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Pets › Re: Caucasian Puppies For Giveaway by johnnyn1(m): 3:08pm On Apr 13, 2018
Price, parent, pics pls
(PPPP)
Celebrities › Re: Daddy Freeze & Tastebudz Feed 890 People At Okobaba Destitute Camp For Lepers by johnnyn1(m): 9:03am On Apr 13, 2018
I can't but imagine how many lives are fed at Rccg Yearly Convention..



If you know you know.

But for the freeze followers.
It's just like a Crocodile adage.. You will never know its close by. When you do its already late.
Good day NLanders
Culture › Re: Igbo Marriage And Bride Price: Put The Records Straight (Represent Your Culture) by johnnyn1(m): 9:42pm On Apr 12, 2018
Mrbigman1:
Yes. Dis still depends on d brides family, cos a friend of mine who got married from oraukwu, d bride's dad is wealthy so I asked to take care of all entertainment and the guy spent about just 300k, bride price, d man told him to bring 30k, the man collected and took 1k outta it and returned 29k.
This is a good one.
The family knows that if they eventually took the money. They are indirectly selling her out..
To them its custom and tradition, but to the husband, its meant they ve sold their daughter..
Culture › Re: Igbo Marriage And Bride Price: Put The Records Straight (Represent Your Culture) by johnnyn1(m): 9:39pm On Apr 12, 2018
motherfucker:
Bro, he meant that items needed is around that amount. Anything after that is left to you and you can then choose to spend just 300k in addition to that one. In essence, with 600k, you have a traditional marriage. White wedding should be a lot cheaper.

Besides, people buy land, laptops, clothes for more than 250k, so why should spending such an amount be seen as too expensive.
Indirectly selling out their daughters..
Romance › Re: Should I Tell My Landlord? by johnnyn1(m): 12:09pm On Apr 12, 2018
mikeweezy:
My rent got expired on the 6th of last month,
The next day my landlady came knocking on my door asking for the rent or i should pack out if i wont paid in 3days time so i quickly put a call to my Landlord cos him reside and work in another state to help talk to his wife and give me Little time as a good man him is he ask me to pay when ever i have the money as old tenant ....
So yesterday i got the money and i went straight to pay the rent to his wife when i got there the door was not well lock so i knock no one answer and i push the door and enter maybe she will be busy @ the kitchen but suddenly i stater hearing some funny noise from one of the room & i walk slowly took out my phone put it on video and behold my landlord wife with one of my good neighbor was busy enjoying they self after some video coverage i took off ,as soon as i get home she send my neighbor to come and ask me for the rent if not she will bring another person in the next day so i tell him not to worry,So i call my landlady and i told her that i was at her place with the money but she was busy and i even came in but them never notice .......she ask me if i see anything i say i don't know she asking me to let go of the House rent lets talk but i feel like informing the husband cos his such a Goodman
You can't do that..
Their life is not yours.
Just hold on to the clip and be safe.
Guess you re not gonna pay house rent for a long time �
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: GNLD Happened To Me Today For The First Time by johnnyn1(m): 11:22am On Apr 12, 2018
My Experience with them.

Few years back i was teaching in a standard Montessori school with fully Air conditioned Class.

But you know how teaching job can be frustrating.
I was at same time looking out for a better job. Then a friend of mine hint me up on a company hiring at Onipanu
I got there early but spent like 20 minute to get the precise brown building..
So I entered the compound and immediately knew It was a Gnld shit.I asked for the dude name and smh I was given a protocol approach like write ur name and phone no etc..

I was so pissed that I left my cool and intelligent kids with my nicely decorated classroom for this shithole.
Well I acted along so as to know all their tricks and approach..
At the long run we were asked to write a test and the results would be forwarded to our phones.
It was disastrous as I saw my fellow Nigerians solving mathematics grin cheesy
Well I just gave em the sheet of paper and walked out.

At evening I got a text saying Congratulations bla blah bla blah..
I hissed and I knew I could never ever fall victim of em.
Pets › Re: What Could One Possibly Get From These Combo? by johnnyn1(m): 12:51am On Apr 12, 2018
I need a pet dog..
Experiences I had with dogs that are not mine, tells alot.

I remember some years back how I played with a dog regarded wicked and mean.
No one could go near her.
Even the owner regards her as evil, and I touched her, played with her head.

You see that who I am.
I see good in every thing, always positively minded.
I believe there is a byte of goodness in every soul.
It just depends on your approach towards such soul..

My relationship with Dogpets are incredibly extraordinary.
It's like I have a gift to tame them.
Car Talk › Re: Lamborghini Goes Into Electric Bicycles Production by johnnyn1(m): 12:19am On Apr 12, 2018
Ise kekere
Owo nla.

Small Work
Big Money
Fashion › Re: Is Nylon Clothing The New Trend Among Ladies? by johnnyn1(m): 7:27pm On Apr 11, 2018
cheesy

Phones › Re: Tecno And Samsung,the Final Showdown. by johnnyn1(m): 2:15pm On Apr 11, 2018
Let sense dawn on you bro.
And do the Google research.
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Pets › Re: German Shepherd Puppy At Give Away Offer SOLD by johnnyn1(m): 1:58pm On Apr 11, 2018
Alexbox:
Agege
I'm also in Agege
Pets › Re: German Shepherd Puppy At Give Away Offer SOLD by johnnyn1(m): 1:05pm On Apr 11, 2018
If you gree 15k.
Hint me up on whatsapp
Romance › Re: My First And Last One Night Stand by johnnyn1(m): 12:58pm On Apr 11, 2018
VeekeeO:
I had always been the good girl, with good grades and hopes of ending up in the media organization of my dreams. I was the sort of girl everyone knew or thought would turn out successful. That was true to some extent till that moment I had a D in my exam. Everyone would have suggested that I tried harder the next semester but then it dawned on me that maybe after all my efforts academically, I may not end up where I wanted.

Then I agreed to go to the club with Sasha and Wendy. They were really excited because it was something they had always wanted to do with me.

I felt awkward stepping into the club, with bodies touching bodies, the sweat and noise. Following my friends, we found a spot and Sasha got us drinks. I avoided drinking because I am really lighthearted but that very night, I didn't really care as I downed the bottle into my system. I felt the effect almost immediately. It was nice. I felt free, as though I could do anything. Then I went into the dancehall, wiggling my butt to the rhythm of the music.

It wasn't long before I felt a presence behind me. I turned and he gave me a sly smile. He was attractive with white teeth that shone in the dark room. I smiled too and continued dancing with him. I never knew I had it in me but it all came naturally. Soon, I could feel his throbbing dick against my butt. I liked the way it felt, so I continued, feeling it get bigger and bigger. The more I felt it, the more my body tingled. It felt wrong because I was against one night stands. I felt commitment should go hand in glove with sex. But at that moment, I didn't care. I was needy and here was a willing dick. I can't say if it was all me or just the alcohol. But all I knew was I took his hand and we walked outside to where there was less noise. I asked him if he had a car. He nodded in the affirmative and took me to the car. It was pretty too dark to see and I was wasted. Resting against the car, I let my lips meet his. Without the slightest resistance, he opened up to me. He tasted like coffee and I wondered when he had that. But it was nice. Sweet and savoury. And the deeper and more intense the kiss grew, the more my body tingled. I could feel myself already wet in my pants and as he slid his hand down there, I felt I was going to melt. I threw my head back and enjoyed as he played with my clitoris. It was even more intense when he put those same hands into his mouth, making eye contact.
I was more than grateful when he opened his car. Shamelessly, I got in there, raising my gown up, taking my pants off. He smiled and stared at me, as if taking in the whole sight. Then he got on top of me, rubbing his cock all over my pussy and it sent waves all over my body. And in that instant, I begged him to actually have sex with me. Like a victorious soldier, he slowly slid his dick into my over ready pussy. He was big. I felt little pain, but it was pleasurable. He began with lazy strokes and slowly increased the pace till he found a rhythm. He went faster and deeper and I felt him in my womb. My climax started building and with every thrust, I felt like screaming out my lungs. We kept going at it till my legs hurt and then, shaking and screaming, I came. That must had triggered him to come as he immediately pulled out, splashing on the floor.
My Head felt better, seeing what had just happened, I quickly ran out of the car, to find my way home.

Days later, my mother asked me to come home for a crusade that was being held. Reluctantly I went home, thinking I would actually feel less guilt and condemnation.
On getting to the church with my mother, I sat down waiting for it to be over with.

Then the pastor climbed on the altar and it turned out to be the guy I had sex with in the club.
Oh shocked
Pets › Re: Adult Male Lhasa Apso For Mating & For Sale by johnnyn1(m): 12:21am On Apr 07, 2018
Price pls
Gloriachisomada:
White Adult Male Lhasa apso for crossing and for sale. Fully vaccinated and dewormed. It can be delivered at ifako-ijaiye, ogba, Berger, agege, iju, ikeja, Egbeda, ojota environs. Whatsapp: 08161680639 ( Gloria)
Art, Graphics & Video › Re: 3 Best Features Of The Mavic Air Drone by johnnyn1(m): 7:26pm On Apr 06, 2018
ainatemitayo:
Here are my 3 Best Features of the Mavic Air Drone. I tested out some of the latest modes and features on the drone from the APAS sensor sensitivity to the Follow mode and the Hand gesture and I was pretty amazed. I'm still unhappy with the range issue tho.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2wNAUboAfs&lc=z22ngpuoetnjdd21hacdp430x4z4r3oh2il00prin0pw03c010c
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Nice one boss.
The DJI mavic Air would cost like how much
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Phones › Re: BEST HOME SCREEN WALLPAPER 2018 by johnnyn1(op): 10:15pm On Mar 29, 2018
Post Your Phone brand and model
Phones › Re: BEST HOME SCREEN WALLPAPER 2018 by johnnyn1(op): 9:24pm On Mar 29, 2018
greenhulk:
Really? What about all those credentials u asked for? Ur name, address, phone number, unique specifications of ur phone, etc
Funny
Phones › Re: BEST HOME SCREEN WALLPAPER 2018 by johnnyn1(op): 9:01pm On Mar 29, 2018
greenhulk:
So why didn't u start with urself?
Above is mine bro.
Phones › BEST HOME SCREEN WALLPAPER 2018 by johnnyn1(op):
Hello Guys/ ladies..
This thread is for you smartphone users

Lets participate in this Cool fun.


Screenshot your recent Home/Wallpaper and post here.

How to participate.
Comment

•Your Phone brand

•Your Phone Model

And
•The Wowing/Unique specifications of your Smartphone that you love.

This is Specifically for the Real Smartphone users on Nairaland.

Enjoy!!!

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