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Seriously wtf? And the pastor's wife smiling

Make i Go order popcorn wey i go carry watch the match this evening

Gathering of loosers

The lack of parking space is a huge blow to the nice structure. I hope you get a favorable feedback from the land owner close to yours.
I know how hard it is right now to delve into this kinda project. God help you complete it.

10 Lashes of cane for the OP for being selfish with the FTC spot

In 2baba's voice...

E be, like say dem want to tell us another story again oh (e be like say)
E be like say dem want to act another movie again oh (e be like say)
E be like say dem want to code another coding again oh (e be like say)
E be like say dem want to dance
Galala na di new dance, again oh

That's good.

faith551:
The hustle is real mehn!!, my guy don find out say him talent no fit carry, he's now opting to hitch a moving train

You nailed it my man. Three bottles of Gulder for you

To collect their own share of the yam as usual. I remember the monarch in red hat Taking jabs at Jonathan at the Ogoniland cleanup ceremony.

Traditional rulers and reigning government be like

Afonjas duly represented. They should do whats is required to awake this dying economy of ours

I read this story several months ago on front page. More than a year ago i guess. Full article below.

https://www.nairaland.com/2018827/fresh-imsu-graduate-dead-students#28408273

Fabulocity:
I actually like this babe

Gay Alert!!!

This guy is balling real big

yemmy0074:
U can lie sha ooo.. ....1. No b like dat mtn agents dey greet
2. No reasonable agent go use 10 minutes check ur line com drop call ... .when she dey pursue target if she wan drop she no go waste tym at all
3. Mtn no dey stop dat promo lailai dem go tell you say mk yu stop am urself say application no dey to stop am

1. You want me do describe exactly how they greet?
2. Stop yarning dust my brother. It's well known for agents to tell you "hold on, I'll be with you in a minute" They do this several times which could be repeated several times.
3. I'm not even going to argue about this

I Have one major line which is MTN. I don't know about others but their customer service is horrible.

My last experience with the thieving network:

I got this text from MTN ''You are a member of VIP class service (Subscription:N100/day) To opt out, Text STOP to 38427"
You know my biggest mistake? I didn't text "stop" to 38427. That was how I was enrolled automatically
Few days later, I realized they've been tampering with my airtime on a daily basis.

I recharged #400 checked my balance and met #300 I called customer care immediately to pour in my anger:

After 30 minutes a lady picked

Agent: Yello this is mtn what's your complaint?
Me: I recharged few minutes ago and #100 was deducted without any notification to that effect. What's going on?
Agent: Okay sir, let me check your account on our system

.....After waiting for like 10minutes, she dropped the call...

I called the second time

Agent : Yello this is mtn what's your complaint?
Me: I narrated my story again
Agent: Give me few minutes sir

....After 5 minutes she came back saying she cant access my accounts now and i would have to call back. Then I snapped...

Me : Have you checked your fraudulent promo you guys enrolled me in unknown to me? with the number 38427
Agent : Oh, we are sorry sir, that seems to be the problem. We apologize for any inconvenience that might have caused you.
Me : Remove my number from the promo now and stop enrolling people to services they didn't request for
Agent : You have been removed sir. Check you phone for the sms. Thank you for using mtn
Me: Thank you for stealing my money mf (In my mind)

Such a disorganized article. OP, you wan spoil person eyes abi?

Oloyede is a disciplined man, judging from the way he shaped Unilorin. I just pray politics won't change him to a different fellow.

I vote photoshoot


Cc : NLJega

photoshoot:
Oga, this is wickedness ooo.
Only you mention my name twice.
You are hereby sentenced to a compulsory voting of photoshoot tomorrow for the grand finale of Mr Nairaland 2016. We good sir?

Sorry for the calling you out
We good bro. +1 vote from me

swimcash:
Reading is one thing, n understanding is another. read thoroughly n u will see she was also presented wit cash

My bad.

Modified

Guy : Bae how are you doing?
Girl : I'm fine honey
Guy : Put on your best dress, we are going for a photoshoot.
Girl : Really? What's the occassion?
Guy : Nothing. I just feel like having a photoshoot session with you today
Girl : Okay, let me put on my make up.

Good gesture from the first lady.

menxer:
... Lipton Fruit

Hahahaha. Looking forward to eating it one day

Jengem:
Anything buhari plants can never bear fruit

Why

Cant he just go already

Sorry, your hatred is getting a better part of you. What kind of fruit grows on a tea plant?

The confusion on mikel obi's face
Which kind igbo the people for control room smoke abeg.

Una finally arrange babe for this una younger brother.

Na joke o. Wishing them all the best in their marriage.

Uduak2019:
Igbo and beauty are like 5 and 6.

Watch as Divisive Afonja will attack me with their divisive language...she is SS...Lol, not knowing that Ebiere Banner is from Igbo part of Bayelsa and speaks Igbo

You need to grow up asap

Laburus:
If you Think Buying Bicycle should make FP on Nairaland Then you you need Psychiatric council on Managing Change

Are you the owner of Nairaland? Why do you think you have the right to dictate the topics that are front page worthy? I'm not going to waste much time exchanging words with you. Your utterances show how naive you really are.

Lexusgs430:
If a vehicle driver and cyclist gets involved in an accident, who stands the better chance of survival ?

And how many news have you seen involving a cyclist being knocked down and killed here on NL?

Lexusgs430:
What use is a bicycle rider that gets knocked off, injured or killed ?

Really? And motorists don't get killed on a daily basis?