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Sports / Re: Is Messi The Most Selfless Footballer In History? by JohnnyPalmer: 7:25pm On Oct 20, 2021
Sanchez01:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBVCloyX0u0


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJqq9zzxIDk


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRZa5__d5h8

Ronaldo freely gave Benzema and Bale several penalties when they were at the biting end of Spanish press and suffering from goal droughts.

Messi can't score goals. He is literally under the shadow of Mbappe now. No hype, no buzz, it is giving up penalties. LMAO.

The two videos combined

He gave Benzema twice
Alonso forcefully took over
Sergio Ramos once

Khaka and Louis Saha are first team takers ahead of Ronaldo at United and Real. Madrid
So he didn't give shit out to them

And those two forms the majority of your videos

Ronaldo has never given up more than 5 penalties in his career
Messi... 30

Can you beat that?

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Sports / Re: "He's Not Even Among The Top 5" - Ex Player Slams Ronaldo by JohnnyPalmer: 5:18pm On Oct 20, 2021
Ronaldo is a Great Goal scorer

Maybe the greatest, but then we have Puskas and Gerd Meuller
With Mad g:g ratios too

But in terms of who is the greatest player of all times

I agree with Cassano, he doesn't come close

For some Ronaldinho is the best player of all times

The only advantage Ronaldo and Messi have is their madt longetivity

But Messi has always shown he's shoulders above the rest

If Messi never scored half of all his goals...
He'll still be in the conversation

Could that be said of Ronaldo?

Think on these

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Sports / Re: Is Messi The Most Selfless Footballer In History? by JohnnyPalmer: 11:57pm On Oct 19, 2021
Like for Messi

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Sports / Re: Prime Suarez Vs Prime Salah, Which was better? by JohnnyPalmer: 11:56pm On Oct 19, 2021
In an Era dominated by Messi and Ronaldo

Only Suárez snatched the European golden boot from both in their prime and did it twice albeit one was shared with Ronaldo

No one comes close to Prime Suarez asides Messi and Ronaldo

In terms of Numbers, only Lewandowski surpasses him, but you can make a case against Lewy playing for a super, stable team and in an attacking league, where it's somewhat easier to score goals compared to the rest of the top 5 leagues in Europe

Sallah is making waves and on the right path, but I will be deluded to say he's better than prime Suarez

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Sports / Is Messi The Most Selfless Footballer In History? by JohnnyPalmer: 11:49pm On Oct 19, 2021
Messi gives Mbappé a penalty when he’s on a hat trick, and fighting for the Ballon d’Or in PSG 3-2 home win against RB Leipzig tonight.

This is not the first time, Messi has passed on such opportunities to his team mates

Messi handed 30 penalties over to his
teammates, 8 of which would have allowed him to complete a hattrick:

-Neymar (11)
-Suarez (9)
-Eto'o (3)
-Griezmann (3)
-Coutinho (2)
-Ibrahimovic (1)
-Mbappe (1)

Could Messi be the most selfless player in History?

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Sports / Re: Psg's Defence Is So Useless by JohnnyPalmer: 11:37pm On Oct 19, 2021
Numerouno94:
Messi still showed his class.


Squawka Football
@Squawka
· 1h
Lionel Messi's game by numbers vs RB Leipzig:

91.2% pass accuracy
85 touches
9 duels won
7 dribbles (most)
5 shots (most)
4 ball recoveries
2 fouls won
2 goals (most)

Yet some old fool said Messi was just strolling on the pitch grin

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Atletico Madrid Vs Liverpool UCL (2 - 3) On 19th October 2021 by JohnnyPalmer: 10:43pm On Oct 19, 2021
Numerouno94:


U sure say u watch the match? Hw Messi goal take b tapin? Explain abeg.

You are wasting your time on an old fool

Peson wey no watch match

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Sports / Re: Why Are Ronaldo Fans Like This?? by JohnnyPalmer: 10:34am On Oct 19, 2021
Crystyano:



But you are not straightforward/sincere


You also don't see anything as true except it supports your preference



Ultimately
You don't really care about logic..... you just wanna sound like you have defeated someone ..... which doesn't make you special....so keep celebrating vanity

And you know all these about me, how?

I haven't had an encounter with you till now, so what exactly led you to this myopic conclusion?

Whom I choose love, my opinions,.... Mine to decide

I argue with facts, if I've posted anything that's not factual, please do point it out

Unlike you Ronaldo fan boys that will manufacture what's not there and try to make it factual

I also troll too, my favourite gets trolled, I reciprocate in equal, appropriate and extra measures
Doesn't make me insincere

Just means you need a discerning spirit grin
Sports / Re: Why Are Ronaldo Fans Like This?? by JohnnyPalmer: 11:01pm On Oct 18, 2021
Kingcalls:


Copa is trash mugu... who has ever taken that dead cup seriously... just because messi won it, its now an important tournament... tournament that has either Brazil or Argentina appearing in every final...or both... that is farmers cup... the fraud plays in a farmers league and farmers cup

I'm sure come November 29, you gonna say ballon d' or is trash too grin grin

You and your fraud are bitter, sore losers

A bitter, vile, old fool

I don give you a new word to copy my son grin grin

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Sports / Re: Why Are Ronaldo Fans Like This?? by JohnnyPalmer: 6:57pm On Oct 18, 2021
Kingcalls:


I dont give my time to people way better than u , I hv given u more time than what I give them.... and I'm perplexed and disappointed that I gave u this much time and to make it worse...to an empty skull that even scientists will b amazed at ur dumbness...they wud need to create an advanced equipment to be able to see if they can ascertain if u are some sort of science gone wrong or some sort of defect from birth .... the worst part of it is that u don't even know it ....and ur stupidity should be hereditary, u are so experienced in ur diverse stupidity and u are so proud of it and u will beat anyone to it cos of ur years of experience in stupidity.... u are an IQ degrader.... anyone that keeps on conversing with u will get infected mentally....it cud even become an epidemic with u at the centre of it ...the Wuhan of it.... will not give u time again

When confronted with facts you can't defend, you are here barking and ranting grin grin

Like, I said I love your tears

You are not even creative at all, imagine stealing my lines grin grin

Ogbeni, you are jobless, your life and entirety depends on this site

Focus on your already declined ewure

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Sports / Re: Why Are Ronaldo Fans Like This?? by JohnnyPalmer: 4:38pm On Oct 18, 2021
Kingcalls:


Look at this fool , u are showing me only club stats ...do u think u are dealing with a semi illiterate like the people around u ... its certain u hv never in ur life met intelligent well grilled folks .... my goodness, what sort of hood do u come from?? U are way below average when it comes to brilliance or intelligence..... people like u , can only make it thru trying to swindle ur type.... u posted club and left out country to try to validate ur points but included country when u wanted to pad up goals .... run along.... we are not of the same class... I can't even employ someone like u to work as a junior staff in my company, talkless of a supervising position.... u need to equip urself , u are too far behind

The 3rd image I sent shows all time penalty career stats

You don't understand English or you need an interpreter? grin grin

All these your imaginary levels and wealth won't increase your hemorrhaging account balance in real life hope you know

Messi never scored 17 penalties, he scored 14 penalties

I've looked up and it's same in about 5 other sites, only the one you posted is different

Go watch all the 91 goals he scored and help us count the number of penalties grin grin

Old fool

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Celebrities / Re: After A 24 Hours Break, Janemena Resumes Twerking On Instagram by JohnnyPalmer: 3:25pm On Oct 18, 2021
Ashawo will always be an ashawo

Ashawo no dey shame

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Sports / Re: Why Are Ronaldo Fans Like This?? by JohnnyPalmer: 1:58pm On Oct 18, 2021
Kingcalls:


Its has been proven yet again what a fraud u are just like ur short fraud... what u hv said is different from what the records show ... the 14 he claimed is what Ronaldo did while his fraud did 17 that same season grin grin grin

U no get money to research grin grin... send me ur details mk I send u something grin grin... retard grin grin

You too dumb sha

A disgrace to your parents

We all know who relies on penalty to stat pad

Penaldo grin grin

Penalty or no party

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Sports / Re: Why Are Ronaldo Fans Like This?? by JohnnyPalmer: 11:49am On Oct 18, 2021
Kingcalls:


Oh so e even reach 14 grin grin grin grin.... now compare than with 3 ...u see u are still a retard grin grin grin...

Mr adulterated brain .... @ bolded ...now u see say na porti de inside ur head... messi 19 goals that same season ..world record grin grin... empty head wey no de do research b4 posting

Immobile score 14 penalties that season mugu ...more than anyone in Europe...Mr retard wey no de do research

Frauds always support frauds... grin grin... u think say u fit post fake stats for here...no b 19 penalties de dia so?? grin grin... fraud that had the highest number of penalties for a player in international team 18 penalties grin grin...im wan fight referee say dem no give am im favourite tea against dead peru grin grin despite lauturo saving Argentina....I post with facts ...but ur porti brain no de function...retard ...nwa mechanic grin...carry food go give ur papa for workshop grin

I wonder if you can read or you just have a selective amnesia
But in your case it must be retrograde amnesia cos of your backward mentality

Even the screenshot you posted, if you open to read it, you will realise he scored 14 of the 19 Pk's he took
Against what you earlier said... That he scored 18 Pk's

19/20 season... Your fraud scored 14pk's in all competitions minus national team

But then you will only post stats that suits your rubbish agenda

This dimwit said it's only Messi that has played 18 Pk's in a calendar year and yet your own screenshot just showed Ronaldo played 18 Pk's.... And you expect me to keep arguing with a brain dead you?

Far from it

Keep ranting, barking and crying in my mentions

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Sports / Re: Why Are Ronaldo Fans Like This?? by JohnnyPalmer: 11:15am On Oct 18, 2021
bantamx:

And if he doesn't win it just know that EFL CUP is BIGGER THAN Copa America grin

grin grin grin grin

EFL Cup too far... Carling Cup sef dey bigger be that grin grin

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Sports / Re: Why Are Ronaldo Fans Like This?? by JohnnyPalmer: 11:01am On Oct 18, 2021
bantamx:


You never recover from that one abi grin prepare for more fraudulent awards to come grin
Make I see how many award ur fraud go collect with Neymar and Mbappe in the same team.

You are invited, November 29 is the date grin grin
Put on a black attire, cos I have a feel you gonna be in a sorrowful mood

Even Neymar and Mbappe knows Messi na their Father smiley

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Sports / Re: Why Are Ronaldo Fans Like This?? by JohnnyPalmer: 10:51am On Oct 18, 2021
bantamx:

Let him win player of the month fess grin

It's obvious it was a fraudulent award, sallah was the player of the month, dem give Ronaldo
We'll see if he will win player of the season grin grin

The same way dem dey pack fraudulent awards give him for Serie A

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Sports / Re: Why Are Ronaldo Fans Like This?? by JohnnyPalmer: 10:46am On Oct 18, 2021
Kingcalls:


Painment is real grin grin .. look at person wey dem born without brain cells dey talk about loosing brain cells grin grin...u cant loose what u dont have... look at the trash he posted to further verify that he has no brain cells grin grin... the raining EPL player is Ronaldo, he won itvlast most....so u can keep on loosing sleep on his head...u must b used to it... ur short fraud is being exposed daily... 91 goals in a year with 18 penalties grin grin grin chaiiii...king of penalties grin grin... no one has ever played 18 penalties in a year...even that record that was initially set by muller in 72....muller did 85 goals with only 3 penalties...82 goals without penalties...ur fraud did 73.... using penalties to claim award grin grin grin...same penalty una use de insult the Emperor of football.... retards

Oga it's reigning not raining, like I do say, your Brain matter has been replaced with cement

Continue with the false stats... I hope it helps you sleep

How many penalties did Ronaldo score in 19/20 at Juve? 35% of his goals were penalty... Still he could not beat immobile to the golden boot...

Reason why he's called penaldo

Same 11/12 wey you dey shout... Ronaldo played 18 Pk's in a calendar year.. But this fool just said no one has ever done that grin grin
Forgetting it's his fraudulent ewure that does that... And it's not even a 1 time thing

You are just an old fool, always posting stats that are not accurate
Remove the 14 penalties Messi scored that year,...
Your fraud best season still no reach, e shock you? grin

keep wallowing in tears boo grin

Try upgrade your sense and at least come up with accurate stats biko grin

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Sports / Re: Why Are Ronaldo Fans Like This?? by JohnnyPalmer: 10:12am On Oct 18, 2021
bantamx:

Oh u wanna compare Firmino with Ronaldo ? No problem! Allow me to compare HAKIMI with MMM(Missing Midget Messi ) Hakimi has more goals and assists than the dwarf fraud. A player who hasn't played in LIGUE 1 before. Your goat is still looking for Debut goal and debut assist since forever. He always starts slow He always starts slow NA GENERATOR

At least hakimi has played almost all matches

Firminho has just started 1 game and has more goals than your fraud
No be juju be that? grin grin

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Sports / Re: Why Are Ronaldo Fans Like This?? by JohnnyPalmer: 10:03am On Oct 18, 2021
Kingcalls:


Farmers league grin grin grin.... mugu, I no de wake up early rush enter bus like u every morning so u no go loose job... come let me employ u in my company mugu...


All I said , counter it, if dem born u well... u know ur fraud is being exposed and the whole barca is dead without him grin grin has been proved wrong.... alba, pique , kun , fati are all back and barca don de pick...the short fraud was being carried by barca and u minions claimed it was the other way round.... criminal fans....


Ur fraud is failing at psg and destroying the team ... one goal in 5 games grin grin...no more penalties to stat pad grin grin...mbappe and neymar no gree am grin grin

grin grin grin
Peson wey never chop can't afford to employ me

Your daily tears is my delight, I won't be arguing with a dumb person, don't wanna lose more brain cells

It's 3 games your ewure don play with 0 goals, the fraud has declined
Juve almost missed UCL qualification because of the fraud, reason why they didn't hesitate to sell him, United will almost certainly miss it, if they don't bench the fraud

The fraud is not even in the top 5 best players in Epl at the moment, he should sit down and watch sallah YouTube videos grin grin
Cos no tap-ins and penalty, no party grin grin grin

The image below shows how the fraud is killing united, can't press, waiting for ready made goals grin

Cry more boo
I go use your tears boil egg

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Family / Re: Eight Famous Sportsmen Married To Childhood Sweethearts by JohnnyPalmer: 9:51am On Oct 18, 2021
Sonnobax15:
lipsrsealed
Meanwhile,our own CR7 is yet to marry his adulthood friend lipsrsealed

His method is the modern way to go, although what works for everyone is different, but if you want your peace of mind, don't get married officially.

If tuface had known this, he won't be in the sort of mess he is now
David, Wizkid..... don't look like they getting married anytime soon or ever

At the end of the day, no woman will claim half his wealth via divorce

And he can forever change women as he deems fit and whenever he gets bored.

He had almost all his children via surrogacy

CR7 is a smart Man
An Alpha Male and a Red Piller
Sports / Re: Why Are Ronaldo Fans Like This?? by JohnnyPalmer: 9:40am On Oct 18, 2021
Numerouno94:


grin grin grin grin

Boss, hw fr na?

I dey oo

Please don't forget to vote Penaldo for dubai d'or grin grin

His legacy is at stake

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Sports / Re: Why Are Ronaldo Fans Like This?? by JohnnyPalmer: 9:36am On Oct 18, 2021
Kingcalls:


Look at this mugu...at least he has scored 3 league goals.... how many hv ur short fraud scored?? NOTHING!!! not even one goal, u should be worried about that.... psg dint even need him cos they still win their games without him... out of the 5 games he has played for psg on the pitch, psg has only scored 4 goals ...when he's not on the pitch since his debut , they hv scored 8 goals and hv not dropped a single point... man city is the only game that they hv scored and won since his debut...every single time they dropped points , he was there on the pitch.... look at how deadly barca were yesterday..... look at the way they finished valencia and kun is back... so as fati... ur short fraud will b exposed

Bros you Don too old to dey cry on a Monday Morning
It's too early

I know you jobless, but at least can you pretend to have something doing grin grin

All the nonsense you typed ain't true, but agenda must agend
Only you say he played 5 games, only you say... Na only 1 of the 5 games dem win with am, you see say you no get sense sad

But Psg dey top of league
While United no dey top 4 grin grin

One will win league, the other nothing sure for am, e don comot for cup

3 games without a goal, for a striker that must be a goal drought already

It's time Ole drops Cr7 for cavani
Fact is united was a better team without the fraud

Firminho scored a hat-trick of tap-ins, na sallah dem dey Hype for just 1 goal scored

All the tap ins wey your fraud dey score no reach the bar challenge Messi dey do grin

Cry more boo

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Sports / Re: Patrice Evra: I’m Sick Of Giving The Ballon D’or To Messi by JohnnyPalmer: 10:05pm On Oct 17, 2021
CSTR2:

Him winning Copa America made him a contender.

He wouldn't have been a contender without that trophy win.
And he is not even a favourite for the award.

He did not even win UEFA best player.
That went to jorginho.

Barcelona did not win the league or the champions league.

He came 4th in Uefa best player
That's cos he had a poor outing in the UCL
And did not play in the Euros, cos euros was considered

Messi was the only south-american to make top 10, and the gap between the 3rd position and 4th was close despite the above considerations

He finished ahead of Lewandowski @ 5th, mbappe and Ronaldo @9th

The ballon d or considers all competitions including the Copa América unlike uefa awards

So it's not even a question of doubt or a debate

Messi is winning his 7th d'or hands down

We are now worried about his 8th d' or

By the way.. Papa Pérez has shifted the media PR... And it's more of Messi, lewy and Benz triad now grin grin

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Sports / Re: Why Are Ronaldo Fans Like This?? by JohnnyPalmer: 9:48pm On Oct 17, 2021
Numerouno94:


90% of his goals came against farmers like Faro island, Andora, Liechtenstein, Cyprus, Bulgaria, Luxembourg etcetera. My grandmum self can single handedly handle those teams. undecided undecided

@bolded, Pendu must b given Luxembourg D'or. He deserves it. grin grin

Say no more grin grin

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Sports / Re: Why Are Ronaldo Fans Like This?? by JohnnyPalmer: 8:41pm On Oct 17, 2021
babakb:


Messi fans are so frustrated, they thought Ronaldo would flop at Juventus but they were deeply disappointed, they are pained that Ronaldo broke Ali Daei's record, and now they are worried that he is making waves in Man United again cool cool cool

You must be mad quoting yourself to make it look like you have a point grin grin

Ronaldo hasn't scored in the last 3 Epl matches, I think you should worry about that first

Also worry on how Firminho with his first start has more goals than fraudnaldo grin grin

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Sports / Re: Patrice Evra: I’m Sick Of Giving The Ballon D’or To Messi by JohnnyPalmer: 7:03pm On Oct 17, 2021
pquaver:


No just 1ce oga.. Read what u posted. He came last in a group with Iraq and Costa Rica.. Chai ronaldo is a big fraud und he even left in group stage.. Mtschew abeg nobody should place Messi name near ronaldo jare. The distance Messi give ronaldo is like trekking from my village in the owerri to lagos abeg

That's the reason why his minions will never mention his Olympics outing.. They prolly want to erase it from history grin

But will undermine a gold medalist

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Sports / Re: Jurgen Klopp Insists Mohammed Salah Is Better Than Ronaldo & Messi by JohnnyPalmer: 6:58pm On Oct 17, 2021
Silentgroper:
Scratch dat. He is actually better dan those two. Can ronaldo nd messi replicate d same kind of goal against different teams. ... Can they ever?

You know nothing about football
Foreign Affairs / Re: Brazilian President Barred From Football Game Due To Vaccination Status by JohnnyPalmer: 5:54pm On Oct 17, 2021
A Society where things work

Not in my Country.... Where the President is bigger than the Law itself

And the Judiciary and Legislative is a tool to serve their purposes

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Politics / Re: Obi Cubana Given A Standing Ovation By Ex Govs & Ex Senators At Sun Award: Video by JohnnyPalmer: 3:43pm On Oct 17, 2021
Na money dey end rubbish

E-money sef see peson wey pass am, he dey do follow follow

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Sports / Re: Patrice Evra: I’m Sick Of Giving The Ballon D’or To Messi by JohnnyPalmer: 1:25pm On Oct 17, 2021
NORSIYK:


That's not fact my friend, anybody can edit that.
Prove me wrong by bringing the 2004, 2012, 2016 and 2021 best players the way you brought that of Messi, then I will believe you.

You don't have to believe me

I have nothing to prove to you

Continue in your Ignorance
Sports / Re: Patrice Evra: I’m Sick Of Giving The Ballon D’or To Messi by JohnnyPalmer: 1:24pm On Oct 17, 2021
Starz825:

Mention the three years he lost UCL finals to Messi...
Huna go dey give stat like say people wey dey here no dey watch football...

Just '09 and '11..

2015

Barca vs Juve

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