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Nigerian police is just too useless.

U dey mind dat mumu? I just pity the innocent lives dat wil be lost, because if they try nonesense......so many bad things will happen

Frankiss44:
Smh.. Small pickin sense dey worry you... Wike remains the governor till all form of appeal has been exhausted.. Which is the court of appeal and the supreme Court

Wike will win 100x if d election is contested. Buhari shld just let dis go if he doesn't want blood shed. Wike runs rivers state. If u like make Amaechi second in command it will still not have any effect. Dakuku is no match for Wike pls. With the development. Rivers people are already witnessing, dey will stand and fight against this injustice. Wike defeated dakuku hands down. I don't know where they got their judgement from.

Any kogi lady or any beautiful lady based in kogi and ready for a serious relationship can pm me.

#IrepKogi. where are the handsome guys and beautiful ladies.

I love this

She's just deceiving u people, so that by the time she finally poisons the man nobody will suspect her.

I don't pity dem at all. They will come and be driving big big cars and be oppressing people making legitmate money. Mtchewwww

Don't mind him

sexymoma:
Dis guy nor know say since he sing Nigeria jagajaga for obj regime... .na since den he Don dey irrelevant..

Excellent piece

TOMTOM15:
Touching Story. About three phones have gone missing in our room in the past five months. When we reported to the School's security, they only told us that it was a roommate that is responsible. Everyone of us in the room was waiting for the day we will catch the culprit.
Last Tuesday, when we were all asleep; I think it was about 2 am, Ben woke up suddenly and his phone was gone. His phone was the most expensive of us all. When Ben woke up and couldn't find his phone, he sprang up from the bed and quickly opened his cupboard. He rummaged the contents, even removed his clothes but could still not find the phone.
I was in the room when it happened; sitting and reading before I dozed off with my heading resting on my books. So when Ben couldn't find his phone, he gently shook my shoulders until I woke up. 'It has happened again', he told me.
I didn't even need to ask what happened as I could see the panic and loss written in his eyes.
This is the second time his phone had been stolen. So I took my phone and dialed Ben's number; just to be sure it had not been misplaced. 'Error in Connection' was what I saw on the screen of my phone. I dialed it again and it started ringing not just on my phone, but the actual ring tone of Ben's Samsung phone was faintly audible.
We were both surprised when we heard the tone. I beckoned on Ben to keep quiet as he was visibly ready to 'finish' the person who took his phone. I continued dialing as we moved silently, following the direction of the ring tone. There were four bunks in the room, each with two bed spaces. Ben and I use the same bunk just beside the door and the sound was coming from the last bunk at the extreme left corner.
We tiptoed, Ben and I, like Jack Baeur until we traced the sound to the top bed space on the last bunk. 'So it is John who had been stealing phones in this room'. Ben whispered to me.
We shook his leg and woke him up only to find out it was not John sleeping on the mattress. Neither of us had ever seen the guy before. To make matters worse, the ringing was coming
from the bag he was using as pillow.
When he woke up, he looked at us strangely as if he didn't know why we were there.
We opened the bag and found not just Ben's
Samsung, but three other phones. 'So, you are the one who's been stealing our phones!'; Ben shouted at him.
Before he could find an excuse, Ben slapped him on his left cheek and walked out looking for anything to break one or two of the guy's bones. I don't know; but there was something about the guy. So I asked him, 'Oga, what are you doing here?' 'What are you doing with Ben's phone'. He was just looking at me without saying anything, so I slapped his right cheek with my left hand.
'ANSWER ME!', I screamed at him; waking up the roommates who were around. John had obviously gone to night class to read and I assumed the other three roommates who were absent had also gone to read.
The two guys remaining in the room with me and Ben came and gave their own round of slaps. The accused was now staggering when Ben came back with a long wood hard enough to kill the guy. As he raised it up, the three of us, the roommates, held his hands so he wouldn't murder the accused. Ben dropped the wood and swept his right leg against the thief's legs and he fell down. Ben had told me before that he had attended the Soldiers' recruitment training but failed the medical test. I believed him right then.
I looked at the guy crumple on the floor and before Ben killed him, I decided to interview him, at least to know who he is. He was now sitting on the ground where he landed from Ben's force. 'Who are you?' I asked him again; this time gently. He was crying but it was only the tears that were coming out. It was then I realized he had not even uttered a word since it all started. Not even when he fell to the ground. 'Why are you in our room'? I asked again. 'Can you even talk?' He shook his head then. I was now confused. Why was he shaking his head?
So, I asked again, 'Can't you talk?' He shook his head again. 'Wait, is it that this guy is dumb?', I asked the guys.
The guy then nodded his head and pointed to his mouth and then shook his head left to right. It hit me then. The guy is dumb but not deaf. That was the first time I am seeing a case like that.
My anger changed to pity immediately. 'Are you dumb?', I ashamedly asked the guy to confirm. Again, he nodded his head.
'Can you read and write?' He nodded again. 'Get me a pen and note!' I said to my roommates over my shoulder. I collected the pen and wrote on the note, 'Who are you? Explain yourself.' I was almost in tears as I read his fine handwriting, 'My name is James, I am John's elder brother. I am a student of Delta State University. I was traveling to Delta but our bus stopped for the night at Benin. So I decided to sleep with my brother till tomorrow morning. He brought me here around 12 am and went out to night class to read. He gave me the bag to keep for him. So I decided to use it as pillow so that it won't be stolen'.
I held the note with the guys at my back as all of us read it. I became so weak I almost fell.� 'The guy is innocent.' I needlessly announced.
When we realized this, even I was ashamed of myself.
Ben just stood there with the wood he almost used to hit him, looking as if he was the one who had been beaten. I am not sure, but I think I saw tears in his eyes as he realized he had just punished an innocent man.
So we knelt down; Ben and I, we knelt down and clasped our hands so he will know we were really sorry. With tears in our eyes, we told him, 'We are sorry. Sorry for accusing you wrongly and beating you for it'. The dumb guy just smiled with bleeding lips from the blow I gave him. He smiled and looked into our eyes. And I could see pity in his eyes. He smiled and shook his head and then wrote in the same paper. 'It is Alright. I took the pain willingly. Please don't beat my brother anymore. I knew why you were beating me. John had always been a thief, right from home. But please don't report or beat him again'.
Tears dropped from my eyes as I read his sacrifice. He deliberately allowed us beat him just so that John will be free. I lend my hand and raised him up as I used my cloth to wipe the tears from his face and blood from his lips. It was then my own tears flowed from the corners of my eyes.
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this is what Jesus did for us on the cross of calvary. kept quiet and even died so that we can be saved. He never protested his innocence but bore it all for us. He gave his life for you. What have you given for him?
Return the life to Him, He's in Love with u.....
Send to others by sharing....
it's high time we won more souls for Christ..

But why is it dat hausas are afraid of break up? Any small talk about break up u will see d hausas fighting tooth and nail to douse it. Is it by force to live togeda? The earlier everybody go their separate ways the easier for us all. I'm not an igbo boy but I think d solution to this blood shed is break up. I believe we all can survive on our own. I have never believed in one Nigeria though.

Add me up 58f1baf8. Thanks

Headmistress:
Jan 7

Nice one, if wots going on is not addressed sanely, everything u wrote will come to pass.

cybertyrant:
His popularity growing
Vanguard done report am
Next is
Punch
Guardian
Sun
Sahara reporters
BBC
aljazeera

Future news -prophet cybertyrant

War

Nigerian troops captured

Negotiations on captured troops

Exchange of kanu with 120 captured soldiers

8 States under rebel occupation

Buhari pleads with USA on occupated states

USA has failed us again -gowon

Buhari meets cameron on nigeria mayhem

Buhari to meet putin on biafra rebels and boko haram terrorists

Boko haram captures borno and adamawa

We will use our former strategy -obasanjo

Rebels loosing ground

Nuclear bomb threat: i will bombard the zoo with our new nuclear bombs-nnamdi kanu

600Days of captured states by boko haram and rebels

Nigeria wont survive-bakare

Israel,jamaica,haiti,South africa, gabon,france,tanzania,ivory coast +more recognizes Biafra

Bakassi peninsula captured by Biafra rebels

We will declare oduduwa if u dont defeat Biafra rebels by next year -yoruba elders

I wont give up-buhari

Biafra air strikes mainland bridge lagos

Lagos captured by Biafra rebels

Referendum issued to Biafra rebels

Yoruba leaders declare oduduwa republic

Oduduwa declaration:u are going nowhere or we will kill all of u-sanusi lamido

Say amen to my seen prophecy
At least 80% will be correct

Aswear

Chanchit:
See wetin too much action film dey cause.

U mean dem boko boys shld be sacrificed to ifa?

DuchessLily:
As long as they won't need innocent human blood/sacrifice... They should go ahead jare

They should sacrifice all the boko boys to ifa

Funny nairalander

iPopAlomo:
All I see is free punany in the evening... if you Iike fumble and come nd paste it here on nairaland...

Ooooooooooohhhhhhhhh, where is the pix now?

Which kind yeye December deadline? Dey better be talking about stopping bokoharam from spreading to other parts, rada dan setting useless unrealistic deadlines. The truth be told, terrorism has come to stay, all we can do as a nation is to try to contain it and stop it from spreading. The last time I checked, radical Islamic groups fought fearlessly with soldiers in Kogi, a bad sign for Kogi if not checked. I have done my own little research, all over d world no government has bin able to end terrorism anywhere even d so called America and Russia can't help, they will only worsen things for Nigeria. This is a thing of Ideology, people believe dey are fighting for God, they believe religion shld be practiced only their way, that's why they even attack other Muslims more now. Religion is in the mind jare, only God knows who serves him in truth and in spirit. God help Nigeria.

MosakuAW:
I dont get it! Are these Boko haram people greater in numbers than the Nigeria Army.

Nigeria Army show us dead bodies of BH everyday, but the numbers of BH activities soar. Are they recruiting members everyday or the Nigeria army are deluding us by showing us pictures of innocent people.

Am very sure BH members are not up to 5,000 members. If we cant win the war on our own, please let us invite the Russians and the American army to help us wipe this people away once and for all.

With all these, i doubt if the December target can be achieve. May God help us in this country.

Thank u my broda

tunwumi:
I have a question. Has any nominee ever failed senate screening? If yes who is the the nominee and when was that?

Regret what?

hannne:
. I might regret this

I sent u a mail, kindly pm me ur complete digits. Thanks

Jenneiy:
080695750**

January 4th. Any lady?

It's funny. All Nigerians want is 24hrs uninterrupted power supply but when it comes to workers welfare it doesn't concern u guys. Nobody will follow ajero if it was just for his personal self. If not for people like ajero we wldnt ve even gotten the money were paid d last time. FG started with stories of privatising without talking about paying off. I'm talking from an insider perspective. If u are with us u will understand better

kITATITA:
I followed Ajaero's utterances for some time and I can tell you that the man is looking after his stomach. Before Barth was even appointed, Ajaero led workers to demonstrate against the prospect of him becoming a minister because he'd seen that Barth won't allow business as usual. There were petitions and demonstrations from the union, with avowal not to cooperate with him. Eventually, the minister was confirmed and Ajaero never relented and led the workers to several sabotaging protests. The day Barth resigned, same Ajaero led you guys out on shameful street jubilation. I'm sure you guys are already printing placards against the prospect of his appointment.

Yea Barth Nnaji is a wonderful man, he's my mentor but what makes Ajero d leader of saboteurs? because he fought for power workers or what? I don't know where u got dat from but we in d power industry appreciates him.

kITATITA:
I wish Barth Nnaji will accept to serve in Buhari's cabinet. He's tough. Knows how to handle the saboteur workers in the power sector led by agbero Ajaero. He practically wrote the Roadmap to power and has extensive experience with his Geometric Power Systems.

The last tym I checked the Nigerian army unit at some place in yobe or so fled wen bokoharam invaded. If u know where dey are why not go for their heads and stop making noise. The US Navy seal didn't tell Osama dey know where he is, the fucckinng went for him and took him out. I had thought dis COAS will be different.

Don't mind dem

ayobabas:
If you know their hideout why tell me? Just go and flush them out!

Fashola had no choice, despite bin governor he had no say when it comes to lagos politics

bonechamberlain:
well I don't pity fashola at all. allowing tinubu to pick his successor was his greatest mistake. in Nigerian politics to remain relevant and to be a force to reckon u must outshine your master, especially if the master is very domineering and ruthless.

Jonathan ran an inclusive government but he failed if buhari can run an xclusive one and produce results dats all I care. Only wen he fails will I complain.

Emmmmmmm I think I know him..........emmmmmmm he looks like Reminisce

See d way dey ended dere lives because of meagre 500k na wa ooo

Between the ages of 12 and 17, na wa ooo

Meaning?

adeh39:
Here I am