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Education / Re: My Bitter Experience With Jamb Yesterday by johnoris(m): 5:56pm On Feb 28, 2016
Mine was @ AYOBO ipaja lagos Megida B/S New Ocean school.... Shud incase u r aving Exam der.... Mehn am still suffering 4rm d psycological. Trauma.....
Computer not responding, generator was unable 2 carry d loads, no ventilation we almost suffocated.....plus Hunger.... I did my Exam 5:40pm nd finished it 7:30pm.... Av not seen my result till now
Religion / Re: How Pastors Deceive Their Congregation #photo. by johnoris(m): 11:06am On Feb 21, 2016
talk2cj08:
That's your church i guess cos the case is different in my church. You can't rock that kind of shoe to usher in my church
So an usher has to rock an Italian shoe? BuY, Borro or steal?... #ENDTIMEPOEPLE
Religion / Re: How Pastors Deceive Their Congregation #photo. by johnoris(m): 11:02am On Feb 21, 2016
#PastorsLies #CongregationOfSinners
Politics / Re: Tariff Reversal: Nationwide Blackout Looms, Power Firms Warn by johnoris(m): 3:03pm On Feb 18, 2016
admax:
The senators really needs to be educated on this as most of them don't understand the dynamics. I can't blame them because they only understand politics.

Nigerians are paying the 2nd cheapest electricity in Africa but want to enjoy 24hrs light as if the equipment needed for electricity generation or transmission are cheap!

Azura a 450MW Genco in Edo will spend over $1.2billion to build their plant, sell to NBET who will give Gencos who will sell for stipends while battling with consumer's who don't pay bills and illegal connections etc so Gencos won't be able to pay NBET who won't pay Azura who won't be able to pay their bank loans (and for gas supply)!

Solution: Increase electricity tariff and cancel estimated billing to consumers. Disconnect those that don't pay. This will bring confidence to the market and attract investors!

People are paying 100 times more than the tariff for running their generators!
I think am reasoning 2 hat u r talking abt..... We nigerians need 2 take jokes apart.... And focus.... 750+45%=#1100 is not dat much..... But the problem wit nepa is dat dey r not trustworthy

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Politics / Re: Buratai's Convoy Was Blocked In Abuja Yesterday - Harun Elbinawi by johnoris(m): 2:22pm On Feb 15, 2016
BishopMagic:


Are you defending the massacre of civilians because they opposed traffic?

If so next time my route is blocked in Abuja around Area 1 by Muslims praying on the road I will simply put it on full gear and blast through them
shvt up joorrr.... U guyz r just talkin out of point.... Even if nah USArmy..... Anytin can appen..... If u were d 1 on d road and a car blocked ur car deliberately... Nd saying all sort.... Wud u av acted like jesus? Abegiiii.... Even d whole shites killing bruohaha u guyz knw nottin abt it
Education / Re: See What The ‘tiny Pocket’ On Jeans Is Really For by johnoris(m): 11:28pm On Feb 12, 2016
Honestly1:
Hmmm.
oboyyyy dat escobar guy make money no be smallll ooo..... Even among d top10 richest in d world back in 1990s
Politics / Re: US Resumes Training Of Nigerian Troops For Anti-terror War by johnoris(m): 10:28pm On Feb 12, 2016
nothingspoil70:
since you're such a big fan of Russia why don't you relocate there to show your love for them
lolzzzz...temperature(Coldness) go just kill d guy 4 derrrrrrr
Politics / Re: US Resumes Training Of Nigerian Troops For Anti-terror War by johnoris(m): 10:13pm On Feb 12, 2016
haconjy:
CANT NIGERIA SURVIVE WITHOUT THIS PEOPLE?

WHEN I BECOME THE PRESIDENT OF THIS COUNTRY, I WILL NEVER SEEK FOR ANY HELP OUTSIDE THIS COUNTRY, AND IF NEED BE, IT WILL NEVER BE USA...

I PREFER OTHER COUNTRY TO THEM...

HOPE THEY WILL INSERT SOME COMMUNICATION MICRO CHEAT IN THEM TO MONITOR US HERE...

USA IS A BAD FRIEND TO EVERY AFRICA AT LARGE..
I saw notin relevant in all u've Said. Except ur blunder.... Where u want say say "MICRO CHIP" and u said "MICRO CHEAT".... Lolzzzz.... Dis is wat u get wen u r 2 loquacious....
Politics / Re: Akwa Ibom Thanksgiving At Stadium Uyo - Live Photos by johnoris(m): 1:57pm On Feb 10, 2016
PrinceRules:


guy try get sence nau
how is it wastage of money
to thank God again
mtcheew
diz MMK no even get sense 2 spell sense (sence).... 1 tin u don knw is dat even if nah 1million naira spend or 500 thousand naira its not worth its wasting of money... While citizen r suffering.... I hope u receive sense b4 dis year runs out
Politics / Re: Akwa Ibom Thanksgiving At Stadium Uyo - Live Photos by johnoris(m): 1:46pm On Feb 10, 2016
D9ty7:
Thanksgiving because he won at the supreme court.
Millions, if not billions of naira would be spent on this thanksgiving alone. Tax payers money.
When the governor is supposed to face the reason he was elected, he is busy partying.

www.penprimus.com
... D bastard just dey do thanksgiving up Nd down..... He did a thanks giving some dayz Ago... And 2day again anoda thanksgiving.... Last year when he won d election he did several thanksgiving.. 4rm stadium 2 church 2 him house 2 governors house..... Wasting Akwa ibom money..... I pity dat state condition......D only work he has done so far is commissioning akpabio finished projects notin more
Politics / Re: Why I Won’t Support Buhari’s War Against Corruption – Wike by johnoris(m): 7:02pm On Feb 08, 2016
Diz idiot man wey be ordinary Acting minister for Education under last administration... Turn governor come dey talk like gannamu.... No be him fault nah d zombies wey Vote 4 am... Smh 2 all rivers dat voted 4 him
Romance / Re: The Way British, Americans And Nigerians Woo A Girl (photo) by johnoris(m): 6:42pm On Feb 08, 2016
Lolzzzzz.... Thank God I don't do such barbaric ACT... BTW... Check out my signature 4 affordable gadget.... BP machine, sugar level machine...
Career / Re: My Experience With A Chinese Man Today In My Workplace by johnoris(m): 10:36pm On Feb 04, 2016
TruthHurts1:
Chinese are not "white people"
so wat r dey sir? Red ppl?? Mr I too know...
Politics / Re: Abaribe Presents To Saraki Abamade Military Kits by johnoris(m): 7:00pm On Feb 04, 2016
UncleJJ:


Yes Nigerian ! But, IPOB is making everyone skeptical about the east.

These are military equipment not housewares. From, the look on Saraki's face the senator is just wasting his time.

He may get the contract for training kits but definitely not for real soldiers.

Besides, the senator should have invited the other senator to the so called factory in ABA.

Military boots and uniform are from very durable materials and made by companies who have experience or have brought in experienced individuals to do so.

For all we know, these guys are importing this shi*t from vietnam, china or indonesia.

It's the same way we where told innoson is a manufacturing plant , while infact it's an assembly plant.

Defence contracts are not childs play and are only issued to the most trusted of candidates. Unfortunately , eastern Nigeria is on short supply of this so called element.,
hey!!! Oga na true talk u talk jareeeee..... Asin diz complete uniform shit....... Millitary getting 4rm ABA is like calling ur child 'A Hitler'
Politics / Re: Abaribe Presents To Saraki Abamade Military Kits by johnoris(m): 6:52pm On Feb 04, 2016
CACAWA:
Kk

Now we see where Shekau and Tompolo buy their uniforms.
lolzzzzz nah diz guy get brain pass 4 here.... Asin, diz gat me laffing real hard... Kudos.. Me too been pondering where dose idiot get der KIT...... I no knw say nah EAST.... Igbooooo kwenu!!!!
Politics / Re: Boko Haram Attacking Maiduguri Now-Saharareporters by johnoris(m): 11:39pm On Jan 30, 2016
TippyTop:
Where are members of Zombie Association of Nairaland (ZAN)
Am waiting patiently for Zanoids.

Thought we have technically defeated Boko Haram?

Since coming to power, Buhari has not spent even 1naira on bullets, the reasons are becoming obvious.
if I talk now u go dey vexxxx.....
Properties / Re: 3 Billion Naira Residential Building. Possible? by johnoris(m): 11:34pm On Jan 24, 2016
Av any of u guyz seen or heard abt PASTOR BAKARE residential building in G.R.A lagos, well my dad is 1 of d contractors there nd with comfirmation its cost over 6billion... Whereby its security building COST can shelter over 500poeple 4 several yrs.... So what r u guyz talking abt... undecidedAv any of u guyz seen or heard abt PASTOR BAKARE residential building in G.R.A lagos, well my dad is 1 of d contractors there nd with comfirmation its cost over 6billion... Whereby its security building COST can shelter over 500poeple 4 several yrs.... So what r u guyz talking abt...
Properties / Re: 3 Billion Naira Residential Building. Possible? by johnoris(m): 11:27pm On Jan 24, 2016
Why r u peeps so dumb.... Sorry 2 say... Dey are talking abt a residential building in nigeria, not in oversee haaaa, its 5billion naire... Not $,€, ¥ or £ haaa. I tire oooo
Properties / Re: 3 Billion Naira Residential Building. Possible? by johnoris(m): 11:23pm On Jan 24, 2016
busky101:
Yes... Come nd see paschal dozie's residential building here at egbu owerr, his cemetary and that of his wife is there plus a cathedral all inside a 1000plots of land. Even the blocks used for the fencing alone can build a skyscraper......its damn possible
u can give us d Location of d paschal dozie's building sir, u mean in nigeria?
Properties / Re: 3 Billion Naira Residential Building. Possible? by johnoris(m): 11:10pm On Jan 24, 2016
Goahead:
Burj Khalifa cost $1.5billion..... What's your point
. Nigga is burj khalifa residential building Anwser me pls

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Celebrities / Re: Davido Gets Interrogated By Igbo Chief [PICS] by johnoris(m): 7:06pm On Jan 14, 2016
Dat shud be OSINACHI rmx ft Davido video.......... Nohin MEGA

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