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This is the only program that has done what our different governments have failed to do....In MMM, ordinary people help each other financially without any strings attached.... The government, the banks, the super rich and the slave masters hate to see ordinary people prospering and that is why they are crying blue murder, but I tell you what, they are a failure even before they started fighting us.... We are a formidable force and a movement of the people.... If you still want to be a slave to money, then join the government to fight us and see who wins... But if you want to be free from the shackles of lack and want, then join the bandwagon.... The train is moving and about to leave a whole lot of people behind... I advise you to join the freedom fighters today... I can show you how if you're determined to free yourself.... You can reach me through johnnychuks2009@yahoo.com for more information..... Remain Blessed, because Together We Change The World.....!!!!

5 YEARS BURIAL ARRANGEMENT!!!



If "ONLY" Nelson Mandela Was A
Nigerian?
I am beginning to think if South
Africans are not so creative? If
Mandela were to be a Nigerian, Here are the things that will happen:

1------>The corpse will stay in the morgue for 5 years to enable government prepare for a "befitting" burial.


2-------->Government will set up burial planning committee with power to award contracts to construct new roads leading to Mandela's home town construction of new airport, importation of bullet proof Ambulance that will carry the corpse, construction of new stadium for burial reception, new presidential jet, etc.


3-------->APC will protest extravagant waste of public funds.


4------->The national Assembly will pass new budget to accommodate burial expenses.


5------->There will be a national aso ebi (uniform) imported from Holland, USA e.t.c which will be made compulsory 4 every Nigerian to buy, sew and wear.



6------->His Obituary will be appearing on this page, @JK Kanubariyat/chop chop requesting fans to show respect.



7------->During the 5 years of mourning, Governors, traditional rulers, students bodies will struggle to book for appointments to visit and pay condolence to Mr President.


8------->New slangs will emerge, for instance Yoruba greetings will start, e ku Madiba o, eku iku Mandela!!!!!



9------->Our networks will produce new caller tunes...."to hear Mandela's last breath,
press 1, to hear the last word he
spoke, press 2,", etc.....



10------->New products will emerge, eg...Madiba zobo drink, Madiba pure water, Madiba magic soap/cream.



11------->Our musicians ahh!!! 5 albums daily in praise of the icon!



12------->New born babies will be named after him.



13------>Pastors will start seeing vision of how Mandela met them and sent a message to the world through them!!!!!!

ALL IN A BID TO EXTORT MONEY, MAKE NAME AND BE RELEVANT!!!!!


Adieu Madiba.....R.I.P....!!!!!!!!

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I HAVE INVENTED THEIR OWN BAG FOR THEM.....!!!!
THEY MUST GO....
LEBANON MUST GO...!!!!

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Please help a brother out here!!!!

a very wonderful greetings to all honourable members of this great assembly. it's so cool to be back after a very long sabbatical leave. i've going through the comments with some almost losing heart and their patience while some others misunderstood themselves and quarreled but have also reconciled. i also discovered that while some patentees died in this struggle (may their gentle souls rest in perfect peace with the lord, ), others however got hooked to their life partners and had children (congrats to you all). my point here is that however long this struggle might take, i am well convinced in my spirit that we shall all smile when the time is right and that mr. mobil cannot, i repeat, cannot escape the wrath of the almighty for this delay tactics they employed to discourage king uwemedimoh and millions of his supporters and patentees. meanwhile, i still stand by my proposal of a one-million-man-march to abuja if every other strategy fails to yield the required result. peace be with you all comrades.

SOMEONE PLEASE JOIN ME IN SINGING R.KELLY'S "SIGN OF VICTORY" GOOD-LUCK TO YOU, GOOD-LUCK TO ME, GOOD-LUCK TO ALL PATENTEES AND GOOD-LUCK TO ALL NIGERIANS. IT'S INDEED A SIGN OF VICTORY FOR ALL OF US AND A BIG SHAME TO BLOOD SUCKERS AND ENEMIES OF PROGRESS. DURING OUR PATENTEES FORUM IN JOS LAST WEEK, THE KING CALLED IN AND ADDRESSED US LIVE , ENSURING US THAT IN NO DISTANT TIME, ALL WILL DEFINATELY BE WELL WITH OUR BODY AND SOUL. I AGAIN SOLICIT FOR A ONE-MILLION-MAN MARCH TO THE FEDERAL CAPITAL CITY IF MOBIL CONTINUES TO PLAY ON OUR INTELLIGENCE AS A SOVEREIGN PEOPLE.

MY FELLOW HONORABLE MEMBERS OF THIS GREAT FORUM, I JOHNNY227, REPRESENTING PLATEAU STATE FEDERAL CONSTITUENCY TOTALLY AGREES 1000% WITH THE WISE SUGGESTION AND PROPOSAL OF MR. OMOKEMESI. I ALSO WISH TO COMMEND ALL OTHER COMRADES IN THIS STRUGGLE OF THE 21ST CENTURY FOR THEIR STEADFASTNESS AND FAITH; MAY THE GOOD LORD HEAR AND ANSWER OUR FERVENT PRAYERS IN JESUS' NAME, I ALSO WANT TO RENEW MY EARLIER CALL FOR A ONE-MILLION-MAN MARCH TO THE FEDERAL CAPITAL CITY TO CREATE AWARENESS OF OUR PLIGHT AND FOREIGN COMPANIES' LACK OF RESPECT AND DISREGARD FOR OUR LAWS AND VALUE SYSTEMS. PEACE BE WITH YOU ALL.

HELLO DEAR PATENTEES, MY OWN VIEW ON THIS MATTER IS THAT WHILE WE KEEP PRAYING AND HOPING THAT MOBIL RESPONDS TO OUR REQUEST, THE AUTHORITIES IN CCNL SHOULD EMBARK ON A MASSIVE MOBILIZATION OF ALL PATENTEES ACROSS THE LENGTH AND BREADTH OF THIS COUNTRY FOR A 1 MILLION-MAN MARCH TO ASO ROCK OR THE NATIONAL ASSEMBLY SO THE WHOLE WORLD WOULD KNOW THAT WE ARE SERIOUS ABOUT THIS WHOLE ISSUE AND THAT MOST OF US ARE DEPENDING ON THE ROYALTY FOR A MEANINGFUL LIVING. @MOBIL , WHAT ELSE DO YOU WANT BEFORE DOING THE RIGHT AND MORAL THING ON THIS CASE? WHAT IMPRESSION ARE YOU GIVING US AND THE WHOLE WORLD IN GENERAL; THAT YOU ARE ABOVE THE LAW OF A SOVEREIGN NATION; THAT YOU CAN DO ANYTHING IN THIS COUNTRY WITH IMPUNITY AND GET AWAY WITH IT? I DON'T JUST THINK SO. PLEASE DO MAKE HAY WHILE THE SUN IS STILL SHINING VERY BRIGHT.

I greet every legitimate and bonafide member of this assembly; may the good lord who knows all things make our dreams come through in Jesus' name, The personal assistant to the king told me on phone that the court asked us to come back on the 14th of March. It was also rumored that Mobil might also begin to do what has been adjudged the best and moral thing to do when that time comes. I salute the efforts and the courage of our comrades on this forum. @ Omokemesi, do keep up the good job you are doing. You deserve to be the P.R.O of CCNL. God bless you all.

Please does any patentee knows what is going down with either Mobil or CCNL? I seem to be out of date with current events.