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Nairaland / General / Re: Send A Shoutout To Nairalanders That Made You Smile This Year by JohnnyPalmer: 8:04pm On Dec 29, 2021
obembet:
Year 2021 has been a blessed year so far and nairaland has been a wonderful forum full of wonderful people that can make can forget your sorrow with thier wonderful comments.

I also want to reach out to All nairaland football lovers. believe me this guys are so wonderful, people like OJEEMAH JohnnyPalmer Paulolee PlayMaker14
Kilishihunter PECON1 ThierryJay Chloraseptic . I can not forget you guys in a hurry.

Also, I want to appreciate our Nairaland Senior pastor Righteousness2 . I will not forget snake master Lalasticlala and my sweetheart mynd44 , this guy has ban me 3 times this year.

I love you all guys and I wish you prosperous year ahead.

Compliments ma'am/sir

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Romance / Re: Kanye West's Ex Or Kim Kardashian. Who Is Prettier? (photos) by JohnnyPalmer: 9:53am On Dec 27, 2021
ObaKlaz:
And you think Amber Rose is black?

She has mixed nationality, part of it traces to Africa
Romance / Re: Kanye West's Ex Or Kim Kardashian. Who Is Prettier? (photos) by JohnnyPalmer: 12:18am On Dec 27, 2021
YoungBlackRico:
Guy they are both exes...and that's not the only Black girl he's dated. Where you put amber?

Exactly, I was about to ask of Amber Rose too
Sports / Re: Messi's Standards Drop In 2021 by JohnnyPalmer: 9:15pm On Dec 25, 2021
Kingcalls:


Keep on fooling urself ...Ronaldo scored 28 goals in his first season at juve at the age of 34.... messi is at 6 goals after half season in his first season at 34 in psg .... he will still be 34 at the end of the season, then we will judge ... it u wanna use ur barca stats , then ud say he scored those goals at 33 , sane age Ronaldo scored 44 goals in 44 games for Madrid in his last season and coupled it with his 3rd consecutive champions league.... keep decieving ur deluded self

You just like to convulse at my mentions

I compared Ronaldo @34 with Messi @34
The stats is correct innit?

The rest does not matter
Sports / Re: Messi's Standards Drop In 2021 by JohnnyPalmer: 5:17pm On Dec 25, 2021
Messi at 34 still outscored Ronaldo at 34 despite scoring 1 league goal in 11 matches grin

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Sports / Re: Messi's arrival Divides PSG’s Dressing Room, Mbappe No Longer Close To Neymar by JohnnyPalmer: 7:09pm On Dec 22, 2021
OJEEMAH:
You get time to show am facts sef..... There's no point engaging someone whose brain is wired to embrace any stats that massages Ronaldo's ego.

Johnnypalmer, can you imagine the bolded??


Lol

I know he's not smart

Even though he tries to talk smart

Showing him stats won't do anything to him, can't even shut him up cos he'll insult his ancestors join
It's to stop misleading the shipples

Someone that recently legit said not all assists will result in a goal grin

I can't be wasting brain cells arguing with such

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Sports / Re: Messi’s Words On Ballon D’ Or Really Touched Me – Lewandowski by JohnnyPalmer: 6:53pm On Dec 22, 2021
An award that has always been voted by Journalists is now rigged because Ronaldo fan boys are pained Messi won and not the fact that they wanted lewy to win out of the goodness of their hearts

It wasn't rigged when they were both levelled at 5-5
It's now that it's rigged grin

Like for Messi

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Sports / Re: Messi’s Words On Ballon D’ Or Really Touched Me – Lewandowski by JohnnyPalmer: 6:51pm On Dec 22, 2021
MJBOLT:
mods no go move this one go FP o but if na bad news about Messi,dem go move am.

What do you expect

It makes Messi looks good.

Na haram for front page grin
Sports / Re: Messi's arrival Divides PSG’s Dressing Room, Mbappe No Longer Close To Neymar by JohnnyPalmer: 6:49pm On Dec 22, 2021
OJEEMAH:
Can you imagine?? And the clown was still bragging to be intelligent and knowledgeable.

Honestly, I'm not surprised at his level of cluelessness.


I've been dealing with him for a while

Send him facts he can't defend, he will resort into personal insults

They were all shouting Messi went to a 6th league and Ronaldo the best league in the world based on uefa co-efficient at the time

Same coefficient now says Ligue 1 is the best league in the world, I haven't seen them say shit about that grin

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Sports / Re: Messi's arrival Divides PSG’s Dressing Room, Mbappe No Longer Close To Neymar by JohnnyPalmer: 6:32pm On Dec 22, 2021
OJEEMAH:
I stopped engaging you cos you can't drive your points without insult and hostility. Did i say Ronaldo played Europa League?? You are contradicting yourself...... Your post says no one has score more goals in UEFA Club Competition than Ronaldo and there are 3 UEFA Club Competitions UCL, UEL and UEFA Super Cup. In the UCL, they have both scored 38 clubs but maybe Ronaldo has more goals in Super Cup than Messi.

Oga, you are wrong. Before this season, they were not on 37. Messi had scored more clubs in UCL than any player dead or alive.

You know nothing but you brag about everything. this isn't the first, second nor third time i have exposed your lies, cluelessness and gross ignorance on NL.

Wow! i never knew whoever chooses Messi over Ronaldo is unintelligent.

If this is your way of measuring IQ, then you are no different from those almajiri roaming the street of Kaduna.


Please cure your ignorance with the screenshot from UEFA twitter handle and stop this public display of ignorance.

Empty Barrels Make the Most Noise

The old fool is arguing with a stat from ucl verified account

You can't beat such foolery grin

It's legendary

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Sports / Re: Messi's arrival Divides PSG’s Dressing Room, Mbappe No Longer Close To Neymar by JohnnyPalmer: 6:27pm On Dec 22, 2021
Kingcalls:


U are deluded....what has messi played this season....every single goal he has scored this season was supplied by mbappe... Still, mbappe has more goals ... 16 goals in all competitions and 13 assists... no b beans .... messi is living on past glory .... without mbapoe psg is trash.... u all know this but choose to lie and hide the truth.... if una trust messi reach , y dint they sell mbappe when real offered 200m for a player that has a year left in his contract.... y has messi not played in the champions league final in 7 yrs ...at least mbappe has played in a final last year .... accept the fact that Messi is finished... 1 goal after half of the season

You've been shouting Messi is finished all these years but finished Messi just won another ballon d'or grin

While unfinished Pendu will win Dubai d or grin
Sports / Re: Messi's arrival Divides PSG’s Dressing Room, Mbappe No Longer Close To Neymar by JohnnyPalmer: 6:23pm On Dec 22, 2021
Kingcalls:


Stop telling lies and showing us old gist ...Ronaldo presently has the record as showed below... u messi fans will always choose deception and lies... u can clearly see that its stated 39 goals below and they even told u that Messi only equalled Ronaldo's record... read what is written below and educate urself ....stop throwing fake news

You are the liar, Ronaldo has scored against 38 not 39

Stop carrying fake news from fake blogs

Sports / Re: Overshadowed By Mbappe, Messi Is LEFT OUT Of Ligue 1 Team Of The Year by JohnnyPalmer: 6:04pm On Dec 22, 2021
KingOroro1:

Bleep-off my mention dwarf-pig.








Ororo for a reason


No be your wealthy dad get nairaland naw grin grin

You were campaigning Messi going to a supposed 6th league in Europe

Now that's Ligue 1 is the number 1 league, you are angry
Don't be anoid grin grin

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Sports / Re: Overshadowed By Mbappe, Messi Is LEFT OUT Of Ligue 1 Team Of The Year by JohnnyPalmer: 12:12pm On Dec 22, 2021
KingOroro1:
The short goblin has been exposed in the farmers league. Not surprised atall.







Ororo for a reason









Kingfalls my nigga grin

But farmers league is rated number 1 ahead of epl in Europe top 5 leagues grin

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Sports / Re: Overshadowed By Mbappe, Messi Is LEFT OUT Of Ligue 1 Team Of The Year by JohnnyPalmer: 12:08pm On Dec 22, 2021
kenzysmith:
if ronaldo no make am na who wan make am? Oga

Make epl team of the year based on what?

2 month of epl matches with 1 goal
1 goal in 8 matches
Or 2 in 9?

Or the fact united has sacked ole

Or the fact united is languishing outside the top 4

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Sports / Re: Overshadowed By Mbappe, Messi Is LEFT OUT Of Ligue 1 Team Of The Year by JohnnyPalmer: 10:59am On Dec 21, 2021
emae009:
At this point Messi doesn't have to do anything in football again. Man is sitting comfortably on the Throne.

Louder please

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Sports / Re: Overshadowed By Mbappe, Messi Is LEFT OUT Of Ligue 1 Team Of The Year by JohnnyPalmer: 10:58am On Dec 21, 2021
obembet:
Lionel Messi has been left out of the Ligue 1 Team of the Year for the 2021-22 season after struggling to make an impact at Paris Saint-Germain.

Messi joined the French giants in the summer after leaving Barcelona. However, since his arrival he has scored just one goal and registered five assists in ten league matches.

The 34-year-old has also been overshadowed by his PSG team-mate Kylian Mbappe and has subsequently been left out of Football Observatory's prolific XI.

Neymar - who has been plagued by injuries and struggled to find the back of the net - has also been left out of the Team of the Year for the 2021-22 season so far.

Meanwhile, the likes of Achraf Hakimi - who joined the club in the same transfer window as Messi - claimed a space in the squad, taking the right wingback position.

Presnel Kimpembe and Idrissa Gueye have also impressed over the first half of the season for Mauricio Pochettino's side and secured a place in the XI.

Marseille's star player, Dimitri Payet, also landed a place in the team after scoring 13 goals in 14 games.

Manchester United's transfer target Kamara has impressed enough this season to warrant a place in team.

United regard Kamara as a ready-made replacement for Paul Pogba, should the midfielder leave as a free agent next summer as expected.

The youngster is on the verge of running down his deal and could be available for free at the end of the season, should he fail to agree fresh terms with Marseille.

Although, Kamara rejected deadline-day moves to Wolves and Newcastle United in the most recent market.
Arsenal outcast William Saliba has also proved his worth - having landed a place on the prolific XI after being sent out on loan by the Gunners.

The 20-year-old, who is currently on loan at Marseille in Ligue 1, has established himself as key player under manager Jorge Sampaoli.

Saliba has made 21 appearances in all competitions so far this season, and been a consistent performer at the heart of the defence.

You better have a purpose in life

You are hating on Greatness

The Greatest footballer to grace the earth, living or dead

Create useless topics on Ronaldo giving out bricks or auctioning shirts, just to make your idol look good...

And anything to make Messi look bad

Your insecurities won't change the fact, that Messi will forever be greater than cr7

As if Ronaldo will make EPL team of the year grin

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Crime / Re: We Fell In Love – Pastor Taiwo Confesses After R*ping 16-year-old Choirgirl (pho by JohnnyPalmer: 7:24pm On Dec 16, 2021
See his head like frog

Pastor my foot

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Travel / Re: How Poor Planning Led To Failure Of Abuja Urban Mass Transport Scheme by JohnnyPalmer: 3:04pm On Dec 15, 2021
He who fails to plan
Plans to fail

But this is Naija
There is a higher tendency of failing despite proper planning

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Romance / Re: Iyabo Ojo’s Daughter, Priscilla Showing Off Her Hot Curves (PHOTOS) by JohnnyPalmer: 7:05am On Dec 12, 2021
Like mother like daughter

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Sports / Re: Ronaldo Snubbed By Portuguese Representative In 2021 Ballon D'or Voting by JohnnyPalmer: 12:15pm On Dec 08, 2021
Kingcalls:


His 2 goals grin grin... he needs it cos Ronaldo has doubled his numbers and will certainly increase if he plays tomorrow... he was bleeding grin excuses upon excuses ... what did he produce with the bleeding leg.. and assist don't always produce goals... assists are useless without goals ...

See who una dey argue with

He legit said assists don't always produce goals grin

This one doesn't even know what to assist mean

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Sports / Re: Leo Messi Overtakes Pelé For Most Career Goals Scored With 758 by JohnnyPalmer: 10:44pm On Dec 07, 2021
femi4:
She's a Man U fan and logically every ManU fan is anti messi

The word 'every' negates your statement
Sports / Re: Lens 1-1 PSG: Wijnaldum saves Parisians, Ballon d'Or winner Messi fails to score by JohnnyPalmer: 9:11pm On Dec 05, 2021
ThierryJay:
Dear Seun & Lalasticlala

For some time now, we have been calling out the obvious bias in topics concerning Messi and Ronaldo and their front page reportage.

There are sustained actions of bring multiple topics that favour Ronaldo to frontpage while ignoring Messi's. But topics that discredit Messi are hastily also brought to FP.

When Messi recorded a hat trick of assists last weekend, Obembet did not create a topic and others that created the topic were not given FP audience.
Now she has created another topic to demean Messi and calling her mods to put it on FP.

This obvious favoritism is not in good taste for Nairaland and should be minimized if it cannot be eradicated (in case she's a family member).

You are basically designating the sports section as Obembet's turf and I cannot understand the rationality or business sense of that strategy.

Hope you make the necessary amendments in the interest of the Nairaland sports community. Thank you.

Cc: Ojeemah, Numerouno94, JohnnyPalmer, MangyekoAlt, Kilishihunter, Unbitchable..



Good write up

Cc: seun

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Sports / Re: Rangnick 1st press conference: I've never seen anyone as fit aged 36 as Ronaldo by JohnnyPalmer: 8:34pm On Dec 03, 2021
Kingcalls:


Smh...now I know that ur problem hv always been poverty mentality... I hv nothing to prove to u...but trust me , our levels are definitely far apart ...like Ronaldo and jonjo shelvy or davido and AY.com

Just asked a question

Why are you downloading your family history in a public forum

No one asked you to prove anything

Your utterances alone has shown that without any iota of doubt, you are depriving your village of it's greatest export [a dumb old fool]

They are missing you already, you'll do well by going back to the village this December grin
Sports / Re: Rangnick 1st press conference: I've never seen anyone as fit aged 36 as Ronaldo by JohnnyPalmer: 8:17pm On Dec 03, 2021
OJEEMAH:
grin grin grin

You do any course on how to unmask moniker??

No, but in this case it's too easy, cos this dude is dumb

The name of the moniker follows a pattern

He has made that exact statement with his main moniker just this week, that Ronaldo is 36 but has the body of a 16 year old
grin

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Sports / Re: Rangnick 1st press conference: I've never seen anyone as fit aged 36 as Ronaldo by JohnnyPalmer: 8:09pm On Dec 03, 2021
Kingcalls:


Keep up with the testimony , one day those lost souls will be saved from the manipulative ways of the midget ... I told people to play Ronaldo to score b4 the game cos of that balon dor... history has shown Ronaldo always scores when criticized.... I made my guy drop 3m fir him to score... we are celebrating tonight at Zorya ... thnx Ronaldo , good investment.... God is great

You don ever see 3m in your life?

Talk true grin grin

This werey dey quote himself.... Spicing it up with lies

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Sports / Re: Rangnick 1st press conference: I've never seen anyone as fit aged 36 as Ronaldo by JohnnyPalmer: 8:07pm On Dec 03, 2021
paulolee:

bros just wait small...e go hit f.p before nite falls..
na facts wey me n my guys don confirm before we start to speak out..
DTS why dis moniker dey always post abt cr7 wins n discredict messi wins bcoz na sure code for fp be dt

Peson win motm

Na front page straight grin grin

Ordinary motm grin grin

Na why before yesterday he scored 1 goal in 8 Matches
Sports / Re: Rangnick 1st press conference: I've never seen anyone as fit aged 36 as Ronaldo by JohnnyPalmer: 8:05pm On Dec 03, 2021
KingOroro1:

grin the face of nairaland sports section, nobody reach you carry-on Sir/Ma
Love the way most goblin worshippers dread your threads and how you ignore those monikers making them looks stupids.





Ororo to the world

....... Looks stupids grin grin grin

Double Gbosa for you Sir
Sports / Re: Rangnick 1st press conference: I've never seen anyone as fit aged 36 as Ronaldo by JohnnyPalmer: 8:03pm On Dec 03, 2021
KingOroro1:

bro leave them they are certified goblin worshippers. They must do their master bidding.
But







Ororo for a reason


Only an insane peson quotes himself this way grin grin
Sports / Re: Rangnick 1st press conference: I've never seen anyone as fit aged 36 as Ronaldo by JohnnyPalmer: 8:00pm On Dec 03, 2021
KingOroro1:

grin the face of nairaland sports section, nobody reach you carry-on Sir/Ma
Love the way most goblin worshippers dread your threads and how you ignore those monikers making them looks stupids.





Ororo to the world

Numerouno94, Ojeemah, Paulolee

Someone has a brand new tear leather moniker grin

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Sports / Re: Messi, Ronaldo, Lewandowski: Who Has The Best Goal+assist Stats Since 2016/17? by JohnnyPalmer: 7:31pm On Dec 03, 2021
MangekyoAlt:




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SOURCE

Obembet should come and learn how to make an unbiased reporting

Purely facts

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Sports / Re: Ronaldo Scores 800th Career Goal As Man Utd Defeats Arsenal by JohnnyPalmer: 12:09am On Dec 03, 2021
Congratulations to Ronaldo

It's an incredible landmark

Both Ronaldo and Messi have maintained madt longetivity in the game while staying on top

That's not something you see often

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