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Career / Re: Funny Pics Of How Some Management Treat Their Employees by johnemeka(m): 7:31am On Oct 06, 2015
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Career / Re: Funny Pics Of How Some Management Treat Their Employees by johnemeka(m): 7:31am On Oct 06, 2015
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Car Talk / Re: PHOTOS: Popular Abu Made Car Being Towed with Another Car by johnemeka(m): 9:20pm On Aug 27, 2015
why are we disgracing engineering...is Nigerian Engineers going forward or backward.
Can this TORTOISE be use for any meaningful thing?
Webmasters / Re: 7 Essential Features Of A Good Web Design by johnemeka(m): 2:53pm On Aug 14, 2015
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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Forte Oil Plc Recruitment by johnemeka(m): 3:11pm On Aug 10, 2015
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Politics / Re: Soldiers Get Treated To A Buffet In Damaturu (Photo) by johnemeka(m): 4:52pm On Jul 18, 2015
Passing by...
Politics / Re: Humility? Orji Uzor Kalu Caught On Camera Arranging Plastic Chairs In A Gatherin by johnemeka(m): 7:44am On Jul 08, 2015
My one time Governor.
Politics / Re: Pictures Of The Burnt Churches In Jos by johnemeka(m): 6:50pm On Jul 07, 2015
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Please RESIGN NOW!
Science/Technology / Re: 5 Inventions By Kids. by johnemeka(m): 7:03am On Jul 01, 2015
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Sports / Re: Fifa Paid Ireland To Stop Legal Action Over Henry’s World Cup Handball - BBC by johnemeka(m): 10:28am On Jun 05, 2015
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Webmasters / Re: 8 Things I Wish I’d Known When I Started As A Web Developer by johnemeka(m): 3:44pm On Jun 03, 2015
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Science/Technology / Re: Some Amazing Images Of Engineering. by johnemeka(m): 7:20am On Jun 03, 2015
Good job!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: PH Based Oil Companies, Their Addresses, Phone Numbers & Websites. by johnemeka(m): 9:42am On May 31, 2015
Thanks for this info...
Family / Re: I Can't Satisfy My Wife In Bed by johnemeka(m): 6:28pm On May 30, 2015
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NB:
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Things you must do:
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3.You must reduce your sugar intake.

4.You should improve your fruits intake. Fruits such as :water melon,Banana ,Avocado-pear,etc

kissing and romancing should take your early stage of time.

HAPPY MARRIED LIFE!

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Jobs/Vacancies / Engineering Job Vacancy by johnemeka(m): 4:15pm On May 27, 2015
Job description

Position Title: Lead Mechanical /Piping Engineer (PDMS modeling)
Reports to: Mechanical Static Discipline Head (Function
and Line)
Date: 12th May 2015
Position Description - Purpose
Lead Mechanical Engineer with vast experience in Plant Design Management System (PDMS), versions 12.0SP6 and E3D
to manage all the Piping & Mechanical Static - (PDMS) Plant Design Management System piping Engineering activities and deliverables for projects in SEDO and ensure timely completion to the required quality standards.
Position Description - Dimensions
Subordinates - Project assigned Discipline Engineers
Position Description - Roles & Accountabilities
• Create demonstrable value for customers by understanding their drivers and critical success factors.
• Leading and providing Mechanical Static /Piping (PDMS modelling) solutions across teams handling multiple project responsibilities.
• Maintain effective interfaces and relationships within/between disciplines, and peers in other project teams.
• Execute, with assigned resources, technical work for FEED and Detailed Design (designs, specifications, drawings, etc.) within designated Cost Time Resource (CTR) scopes.
• Ensure own discipline engineering and design work successfully delivered and appropriate review conducted.
• Carry out appropriate discipline and inter discipline checks and reviews of engineering and design work.
• “Responsible Engineer” (technical focal point) for equipment before and after purchase order liaising with the vendor, other disciplines, project services and Contracting & Procurement to ensure equipment is incorporated into overall facility design to specification, cost and schedule.
• Remain engaged in design issues throughout construction, commissioning and start-up.
• Capture/apply internal and external learning, including HSE improvements.
• Deliver continuously improving performance, benchmarked as top tier in the industry.
• Ensure the quality of technical work and the technical integrity, constructability, functionality, safe operation and reliability of designs.
• Contribute to excellent HSE performance throughout the engineering phase of the project life cycle.
• Ensure subordinate discipline Engineers time write, correctly to the project(s) each week.
Position Description - Special Challenges
• Many projects are executed in remote locations within Nigeria. Maintaining a good relationship with the client is critical to success of the (design) project and often requires visit to the site and/or client office.
• Be a team player where recognition of team performance as a whole is greater priority than projecting individual contribution.
• Demonstrate repeatability and constant improvement in projects across a broad range of geographic, technical and cultural differences.
• Develop/share best practices, work processes, systems and tools, based on experience gained in a portfolio of independent projects.
• Help develop a truly global Engineering, design and Project skill pool that effectively leverages knowledge and develops people across multiple regions amongst competing priorities.
• Be able to work in a team environment and handle multiple project responsibilities.
• Assuring that work and project promises are successfully delivered and appropriate reviews have been conducted.
• Be aware of and help establish/adopt new technology.
Experience and Qualifications Required
• Mechanical Engineering degree or equivalent
• Significant/substantial discipline engineering experience in the oil and gas industry. Vast experience in Plant Design Management System (PDMS), versions 12.0SP6 and E3D
• Member of a relevant professional institution
Key competencies required
• Needs to satisfy the minimum requirements defined by the Job Competence Profile of a JG 3 mechanical static Engineer and Piping.
• Should pass at entry, the competences listed for Technical Authority (TA) at level 3 in the Shell Group.
• Widely experienced in Plant Design Management System (PDMS), versions 12.0SP6 and E3D
Additional Comments
• Fluent in English, written and spoken.
• Ensure all team members comply with Shell Projects and Technology Quality Management System.
• Lead/ Prepare/ Apply HSSE Risk Management commensurate with Technical Authority Key Competencies as required for HSSE Critical Positions.
• Work in a multi-cultural environment.

Qualified Candidates should submit CV to winorac@winorac.com

Closing date for submission of CV is 29/05/2015


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Politics / Re: Group Asks Court To Stop Buhari’s Inauguration by johnemeka(m): 6:57am On May 27, 2015
why...?
Politics / Re: I’ll Sack The 22 APC Chairmen Elected In Rivers – Wike by johnemeka(m): 8:05pm On May 26, 2015
ok...i know.
Celebrities / Re: Eucharia Anunobi Takes Off Shoes During Ministration by johnemeka(m): 1:09pm On May 26, 2015
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Health / Re: Bad Habits Our Youths Pick Up From Eating Too Frequently In Cafeterias.. by johnemeka(m): 1:06pm On May 26, 2015
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Politics / Re: Akpabio Commissions Erosion Control Project In Akwa Ibom (photos) by johnemeka(m): 8:39pm On May 24, 2015
Good!
Properties / Re: Proper Analysis Of Design And Cost Of A Foundation Design For Bungalows by johnemeka(m): 9:05am On May 24, 2015
Thank you for the info.
Phones / Re: My Review Of Meizu Mx4 Pro. by johnemeka(m): 10:07pm On May 18, 2015
price please!
Celebrities / Re: Ini Edo Flaunts Her Sexy Boobs And Body In Bum Shorts by johnemeka(m): 10:28pm On May 17, 2015
ok....Too much money show up.





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Family / Re: Why Do Some Married Women Enjoy Their Husband Begging For Sex? by johnemeka(m): 9:53pm On May 16, 2015
The man does not satisfy her.








My girl begs me for $ex because i satisfy her every time it happens.
She drops up to 5 times and in most cases start begging me to stop that she does not want to release again ....

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Politics / Re: REPS Amends PIB To Include The Entire Country As ‘host Community’ Of Petroleum. by johnemeka(m): 3:36pm On May 16, 2015
I think its a welcomed development.
Politics / Re: My Successor May Not Consolidate On My Achievements – Jega by johnemeka(m): 2:15pm On May 16, 2015
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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 10 Helpful Tips For Graduates With 2.2. And Lower Grades by johnemeka(m): 6:59pm On May 13, 2015
Thank you!
Celebrities / Re: Zaaki Azzay Acquires New G-wagon Shows It Off On Instagram by johnemeka(m): 11:56am On May 13, 2015
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