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Sports / Re: Ballon d’Or: Evra Congratulates Messi Ahead Of 2021 Award Ceremony by JohnnyPalmer: 10:20pm On Nov 28, 2021
Kingcalls:


Mumu , he scored his first goal against Chelsea in 2018 , after 12 yrs... Ronaldo only played them within 6 yrs , of which he scored them when he was established and that was after 5yrs ... he only got established in his 4th season and scored in his 5th season...ur fraud got established in 2008 and it took him another 10 yrs to score despite playing them regularly.... fake short fraud

You see why you are dumb

Ronaldo gets to face Chelsea for 6 years consecutively... At least twice a year in the league... Never scored for once

Does Messi. Play in Epl?

Your 10 years analogy is flawed..

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Sports / Re: Ballon d’Or: Evra Congratulates Messi Ahead Of 2021 Award Ceremony by JohnnyPalmer: 10:14pm On Nov 28, 2021
Kingcalls:


As long as Ronaldo has more club goals more champions league goals , European golden boot from 2 different leagues...thats enough....let ur short fraud come win am again fir another league na...u think say na Ronaldo

Messi will finish with more club goals though

As for European golden boot from 2 different leagues... Never knew that's a thing
The kinda stats una dey create ehn

Something Suárez has done

Messi has 6 European golden boot, to 4 for Ronaldo, that's all that matters and considering he has more when both played in Spain
Oga na master

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Sports / Re: Ballon d’Or: Evra Congratulates Messi Ahead Of 2021 Award Ceremony by JohnnyPalmer: 10:07pm On Nov 28, 2021
Kingcalls:


Over 15 yrs u say...u sure say u go school... how many years did he play Chelsea?? From 2003 to 2009 ... of which he started scoring decent numbers in 2007 ... has he played Chelsea since 2009.... it took ur short fraud over 14 yrs to score his 1st goal against the same Chelsea after about q2 attempts or more...

Always throwing lies as usual...2 hat tricks against Madrid, show us proof or keep quiet and remain a fool

Here is proof
Messi against Chelsea... You said 12 attempts or more... But brah you lied

He has only faced Chelsea 10 times grin
And has 3 goals.. He sure didn't score 3 against Chelsea on his 10th attempt grin

Ronaldo 15 attempts against chelsea

And in over 15 years... All facts

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Sports / Re: Ballon d’Or: Evra Congratulates Messi Ahead Of 2021 Award Ceremony by JohnnyPalmer: 10:03pm On Nov 28, 2021
Kingcalls:


We only mention CR7 assists when u say he doesn't...but we don't sent his assists cis great player dont send assists...only goals ...no one takks about pele, Maradona, cruyff, van Basten, zudane , Figo, Ronaldo, Rivaldo, ronaldinho assists ... na only messi fans de carry assists like gala cos im no fit match Ronaldo for goals

Messi fans no dey carry anything for head and If they did... It's not easy supporting the greatest player of all times grin

As for goals... Na only dem Luxembourg, Andorra, Faroe Islands and co be the difference

Their club tallies dey almost the same

And Messi is a better goal scorer, he has better g:g ratio

One also has a 2 year career advantage

And one also plays as a CF and with all these still... He's not ahead grin

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Sports / Re: Ballon d’Or: Evra Congratulates Messi Ahead Of 2021 Award Ceremony by JohnnyPalmer: 9:58pm On Nov 28, 2021
Kingcalls:


Lament ontop award grin grin...champions league over balon dor

Same ballon d or Ronaldo wants more than anything

Na so Pendu talk golden boot over ballon d or that year when Messi was dominating

Guess what... Messi has more European golden boots than the fraud grin

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Sports / Re: Ballon d’Or: Evra Congratulates Messi Ahead Of 2021 Award Ceremony by JohnnyPalmer: 9:56pm On Nov 28, 2021
Kingcalls:


For last 3 yrs in la liga no single goal for elclassico....short fraud ...na y im run go join farmers grin

3 years... I agree
But he still has most classico goals
And 2 hat-tricks
Your Pendu never scored an hat-trick against barca

But over 15 years brah.... Your Pendu no score chelsea

That's pathetic

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Sports / Re: Ballon d’Or: Evra Congratulates Messi Ahead Of 2021 Award Ceremony by JohnnyPalmer: 9:54pm On Nov 28, 2021
Kingcalls:


Assist na goal....shows how dumb u are... only one goal with farmers after 4 months ...very soon na throwing una go de count and ore Assist...bunch of mumu men

But you won't hesitate to let us know Cr7 has the most assists in UCL

You are the child model and prototype for dumbness grin

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Sports / Re: Ballon d’Or: Evra Congratulates Messi Ahead Of 2021 Award Ceremony by JohnnyPalmer: 9:53pm On Nov 28, 2021
MITCHELL96:



Most goals, most assist and most everything you say, why won't he be topping every chat in the tournament ? When the tournament doesn't have strong teams and players too, aside Brazil, Uruguay and Chile, the rest teams na wash, most players aren't playing in for big clubs or big leagues. Let Messi come and do it in Euro na, or world cup

At least Messi has reached a world cup finals
Won best player in a World Cup

Something Pendu generation will never do grin

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Sports / Re: Ballon d’Or: Evra Congratulates Messi Ahead Of 2021 Award Ceremony by JohnnyPalmer: 9:51pm On Nov 28, 2021
MITCHELL96:



Most goals, most assist and most everything you say, why won't he be topping every chat in the tournament ? When the tournament doesn't have strong teams and players too, aside Brazil, Uruguay and Chile, the rest teams na wash, most players aren't playing in for big clubs or big leagues. Let Messi come and do it in Euro na, or world cup

But Pendu can't qualify in a group that has Ireland, Serbia, Luxembourg and Azerbaijan grin grin

A qualifier kane scored 7 goals in 2 matches and has only 1 so far in Epl

A qualifier depay is the highest goal scorer/assists speaks so much volume

All these years Messi was loosing finals, the tournament had strong teams grin
It is Messi that can't do it elsewhere asides Barcelona grin
Now that he's won it
The tournament is weak grin

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Sports / Re: Ballon d’Or: Evra Congratulates Messi Ahead Of 2021 Award Ceremony by JohnnyPalmer: 9:44pm On Nov 28, 2021
paulolee:

bross no follow dt kiddo argue....if na messi get such stats agains Chelsea....dm no go let us hear word...jus free dt boi for d sake of ur sanity

Hahahahaha

I get Im time tonight

I know his trigger points

He's already wailing grin

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Sports / Re: Ballon d’Or: Evra Congratulates Messi Ahead Of 2021 Award Ceremony by JohnnyPalmer: 9:43pm On Nov 28, 2021
Kingcalls:


Be intelligent for once

Coming from someone whose grey matter has been replaced with cement grin grin

Facts, you no dey counter

But na to dey attack the messenger and ignore the message grin

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Sports / Re: Ballon d’Or: Evra Congratulates Messi Ahead Of 2021 Award Ceremony by JohnnyPalmer: 9:40pm On Nov 28, 2021
Kingcalls:


How many did messi get in the full 90mins against city on Wednesday...when Emperor Ronaldo was scoring the winner at villareal

3 games against city, Chelsea and liverpool

3 yellow cards.

2 shots on target

No goals

No assists

1 goal in last 8 epl matches

Fraud of the century
Lord Luxembourg grin

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Sports / Re: Ballon d’Or: Evra Congratulates Messi Ahead Of 2021 Award Ceremony by JohnnyPalmer: 9:38pm On Nov 28, 2021
Kingcalls:


How many did messi get in the full 90mins against city on Wednesday...when Emperor Ronaldo was scoring the winner at villareal

But then Ronaldo is yet to score against the top 3 teams in England this season

Something Messi has done

How about the fact that in over 15 years and over 15 attempts... Pendu is yet to score against Chelsea in England?

Can never be my GOAT

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Sports / Re: Ballon d’Or: Evra Congratulates Messi Ahead Of 2021 Award Ceremony by JohnnyPalmer: 9:36pm On Nov 28, 2021
MITCHELL96:
If They don't give that Award to Lewandowski, then it's a BIG cheat!

But it's not a big cheat if they don't give it to Messi

Man had a great tournament
Finally won the one thing y'all mocked him for all these years and oh boy did he do it in grandstlye
Best player, most goals and assists in a single tournament

But he's Messi, it's not enough
Copa is a useless tournament grin

He's only second to lewy in G&A
But has advantage in terms of quality of trophy won

This shouldn't even be debated and thank goodness it not your ilks deciding who wins or not

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Sports / Re: Ballon d’Or: Evra Congratulates Messi Ahead Of 2021 Award Ceremony by JohnnyPalmer: 9:33pm On Nov 28, 2021
Kingcalls:
Of them like , they should give him...it will only discredit the award.... for the owners of the award to say , Ronaldos only priority is to make sure he wins more balon dor that Messi simply shows y they hv been giving him those fake awards to make sure Ronaldo don't catch up... my take is that awards are given in hidings and are full of sentiments... the champions league winner can only have that when u win it in front of everyone to see... so as the broken goal records... if a player that has not seen the final of the champions league in the past 7 yrs is given the award just cos he won copa grin it simply kills off the credibility of the award...I hope they give it to Messi so that thst stupid award will receive the biggest backlash that they will ever receive, there by killing the authenticity of the award...

Oga just chop your L

The award didn't lose it's credibility when it was given to Pendu in 2013, despite not winning spoon
It is Because Messi won copa that it will lose it's credibility

It didn't lose it's credibility when Ronaldo leveled up with Messi at 5-5
Now that it's obvious he can never catch up, the award is no longer authentic

You should be worried your depreciated Pendu is not even in the conversation
A whole big game player grin

Una do pass this when Modric won
Cry me a River; Cry me a lagoon grin

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester United (1 - 1) On November 28 2021 by JohnnyPalmer: 8:08pm On Nov 28, 2021
unbitchable:

Bro, I said in England ( EPL) not Champions league.

Correct fact

Big game player my black asss

Liverpool
City
Chelsea

0 goals

But after others don score 2 goals to draw level against atlanta, baba score winner
Big game player, he's the one saving ole's job and carrying the team grin grin

If you are to bring a player on when you need a goal.... grin

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester United (1 - 1) On November 28 2021 by JohnnyPalmer: 7:57pm On Nov 28, 2021
unbitchable:

cheesy cheesy

The old fraud has scored 0 goals against Chelsea all his career both past and present in England.

He scored 1 in ucl finals

1 in 16 attempts

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester United (1 - 1) On November 28 2021 by JohnnyPalmer: 7:43pm On Nov 28, 2021
ghostboy:
messi got 2 of his assist from crossing(1 from freekick and the other from corner) and you guys have been making noise about it since, it shows how you messi fans are so used to low standards. Only has one goal in france all season but to you guys say he's better than ronaldo cause he had 3 assists today

But Ronaldo has only scored 1 goal in his last 8 matches in England.. E shock you grin

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Sports / Re: Lionel Messi Deserves To Win The Ballon D’or by JohnnyPalmer: 6:26pm On Nov 28, 2021
OJEEMAH:
Your incessant bragging on this platform is beginning to make you sound too childish and immature

Baba nobody know you and your family here and as long as you don't feed nor pay their bills, nobody send if you dey do better than them.

Any small football argument, you don begin talk down on people as if you know them in person........Some of them might be doing far better than you in life but it changes nothing

You can actually raise your point to dispute his claim without trying to act like you know him and even his family.




Lol, who takes him seriously grin grin

He's been watching football since the 70s lol
His father is Dangote grin

Someone that said he was 21 in 2015 on another of his moniker grin

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Sports / Re: Lionel Messi Deserves To Win The Ballon D’or by JohnnyPalmer: 6:22pm On Nov 28, 2021
Kingcalls:


U are such a mad fool ....people like u live in one room apartment with ur smelly family....look at this sub human that can't enter places I enter , because of there are cheap phones and free data, u think u hv arrived.... with ur gateman papa and iya basira mama....u must be a fool

Why you dey cry naw grin grin

Come and take groundnut grin grin

Of course, I can't enter no dump site
Those are the kinda places you enter grin grin
Sports / Re: Lionel Messi Deserves To Win The Ballon D’or by JohnnyPalmer: 3:12pm On Nov 28, 2021
Praktikals:
Give it to Ronaldo or scrap the award

Another one grin
Sports / Re: Lionel Messi Deserves To Win The Ballon D’or by JohnnyPalmer: 3:11pm On Nov 28, 2021
Dazall:
This award should be scrapped as it has lost it's relevance.

Of course, it should be scrapped cos Ronaldo isn't in the conversation grin
Sports / Re: Lionel Messi Deserves To Win The Ballon D’or by JohnnyPalmer: 3:10pm On Nov 28, 2021
Kingcalls:


Ronaldo won the champions league was top scorer in the champions league... messi flopped in the world cup.... Lewandowski did not flop in the euros, he scored 3 out of the 4 goals Poland scored in the tournament.... messi plays for a country that are always favorite to win the competition...Lewandowski doesn't... Nedved, weah and Shevchenko are past winners despite their respective countries not performing due to their debt in talent... besides, copa is not enough, winners of copas hv never been considered in the past, it will not start now cos messi won it ...

You are mad for saying Messi plays for a country that are ALWAYS favourite to win

Asides Messi, mention 1 World class player in Argentina national team

You are also mad for saying winners of Copa have never been considered in the past

Rivaldo, Ronaldo de lima in the past won ballon d'or just based on copa performances

Werey man said Messi flopped in the world cup
In 2014 messi had the highest g/a in Europe, was world cup best player
Ronaldo flopped in the world cup, but somehow Messi still lost the ballon d'or

In 2018, modric lost the World Cup finals but won the ballon d or

The double standards when it comes to Messi

Messi had a better year in 2018 than lewy in 2021,more goal/assists... More individual and team awards but managed to finish 5th in the ballon d'or rankings cos of same copa

Now that he won the copa america in style being the only player ever in history to finish as top assist, top goalscorer, winner and best player... He doesn't deserve the ballon d' or?

Bunch of jokers

Ronaldo needed a draw at home against Serbia
He couldn't get a shot on target, yet they said he's carrying the team

Messi lost copa finals on penalty
He is finished

The double standards with y'all shitty hypocrites

Come Monday... Una go wail tire

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Sports / Re: Lionel Messi Deserves To Win The Ballon D’or by JohnnyPalmer: 11:36pm On Nov 27, 2021
Joebayo217:
No he doesn't deserve it lewandowski is d real man

Unfortunately, your opinion doesn't matter

If Messi was an European, won the Euros with such a dominar display, this wouldn't even be debated

In 2018, Messi had the highest G/A, only to finish 5th, despite winning la liga, Copa del Rey And Other individual awards

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Education / Re: 300 Level UNN Law Student Scams Lecturer Over N120million by JohnnyPalmer: 12:01am On Nov 27, 2021
Iyaebe:
Let someone come and tell me those crypto boys are not fraudsters let me see.Not only bitcoin its dickcoin.It's only whites that are doing genuine bitcoin whatever,Nigeria version is fraudsters. All those boys with Dada hair are the ones carrying this yahoo disguised bitcoin on their head,show me any decent Nigerian man that's into bitcoin, I'm waiting please?

Put in plain terms, you are just dumb

If you don't know or understand something, you seek knowledge on it not just open your gutter mouth and expose your Ignorance

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Business / Re: CCTV At Obi Cubana's Hustle & Bustle Shows How A Female Clubber Died (Video) by JohnnyPalmer: 7:42pm On Nov 26, 2021
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked



This is why it is pertinent that everyone learns how to administer first aid treatments.
See how the mumu on white wasted such a precious opportunity and kicked that girl to death instead of saving her life.

If I was there, God knows I'd have taken her bra off to be able to compress her chest without any inhibitors.

Then I'd bend down and give her the best mouth-to-mouth that money can buy.

Just feeling the luscious lips of a raving lunatic mouthing over hers is enough to send electric spikes back to any feeble heart.

Besides, I read somewhere that orgasms are good for the heart but I am not thinking what you are thinking because I am only responsible for my own inordinate lust.


grin grin grin grin

You no just well

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Sports / Re: Messi Vs Ronaldo: Lampard Makes U-turn On Better Player by JohnnyPalmer: 4:50pm On Nov 26, 2021
ifiokjohn:
Oga important games not all those Nonsense you're spewing.

Have he changed the tie and qualified his team like Ronaldo did against Wolfburg, Atletico, Atletico again, Atalanta, Villarreal, shakaa O4, Roma, Villarreal again, Sweden, Spain, Bayern Munich, Bayern Munich again, Porto( at united) Lyon etc.
That's what I'm saying.
You can see I didn't added ordinary league matches because even Fernandez have come from bench to come and give an assist and scored when man united is loosing.
I'm talking important important matches..


I'm talking about real matches that keeps your team at the top of a group, or qualifies your team.

Come back to me if you can bring something like this for Messi..

Roma, Liverpool, Bayern Munich, etc all came to wop his ass.

Your arguments are just dumb honestly

Did Ronaldo change all the above mentioned games from the bench? Cos that's what your arguments started with

Now when I showed you superior facts, you have shifted goal post

I'm not here to do back and forth with you, but there are scores of big matches Messi has single handedly changed

Vs Real Madrid in champions league, vs Chelsea, vs united, vs bayern, vs arsenal....
Go figure the rest

As usual you have nothing new to say... Ronaldo big game player... City, Liverpool knack am for home... Leceister and Watford trashed him
Serbia trashed him at home

But yet, Ronaldo is a big game player, but can't change the ties in these recent matches grin
Can't even save ole's job if he had converted those 1 on 1 he missed

Bunch of jokers

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Sports / Re: Messi Vs Ronaldo: Lampard Makes U-turn On Better Player by JohnnyPalmer: 2:45pm On Nov 26, 2021
Kingcalls:


I meant conversion rate in general...tot u said messi has lesser penalties... 18 penalties in 80 games
.. 62 non penalty goals
..Ronaldo 99 non penalty goals and will be the first man to score 100 non penalty goals

Maybe you should read properly next time

Before rushing to type grin

And forget all these International goal stats
If Messi was facing the likes of Luxembourg, Andorra, San Marino he would have scored way more

Harry Kane scored 4 first half goals against a Country that only has 2 professional players

He was substituted, maybe he would have ended up scoring another 3 second half goals

Mbappe scored 4 also not long ago

Nothing special

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Sports / Re: Messi Vs Ronaldo: Lampard Makes U-turn On Better Player by JohnnyPalmer: 2:26pm On Nov 26, 2021
ifiokjohn:
Oga that's not the question I ask you. It simple question. Due to both antecedents... Which of them do you think can rescue you a point or a win in a game you're losing.

Give me instances of Games Messi have done it...

Ronaldo have done it so many times.. Messi hasn't

I don't argue with dumb people

I showed you stats, you are here arguing against stats

Messi is more than twice likely to score than Ronaldo with both of them coming in as a substitute and that's a fact

Despite one being a number 9

There was a game against either Villareal or Sevilla where the opposing players were begging Messi to take it easy while warning up on bench

Barca was loosing, he came on scored 1 or 2 goals and barca won the game

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Sports / Re: Messi Vs Ronaldo: Lampard Makes U-turn On Better Player by JohnnyPalmer: 2:22pm On Nov 26, 2021
Kingcalls:


U are a bloody liar...its 16 ( the Luxembourg inclusive) and Ronaldo has a better rate when it comes to penalties... messi has played more penalties than Ronaldo...u messi fans are known for liessssss ...

Checked I agree its 16
My bad

But then you are a liar for saying Ronaldo has better conversion rate at international level

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Sports / Re: Messi Vs Ronaldo: Lampard Makes U-turn On Better Player by JohnnyPalmer: 11:06am On Nov 26, 2021
Emuforlife1:
Ok no cry. Ronaldo is the bestgrin

Make e cry abeg
Sports / Re: Messi Vs Ronaldo: Lampard Makes U-turn On Better Player by JohnnyPalmer: 11:05am On Nov 26, 2021
Kingcalls:


Is messi not a penalty taker?? Of his last 8 goals in the CL , 6 are penalties, while of Ronaldo's last 10 goals in the CL , 2 are penalties, in the national team , Ronaldo has 16 penalties out of his 115 goals while messi the penalty merchant has 19 penalties out of his 80 goals ... deluded messi fans , living in lala land...hypocrites

It's the way you lie just to make Ronaldo look so good

You are just a pathetic old fool

Ronaldo has 18 penalties
You forgot he scored 2 against Luxembourg
Is lord Luxembourg a joke to you grin

Ronaldo has taken more penalties when it comes to National team
It's not Messi's fault he has an higher conversion rate at National team level

You also selectively limited your arguments to ucl, just to favour Ronaldo, let's talk about the leagues in the last 5,6 seasons back and see who relies more on penalties to stat pad

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