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Crime / Re: 17-Year-Old Girl Raped By 3 Guys, Aged 14, 16 And 24 by Johnnoah1st: 10:27am On Feb 21, 2020
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Romance / Re: I Need A Girl In My Life by Johnnoah1st: 10:00am On Feb 21, 2020
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Business / How Can I Registered And Get Verified On Betfair In Nigeria by Johnnoah1st: 8:28am On Jan 20, 2020
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Romance / Re: Nairaland Old Members Hangout Thread by Johnnoah1st: 4:51pm On Jan 09, 2020
Humanbeing1st:
remember those days of fun on nairaland when nairaland is so interesting, av been away for a while and couldn't recognized dis new monikers flowing around but I believe some will still be old members with new monikers. let have fun here.

mrcorck
adeh39
naijaboi
ladyboss
2chan
johnnoah1st
summarai
redgem
cherlene
wristbangle
Twaci
etc

huh?
who is dis transgendered 4gawd sake, u don't just mention a king without d proper ritual of majestically scratching a sword, now dis is an act of undercastination by ecromatin in a sacotalian of samotition evolizer.
Romance / Re: I Compliment A Girl And She Sent Me Dis.... by Johnnoah1st: 10:08am On Dec 22, 2019
Davash222:
Your words left her speechless.. She couldn't believe you could compose such sweet and romantic texts to her. This shows, you're way ahead of her. Nice one bro.
You're representing us well. We appreciate
tank u ojare, dos comments above don make me sideline d girl since, I never reply to d message, but I tink I can continue my tori now
Romance / Re: I Compliment A Girl And She Sent Me Dis.... by Johnnoah1st: 9:24am On Dec 22, 2019
TheSourcerer:
She's been Fvcked offline, move on my nigga
lol
Romance / How To Be A Playboy by Johnnoah1st: 10:27am On Dec 19, 2019
Av taken enough bullshit from ladies, I want to now be a playboy, pls wat book or or tricks required to get almost every girl I want
Only Matured minds should comment pls
Romance / Re: I Compliment A Girl And She Sent Me Dis.... by Johnnoah1st: 9:35am On Dec 19, 2019
Newguyhere:
Never compliment a girl you are interested in. Neg her instead.
how?

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Romance / I Compliment A Girl And She Sent Me Dis.... by Johnnoah1st: 7:53am On Dec 19, 2019
�� , I compliment a girl and she reply with dis emoji, what's d meaning of d emoji

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Crime / Re: Outrage As 70-Year-Old Rapist Is Jailed For 2 Days In Sierra Leone by Johnnoah1st: 11:35pm On Dec 20, 2018
watin be serria lone self? na club name for England leave conference north? am not understanding
Romance / Re: Pls Welome Me Back by Johnnoah1st: 11:46pm On Feb 24, 2018
na so nairaland people hate reach?
Romance / Pls Welome Me Back by Johnnoah1st: 10:41pm On Feb 23, 2018
after spending almost a year in mercury, DAT denied me access to d internet, am now fully back . tanks for ur congratulatory messages in advance
Romance / Re: But Why Do All Black Women Hate Kissing? by Johnnoah1st: 10:12pm On Sep 02, 2017
MrCork:




..bro do u no u can catch cancer for bleaching one portion of yorrr face....pls seek doctor help!!(no oofeense) undecided

Romance / Re: But Why Do All Black Women Hate Kissing? by Johnnoah1st: 10:08pm On Sep 02, 2017
MrCork:




...bro but y did u bleach only one portion of yorrr face....is this normal behaviour in Zaire? ((Shake My Head 7times))) undecided

Romance / Re: But Why Do All Black Women Hate Kissing? by Johnnoah1st: 10:00pm On Sep 02, 2017
MrCork:
...even ordddnarrrry*peck"...they don't give.

Please advise!
undecided

Crime / Re: Russian Woman Set Up By Her Nigerian Lover, Caught With Cocaine. by Johnnoah1st: 3:36pm On Aug 31, 2017
headies tryna develop vietnam again

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Career / Re: Physically Challenged Man Controls Traffic In Lagos (Photos) by Johnnoah1st: 2:13pm On Aug 31, 2017
life is a bicth
Politics / Re: Governor Akeredolu warns cabinet against taking new wives by Johnnoah1st: 2:11pm On Aug 31, 2017
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Crime / Re: Cannibal Arrested While Preparing Pepper Soup With Human Intestine by Johnnoah1st: 2:07pm On Aug 31, 2017
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Crime / Re: 13 Dead As Three Storey Building Collapses In Mumbai (photos) by Johnnoah1st: 2:07pm On Aug 31, 2017
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Crime / Re: Notorious Gang Member Arrested For Extra Judicial Killing Of Fulanis. Photos by Johnnoah1st: 10:26pm On Aug 30, 2017
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Events / Re: Two Sisters Wed Same Day In Lagos by Johnnoah1st: 9:41pm On Aug 30, 2017
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Romance / Reasons You Should Date A Stripper by Johnnoah1st: 9:49pm On Aug 29, 2017
I know a bunch of male and female strippers. It breaks my heart to hear their love stories. If you think your boyfriend treats you like shit, wait till you hear a stripper share her love-life struggles. Not a lot of people want to date strippers because of some preconceived dating notions or out of fear of public opinion. Most of our parents wouldn't approve of such partner choices either. The truth is, not ALL strippers have drug problems or are willing to exchange sexual services for money. They deserve a chance to be treated like normal human beings. So here are ten good reasons why you
should date a stripper.
1. They're confident
Confidence is hot. Strippers work on stage and have to take their clothes off in front of a bunch of people. It takes a lot of guts to be comfortable with being naked in front of strangers.
2. They're good looking
Most strippers are blessed with good looks, obviously. Having a hot partner is pretty exciting and is definitely a great thing.
3. They're sexy
Strippers exude sex appeal on a daily basis. Not only are they very sexual, they're also experienced in this department.
4. They make good money
Apparently female strippers make way more money than the male ones. Nevertheless, both still make more cash than an average human being.
5. They have hot friends
Strippers know other hot strippers, obviously. So your entourage will be very pleasant to look at and to be around.
6. They're not judgmental
People of this profession are so used to being judged, that the last thing they want to do is judge you. They're actually very kind and extremely open minded.
7. They're fun
Yeah, they're fun to be around. They want to live life and be surrounded by positive people. Give them a chance and see for yourself.
8. Other people will envy you
Other people will totally envy you if you end up dating a hot stripper. Let's be honest, they have perfect bodies. Imagine all the looks you'll be getting if you hit a beach together or something.
9. They're adventurous
If they pick this kind of career, I suppose they must be adventurous. They love all things risky and unconventional. It can be quite an exciting in a relationship.

10. %99 of ladies are wh*ore, who*res u see in nigth are Godly girls u see in d day, i was in nigeria sometimes ago in a strip club, after d show in the morning i waited in the car and guess wat? most of the strippers in the club dress innocently while leaving the club, so y dont u date someone open
11. They will boost your self esteem
Dating hot people will definitely set your plank high and stroke your ego. You will feel more confident than ever before, that's for sure.
By the way, I'm positive certain people will get offended because I'm using the term "stripper" instead of "exotic dancer" or something... I'm sorry.

Romance / Re: Describe Your Ideal Wife/husband by Johnnoah1st: 7:12pm On Aug 07, 2017
Mariinee:
Looool.
I don't have yet.
gosh! me too am single, but do u have d qualities above? maybe i can sample ur apple.
Romance / Re: Describe Your Ideal Wife/husband by Johnnoah1st: 7:05pm On Aug 07, 2017
Mariinee:
Kpele
iwo gan okun, describe urs naa
Romance / Describe Your Ideal Wife/husband by Johnnoah1st: 6:59pm On Aug 07, 2017
let describe our future partner


FOR ME

BEATIFUL GIRL: yes i nee a beauty



FIGURE 8: not too short, not too tall, not too thin, not fat


CHOCOLATE SKIN: i dont too much like yellow girl



INTELLIGENT GIRL: a girl who can contribute nicely to whatever plan we have not expecting me to do the thinking all the time


NOT TOO SOFT MINDED: i dont like girl who take shiit and i dont need a fighter, but a girl indepedent enough to react at the right time, not too soft not to hard 50/50%.

describe yours:::::::::

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Romance / An Important Qestions For Ladies And Guys To Answer by Johnnoah1st: 7:28am On Jul 16, 2017
please my teacher have been tolding me in school but have forgoted it an tommorrow is our exam, PLS WHAT ARE A NOUN? thanks.
Celebrities / Re: Powede Eniola Lawrence Gets Engaged (Photos) by Johnnoah1st: 5:59pm On Jul 15, 2017
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Celebrities / Re: Mark Zuckerberg Crashes Illbliss Video Shoot (video) by Johnnoah1st: 11:05am On Sep 07, 2016
who is illbliss? Here in jamaica we dont even knw illbliss we only knw healthybliss
Religion / Re: Ishaq Akintola Cautions CAN, Uses TB Joshua As Example by Johnnoah1st: 10:48am On Sep 07, 2016
islam and stupidity are like bread and butter so compatable

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Celebrities / Re: Photo Of Tiwa Savage And Humblesmith by Johnnoah1st: 9:24am On Sep 07, 2016
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