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Romance / Re: This Is Exactly How Women Jump In To Conclusion by Johnnoah1st: 9:25am On Jan 25, 2016
baski92:
Lol
and wat d fucck is funny in dis shit bro?
Romance / Re: .. by Johnnoah1st: 9:17am On Jan 25, 2016
definately a mouth action is necesarry
Celebrities / Re: Throw Back Picture Of Basket Mouth's Mom& Elder Bro by Johnnoah1st: 8:11am On Jan 15, 2016
@op wat of is throw front picture?
Politics / Re: Where Is Lai Mohammed? by Johnnoah1st: 8:10am On Jan 15, 2016
Ogatitus:
For some time now we are yet to hear from Lai Mohammed which is very much unusual.

Could it be he has been caution by GMB against provocative utterances?

Could it be has run out of lies?

With so much happening in the country at the moment, especially with the issue of "missing" budget and economy, you can't help but wonder the whereabout of our controversial information minister.


Pls lalasticlala, have you heard from Lai Mohammed?
get a better answer here > www.google.com
Romance / Re: Ladies. Don't Force Him To Engage You by Johnnoah1st: 8:06am On Jan 15, 2016
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Politics / Re: Terrorists Hide Bombs Among Vegetables Now by Johnnoah1st: 8:05am On Jan 15, 2016
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Politics / Re: Italian-nigerian Petitions IG, Alleges Flouting Of Court Order by Johnnoah1st: 8:00am On Jan 15, 2016
she is an attention seeker maggot
Family / Re: Please Advice Me by Johnnoah1st: 7:59am On Jan 15, 2016
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Science/Technology / Re: Picture Of Making Of The World's First Camera, But Who Took The Pics?..lol by Johnnoah1st: 7:57am On Jan 15, 2016
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Celebrities / Re: Carnival Turns Bloody As Cultists Kill Graduate by Johnnoah1st: 7:40am On Jan 15, 2016
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Romance / Re: 10 Steps To Find Yourself Again After Loss by Johnnoah1st: 7:40am On Jan 15, 2016
using GPs to find urself will save u alotta stress dan using dis novel u wrote
Business / Re: Is The Mtn's 1.04trn Fine A Fair Decision? by Johnnoah1st: 7:37am On Jan 15, 2016
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Crime / Re: Nigerian Man Kills Ugandan Girlfriend In China (photos) by Johnnoah1st: 7:35am On Jan 15, 2016
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Family / Re: Putting Their Needs Above by Johnnoah1st: 7:35am On Jan 15, 2016
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Politics / Re: 2016 Nigeria's Budget Scandal: President Buhari Must Do The Needful by Johnnoah1st: 7:34am On Jan 15, 2016
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Celebrities / Re: Do I Really Look Like Wizkid? by Johnnoah1st: 7:31am On Jan 15, 2016
surbrown:





shut the fück up, you mentally-indigent peasant,
if there's anywhere resembling hell in the
afterlife, i have no doubt you would be sucking
on satan's scrötum while a legion of goblins are
fisting you...
in the comity of mental handicaps, you would
be their life president. with your below average
intelligence and a face that looks like the clitöral
hood of a leprous witch
dis are d reason why psychratic hospitals should be well secured, patient wont be to able to escape and started showing d level of there insanity to d whole world. but as kind hearted man dat i am, i pray u start receiving sense back to back till knowledge take over u.

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Celebrities / Re: Do I Really Look Like Wizkid? by Johnnoah1st: 7:13am On Jan 15, 2016
surbrown:
MY GIRL FRIEND SAID I LOOKS LIKE WIZKID! HOPE SHE NO DEY TEASE ME,
what is dis? *spit* dis nigga wanna make me vomit dis early mourning, merely seeing ur pics can give someone malaria, creating a thread for money assistance for a plastic surgery wont be a bad idea, dat ur girlfriend definately have an eye defect, she should visit d nearest optical hospital asap.

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Romance / Re: How I Was Embarrassed In The Church by Johnnoah1st: 9:06pm On Jan 10, 2016
durentdbiitch:
Op relax, i was also embarrassed on christmas day, i went to a church for the first time, i wore my christmas cap, during sermon, d pastor pointed me to remove my cap, i jst angrily left d church. Dis is 2016, learn to forgo
ur personality was a hit back to back from stupiidty to foolishness to slowpoke, yet nobody want to donate sense 4 u, smh massively,

and me be like egbon durentt if its money for brain surgery u want come and collect it
Romance / Re: What Do You Fear Most? by Johnnoah1st: 6:14pm On Jan 10, 2016
obiorathesubtle:
I'm afraid of sucking a woman's vagina!!. All of una carry well/extremely stocked Arsenal of bacteria, germs and many diseases down there.. Even the ones em never discover.


Apart from that one.. I'm fearless.
,dis one clearly lack sense, egbon obiora if u need money 4 brain surgery, come and collect it.

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Romance / Re: Nigerians Are Frustrated Idiots! by Johnnoah1st: 10:19am On Jan 03, 2016
Estharfabian:
U really need to be shot in the head!grin


Can't wait for this Incendiary thread to be All dead.. you obviously created it with the motive of Fueling Trouble!undecided

PS---You're black! deal with it!!undecided
And you're no different from those "frustrated idiots" Ranting bout the issue...You had to Create a thread? for what? To Emit Your idiotic frustrations too?grin

A perfect epitome of Pot calling kettle black!
stfu, u blacks lack common sense, deal with it.
Romance / Re: Nigerians Are Frustrated Idiots! by Johnnoah1st: 10:16am On Jan 03, 2016
Vanquay:
Recently, the Olamide v. Don Jazzy saga is all over Nairaland FP like a Bitvh on heat. I dont listen to Nigerian music as the accent puts me off but i do like the Beats and the occasional Wizkid song. Back to the matter.'

Some idiots are already carrying the matter for head and ranting all over their social medias as if theres a nice reward for their incoherent jargons. Are Nigerians this jobless or maybe because its a weekend

The case that amazed me most are the Niggas on FP who are claiming to erase their songs off their playlist...like WTF? Is it the actions that make you determine if the song is good enough for you or the actual music production, lyrics and quality...like seriously WTF?...Really Nigga...Bruh undecided lipsrsealed


that guy clearly lack something called common sense
Romance / Re: Imperfect Me...... by Johnnoah1st: 10:09am On Jan 03, 2016
STFUareyouGod:
As the year is about to end, I'll like to know your opinion of me (good, bad, even insult is allowed)


Hope y'all had fun today? Happy new year in advance


u have no sense, stupiid, mad, foolish, insane, crazy, idiot, slowpoke,


happy new year to u though!

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Music/Radio / Re: 8 Nigerian Musicians That Needed To Stop Making Music In 2016 by Johnnoah1st: 4:43pm On Jan 01, 2016
Temysteve:
So ur forefather demons is still monitiring u shey!! Some1 praying 4 u for the new yr season yet u still acting like a #Stupendious Felloe. If ur hand is itching u nd u dnt knw wqat to do, y can't u plug it to an electric hotplate.
pls can someone explain to me in english d bullshit dis guy tryna tell me?
Romance / Re: Jobless And Broke Guys Plz Forget Abt Love and romance In 2016 by Johnnoah1st: 3:02pm On Jan 01, 2016
STFUareyouGod:
will Kano pillars ever play in La Liga? Dude we not in same league. Go figure your mate


Night
lol, when d black fuccking monkeys showing level to me cus we access same internet, dis wat u get when u give opportunity to d less priviledge, am gonna blame robert & vint here cus i just dont get why dey will make dis tin global.
Music/Radio / Re: 8 Nigerian Musicians That Needed To Stop Making Music In 2016 by Johnnoah1st: 2:46pm On Jan 01, 2016
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pure2012soul:
This year shall be your season of multiple open doors, year of promotions, breakthroughs, fulfilment, and outstanding success in all areas of your life.
A year of the manifestation of the glory of God upon everything you shall lay your hands on to do.
What ever has been difficult for you in the past years shall become easy for you from henceforth.
The presence of God shall guide your going out and your coming in throughout this year and beyond.
Sorrow and untimely death shall not be your portion, and you shall be far from oppression in Jesus name, AMEN.
Happy 2016
. my apology! i wanted to quote the op and not u, pls accept my apology

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Family / Re: They Came Out Of The Room Sweating, But She Said They Didn't Have Sex! by Johnnoah1st: 11:13am On Jan 01, 2016
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Romance / Re: Jobless And Broke Guys Plz Forget Abt Love and romance In 2016 by Johnnoah1st: 9:59pm On Dec 30, 2015
STFUareyouGod:
even if I was a biiitch, you still wouldn't dare fucking with me


Now swerve
fine! game?

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