₦airaland Forum

Demmzy15:
Instead of wasting himself, he should've joined the Nigerian Army in its fight against boko-are-rams. He would have been an hero rather than a wasted fool. Smh..

*In Justin Timberlake's voice*

DashMeYansh

nigerian army no go enlist him,because he no get conection

Trailblazer1:
Pls, what's my jail time if I claim the cash

death by firing! no option of fine

OREMUSSANCTUS:
We miss u so much, now we know ur value.

you and who?

famtastic idiotsssssss

prettystella:
A friend of mine recently got a job with a bank and about to resume next month. Just yesterday he also got an offer with a federal polytechnic as a graduate assistant lecturer. He hasn't got Msc though.
He is confused between these two jobs. Your candid advice will be appreciated. Which of these two jobs will give him better career prospect.
Thanks for your anticipated advice.

if you need advice! I guess you no go sch for nigeria, if not a full time nigerian man no need advice on that.
Ok let's give you some:
1).Banker- banking industry will render ur career useless!
. Lecturing will build ur career more stronger!
2). Banker-you'v sold out you entire time for small salary.
.Lecturing- you have time to do many other buz.
3).Banker- you can be sack 2nd day on duty.
.Lecturing- ur 35yrs is sure exept you wish to resign or death.
4).Banker- you must spend alots to fu*k beautiful girls.
.Lecturing- beautiful girls flow to you like river free(Note: they can destroy you in micro secons bewarn). So you can now chose from this few analysis.

sylarsquins:
The Big question is " How did Man come into existence"?. The many religions we have today and those of the old gods possesses different beliefs on how Man came into being.

As a Christian, i learnt through the bible how Man came into life and I don't have to share it because I believe everyone knows that including non Christians because am not here to quote the Bible as am not that religious.

The generally known belief on how man came into the world is best explained through academia which states the evolution of man proposes that humans and apes derive from an apelike ancestor that lived on earth a few million years ago. The theory states that man, through a combination of environmental and genetic factors, emerged as a species to produce the variety of ethnicities seen today, while modern apes evolved on a separate evolutionary
pathway.

My BIG question is, which should we believe and if Truly Adam came 1st from God, how then did he populate the world to what it is right now?.

you must believe in bible says and that is final, what ever has/will happen(ed) is already stated in the bible. It will interest you to know in psalm 41 vs 9(419) gave the details meaning of 419 slangs we know today. Just read it now and understand tha bible is complete.

Emekamex:
1. The massacre of thousands of civilians in Ukraine by russian separatists backed by Putin.
2. The annexation of Crimea from Ukraine using superior military presence.
3. His views on blacks as inferior beings.

pls help me send that No.3 to Mikel Obi(the foot baller) before they feed am to Russian Dogs

ARKdiscloser7:
Oh! You APC fools should just shut up.
Politics is a game and that of numbers.

Lagos is not Abuja.
Tifnubu tot that the national assembly is made of only mumu yorubas that accept whatever he says, but NO!

He should leave that amala politics and step up.

Saraki remains our SP
Ekweremadu remains our DSP

in as much as you have freedom of speech, you can as well get yourself killed tru ur ultranses! Don't say I don't warn you, you will son kill urself with ur mouth.

victoronyekwelu:
he said he is one of the most handsome guy in his school I said there is only one way to find out... nairaland.

its possible in IGBO ELERIN AJANGBADI COMMUNITY SCHOOL where APES n BABOONS Sch

richidinho:
this man is a Goodman

That's why Obasanjo Senatorial district voted him to represent them

because of rice? Let's wait for some time before we comence praise.

butanep:
Many people think the school is not that good because it is located far in the north... But I know UNIMAID to be a very sound school in certain discipline. I told a guy here that before the insecurity problem UNIMAID was the second best in Geology after OAU.

The security issues has really affected the ranking of the school but it is still very sound. I have been able to meet one or two persons from the school. Their performance was really amazing.

What course did you study? Am a graduate of Geology, from UNIBEN.

biochemisttry and I'm working with Limi hospital in abuja. Thanks op

daamazing:
obasanjo and so so tori,CLICK like if its not ur business

sombdy should help this guy with like boton abeg.

handsomeclouds:
and Johnson jobless can burn to ashes!

you can see how you lack basic education to comprehend simple qout! I qout in suport of that post, I meant those politicians actions are self centred and they don't care about the isue affecting mases and you are insulting me! That's not good. I'm part of the mases you know? That's why I'm jobles.

butanep:
Sorry it was typo-graphic error. Before I could correct it, the thread has made front page.

... so I couldn't do anything to it... UNIMAID are not MAD now...

that's my sweet op, tthanks you that my school make that list! You see when you mention unimaid, some people think its an islamic school and people there are dump. I graduated from that school 2008, and I'm from osun state. Unimaid were recognise as the best university in the following feeds: eart surgery(medicine),best in law(2006),best in economics&acounting(2004),best in Vet medicine till date,science feeds are outstanding,but our engineering is among he worst. Thanks once again op.

handsomeclouds:
This man has suddenly highjacked the light of all important news in the media. We don't get to hear of Buhari and the country's pressing matters again. Na to dey follow Bukola's selfies and visitors all about

the thing tire me o! Poor mases can go to hell.

butanep:
Geology/ Geophysic is a hot cake now in Nigeria especially in the petroleum sector. The most important thing about the course(s) is its diversification. With the increasing demand of oil and the exploration of new oil wells, search of underground water in complex terrain, building of dams and bridges, just to mention a few, geology/ geophysics will still remain relevant even till the next century.

Graduate with a good result in the field will always smile to the bank when employed in any of the oil sector or construction firm or hydrological ministries/firms.

They are only few universities in Nigeria that can boast of good geology department with sound theoretical, practical and field knowledge.

Here are list of universities that give the best in geology and can also boast of sound and competent geologist both home and abroad.


1 Obafemi Awolowo University ( OAU)




2 University OF Ibadan




3 University OF Jos (UNIJOS)




4 University OF Benin ( UNIBEN)



5 University Of Nigeria Nsuka



6 University Of Maidiguri ( UNIMAD)



7 Federal University Of Technology Akure (FUTA)



8 Federal University Of Technology Owerri (FUTO)



9 Federal University Of Technology Mina.




10 University Of Portharcort ( UNIPORT)


11 University Of Ilorin ( UNIlORIN)




12 Delta State University Abraka



13 University Of Calabar. (UNICAL)



14 Federal University Of petroleum Resources (FUPRE )


15 Ajayi Crowther university Oyo.


So if you intend to study geology or geophysic, you need to consider any of the listed university. They are the best in the field of Geoscience.


Cc lalasticlala

op don't be mad, you called my school UNIMAD, it is UNIMAID.the best conventional university.

OREMUSSANCTUS:
I dhe suspect pastor adeboye

you again! Can anything good come out of you?










I think "

















Nooooooooooo!

9niceguy:
National cake? For your info, I am still even hunting for federal job.
I just can't wish her death.....we are all sinners in one way or the other

we are all siner, you are a thief/rubber

excellentmomma:
Beauty and brains, nothing will happen to you ma, be healed in Jesus' Name.. Amen.

I use her as a point of contact in reaching out to all Nigerian women, we will all be free from any form of cancer and indeed all illnesses in Jesus' Name.. Amen.
And the men folk too.

see face/voice/post of/from thiefs

Tunnamania:
Quit your work, then do it 24 hours daily.

hunger can make his prick more smaller oh!

SHARIAREPORTERS:
Do u ve a fada at all
Is dat how u talk to ya fada?
Grow up bro
Learn to respect elders
D guy is d reason u and me re alive and happy today
He sacrificed his his personal ambition for a peaceful nigeria
Salaam

speak for urself,God is the reason why I'm alive! You reason like a goat! So Jona is now ur god? That was how nNa said he will give you fresh air that belong to God. Beware of what you say if you don't want God's wrath on ur generation. Who is the baaastaaads Gej before God. Nebucadinezar is more powerful than Gej multiply by 1000. Ur distruction is underway.

wachakuta:
Hater... u can go n Jump in a well for all I care...

ho go dey smell in well disturbing comunity people! He can as well jump into Lagoon I thin that will be beter.

FriedPlantain:
[b]reminds me of my first few days back then in school as a fresher. I had course forms to sign and I was to sign them at the Assistant H.O.D's office. I packed my course forms and rushed to his office only to meet close to 10 mean looking lecturers in his office in a heated discussion all staring at me. At that moment, all my composure flew off immediately.

Me: Good morning sir, my name is friedplantain. I am here to see the Deputy HOD.

Everone: Buhahahahaha...... Who did you say you want to see again?
*noticing I'd goofed, I strategically tried to redeem myself * _fuck this damn lecturers

Me: errrrrrm sir I meant I am here to see the vice HOD.
*everyone bursts into another round of laughter once once again*

I was about saying "deputy second - in-command HOD" when the assistant Hod himself came to both of us rescue after getting tired of me murdering the name of his position.

Assistant Hod : Mr man give me your course forms and get the hell out of here. Olodo oshi!

FriedPlantain [/b]

fried plantain, you r very funny! You can perform beter than akpororo.

bettercreature:
No! i mean its very easy to take shiit from a sexy lady unlike average ladies,ofcourse if an average lady send me such message,she is a gonner
but its very difficult to dump a sexy lady cos you will find it hard to find a replacement
for example i still have some friends that i suppose to dump but difficult to find big titts lady with big arrse to replace them
that is what i mean

I tot Gej was the most cleuless man ever live.

greatgod2012:
What is strange there? Are they not educated enough to useone or they are too old to use one? Because, i don't understand why this is a news!

Or is what they are watching there a problem?

No oh,their was no analog computer when those likes attended school! I could remember one of my lecturer an old Profesor in 2002 can't use his mobile phone to send a text messages! They r just trying to catch up.

soe:
guy..u go wound o..i swear

efrebo walahi he must wound! Or he must go and die in Lagoon

obiZEAL:
Can't he travel by road
Abi road no dey

you no dey ear world? No fuel and jona can't aford black market, he was shocked when black marketer told him 300/ltr. U no nah! No more business as usual.

SHARIAREPORTERS:
I just hate Buhari
God make me like d old man

too Late for repentance for you, myserable ur entire life.

dannyville2:
Wen agbada enta bicycle wheel na there drama go dey

were are BH when you need them.

papaejima1:
Apparently, he failed to find whom he went to fetch!

[size=18pt]See Amaechi crossing the street In Hot Pursuit to fetch Buhari in London[/size]

you must die a myserable death for bn a lier! We saw this ur same pix b4 election.

aderonila18:
But thes another report in the front page claiming Tinubu is in the uk to fetch Buhari

just wait and watch propagandist bury themselfs 30yards bellow soil.

Darejyde:
Oloriburuku ni family eh! Oloshi, Malu hausa

oloriburuku ni baba tibie,eranko ni iya to pon e,