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Romance / Question For The Ladies by Johnnoah1st: 9:20am On Sep 07, 2016
bearded guy or a guy without beard which one do u prefer?
Romance / Re: Am Tired Of Been Heart Broken....i Need A Real Woman..who Is The Choosen One? by Johnnoah1st: 7:08pm On Jul 06, 2016
TizaBaibe:
Hey peeps.... Am not coming out for mr nairaland.. Am just sum wrongly treated dude who needs the right lady to hook up with for sumtin serious am 25 living in lagos... Nt rich.... Promise d best loving a nigerian guy can offer.... Dis aint a joke... If u think u want me n u understand divine arrangement... Think over it... Come get me
chase mone¥ and bitches will chase u
Politics / Re: Avengers Shift To Rivers, Bomb NNPC Pipeline In Eleme by Johnnoah1st: 6:52pm On Jul 06, 2016
Since dis expensive shiit kept on destro¥ing dere own land in d name of fighting d government i care less about dem
Romance / Re: SOS!!! My Girl Friend Is Still In Love With Her Ex. by Johnnoah1st: 6:51pm On Jul 06, 2016
ambgiano:
Help!!! Dear Nairalanders, please tell me how to dissuade my potential girl who is still so much in love with her ex. They were both AS genotype, so, couldn't get along. Her addiction to him is hurting me so much. Advise on what to tell her and how to go about it please.
i would have adviced u but here in iraq we dont date leftovers we date new girls with no former relationship due to d high population of ladies
Romance / Re: Today Is My Birthday, Show Me Love by Johnnoah1st: 3:43pm On Jul 06, 2016
TrapQueen77:
angry angry angry


How many times u shud celebrate Ur bday? Does Ur momma gave birth to u every 6months?



Chaaaai!
ode! Mumu girl! Oloshi omo!
Romance / Today Is My Birthday, Show Me Love by Johnnoah1st: 3:29pm On Jul 06, 2016
Today is me birthday, show me love
Family / Re: 5 Interesting Reasons Why You Should Marry A Typical Nigerian Woman. by Johnnoah1st: 7:53pm On Mar 12, 2016
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Romance / Re: 10 Problems All Flat- Chested Ladies Face With by Johnnoah1st: 6:03pm On Mar 12, 2016
here, we dont have flat chested ladies, so i cant relate with dis
Romance / Re: Hard Discipline Today's Generation May Never Go Through. by Johnnoah1st: 5:59pm On Mar 12, 2016
Toks2008:


Child abuse is an understatement. I call it child destruction.

Infact they beat us for an offence in advance or an offence they preempt for us.
Mr yesterday kid, u must have grown from from a very rural area for u to experience all dis shit.
Romance / Re: 5 Things Guys Think Must Happen When In Company With A Babe by Johnnoah1st: 5:55pm On Mar 12, 2016
Fmartin:
Hw i wish oda girls tink lyk u. Bt unfortunately dey dnt. Frm ur ryt up i cn deduce u ar a runs girl. Datin a broke guy nd gvin hm money hs bcm a crime abi? Dis thread is daft.
translator pls!!!! wats dis nigga tryna tell us?
Romance / Re: 5 Things Guys Think Must Happen When In Company With A Babe by Johnnoah1st: 5:54pm On Mar 12, 2016
Sexycleopatra:
Guys are very very funny creatures, haha. They just think we ladies are fools, buh truth be told, we are just as smart as you guys are. Now leme share with u five things Guys think must happen when dey havn some sort of "transaction" with a female.


1. After taking us out for an expensive date, we must reciprocate by sleeping with u guys.


Can u just imagine? Do we look so cheap? So u think we will open our precious legs for some worthless food? Or some expensive outing, sort of. Oh come off it... some of dem even feel like it's their right.. you can't buy sex wit food na, it's so not right.. a girl will only give u her cookie if she wants to, not because of ur "damn outings" u take us to. Don't think like dat next time please. We ain't sex dolls.
and u tink we are father xmas?
Business / Re: Financial Inclusion In Nigeria: The Challenges Of Banks & Mobile Money Operators by Johnnoah1st: 5:44pm On Mar 12, 2016
@op i would have read ur post, but we are allergic to novel/super story here in islamabad.

Thanks.
Politics / Re: BREAKING: Olorogun Felix Ibru Is Dead by Johnnoah1st: 3:40pm On Mar 12, 2016
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Celebrities / Re: Appeal-Court Sends Ibinabo Fiberesima To Jail by Johnnoah1st: 6:49pm On Mar 11, 2016
tank jah i live in jupiter where we are lawless

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Culture / Re: In Pictures, Ooni Of Ife's Siblings Reconcile Ahead Of His Royal Wedding by Johnnoah1st: 8:15am On Mar 11, 2016
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Politics / Re: Revealed: How Ex-president Jonathan Spent N2.2bn On Prayers To Fight Boko Haram by Johnnoah1st: 8:15am On Mar 11, 2016
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Crime / Re: Driver Kills Woman At Cele Bus-Stop, Lagos On Her Way To Work (Graphic Photo) by Johnnoah1st: 4:21pm On Mar 10, 2016
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Romance / Re: I Have Exam By 12 Nd I Still Dey Nl Romance Section. by Johnnoah1st: 11:35am On Mar 10, 2016
psalmchi:
I av bio311 exam today nd i still dey romance section reading love posts on how to woo my course mates in exam hall. Wah should i do so i wont fail. D lecturer na hot,sexy woman, pals teach me tips on how to enter her. I won Bleep her really hard.
dis guy is mad again
Celebrities / Re: Olajumoke Pictured Withmo Abudu,omoni Oboli, Omawumi On Women's Day by Johnnoah1st: 6:44am On Mar 09, 2016
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Politics / Re: Senator Dino Melaye's Customized Car (photo) by Johnnoah1st: 6:42am On Mar 09, 2016
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Politics / Re: Nigeria Joins Islamic Collation Against Terror by Johnnoah1st: 7:31am On Mar 07, 2016
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Romance / Re: Please Help!! How Can I Delete A Thread I Started On Nairaland? by Johnnoah1st: 7:29am On Mar 07, 2016
echris246:
Am new here, and I posted something I'll like to delete but I've check I didn't see any delete button... I need your suggestions please. Thanks
av u heard about d word "impossible" b4?
Crime / Re: Nigerian Student Murdered By Nigerian Roommate In India by Johnnoah1st: 7:27am On Mar 07, 2016
Damianbrown:
I wonder why Nigerians are prone to disgracing and spoiling our image abroad.
Dats wat u get when u have a certain tribe in ur country, i wonder wat will be the country motto when dey final gat independent, maybe something like "in crime we trust"

proudly a NCAON member (name checker association of nairaland)
Politics / Re: Terrorism: Why Nigeria’ll Join Saudi-led Islamic Coalition —buhari by Johnnoah1st: 7:20am On Mar 07, 2016
Who is buhari self? and wat is nigeria? we dont even kwn dem here in pluto.
Culture / Re: Princess Adeola-Ogunwusi In Nigeria For Her Fathers Wedding by Johnnoah1st: 7:18am On Mar 07, 2016
akinyemibalogs:
Princess Adeola Ogunwusi the daughter of the new Ooni of Ife has arrived Nigeria for her father Ooni of Ife, HRM Oba Enitan Babatunde Adeyeye Ogunwusi's marriage to his new Olori, Wuraola Otiti Obanor.

She shared this first photo above and Captions it; ''It is Always Good to be Home''

He will be married to a new Olori who is from Royal Brass Casters guide family in Benin this Saturday after splitting and ending things with his former wife due to irreconcilable differences..

The Princess who is currently in the Ile Ife Palace is back to witness the ceremony...

see more; http://www.blacksatino.com/2016/03/ooni-of-ifes-daughter-arrives-nigeria.html
she be transgender? dis is worwor raise to power 2.

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Travel / Re: Student Visa Cost To S.A, UK Or USA, Please Help. by Johnnoah1st: 7:15am On Mar 07, 2016
abdulsemiu02:
I'm a university graduate. I graduated in June 2014 and I've finished my NYSC programme. But my wish is to go abroad to pursue my M.Sc Business Management programme,but I don't have any idea on how much going outside the country to study would cost. Kindly help me out with the tuition fee,Accomodation and every other cost in countries like South-Africa, USA or UK
dos countries u mention have a very high tuition fee, except maybe SA, firstly how much do u tink u can afford to as tuition fee??
Crime / Re: Man ‘with 1kg Of Cocaine Wrapped Around His Waist’ Arrested In Dubai by Johnnoah1st: 7:10am On Mar 07, 2016
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Politics / Re: Gov. Ambode Addresses Media On The Rescue Of The Three Female Students by Johnnoah1st: 6:52am On Mar 07, 2016
adopt? people still adopt in dis century? here in jupiter we only kidnap we dont adopt.
Politics / Re: Fans Bash MTN For # Istandwithbuhari by Johnnoah1st: 6:49am On Mar 07, 2016
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Romance / Re: What Gift Should I Buy For Her? by Johnnoah1st: 11:29pm On Mar 06, 2016
halfricanadian:


cry cry cry cry i feel for ur wife i can see whar she is going tru
wats up?

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