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Romance / Re: What Do You Think Of When You See An Ugly Girl? by Johnnoah1st: 11:21pm On Mar 06, 2016
Mimido2:
are dere ugly girls? we are all beautiful in our own way.
*looking at her dp* babe u are so beautiful, do u live here in planet earth or somewhere in mercury?
Romance / Re: A Nairalander Settles Dispute Wth A Gal And Gives Her Penisillin Afterwards by Johnnoah1st: 11:14pm On Mar 06, 2016
dis somalia mad guy have béen released again
Romance / Re: How Can I Stop My Affair With My Neighbour? by Johnnoah1st: 11:10pm On Mar 06, 2016
AVRS:
I live and work in one of the cities in Southwest Nigeria. I'm single, male with a female working class neighbour who is also single.
For some months now, we've been seeing each other and it's now driving me nuts. It's clear than we can't date talk more of getting married. Our romance started sometimes mid last year after we spent some time gisting in my apartment and has continued since then.
I have tried to keep away from her but after a month at most, we come back together.
She has started to fall in love with me and I've got to stop this as soon as possible.
I need advice please.
explain more on the bold statement if u want a reasonable advice here

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Romance / Re: How Painful Is Sex To Women In Their Period? by Johnnoah1st: 10:55pm On Mar 06, 2016
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givemetoto:
OK, this might sound strange though, but I invited a babe to my place the other day, you know all these heat stuffs nah, though I put on Gen and my two fans, one thing led to another, we did it, though I noticed she was on her period but me no too send sha... As long as I put on quality Nylon, but my problem then was that about 30 mins in action she told me that she was tired and needed to sleep... That got me wondering, is it because she was on her period or is it that she was truly tired? A beg let the girls give me real answer because me no want dae for middle of groove babe tell me sae she don tire ooo all because she dae her period....
u did wat? *spit* if its ur brain controlling ur john thomas and not the other way round, by merely seeing dat thing it should have calm down dat ur shameless JT.

iranu abasha!!

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Romance / Re: 15 Hot Lesbian/bi Hollywood Celebs(pics) by Johnnoah1st: 10:52pm On Mar 06, 2016
Durentt:
so?
ask here>>>> www.google.Com , Dummkopf!!!

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Romance / Re: 15 Hot Lesbian/bi Hollywood Celebs(pics) by Johnnoah1st: 10:40pm On Mar 06, 2016
Durentt:
1. Ellen DeGeneres'
TV presenter, Actress, Married to Actress Portia d Rossi.
2. Christiana Aguilera
35yrs Old Musician, Actress, Ex-Model.
3. Angelina Jolie
42yrs old Actress, Bi, married to actor Brad Pitt (D sexy man) smiley
We love u Angie.
4. Meredith Baxter
Actress in Popular TV series "Family Tie"
Meredith is very gay nd proud, oh well.
Cc
fearlesschicken
All nairaland lesbians smiley
angelina was once my crush, but biitch is getting old now.

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Education / Re: Anatomy Student Of Uniosun's Death: Revealed True Story Behind It by Johnnoah1st: 10:26pm On Mar 06, 2016
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Politics / Re: Ocholi's Corpse Arrives National Hospital Abuja(photos) by Johnnoah1st: 10:18pm On Mar 06, 2016
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Politics / Re: Nasir Zarummai, Sokoto Commissioner Is Dead (photos) by Johnnoah1st: 7:00am On Mar 05, 2016
DOUBLEWAHALA:
Late hon. Nasir. Married with childern(in phenom's voice *murder dem*)
Anyways CONGRATULATIONS to d dead
Ofodirinwa:
Fulani people die often. I've noticed that fulani public figures die at a higher rate than everyone else. Both Shehu and Musa yar adua are gone and the Obasanjo they brought up is still playing soccer. 2 emirs died last year. etc etc
o yee common sense why are u in grudges with dis guys?

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Politics / Re: PHOTO: Lagos Court Orders South African Lady To Forfeit Smuggled $374,355 To FG by Johnnoah1st: 6:54am On Mar 05, 2016
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Romance / Re: Tglf by Johnnoah1st: 8:45am On Mar 04, 2016
dareyyyy:
grin grin grin....what's yr plan fr d day....me ...swimming on point ...heat no go kill person, u nko?
going to strip club
Romance / Re: One big reason why married people cheat and how to avoid it. by Johnnoah1st: 10:41pm On Mar 03, 2016
TheSonOfMark:



The only gateman who obeys you is the one in charge of your village mortuary. Maybe you should stick to stealing pictures of mulatto boys and using them as your DP.
A firefly shines brighter than your future. Even M.J's famous pet chimpanzee would outsmart you in a spelling bee competition.
i dont own fools any explanation but i just wanna present u this beautiful phrase>>> "GO AND DIE"

and dont forget to check my signature for more story.

THANKS


yours sincerely


brig. general johnnoah1st
Romance / Re: One big reason why married people cheat and how to avoid it. by Johnnoah1st: 10:04pm On Mar 03, 2016
TheSonOfMark:


Cynthia, if you're going to curse someone out then do well to vituperate via well-articulated words of the Anglo lingua instead of this dyslexic rant which is reminiscent of the parlance of ill-bred, airheaded junior high school dropouts resident in rundown shanties.
even as an high school drop out just with wat my gateman av achieved he can still feed Ur Lineage till the d tenth generation.
Romance / Re: I Am Sorry My Darling by Johnnoah1st: 9:01pm On Mar 03, 2016
Estharfabian:
You're new here, huh?

Uhm...Such personal Updates As this usually Go to the diary section.

besides, there's A slim chance he'd see this thread. since it'll most certainly NEVER hit Front page.

Well, except You mention his moniker, then, he'd see the Notifs.
Either way, Goodluck! I Hope he forgives yah! wink
my tomato jos how are u doing?
Romance / Re: I Am Sorry My Darling by Johnnoah1st: 8:59pm On Mar 03, 2016
Fairytales:
My darling, I am sorry for all that happened yesterday, it wasn't intentional, you know I love you dearly, I couldn't have acted like I did without good reason, I am so sorry my love. But for heaven sake, why on earth will you even think I would do that deliberately, common.

Find a place in your heart to forgive me.

And you think i am involved with a lezz? Why should I be, I have never had anything to do with women, I am completely heterosexual, give me some benefit of doubt.

Love you.
when a physcratic hospital dont have guards dis is d end result of wat will happen.
Romance / Re: One big reason why married people cheat and how to avoid it. by Johnnoah1st: 8:50pm On Mar 03, 2016
i tink nairalanders should donate money for brain surgery for dis nigga (op) , he is turning to a neusance here with all d senseless, baseless, foolish, stupiid, idiotic, retarded threads trying to form a relationship expert. i wonder d health status of the cerebrum, cerebellum, oblogata of dos who hail dis nigga thread.
Romance / Re: How I Tapped Full Current In A Brt Bus Today by Johnnoah1st: 8:36pm On Mar 03, 2016
@op i tink with d degree of ur stupidity, i will advice u to reset ur brain to factory settings

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Romance / Re: Should I Break Up With Him?? by Johnnoah1st: 8:31pm On Mar 03, 2016
Bisiebae:
I have been dating a guy for three years now. At first, everything was smooth, so gentlemanly and cultured. I really like him, but after few years down the line, we went to different institutions, we still see once a month, but the relationship has lost it's spark, and there is this new guy I'm starting to like, but he treats me disrespectfully, since I've gotten used to my boyfriend's princely attitude.



Should I break up with him, I'm confused guys....
dis is why i dont advice an u18 to start having relationships, u see how confused ur life is now? Smh
Romance / Re: Tips••• Have A Happy Ӏօղց Lasting Relationship by Johnnoah1st: 8:02am On Feb 02, 2016
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Romance / Re: Some Amazing And Interesting Facts About Men.. by Johnnoah1st: 7:46am On Feb 02, 2016
and how is dis a fact about all men?
Politics / Re: Ekiti Poll: Confessions Can’t Unseat Fayose –ozekhome, Others by Johnnoah1st: 7:42am On Feb 02, 2016
dat temitope should be arrested, i tink he didnt knw d repercusion of his uterance.
Romance / Re: My Ex Want Me To Fvck Her(screenshot) by Johnnoah1st: 7:39am On Feb 02, 2016
rawpadgin:
she left me like 8 years ago cuz i banged her friend(did it out of naivity)
now she prolly want me to fvck her one more time
egbon wat are u still waiting 4? fucck d biicth mehn!! its a win-win for u.

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Romance / Re: Caption This Photo by Johnnoah1st: 7:37am On Feb 02, 2016
lol
Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Hits 1.9M Followers On Twiter(snapchat) by Johnnoah1st: 7:31am On Feb 02, 2016
gud 4 him
Politics / Re: I Am The Only Legal Wife-bianca Ojukwu by Johnnoah1st: 7:30am On Feb 02, 2016
anytime i heard d name "ojukwu" i always remember abidjan, why?

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Romance / Re: Relationship Advice For 2016 by Johnnoah1st: 7:27am On Feb 02, 2016
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Crime / Re: Danfo Driver Attacks Task Force Officer With Iron-rod (photo) by Johnnoah1st: 7:26am On Feb 02, 2016
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