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Romance / Re: 5 Things Guys Think Must Happen When In Company With A Babe by Johnnoah1st: 5:54pm On Mar 12, 2016
Sexycleopatra:
Guys are very very funny creatures, haha. They just think we ladies are fools, buh truth be told, we are just as smart as you guys are. Now leme share with u five things Guys think must happen when dey havn some sort of "transaction" with a female.


1. After taking us out for an expensive date, we must reciprocate by sleeping with u guys.


Can u just imagine? Do we look so cheap? So u think we will open our precious legs for some worthless food? Or some expensive outing, sort of. Oh come off it... some of dem even feel like it's their right.. you can't buy sex wit food na, it's so not right.. a girl will only give u her cookie if she wants to, not because of ur "damn outings" u take us to. Don't think like dat next time please. We ain't sex dolls.
and u tink we are father xmas?
Business / Re: Financial Inclusion In Nigeria: The Challenges Of Banks & Mobile Money Operators by Johnnoah1st: 5:44pm On Mar 12, 2016
@op i would have read ur post, but we are allergic to novel/super story here in islamabad.

Thanks.
Politics / Re: BREAKING: Olorogun Felix Ibru Is Dead by Johnnoah1st: 3:40pm On Mar 12, 2016
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Celebrities / Re: Appeal-Court Sends Ibinabo Fiberesima To Jail by Johnnoah1st: 6:49pm On Mar 11, 2016
tank jah i live in jupiter where we are lawless

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Culture / Re: In Pictures, Ooni Of Ife's Siblings Reconcile Ahead Of His Royal Wedding by Johnnoah1st: 8:15am On Mar 11, 2016
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Politics / Re: Revealed: How Ex-president Jonathan Spent N2.2bn On Prayers To Fight Boko Haram by Johnnoah1st: 8:15am On Mar 11, 2016
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Crime / Re: Driver Kills Woman At Cele Bus-Stop, Lagos On Her Way To Work (Graphic Photo) by Johnnoah1st: 4:21pm On Mar 10, 2016
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Romance / Re: I Have Exam By 12 Nd I Still Dey Nl Romance Section. by Johnnoah1st: 11:35am On Mar 10, 2016
psalmchi:
I av bio311 exam today nd i still dey romance section reading love posts on how to woo my course mates in exam hall. Wah should i do so i wont fail. D lecturer na hot,sexy woman, pals teach me tips on how to enter her. I won Bleep her really hard.
dis guy is mad again
Celebrities / Re: Olajumoke Pictured Withmo Abudu,omoni Oboli, Omawumi On Women's Day by Johnnoah1st: 6:44am On Mar 09, 2016
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Politics / Re: Senator Dino Melaye's Customized Car (photo) by Johnnoah1st: 6:42am On Mar 09, 2016
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Politics / Re: Nigeria Joins Islamic Collation Against Terror by Johnnoah1st: 7:31am On Mar 07, 2016
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Romance / Re: Please Help!! How Can I Delete A Thread I Started On Nairaland? by Johnnoah1st: 7:29am On Mar 07, 2016
echris246:
Am new here, and I posted something I'll like to delete but I've check I didn't see any delete button... I need your suggestions please. Thanks
av u heard about d word "impossible" b4?
Crime / Re: Nigerian Student Murdered By Nigerian Roommate In India by Johnnoah1st: 7:27am On Mar 07, 2016
Damianbrown:
I wonder why Nigerians are prone to disgracing and spoiling our image abroad.
Dats wat u get when u have a certain tribe in ur country, i wonder wat will be the country motto when dey final gat independent, maybe something like "in crime we trust"

proudly a NCAON member (name checker association of nairaland)
Politics / Re: Terrorism: Why Nigeria’ll Join Saudi-led Islamic Coalition —buhari by Johnnoah1st: 7:20am On Mar 07, 2016
Who is buhari self? and wat is nigeria? we dont even kwn dem here in pluto.
Culture / Re: Princess Adeola-Ogunwusi In Nigeria For Her Fathers Wedding by Johnnoah1st: 7:18am On Mar 07, 2016
akinyemibalogs:
Princess Adeola Ogunwusi the daughter of the new Ooni of Ife has arrived Nigeria for her father Ooni of Ife, HRM Oba Enitan Babatunde Adeyeye Ogunwusi's marriage to his new Olori, Wuraola Otiti Obanor.

She shared this first photo above and Captions it; ''It is Always Good to be Home''

He will be married to a new Olori who is from Royal Brass Casters guide family in Benin this Saturday after splitting and ending things with his former wife due to irreconcilable differences..

The Princess who is currently in the Ile Ife Palace is back to witness the ceremony...

see more; http://www.blacksatino.com/2016/03/ooni-of-ifes-daughter-arrives-nigeria.html
she be transgender? dis is worwor raise to power 2.

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Travel / Re: Student Visa Cost To S.A, UK Or USA, Please Help. by Johnnoah1st: 7:15am On Mar 07, 2016
abdulsemiu02:
I'm a university graduate. I graduated in June 2014 and I've finished my NYSC programme. But my wish is to go abroad to pursue my M.Sc Business Management programme,but I don't have any idea on how much going outside the country to study would cost. Kindly help me out with the tuition fee,Accomodation and every other cost in countries like South-Africa, USA or UK
dos countries u mention have a very high tuition fee, except maybe SA, firstly how much do u tink u can afford to as tuition fee??
Crime / Re: Man ‘with 1kg Of Cocaine Wrapped Around His Waist’ Arrested In Dubai by Johnnoah1st: 7:10am On Mar 07, 2016
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Politics / Re: Gov. Ambode Addresses Media On The Rescue Of The Three Female Students by Johnnoah1st: 6:52am On Mar 07, 2016
adopt? people still adopt in dis century? here in jupiter we only kidnap we dont adopt.
Politics / Re: Fans Bash MTN For # Istandwithbuhari by Johnnoah1st: 6:49am On Mar 07, 2016
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Romance / Re: What Gift Should I Buy For Her? by Johnnoah1st: 11:29pm On Mar 06, 2016
halfricanadian:


cry cry cry cry i feel for ur wife i can see whar she is going tru
wats up?
Romance / Re: What Do You Think Of When You See An Ugly Girl? by Johnnoah1st: 11:21pm On Mar 06, 2016
Mimido2:
are dere ugly girls? we are all beautiful in our own way.
*looking at her dp* babe u are so beautiful, do u live here in planet earth or somewhere in mercury?
Romance / Re: A Nairalander Settles Dispute Wth A Gal And Gives Her Penisillin Afterwards by Johnnoah1st: 11:14pm On Mar 06, 2016
dis somalia mad guy have béen released again
Romance / Re: How Can I Stop My Affair With My Neighbour? by Johnnoah1st: 11:10pm On Mar 06, 2016
AVRS:
I live and work in one of the cities in Southwest Nigeria. I'm single, male with a female working class neighbour who is also single.
For some months now, we've been seeing each other and it's now driving me nuts. It's clear than we can't date talk more of getting married. Our romance started sometimes mid last year after we spent some time gisting in my apartment and has continued since then.
I have tried to keep away from her but after a month at most, we come back together.
She has started to fall in love with me and I've got to stop this as soon as possible.
I need advice please.
explain more on the bold statement if u want a reasonable advice here

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Romance / Re: How Painful Is Sex To Women In Their Period? by Johnnoah1st: 10:55pm On Mar 06, 2016
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givemetoto:
OK, this might sound strange though, but I invited a babe to my place the other day, you know all these heat stuffs nah, though I put on Gen and my two fans, one thing led to another, we did it, though I noticed she was on her period but me no too send sha... As long as I put on quality Nylon, but my problem then was that about 30 mins in action she told me that she was tired and needed to sleep... That got me wondering, is it because she was on her period or is it that she was truly tired? A beg let the girls give me real answer because me no want dae for middle of groove babe tell me sae she don tire ooo all because she dae her period....
u did wat? *spit* if its ur brain controlling ur john thomas and not the other way round, by merely seeing dat thing it should have calm down dat ur shameless JT.

iranu abasha!!

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Romance / Re: 15 Hot Lesbian/bi Hollywood Celebs(pics) by Johnnoah1st: 10:52pm On Mar 06, 2016
Durentt:
so?
ask here>>>> www.google.Com , Dummkopf!!!

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Romance / Re: 15 Hot Lesbian/bi Hollywood Celebs(pics) by Johnnoah1st: 10:40pm On Mar 06, 2016
Durentt:
1. Ellen DeGeneres'
TV presenter, Actress, Married to Actress Portia d Rossi.
2. Christiana Aguilera
35yrs Old Musician, Actress, Ex-Model.
3. Angelina Jolie
42yrs old Actress, Bi, married to actor Brad Pitt (D sexy man) smiley
We love u Angie.
4. Meredith Baxter
Actress in Popular TV series "Family Tie"
Meredith is very gay nd proud, oh well.
Cc
fearlesschicken
All nairaland lesbians smiley
angelina was once my crush, but biitch is getting old now.

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Education / Re: Anatomy Student Of Uniosun's Death: Revealed True Story Behind It by Johnnoah1st: 10:26pm On Mar 06, 2016
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Politics / Re: Ocholi's Corpse Arrives National Hospital Abuja(photos) by Johnnoah1st: 10:18pm On Mar 06, 2016
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Politics / Re: Nasir Zarummai, Sokoto Commissioner Is Dead (photos) by Johnnoah1st: 7:00am On Mar 05, 2016
DOUBLEWAHALA:
Late hon. Nasir. Married with childern(in phenom's voice *murder dem*)
Anyways CONGRATULATIONS to d dead
Ofodirinwa:
Fulani people die often. I've noticed that fulani public figures die at a higher rate than everyone else. Both Shehu and Musa yar adua are gone and the Obasanjo they brought up is still playing soccer. 2 emirs died last year. etc etc
o yee common sense why are u in grudges with dis guys?

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