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Car TalkRe: See What Mechanic Did To A New Car ( Photo) by johnsonjosbles(m): 7:23pm On Sep 23, 2015
stanbuggy:
Tell your uncle to forgive and forget grin...The spirit of the season!
i'm very sure if it is you, you can never forgive him! the mechanic need to get some punishment, , you need to see how those mechanic misbehave when testing car, if you try to correct them they tell you "get out" when it happen like this, they star rolling on ground begging, if he's forgiven now, tomorow you see thesame mechanic driving recklessly with another car why because he's not bn punished hiterto.
RomanceRe: I'm In Love With A Married Man. by johnsonjosbles(m): 9:39am On Sep 23, 2015
Did u ever asked him how he impregnated the woman before being forced to marry her. Was he forced to sleep with her in the 1st instance? Am sure the ans is NO, he was inlove with her then the same way he is in love with u now. My dear what goes around,comes around.

U will neva hv a home of ur own as a second wife.
CelebritiesRe: Pasuma Reacts To The Suspension Of Redeemed Church Pastor Who Paid Him by johnsonjosbles(m): 10:12pm On Sep 21, 2015
olaafirst:
mind your speech don't ever in your life call someone area boy again
maad man
PoliticsRe: Five(5)things People Don't Know About Bukola Saraki.. by johnsonjosbles(m): 8:43pm On Sep 21, 2015
xpat1:
I can bet it with my last kibosh that nothing will eventually happen to Bukola Saraki at the end of the day, he will still continue to be the Senate president and Tinubu, Akande , lai Muhammed et al will still continue to find ways to tame him... Till 2019

What people don't really know about Bukola Saraki Include

1.He is the first child of the former Senate majority leader Dr Olusola Saraki. He has gone through his father's political tutelage and he understand the intricacies of Nigeria politics


2.He was the last 'successful' chairman of the Nigeria Governors Forum he knows how to playp Nigeria politics well! Well!! base on his experience


3.Though a medical doctor by training, he comes from a state where virtually every elite in that state is a lawyer... Kwara state has the highest concentration of legal practitioners in Nigeria (Wikipedia is your friend) So they know how to rap with the laws. That is why CCB will just shout and shout the man will still continue to be the Senate president. .. Even the emir of the state is a former justice of Nigeria


4.There are thousands upon thousands of Alfas in Kwara state.. So forget any issue of spirituality that might go against Bukola Saraki majority of the Alfas in that state are in his support.


5. Bukola Saraki has so much court connection within and outside Nigeria. Every captain of industries in Nigeria are his loyal friends, most of the emirs, Obis, Kings and Obas in the country are his friend.


This man remain unshakable except God himself wants to remove him...

Front page pls let's hear people's opinion
my opinion is you r a stuuupiiid baaastaaard, are you a part of nigerian younger generation? Ans is definitely NO! If not your future and your unborn generation future has been sold out by polithiefcians and you are still celibrating saraki... Junk of thief you are. You,saraki,and other thiefs militating against this country will die myserably
SportsRe: Mikel Obi's Babymama, Olga, Shares New Photo Of Him Carrying Their Twin Babies by johnsonjosbles(m): 7:25pm On Sep 20, 2015
Airforce1:
Non of the babies look like Mikel

Who get pikin??
na waiting me i 1st talk oooh my brother, Our dear Mikel has been SCAAAAAAAAM!
FamilyRe: When Your Nanny/househelp Suddenly Becomes An Ally To The Neighbours! by johnsonjosbles(m): 4:01pm On Sep 20, 2015
U need too act fast. I hv had such xperience b4. Dou mine lives with us . I neva knew she goes abt telling my secret to abt 3 of my neibors. To d extend each time I hv argument with my hubby and Virtually evrything that happned in my house on a daily basis. One of them was not ok,so she confessed to me inform of advise telling me to Stop discussing family issues in the presence of my house help. So wen I got home I had to dig out d truth from her. And what she confessed !!! U will not believe it right now am not in gudterms with 3 of my neighbors. Dey were already planning to sell her out to prostitution telling her that wen ever I sent her with money worth. 1k she shud run to dem dey willsend her to some1 dat will take her to their village u knw what dat means? Neibors can do what u neva imagined.
CrimeRe: Pastor Robbed Widow During Husband's Funeral In Akwa Ibom by johnsonjosbles(m): 12:09pm On Sep 17, 2015
nemesis.



House pls i have Honda hala saloon car for sale, it is very clean, the price is #160,000. i'm selling it cheap because i need money urgently. I'm in Abuja. you can contact me thru watzapp to get the pix. 07038924536.
RomanceRe: How Can I Know About His Sexual Status by johnsonjosbles(m): 11:39am On Sep 17, 2015
he may be a shy type! touch him 1st and see, note he may be machine oh so you no cum open tread saying his driller nearly kill you.






House pls i have Honda hala saloon car for sale, it is very clean, the price is #160,000. i'm selling it cheap because i need money urgently. I'm in Abuja. you can contact me thru watzapp to get the pix. 07038924536.
PoliticsRe: Lagos Government To Buy New Helicopter by johnsonjosbles(m): 11:36am On Sep 17, 2015
Opiosko:
Who is this one? Who uses cars these days? Go get a jet or an helicopter to advertise.
if we find out now! you have two car made in 1920 model, you beter come buy this one to upgrade. lol
RomanceRe: How Can I Know About His Sexual Status by johnsonjosbles(m): 11:34am On Sep 17, 2015
robedu:
thats not a good comment to make you know? that was not what i said
you they mind that oluku
CelebritiesRe: Mavin Singer Di'ja Teaches In A School In Kaduna,Donates Books To Them(pics by johnsonjosbles(m): 11:24am On Sep 17, 2015
good for her.



House pls i have Honda hala saloon car for sale, it is very clean, the price is #160,000. i'm selling it cheap because i need money urgently. I'm in Abuja. you can contact me thru watzapp to get the pix. 07038924536.
Jokes EtcRe: Awaiting the arrival of the heavenly Ministers (funny photo) by johnsonjosbles(m): 11:16am On Sep 17, 2015
lol




House pls i have Honda hala saloon car for sale, it is very clean, the price is #160,000. i'm selling it cheap because i need money urgently. I'm in Abuja. you can contact me thru watzapp to get the pix. 07038924536.
PoliticsRe: I Am Probing Amaechi Same Way Buhari Is Scrutinizing Jonathan’s Tenure – Wike by johnsonjosbles(m): 11:11am On Sep 17, 2015
this man sef.

House pls i have Honda hala saloon car for sale, it is very clean, the price is #160,000. i'm selling it cheap because i need money urgently. I'm in Abuja. you can contact me thru watzapp to get the pix. 07038924536. it is manual transmmission pls
CrimeRe: See Photos Of A Thief Caught At Ikeja This Morning And Nearly Beaten To Death by johnsonjosbles(m): 10:20am On Sep 17, 2015
go get work e no go gree.

House pls i have Honda hala saloon car for sale, it is very clean, the price is #160,000. i'm selling it cheap because i need money urgently. I'm in Abuja. you can contact me thru watzapp to get the pix. 07038924536. it is manual drive pls
PoliticsRe: Lagos Government To Buy New Helicopter by johnsonjosbles(m): 9:45am On Sep 17, 2015
House pls i have Honda hala saloon car for sale, it is very clean, the price is #160,000. i'm selling it cheap because i need money urgently. I'm in Abuja. you can contact me thru watzapp to get the pix. 07038924536.
PoliticsRe: I Can’t See Anything, I Can’t Read, Graduate Tells Akwa Ibom Tribunal by johnsonjosbles(m): 12:21am On Sep 17, 2015
yanabasee:
His enemies will rise and fall....


Destiny is design by God...


Man don't temper with one's destiny! Except you decide to temper with it yourself.


What God says you'll be is what you'll surely be.
thank you, the word of God said we r not militating against flesh and blood. Even jesus was tempted against his destiny! The said guy was deliberatly because of what he will get now showing to the public he can't read as a graduate! You and I not in the court now have his documented records. One day it may hunt him. Anyway it all depend on individual perspective.
FamilyRe: My Wife Starves Me Of Sex by johnsonjosbles(m): 12:09am On Sep 17, 2015
neo25:
Dear Nairalanders, I think I am going crazy and I really need your help. I'm 32 married to a 31year old for 6 years now with two kids (4 & 2).

Recently I figured out I'm having more sex with my wife every night and she's complaining a lot, though she isn't the sex or romantic type of woman but i thought i could teach her like everyone adviced me, it's embarrassing me. Everynight i have a strong erection but no luck from my wife. I want someone who has overcome such experience to please tell me what to do. Be it drugs or social attitude. Please be polite.
the only best way sound very stupid to people but trust me it is the only solution! I read many peoples coments and I laugh! Bible placed a very strong curse on any woman who deny her husband a sex even for just once, as far as you are pronounced husband, ur wife has no right whatsoever to say NO except you as a loving husband understands ocassionally if she's stressed or silk, aside that, she must be a foolish woman! Even when fighting, she must give you anyhow you want it, when it becomes every nit as op claim! The only best solutiuon is to look ffor a very prety lady, show her to ur wife and let her know that the young lady will be asisting her in her responsibility, if she dosnt react! Trust me she never love you. If she get angry,she'l never deny you again. All those advises will only enslave you to woman! Many of those advisers will never tolorate any folish woman like that! Note: we must show our wife love! Having done that, if my wife try that nonsence with me 2times! I will divorce her imidiately because she want me to comit adultry whre many I repeat many woman are out there looking for young man(32) like you. Warning to all the fake pastors who will qout me, all of them are adultrers! Woe to any woman who deny her husband sex for no reason! Is in the bible... Contact me for the verses and chapters
PoliticsRe: I Can’t See Anything, I Can’t Read, Graduate Tells Akwa Ibom Tribunal by johnsonjosbles(m): 10:18pm On Sep 16, 2015
yanabasee:
Lol.... See sense na! grin
you call that one sense? The day his destiny will promote him, his enemies will rise and open this record for him, then he will know he is a fool, ask buhari of NTA,AIT propaganda of his youthful age.
PoliticsRe: Pipeline Vandals Kill 10 DSS Operatives In Ogun by johnsonjosbles(m): 9:00pm On Sep 16, 2015
BishopMagic:
When the bigot sent his AirForce to obliterate a riverine community in Cross River in the guise of attacking oil bunkerers / pirates/ kidnappers or militants , the useless Yorubas were celebrating it.

Buhari should as a matter of urgency send a fleet of hind choppers to bomb these useless vipers.

I have always warned them that the war they wish us in the Niger Delta will only happen in their region.
the funniest part is one slap will eliminate you completely! But you r sounding like a waR hero. OMOALE OLORIBURUKU JATIJATI
Nairaland GeneralRe: Man Touches High Tension Wires Without Gloves In Lagos by johnsonjosbles(m): 7:45pm On Sep 16, 2015
donholy28:
current no dey...if not he 4 don roast by now
the topic would have been (Graphic pix of a foolish man who touched tenssion wire with hand in lagos home of bad new) [viewer discretion strongly advised or OYO]
PoliticsRe: Ongoing Fight At Alaba International Market? by johnsonjosbles(m): 4:55pm On Sep 15, 2015
OZAOEKPE:
"Lagos is no man's land". Quote me anywhere.
if i send you to lagoon now! you go beging wail.
CelebritiesRe: Munachi Abii In Sexy Beach Photo by johnsonjosbles(m): 4:09pm On Sep 15, 2015
my wife fine pass this one na
EducationRe: 95% Of Nairalander Will Fail This,picx. by johnsonjosbles(m): 7:13am On Sep 15, 2015
AdeniyiA:
6+1*0+2÷2.

6+0+1 = 7
OLODO O! where is the subtraction oh
FashionRe: Can You Rock This Designer Suit? (pics) by johnsonjosbles(m): 9:09pm On Sep 11, 2015
Chillext:
Can you rock this designer suit?
@op is this objet wearing it a PLASTIC or a WOOD? Just asking.
PoliticsRe: Buhari Inspecting Dadin Kowa Dam Project In Gombe In 1975 (Photo) by johnsonjosbles(m): 8:58pm On Sep 11, 2015
kodded:


buhari is a dulllard
undecided undecided
and your father is a RAT!
CelebritiesRe: Crazy Things That Goes On In Nigeria Night Clubs Every Night (photos) by johnsonjosbles(m): 8:32pm On Sep 11, 2015
EVILFOREST:
They are not useless.. . OK

At least they can still be USEFUL as examples.

By the way, they are there for us.
he never visit city b4, all his life was in village thats why
CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage shares photo of her new shape 2 months after giving birth by johnsonjosbles(m): 7:12pm On Sep 11, 2015
contactmorak:
Tiwa savage showed off her post baby body in workout outfit and captioned it:

"less than 2 months".


She looks great


http://ink361.com/app/users/ig-31224410/tiwasavage/photos/ig-1071611658394463747_31224410
pixture of her head or I dontbiliveit
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Sometimes I Want To Regret Going To School by johnsonjosbles(m): 1:24pm On Sep 09, 2015
Alvanify:
I know how you feel brother, what you just lamented is reality.
This is a country where even yahoo boy has a brighter future than a graduate.
Check it.
many people crtificate has even expired.
PoliticsRe: ECONOMIC DISASTER!! Nigeria Kicked Out Of Bond Index by johnsonjosbles(m): 8:33am On Sep 09, 2015
WombRaiders:
Fool keep decieving yourself.

By the time hunger begin blow you, sense go finally return.
Children of Lion will lack! You r a lion child!
PoliticsRe: Could These Be Why Electricty Is Stable In Nigeria Now??? Photos by johnsonjosbles(m): 8:28am On Sep 09, 2015
muri4mig:
If this is true, then PMB is the best that can ever happen to Nigeria and Nigerians.
did you noticed the maaad man above your post? God has remember Us in nigerian.

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