITE A GOOD RESUME AND GET YOUR DREAM JOB

Having a solid and effective resume can greatly improve your chances of landing that dream job. That is beyond discussion. How does one make sure that his resume is top notch and bullet proof, however? There are several websites with tips around the web, but most bring just a handful of them. We wanted to put them all together in a single place, and that is what you will find below: 44 resume writing tips.

1. Know the purpose of your resume

Some people write a resume as if the purpose of the document was to land a job. As a result they end up with a really long and boring piece that makes them look like desperate job hunters. The objective of your resume is to land an interview, and the interview will land you the job (hopefully!).

2. Back up your qualities and strengths

Instead of creating a long (and boring) list with all your qualities (e.g., disciplined, creative, problem solver) try to connect them with real life and work experiences. In other words, you need to back these qualities and strengths up, else it will appear that you are just trying to inflate things.

3. Make sure to use the right keywords

Most companies (even smaller ones) are already using digital databases to search for candidates. This means that the HR department will run search queries based on specific keywords. Guess what, if your resume doesn’t have the keywords related to the job you are applying for, you will be out even before the game starts.

These keywords will usually be nouns. Check the job description and related job ads for a clue on what the employer might be looking for. You can read more about resume keywords on the article Tapping the Power of Keywords to Enhance Your Resume’s Effectiveness.

4. Use effective titles

Like it or not, employers will usually make a judgment about your resume in 5 seconds. Under this time frame the most important aspect will be the titles that you listed on the resume, so make sure they grab the attention. Try to be as descriptive as possible, giving the employer a good idea about the nature of your past work experiences. For example:

Bad title: Accounting
Good title: Management of A/R and A/P and Recordkeeping

5. Proofread it twice

It would be difficult to emphasize the importance of proofreading your resume. One small typo and your chances of getting hired could slip. Proofreading it once is not enough, so do it twice, three times or as many as necessary.

6. Use bullet points

No employer will have the time (or patience) to read long paragraphs of text. Make sure, therefore, to use bullet points and short sentences to describe your experiences, educational background and professional objectives.

7. Where are you going?

Including professional goals can help you by giving employers an idea of where you are going, and how you want to arrive there. You don’t need to have a special section devoted to your professional objectives, but overall the resume must communicate it. The question of whether or not to highlight your career objectives on the resume is a polemic one among HR managers, so go with your feeling. If you decide to list them, make sure they are not generic.

8. Put the most important information first

This point is valid both to the overall order of your resume, as well as to the individual sections. Most of the times your previous work experience will be the most important part of the resume, so put it at the top. When describing your experiences or skills, list the most important ones first.

9. Attention to the typography

First of all make sure that your fonts are big enough. The smaller you should go is 11 points, but 12 is probably safer. Do not use capital letters all over the place, remember that your goal is to communicate a message as fast and as clearly as possible. Arial and Times are good choices.

10. Do not include “no kidding” information

There are many people that like to include statements like “Available for interview” or “References available upon request.” If you are sending a resume to a company, it should be a given that you are available for an interview and that you will provide references if requested. Just avoid items that will make the employer think “no kidding!”

11. Explain the benefits of your skills

Merely stating that you can do something will not catch the attention of the employer. If you manage to explain how it will benefit his company, and to connect it to tangible results, then you will greatly improve your chances.

12. Avoid negativity

Do not include information that might sound negative in the eyes of the employer. This is valid both to your resume and to interviews. You don’t need to include, for instance, things that you hated about your last company.

13. Achievements instead of responsibilities

Resumes that include a long list of “responsibilities included…” are plain boring, and not efficient in selling yourself. Instead of listing responsibilities, therefore, describe your professional achievements.

14. No pictures

Sure, we know that you are good looking, but unless you are applying for a job where the physical traits are very important (e.g., modeling, acting and so on), and unless the employer specifically requested it, you should avoid attaching your picture to the resume.

15. Use numbers

This tip is a complement to the 13th one. If you are going to describe your past professional achievements, it would be a good idea to make them as solid as possible. Numbers are your friends here. Don’t merely mention that you increased the annual revenues of your division, say that you increased them by $100,000, by 78%, and so on.

16. One resume for each employer

One of the most common mistakes that people make is to create a standard resume and send it to all the job openings that they can find. Sure it will save you time, but it will also greatly decrease the chances of landing an interview (so in reality it could even represent a waste of time). Tailor your resume for each employer. The same point applies to your cover letters.

17. Identify the problems of the employer

A good starting point to tailor your resume for a specific employer is to identify what possible problems he might have at hand. Try to understand the market of the company you are applying for a job, and identify what kind of difficulties they might be going through. After that illustrate on your resume how you and your skills would help to solve those problems.

18. Avoid age discrimination

It is illegal to discriminate people because of their age, but some employers do these considerations nonetheless. Why risk the trouble? Unless specifically requested, do not include your age on your resume.

19. You don’t need to list all your work experiences

If you have job experiences that you are not proud of, or that are not relevant to the current opportunity, you should just omit them. Mentioning that you used to sell hamburgers when you were 17 is probably not going to help you land that executive position.

20. Go with what you got

If you never had any real working experience, just include your summer jobs or volunteer work. If you don’t have a degree yet, mention the title and the estimated date for completion. As long as those points are relevant to the job in question, it does not matter if they are official or not.

21. Sell your fish

Remember that you are trying to sell yourself. As long as you don’t go over the edge, all the marketing efforts that you can put in your resume (in its content, design, delivery method and so on) will give you an advantage over the other candidates.

22. Don’t include irrelevant information

Irrelevant information such as political affiliation, religion and sexual preference will not help you. In fact it might even hurt your chances of landing an interview. Just skip it.

23. Use Mr. and Ms. if appropriate

If you have a gender neutral name like Alex or Ryan make sure to include the Mr. or Ms. prefix, so that employers will not get confused about your gender.

24. No lies, please

Seems like a no brainer, but you would be amused to discover the amount of people that lie in their resumes. Even small lies should be avoided. Apart from being wrong, most HR departments do background checks these days, and if you are buster it might ruin your credibility for good.

25. Keep the salary in mind

The image you will create with your resume must match the salary and responsibility level that you are aiming for.

26. Analyze job ads

You will find plenty of useful information on job ads. Analyze no only the ad that you will be applying for, but also those from companies on the same segment or offering related positions. You should be able to identify what profile they are looking for and how the information should be presented.

27. Get someone else to review your resume

Even if you think you resume is looking kinky, it would be a good idea to get a second and third opinion about it. We usually become blind to our own mistakes or way of reasoning, so another people will be in a good position to evaluate the overall quality of your resume and make appropriate suggestions.

28. One or two pages

The ideal length for a resume is a polemic subject. Most employers and recruiting specialists, however, say that it should contain one or two pages at maximum. Just keep in mind that, provided all the necessary information is there, the shorter your resume, the better.

29. Use action verbs

A very common advice to job seekers is to use action verbs. But what are they? Action verbs are basically verbs that will get noticed more easily, and that will clearly communicate what your experience or achievement were. Examples include managed, coached, enforced and planned. Here you can find a complete list of action verbs divided by skill category.

30. Use a good printer

If you are going to use a paper version of your resume, make sure to use a decent printer. Laser printers usually get the job done. Plain white paper is the preferred one as well.

31. No hobbies

Unless you are 100% sure that some of your hobbies will support you candidacy, avoid mentioning them. I know you are proud of your swimming team, but share it with your friends and not with potential employers.

32. Update your resume regularly

It is a good idea to update your resume on a regular basis. Add all the new information that you think is relevant, as well as courses, training programs and other academic qualifications that you might receive along the way. This is the best way to keep track of everything and to make sure that you will not end up sending an obsolete document to the employer.

33. Mention who you worked with

If you have reported or worked with someone that is well known in your industry, it could be a good idea to mention it on the resume. The same thing applies to presidents and CEOs. If you reported to or worked directly with highly ranked executives, add it to the resume.

34. No scattered information

Your resume must have a clear focus. If would cause a negative impression if you mentioned that one year you were studying drama, and the next you were working as an accountant. Make sure that all the information you will include will work towards a unified image. Employers like decided people.

35. Make the design flow with white space

Do not jam your resume with text. Sure we said that you should make your resume as short and concise as possible, but that refers to the overall amount of information and not to how much text you can pack in a single sheet of paper. White space between the words, lines and paragraphs can improve the legibility of your resume.

36. Lists all your positions

If you have worked a long time for the same company (over 10 years) it could be a good idea to list all the different positions and roles that you had during this time separately. You probably had different responsibilities and developed different skills on each role, so the employer will like to know it.

37. No jargon or slang

It should be common sense, but believe me, it is not. Slang should never be present in a resume. As for technical jargon, do not assume that the employer will know what you are talking about. Even if you are sending your resume to a company in the same segment, the person who will read it for the first time might not have any technical expertise.

38. Careful with sample resume templates

There are many websites that offer free resume templates. While they can help you to get an idea of what you are looking for, do not just copy and paste one of the most used ones. You certainly don’t want to look just like any other candidate, do you?

39. Create an email proof formatting

It is very likely that you will end up sending your resume via email to most companies. Apart from having a Word document ready to go as an attachment, you should also have a text version of your resume that does not look disfigured in the body of the email or in online forms. Attachments might get blocked by spam filters, and many people just prefer having the resume on the body of the email itself.

40. Remove your older work experiences

If you have been working for 20 years or more, there is no need to have 2 pages of your resume listing all your work experiences, starting with the job at the local coffee shop at the age of 17! Most experts agree that the last 15 years of your career are enough.

41. No fancy design details

Do not use a colored background, fancy fonts or images on your resume. Sure, you might think that the little flowers will cheer up the document, but other people might just throw it away at the sight.

42. No pronouns

You resume should not contain the pronouns “I” or “me.” That is how we normally structure sentences, but since your resume is a document about your person, using these pronouns is actually redundant.

43. Don’t forget the basics

The first thing on your resume should be your name. It should be bold and with a larger font than the rest of the text. Make sure that your contact details are clearly listed. Secondly, both the name and contact details should be included on all the pages of the resume (if you have more than one).

44. Consider getting professional help

If you are having a hard time to create your resume, or if you are receiving no response whatsoever from companies, you could consider hiring a professional resume writing service. There are both local and online options are available, and usually the investment will be worth the money.

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Technology Market / Re: New Hp Laptops @ N55,000 by johnemeka(m): 6:20pm On Jul 28, 2013
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