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OMG!  I beg, make una stop,  my ribs dey paining me o,  I don laff tire for here o.

Make una no vex if the moderator moves this thread to the joke section o.  It is so funny.  _{[s]Fist of fury, Run for your life ministry.  na wa for this country o[/s]}

12large:
decent ko disciples ni, this mumu player is not even good as orelesi talkless of echjile or taiwo. the guy resembles honeric so i would think that they are related thats why

Personally, I think the guy is ok. He has potentials, it is not every left back player that has such versatility. He is gud in defence and attack, he is fast and more importantly uses both legs.

ice234:
that guy is untested

Let us test him now

alamsdee:
why am I a Nigerian??

Would you be interested in being a citizen of Iraq. I have a friend that can help you nationalise to Iraq citizenship.

honeric01:
Is Amokachi the new technical adviser to the sport minister?

I wonder o

Pot calling kettle black

makajibbz:
He scored a goal! besides i dont like CR!
I think they shuld pause the award for dis year,none of them deserve it except maybe, only iniesta!

You must have been reading my mind, Andres Iniesta and Xavi Hernandez should win it from the lot of them, because there is nothing spetacular this year from my point of view. (In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is the king).

Funny enough, mama gee did not even consider Iniesta to be good enough for her list of nominees.

Though I am a barca fan, yet I love the idea of him being at Madrid.

He will bring more excitement to the la liga, with all his controversies, tactics, on & off field tantrums.  This is definately going to be very interesting.

Please somebody help me tell Guardiola to get Etoo Fils back to barca, or else even if he wins a dozen titles in one season, I will still not forgive him.

Wow! This forum is very good o

Its not quite an hour ago that I suggested this on the way forward for Nigeria thread, and Nigerians have carried it out immediately.

We need to be careful what we say on this forum o, because ,

Chineke

snowdrops:
how will the octopus improve nigerian football? to gaze into its crystal-eye balls and predict worse outcomes in future matches?

Oh my God! @snow; Please do not doubt the power of the spirits. Paul can see the future of every football community.

We can use paul to decide who will be better to manage the Nff, who is best to coach the Eagles, who and who should make the Eagles teams, etc.

Why are you guys disturbing yourselves?

It is a very simple thing. Just contract the boys to kidnap Paul the Germany Octopus and bring it to nigeria, and volla!!! Every thing will start working for us. (oh sorry I meant Octopus-nap).

Congrats in advance o, my sister!!! I wish yu all the best in your marriage.

For all those critics, some of you do worse than her when it comes to decency. Wether you like it or not she will get married to somebody one day for sure. "Monkey no fine, but im Mama like am". Go on so un jare.

1. Braveheart (Where Mel Gibson was betrayed by the person he trusted most).
2. Passion of the Christ (at the point of the hammering of the nail, Oh!, that cry of pain was too much for me to bear).

more to come later ,

We can do it. We can qualify.

If we stay focused. Though our qualification will rely on the outcome of the match between Argentina and Greece.

If Argentina can just beat Greece by 1-0 and we beat South Korea by 1-0 atleast. we are home and dry as the 2nd spot in the group. Any draw at all from any of the two matches will see us packing our bags.

I hope we can atleast get to the 2nd round, if not it is a big shame for Nigeria.

UP EAGLES!!! UP NIGERIA!!!

osigbemhe7:
hahahahahahah, dat was great. hope to watch more matches like that

You don't need to wait too long. Watch Nigeria vs South Korea tomorrow. It is going to be as explosive as this portugal match

My guy, this one na massacre o

I beg update your thread, na 7 - 0

make portugal pity dis guys abegggggggggggggggg

For how long shall we continue to deny the truth.

Let us give other people chance to run Nigerian football.  What exactly did Samson Siasia do wrong that his
coaching talents is being buried.

Let us start preparing for the next world cup from today.  Are these players the best our country(150 million people)can offer.

Whatever constitution these NFF is using to bar ex-footballers from contesting for post in the glass house in order to change things, should be scrammed.

Oh God. how I bow my head in shame.  How will I look my wife in the face today after all the boasts?

Higuain is gradually gunning for highest goal scorer.

Where is yakubu, I thought he said he will become the competition's highest goal scorer, he beta score four in the match against greece.  

@Illusion

I thank you so much for the observation. I have just rechecked and corrected the time zone, it is now in Nigeria Time Zone. Thank you so much.

Goooooooooooallllllll

Well for moi. I admire OpeLovely a lot. She's one lovely babe.

Please don't tell her or anybody else o. Let this be between me and you o.

Well, if it happens accidentally, even if she feels indifferent , I will feel uneasy about it. But if I can manage it, I would rather move away from her when I want to fart.

Do you know that sometimes I feel uncomfortable farting in the toilet, when someone else (be it a guy or gal) is occupying the next toilet. I try to slow it down and as noiseless as possible, I sometimes even flush the toilet to cover up the noise from the farting.

The World cup is here at last. Wishing the Super Eagles all the best during this great tournament. Up Eagles.

Cheers!!!

@na so

Are u telling me that you've not seen Lukman haruna play for his club?

Or his exploits with Rabiu Ibrahim in the under20s? Well, apart from his daft recklessness in their last match of the tournament which sent us packing.

He is a very good midfielder. but needs to be polished.