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Politics / Re: See Nnamdi Kanu’s Facial Expression When He Was Denied Bail (photos) by Johnnoah1st: 8:53pm On Jan 31, 2016
he be like: temi bami ooo, se wan kin ba awon zoo yi sere ni

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Romance / Re: Decker by Johnnoah1st: 8:07pm On Jan 31, 2016
when egbon fredbloggs saw dat no one have ever reply his pm talkless of a lady creating a love thread for him he be like>>>>>>>>>
FredBloggs:
ah ah ah... I remember the time of Deejay.harry1 and flaw.lesss, Abu.mikey and m.atha lol where are they today self? #sip nunu and whistle away#
^^^^ jealousy can kill bro. maybe u should try and pretend like u have sense for a while on nairaland bro. And u might just have luck and a lady will open a thread for u, *smach mic on d floor and zoom outta thread in my buggati*

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Romance / Re: Decker by Johnnoah1st: 7:59pm On Jan 31, 2016
am just coming back from my escursion to the sun, pls can someone explain to me whats happening here?
Romance / Re: Truth Or Dare 2016;"which Nairalander Disgusts You The Most And Why"? by Johnnoah1st: 10:32pm On Jan 30, 2016
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Business / Re: Visa To Kenya Now Free For Nigerian Businessmen - Vivian Gist by Johnnoah1st: 6:13pm On Jan 29, 2016
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Romance / Re: How Do You Know A Lady Who Believes In Your Vision ? by Johnnoah1st: 7:35pm On Jan 28, 2016
digitite:
You see, Rome was not built in a day. To me, life is more than eating, sleeping, shitting and even ph--ucking. Personally, I can't get attached to a woman who does not understand this.
But I can shower the Lady with ultimate love who stands by me in my effort to build a formidable castle.
But how do you know such ladies ?
by using a telescope
Romance / Re: ROMANCELANDERS, How Do You Survive This by Johnnoah1st: 7:33pm On Jan 28, 2016
Jacksparr0w1207:
By eating tongue tongue
jack, i heard u celebrate ur 18th birthday last week, yet u havent adapt to d fact dat u are now an adult, i wonder why u kept on changing monicker everyday like a chameleon, grow uP boy.
Romance / Re: ROMANCELANDERS, How Do You Survive This by Johnnoah1st: 7:22pm On Jan 28, 2016
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Romance / Re: Lalasticlala!!! by Johnnoah1st: 7:46am On Jan 27, 2016
rawpadgin:
what the hell is this

what is this jobless hackers checking my profile for
And what d fucck is d meaning of dis?
Romance / Re: Am The Most Beautiful Lady On Nairaland--pics included by Johnnoah1st: 7:41am On Jan 27, 2016
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Adebowaletunji:
if u think otherwise check my profile pics and tell me who's prettier than me..
am single sha but not searching at the moment
egbon tunji i wont blame u cus even if common sense is as cheap as salt, some people wont still av it, *drop mic and swag out of the thread* fucck dis shiit men!!

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Romance / Re: Lightskinned Beauty Or Darkskinned Beauty Which Do You Want Guys by Johnnoah1st: 4:35pm On Jan 25, 2016
Estharfabian:
Seriously!??

skin color's Really relevant?shocked
Whatever happened to Choosing a partner based on brain prowess?undecided And personality?

Africa's indeed moving Backwards....
beauty and brain, u dont expect us to marry a monster because of brain
Romance / Re: 6 Signs Your V Agina Is In Serious Danger (red Alert) by Johnnoah1st: 4:06pm On Jan 25, 2016
Laveda:
Its obvious.... I see no reason why I should be crying over this kinda lil ish...you admitting you're hurt? Like seriously undecided
If that guy isn't my bf or someone I hold high...then what ever you say doesn't make sense to me.
see dis one forming turf, u dat constantly change ur dp just because of poeple opinion about d pics, i can tutor u on how to have turf heart.
Romance / Re: 6 Signs Your V Agina Is In Serious Danger (red Alert) by Johnnoah1st: 4:00pm On Jan 25, 2016
TheSonOfMark:




I singlehandedly buried COOGAR and his worthless cronies. I am partly responsible for him being banished as a thief. Exactly what I'd continue to do to the ubiquitous fraudsters, liars and hypocrites on here - disgrace, shame them and lay to waste the gilded reputations they've garnered over time.



Maybe I should continue with your famed STD saga. I'd provide the fodder for the onlookers to ruminate on and mock you with.


fucck dis shiit! with all dis shiit yet u have become d richest man in nigeria?
Romance / Re: 6 Signs Your V Agina Is In Serious Danger (red Alert) by Johnnoah1st: 3:53pm On Jan 25, 2016
Cutehector:
lol, u really duno anythn abt me den


One of my serious bad habits is dat i dnt care... I can break a serious relationship dats been goin for years in just a second.. And not feel remorse or emotional abt it...
u dont need to tell us story nigga, let action speak for u.
Romance / Re: 6 Signs Your V Agina Is In Serious Danger (red Alert) by Johnnoah1st: 3:50pm On Jan 25, 2016
Cutehector:
lol u even care abt who is readin? Bae seriously? Dammn...


People been talkin trash abt me here in romance section nd i neva gave a fvck...
and who give a Bleep whether u dont give a fucck? thrash!
Romance / Re: 6 Signs Your V Agina Is In Serious Danger (red Alert) by Johnnoah1st: 3:47pm On Jan 25, 2016
bukas15:
ahh, bad boi ke. i no bad oo.

jst felt lyk askin, beside I'm captivated by ur beauty
idiat! not only captivate na cultivate
Romance / Re: 6 Signs Your V Agina Is In Serious Danger (red Alert) by Johnnoah1st: 3:45pm On Jan 25, 2016
Laveda:
Smh embarassed
guide it very well, and dont let d head fall on d ground
Romance / Re: 6 Signs Your V Agina Is In Serious Danger (red Alert) by Johnnoah1st: 3:43pm On Jan 25, 2016
SINNZ:


Since when has forking become a thing to pride one's self about?? Hell if I've kept a medal for each time by now I should be richer than Pablo Escobar.

Take a gooooood look at me again. gringrin
thrash!!

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