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Politics / Re: PHOTO: Lagos Court Orders South African Lady To Forfeit Smuggled $374,355 To FG by Johnnoah1st: 6:54am On Mar 05, 2016
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Romance / Re: Tglf by Johnnoah1st: 8:45am On Mar 04, 2016
dareyyyy:
grin grin grin....what's yr plan fr d day....me ...swimming on point ...heat no go kill person, u nko?
going to strip club
Romance / Re: One big reason why married people cheat and how to avoid it. by Johnnoah1st: 10:41pm On Mar 03, 2016
TheSonOfMark:



The only gateman who obeys you is the one in charge of your village mortuary. Maybe you should stick to stealing pictures of mulatto boys and using them as your DP.
A firefly shines brighter than your future. Even M.J's famous pet chimpanzee would outsmart you in a spelling bee competition.
i dont own fools any explanation but i just wanna present u this beautiful phrase>>> "GO AND DIE"

and dont forget to check my signature for more story.

THANKS


yours sincerely


brig. general johnnoah1st
Romance / Re: One big reason why married people cheat and how to avoid it. by Johnnoah1st: 10:04pm On Mar 03, 2016
TheSonOfMark:


Cynthia, if you're going to curse someone out then do well to vituperate via well-articulated words of the Anglo lingua instead of this dyslexic rant which is reminiscent of the parlance of ill-bred, airheaded junior high school dropouts resident in rundown shanties.
even as an high school drop out just with wat my gateman av achieved he can still feed Ur Lineage till the d tenth generation.
Romance / Re: I Am Sorry My Darling by Johnnoah1st: 9:01pm On Mar 03, 2016
Estharfabian:
You're new here, huh?

Uhm...Such personal Updates As this usually Go to the diary section.

besides, there's A slim chance he'd see this thread. since it'll most certainly NEVER hit Front page.

Well, except You mention his moniker, then, he'd see the Notifs.
Either way, Goodluck! I Hope he forgives yah! wink
my tomato jos how are u doing?
Romance / Re: I Am Sorry My Darling by Johnnoah1st: 8:59pm On Mar 03, 2016
Fairytales:
My darling, I am sorry for all that happened yesterday, it wasn't intentional, you know I love you dearly, I couldn't have acted like I did without good reason, I am so sorry my love. But for heaven sake, why on earth will you even think I would do that deliberately, common.

Find a place in your heart to forgive me.

And you think i am involved with a lezz? Why should I be, I have never had anything to do with women, I am completely heterosexual, give me some benefit of doubt.

Love you.
when a physcratic hospital dont have guards dis is d end result of wat will happen.
Romance / Re: One big reason why married people cheat and how to avoid it. by Johnnoah1st: 8:50pm On Mar 03, 2016
i tink nairalanders should donate money for brain surgery for dis nigga (op) , he is turning to a neusance here with all d senseless, baseless, foolish, stupiid, idiotic, retarded threads trying to form a relationship expert. i wonder d health status of the cerebrum, cerebellum, oblogata of dos who hail dis nigga thread.
Romance / Re: How I Tapped Full Current In A Brt Bus Today by Johnnoah1st: 8:36pm On Mar 03, 2016
@op i tink with d degree of ur stupidity, i will advice u to reset ur brain to factory settings

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Romance / Re: Should I Break Up With Him?? by Johnnoah1st: 8:31pm On Mar 03, 2016
Bisiebae:
I have been dating a guy for three years now. At first, everything was smooth, so gentlemanly and cultured. I really like him, but after few years down the line, we went to different institutions, we still see once a month, but the relationship has lost it's spark, and there is this new guy I'm starting to like, but he treats me disrespectfully, since I've gotten used to my boyfriend's princely attitude.



Should I break up with him, I'm confused guys....
dis is why i dont advice an u18 to start having relationships, u see how confused ur life is now? Smh
Romance / Re: Tips••• Have A Happy Ӏօղց Lasting Relationship by Johnnoah1st: 8:02am On Feb 02, 2016
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Romance / Re: Some Amazing And Interesting Facts About Men.. by Johnnoah1st: 7:46am On Feb 02, 2016
and how is dis a fact about all men?
Politics / Re: Ekiti Poll: Confessions Can’t Unseat Fayose –ozekhome, Others by Johnnoah1st: 7:42am On Feb 02, 2016
dat temitope should be arrested, i tink he didnt knw d repercusion of his uterance.
Romance / Re: My Ex Want Me To Fvck Her(screenshot) by Johnnoah1st: 7:39am On Feb 02, 2016
rawpadgin:
she left me like 8 years ago cuz i banged her friend(did it out of naivity)
now she prolly want me to fvck her one more time
egbon wat are u still waiting 4? fucck d biicth mehn!! its a win-win for u.

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Romance / Re: Caption This Photo by Johnnoah1st: 7:37am On Feb 02, 2016
lol
Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Hits 1.9M Followers On Twiter(snapchat) by Johnnoah1st: 7:31am On Feb 02, 2016
gud 4 him
Politics / Re: I Am The Only Legal Wife-bianca Ojukwu by Johnnoah1st: 7:30am On Feb 02, 2016
anytime i heard d name "ojukwu" i always remember abidjan, why?

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Romance / Re: Relationship Advice For 2016 by Johnnoah1st: 7:27am On Feb 02, 2016
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Crime / Re: Danfo Driver Attacks Task Force Officer With Iron-rod (photo) by Johnnoah1st: 7:26am On Feb 02, 2016
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Religion / Re: Intimidated? by Johnnoah1st: 7:20am On Feb 02, 2016
@op, dis Is an inspiring post, i like it.

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Crime / Re: BREAKING: Delta Monarch Regains Freedom After Ransom Paid by Johnnoah1st: 7:10am On Feb 02, 2016
i wont take the ipod tribe rudeness serious again, imagine a tribe dat dont have respect for there king to extent of kidnapping dem for ransom how much more other people, i cant imagine a group having d audencity to kidnap a king in southwest.
Health / Re: WHO Declares Zika Virus A Global Emergency by Johnnoah1st: 6:58am On Feb 02, 2016
we are in end time indeed
Romance / Re: Girls:Is A Guy Blokos The Only Place To Grab During A Fight? by Johnnoah1st: 6:48am On Feb 02, 2016
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Love Machine:
How did girls know that guyz blokos is their weak points?At a slight quarrel,they will quickly grab it and be pressing it hard so that it will burst.Can't you exchange blows with a guy rather than trying to grab his blokos to burst it?Who even gists you this trick since you don't have one?I even learned they just love to handle it cos it' makes them feel good.
pls what is dis one saying now dis early mourning? rent sense u said no, cus u are too big to let people knw u have no sense, cant u see it obvious to d whole world now dat u lack any sense cus of dis ur small display of stupidity now?
Crime / Re: Devilish: A 35 Years Old Man Has Been Charged For Defiling 3-month-old Baby by Johnnoah1st: 6:47am On Feb 02, 2016
most dis child rapings arent true, some are just being roped to it
Politics / Re: Bola Tinubu Receives The Ooni Of Ife, Oba Ogunwusi In His Lagos Home (photos) by Johnnoah1st: 6:46am On Feb 02, 2016
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Politics / Re: Return To Nigeria And Clear Your Names, Joe Igbokwe Tells The Obanikoros by Johnnoah1st: 6:45am On Feb 02, 2016
can dis igbo weedkwe and dis apc shut the fucck up? we are tired of all dis corruption fight dey are using to divert our attention from other national issue, tell me wat buhari have achieved after 8month in office aside suppose figth against corruption and i will tell u 100 things jonathan have done 8month to his tenure.
Romance / Re: Its 'like' Her Curse Is Working O by Johnnoah1st: 7:40am On Feb 01, 2016
dat isan endtime curse

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