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Romance / Re: Pls Welome Me Back by Johnnoah1st: 11:46pm On Feb 24, 2018
na so nairaland people hate reach?
Romance / Pls Welome Me Back by Johnnoah1st: 10:41pm On Feb 23, 2018
after spending almost a year in mercury, DAT denied me access to d internet, am now fully back . tanks for ur congratulatory messages in advance
Romance / Re: But Why Do All Black Women Hate Kissing? by Johnnoah1st: 10:12pm On Sep 02, 2017
MrCork:




..bro do u no u can catch cancer for bleaching one portion of yorrr face....pls seek doctor help!!(no oofeense) undecided

Romance / Re: But Why Do All Black Women Hate Kissing? by Johnnoah1st: 10:08pm On Sep 02, 2017
MrCork:




...bro but y did u bleach only one portion of yorrr face....is this normal behaviour in Zaire? ((Shake My Head 7times))) undecided

Romance / Re: But Why Do All Black Women Hate Kissing? by Johnnoah1st: 10:00pm On Sep 02, 2017
MrCork:
...even ordddnarrrry*peck"...they don't give.

Please advise!
undecided

Crime / Re: Russian Woman Set Up By Her Nigerian Lover, Caught With Cocaine. by Johnnoah1st: 3:36pm On Aug 31, 2017
headies tryna develop vietnam again

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Career / Re: Physically Challenged Man Controls Traffic In Lagos (Photos) by Johnnoah1st: 2:13pm On Aug 31, 2017
life is a bicth
Politics / Re: Governor Akeredolu warns cabinet against taking new wives by Johnnoah1st: 2:11pm On Aug 31, 2017
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Crime / Re: Cannibal Arrested While Preparing Pepper Soup With Human Intestine by Johnnoah1st: 2:07pm On Aug 31, 2017
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Crime / Re: 13 Dead As Three Storey Building Collapses In Mumbai (photos) by Johnnoah1st: 2:07pm On Aug 31, 2017
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Crime / Re: Notorious Gang Member Arrested For Extra Judicial Killing Of Fulanis. Photos by Johnnoah1st: 10:26pm On Aug 30, 2017
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Events / Re: Two Sisters Wed Same Day In Lagos by Johnnoah1st: 9:41pm On Aug 30, 2017
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Romance / Reasons You Should Date A Stripper by Johnnoah1st: 9:49pm On Aug 29, 2017
I know a bunch of male and female strippers. It breaks my heart to hear their love stories. If you think your boyfriend treats you like shit, wait till you hear a stripper share her love-life struggles. Not a lot of people want to date strippers because of some preconceived dating notions or out of fear of public opinion. Most of our parents wouldn't approve of such partner choices either. The truth is, not ALL strippers have drug problems or are willing to exchange sexual services for money. They deserve a chance to be treated like normal human beings. So here are ten good reasons why you
should date a stripper.
1. They're confident
Confidence is hot. Strippers work on stage and have to take their clothes off in front of a bunch of people. It takes a lot of guts to be comfortable with being naked in front of strangers.
2. They're good looking
Most strippers are blessed with good looks, obviously. Having a hot partner is pretty exciting and is definitely a great thing.
3. They're sexy
Strippers exude sex appeal on a daily basis. Not only are they very sexual, they're also experienced in this department.
4. They make good money
Apparently female strippers make way more money than the male ones. Nevertheless, both still make more cash than an average human being.
5. They have hot friends
Strippers know other hot strippers, obviously. So your entourage will be very pleasant to look at and to be around.
6. They're not judgmental
People of this profession are so used to being judged, that the last thing they want to do is judge you. They're actually very kind and extremely open minded.
7. They're fun
Yeah, they're fun to be around. They want to live life and be surrounded by positive people. Give them a chance and see for yourself.
8. Other people will envy you
Other people will totally envy you if you end up dating a hot stripper. Let's be honest, they have perfect bodies. Imagine all the looks you'll be getting if you hit a beach together or something.
9. They're adventurous
If they pick this kind of career, I suppose they must be adventurous. They love all things risky and unconventional. It can be quite an exciting in a relationship.

10. %99 of ladies are wh*ore, who*res u see in nigth are Godly girls u see in d day, i was in nigeria sometimes ago in a strip club, after d show in the morning i waited in the car and guess wat? most of the strippers in the club dress innocently while leaving the club, so y dont u date someone open
11. They will boost your self esteem
Dating hot people will definitely set your plank high and stroke your ego. You will feel more confident than ever before, that's for sure.
By the way, I'm positive certain people will get offended because I'm using the term "stripper" instead of "exotic dancer" or something... I'm sorry.

Romance / Re: Describe Your Ideal Wife/husband by Johnnoah1st: 7:12pm On Aug 07, 2017
Mariinee:
Looool.
I don't have yet.
gosh! me too am single, but do u have d qualities above? maybe i can sample ur apple.
Romance / Re: Describe Your Ideal Wife/husband by Johnnoah1st: 7:05pm On Aug 07, 2017
Mariinee:
Kpele
iwo gan okun, describe urs naa
Romance / Describe Your Ideal Wife/husband by Johnnoah1st: 6:59pm On Aug 07, 2017
let describe our future partner


FOR ME

BEATIFUL GIRL: yes i nee a beauty



FIGURE 8: not too short, not too tall, not too thin, not fat


CHOCOLATE SKIN: i dont too much like yellow girl



INTELLIGENT GIRL: a girl who can contribute nicely to whatever plan we have not expecting me to do the thinking all the time


NOT TOO SOFT MINDED: i dont like girl who take shiit and i dont need a fighter, but a girl indepedent enough to react at the right time, not too soft not to hard 50/50%.

describe yours:::::::::

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Romance / An Important Qestions For Ladies And Guys To Answer by Johnnoah1st: 7:28am On Jul 16, 2017
please my teacher have been tolding me in school but have forgoted it an tommorrow is our exam, PLS WHAT ARE A NOUN? thanks.
Celebrities / Re: Powede Eniola Lawrence Gets Engaged (Photos) by Johnnoah1st: 5:59pm On Jul 15, 2017
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Celebrities / Re: Mark Zuckerberg Crashes Illbliss Video Shoot (video) by Johnnoah1st: 11:05am On Sep 07, 2016
who is illbliss? Here in jamaica we dont even knw illbliss we only knw healthybliss
Religion / Re: Ishaq Akintola Cautions CAN, Uses TB Joshua As Example by Johnnoah1st: 10:48am On Sep 07, 2016
islam and stupidity are like bread and butter so compatable

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Celebrities / Re: Photo Of Tiwa Savage And Humblesmith by Johnnoah1st: 9:24am On Sep 07, 2016
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Romance / Question For The Ladies by Johnnoah1st: 9:20am On Sep 07, 2016
bearded guy or a guy without beard which one do u prefer?
Romance / Re: Am Tired Of Been Heart Broken....i Need A Real Woman..who Is The Choosen One? by Johnnoah1st: 7:08pm On Jul 06, 2016
TizaBaibe:
Hey peeps.... Am not coming out for mr nairaland.. Am just sum wrongly treated dude who needs the right lady to hook up with for sumtin serious am 25 living in lagos... Nt rich.... Promise d best loving a nigerian guy can offer.... Dis aint a joke... If u think u want me n u understand divine arrangement... Think over it... Come get me
chase mone¥ and bitches will chase u
Politics / Re: Avengers Shift To Rivers, Bomb NNPC Pipeline In Eleme by Johnnoah1st: 6:52pm On Jul 06, 2016
Since dis expensive shiit kept on destro¥ing dere own land in d name of fighting d government i care less about dem
Romance / Re: SOS!!! My Girl Friend Is Still In Love With Her Ex. by Johnnoah1st: 6:51pm On Jul 06, 2016
ambgiano:
Help!!! Dear Nairalanders, please tell me how to dissuade my potential girl who is still so much in love with her ex. They were both AS genotype, so, couldn't get along. Her addiction to him is hurting me so much. Advise on what to tell her and how to go about it please.
i would have adviced u but here in iraq we dont date leftovers we date new girls with no former relationship due to d high population of ladies
Romance / Re: Today Is My Birthday, Show Me Love by Johnnoah1st: 3:43pm On Jul 06, 2016
TrapQueen77:
angry angry angry


How many times u shud celebrate Ur bday? Does Ur momma gave birth to u every 6months?



Chaaaai!
ode! Mumu girl! Oloshi omo!
Romance / Today Is My Birthday, Show Me Love by Johnnoah1st: 3:29pm On Jul 06, 2016
Today is me birthday, show me love
Family / Re: 5 Interesting Reasons Why You Should Marry A Typical Nigerian Woman. by Johnnoah1st: 7:53pm On Mar 12, 2016
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Romance / Re: 10 Problems All Flat- Chested Ladies Face With by Johnnoah1st: 6:03pm On Mar 12, 2016
here, we dont have flat chested ladies, so i cant relate with dis
Romance / Re: Hard Discipline Today's Generation May Never Go Through. by Johnnoah1st: 5:59pm On Mar 12, 2016
Toks2008:


Child abuse is an understatement. I call it child destruction.

Infact they beat us for an offence in advance or an offence they preempt for us.
Mr yesterday kid, u must have grown from from a very rural area for u to experience all dis shit.
Romance / Re: 5 Things Guys Think Must Happen When In Company With A Babe by Johnnoah1st: 5:55pm On Mar 12, 2016
Fmartin:
Hw i wish oda girls tink lyk u. Bt unfortunately dey dnt. Frm ur ryt up i cn deduce u ar a runs girl. Datin a broke guy nd gvin hm money hs bcm a crime abi? Dis thread is daft.
translator pls!!!! wats dis nigga tryna tell us?

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