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No abuse me o, I no like am o

Good for una. Drunk + Drunk = Drunkard

who told you I am requesting for a ransom, me I go kidnap to keep until I let go on my own o

Militant ke? Me I no be mili-anything, but I fit become kidnapper if you are a daughter to any first lady o, at least I go benefit in two ways

Thanks for this @poster,  now I know what to do

If my wife buys a dog, na sell I go sell am give calabar people quick quick

Who amongst the three is your mum? You are lucky o

An Igbo man who makes caskets was on his way to deliver one of the coffins when his car broke down.

Trying not to be late, he put the coffin on his head and began heading to his destination.

The Nigerian Police saw him and wanted to make some money of him, so they challenged him. "Where you dey carry that thing go?!"

Trust an Igbo man, "I no like the place where them bury me, so I dey try relocate".

The Police men all took to their heels!

and then African first ladies , ours.

Check out the difference between the first lady of the U.S. and her counterparts on this side of the world.

Please, how do I upgrade my P3 desktop system to a P4 system. Thanks in advance

[quote author=Aloy_Emeka link=topic=557333.msg7241458#msg7241458 date=1291063458]I didn't even know that he is still playing. Oruma is over 40.[/quote]

manuch:
THIS GUY IS ABOUT 50 YEARS OLD

If any or both of you are right about this guy, then how old was he when in played for Under 17 in 1993?  

Most of our football players forget that you can only age-cheat, you cannot really cheat-age.

Three senior FIFA officials who will vote on England's 2018 World Cup bid are alleged to have taken bribes in exchange for awarding lucrative marketing contracts.

The BBC's Panorama reveals that Brazil's Ricardo Teixeira, Paraguay's Nicolas Leoz and Cameroon's Issa Hayatou - who all sit on FIFA's executive committee - received payment from a Swiss sports marketing firm.

The BBC says Panorama's revelations, just days ahead of the 2018 decision being made, are in the public interest.

Tim Franks reports



Link: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-11869322

I will try that and see how it goes. But Thank you very much for making my day

All movies come and go with time, but there is no where to get them once they are out of the market.

I am looking for this movie "Matilda" (1996),
where in Lagos can I buy such old movies?

For me its

Avatar (The last air bender)
The incredibles
Justice League
Mulan
Exmachina 1 & 2
Batman
Shrek 1,2, & 3
and more ,

What models do you have in stock and what are the configurations, send to johnonline2005yahoo.com

ayshat:
Maids of nowadays, is not even adviceable for the madam to allow them communicate with there husbands. What i believe here is your wife is trying to protect you from housemaid’s temptation. And i believe she’s doing this out of jealousy.

So, what happens if she has to travel for a day or two, she will take the housegirl along abi? or she will ban her husband from going home till she returns, abi?

Sometimes when you try to cover or protect something too much, you will indirectly invite curious people to take notice of such, the husband may not even thing along the line of indecency with the housemaid in the first place, but with this over-protection, his curiousity will be roused and such create problems in the family.

afribeauty:
@mr crocro cork wot on earth did i steal 4rm u,u dey shout village girl,stil u no leave village girl 4village men. Crocro cork leave me alone o! Ehen

So, na you dey go steal dvd for Cork house. I know your house no. o

You see as you fall your own hand now, Mr. Cork actually thought you are the missing rib he has been searching for all this while. O ma se o (It is a pity)

Azedplus:
ARE YOU TREULY A MAN , I DOUBT THAT, HOW CAN SOMEONE TELL YOU NOT TO COMMUNICATE
WITH A FELLOW HUMAN BEING FOR SOME OUTRIGHT silly REASON AND STUPIDLY AGREED,
and u are here crying foul for help, next time your so call wife will tell u to disown your parent
u will keep dumb and later come here to seek suggestion, i wonder what your age is , do u
seek permission from here mum b4 sleeping with her, U R NOT RIPE ENOUGH FOR MARRIAGE.

My good friend, you really hit the nail on the head. @poster, U are not a man. You are still a boy, U are not ripe for marriage. U are a chi, chi, chicken.

(Emi laaye mi). In my own house? Lailai. Very soon she will restrict you from some parts of the house, so that you will not even see the housemaid again. What would have happened if what happened to your child requires immediate attention or being taken to the hospital, she will have to wait for 3 hours to tell madam, and you will be in the house. A crazy house indeed!.

You better step down from that your high horse and be close to all members of your family, the housemaid inclusive, stop looking down on people as if they are not born the same way you are.

I wish him the best in his choosing career. I hope that one day he will be able to contribute his quota to Nigeria sometime very soon.

The sonyericsson phone - Xperia X10 mini pro. Does any one know much it costs presently in the market?

Na you know mr. poster.

I can deduce from what you are saying here that you have never been to the Island where I work if you do, you will not see it from that point of view. Over here the babes are well built with all the curves and shapes jotting out proportionately. The jeans trousers (especially the expanding type) brings out the beauty of God's artwork on their bodies.

It is always the babes wearing skirts that have problems in my area, to climb okada - problem, to sit down comfortably - wahala, to jump gutter - problem, to run after buses - wahala, but with trousers, a babe can be as comfortable as anybody anywhere. There will not be any need to sit with one side of the boooty, no need of always pressing your knees together when sitted, no need of worrying if anybody is peeping at your undies while at your duty post etc. Trousers to me is a good thing