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Politics › Re: MEND Backs Buhari For Presidency by johnsonjosbles(m): 9:19pm On Jan 06, 2015

Last bullet! Yeparipa, Jonathen rise and fall! Wait oh, sombody wake me, am I the only one noticing "gej til 0019 crew" drastically reduced/disapeared? Pls nairalanders, should be very carefull because those crew gej till 0019 are like EBOLA syndrone, don't let them infect us with cluenesness, cos I'v captured 10 of the crew's signature who now shamelessly suport GMB. Watch out 4them. Sai Buhari.

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Politics › Re: Power Tussle:Governor Dickson Fires Patience Jonathan’s Loyalists In His Cabinet by johnsonjosbles(m): 10:00am On Jan 06, 2015

Jona &peg are both badluck to themself this time around! Dia juju is now working agains them.

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Politics › Re: US Army War College.class Of 80.buhari's Set(pictures) by johnsonjosbles(m): 8:59am On Jan 06, 2015

tit:
this people want make i laff fall comot from table!

Olorun! them tell you to bring your certificate you go bring plaque!
Next your go bring convocation program!
You never hear of people wey them print their name for convocation program but them no graduate?

mumunatu!

must u ppl be stupid till grave, must he come and post his CV on naira land 4u idio*ts to see. E no go beter 4u I swear.

Education › Re: (photos): UNN Female Graduate Dies A Day After Jubiliating About 2015 by johnsonjosbles(m): 8:43am On Jan 06, 2015

Maybe she met face-face with badluck jonathan! History have it, Jona met face to face with his student when he was a lecturer, all of them died, that's why no one ever claim he/she was his student, as well as his classmate! Jona met face to face with alameishiagha,he went strait to jail,with president yar'dur,he diead,with gen azazi,with our NAIRA,with our petrolium,our security, jona na EBOLA,Badluck. RIP to d dead.

Politics › Re: US Army War College.class Of 80.buhari's Set(pictures) by johnsonjosbles(m): 8:29am On Jan 06, 2015

datguru:
So what now?

Did the US government issue waec and first school leaving cert to him?

ur life will never straight again. Amen.

Politics › Re: 2015: Why Ndi Igbo Are Angry With Jonathan – Uko by johnsonjosbles(m): 6:42am On Jan 06, 2015

MayorofLagos:
Bloody COWARDS!

Get off the fence....bloody harlots! They are getting ready to jump fence and betray their contract with Asari and Gej on the SS/SE Coalition.

You want o come now and join the party of cow herders and amala eaters. Buhari and Osinbajo do not need you.all these niger pple must pack and leave this coutry now. Even at the face of reality, they will still bent nigerian must remain captive! It shall not be well with you. Just study ur life frm now on and confirm the curse.

freaks!!

Christianity Etc › Re: Catholic Church Disagrees With Father Mbaka by johnsonjosbles(m): 6:30am On Jan 06, 2015

Let them continue to disagree, sebi,jonathan boys bomb catholic church in madala in niger state outsketch of Abuja on one xmas day like that and killed many of dia brethren,what did jonathan govt did was to releas the prime suspect and many attack on catholic fomation across the country, did catholic ever reflect on on d death of dia loved 1nce,did they loved them selfs, they should give jonathan another 4yrs, his boys will just sack catholic from ealy morning service across d country, believe me jona don't give a damn.

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Politics › Re: Free Meals, Allowance For Jobless Youths, N5,000 For Poor Families-Buhari Offers by johnsonjosbles(m): 11:07pm On Jan 05, 2015

oshyno:
If these are the way this man is going to campain then he is more clueless than I thought.
I mean how can u promise all that without giving us how u want to achieve all that. Maybe he thinks we are all semi illitrates.

GMB how do u do all that and how do u intend to sustain them With all price falling.

Awolowo of blesed memory analyse his planns and how he will achive it, all his followers that were thiefs knew he was going to collet their loots probe them and send them to jail, they dia4 work against him. Buhari is so smarter than many fools

Politics › Re: Free Meals, Allowance For Jobless Youths, N5,000 For Poor Families-Buhari Offers by johnsonjosbles(m): 10:53pm On Jan 05, 2015

EasternLeopard:
If you guys want free food, go and revive your dead cocoa business for that

Our oil won't be used to organise Owambe and Raka Dede

Wealth creation and not Wealth sharing

We are not amaljiris

believe me you even die b4 buhari even have time to deal wt ur pple and ur useless oil. After election, ur pple will like to joke wt general ba? Ok, it will take less than 1wk b4 nigerian army go wipe ur generation out. U tink ppls general go tolorate you rodent like how otuoke mumu r sponsoring bh?

Politics › Re: Free Meals, Allowance For Jobless Youths, N5,000 For Poor Families-Buhari Offers by johnsonjosbles(m): 10:40pm On Jan 05, 2015

Misogynist2014:
Are you Elisha?

I'm not,but I must tell you, any1, who bent that nigeria will not get out of captivity,either by action,statement,or atitude, shall never follow nigerians to a promise land. It is natural not a curse.

Politics › Re: Free Meals, Allowance For Jobless Youths, N5,000 For Poor Families-Buhari Offers by johnsonjosbles(m): 10:32pm On Jan 05, 2015

All our stolen money if rertrieved from theifs, he can do more than that sucessfully. God bless GMB.

Politics › Re: Free Meals, Allowance For Jobless Youths, N5,000 For Poor Families-Buhari Offers by johnsonjosbles(m): 10:29pm On Jan 05, 2015

FrancisTony:
Empty promise(s) from an empty barrel.

from you and all the post above you, I prophecy, because u did not believe,and for those who will not believe this will posible, u shall not live to see the glory of God in nigeria

Christianity Etc › Re: Was Number 44 Of Suliemans Prophecy Refering To Chris Oyakhilome? by johnsonjosbles(m): 10:11pm On Jan 05, 2015

paulGrundy:
About 98% of his 2014 prophecies came to pass. Thus I have good reasons to believe what he says.

u r as mumun as the pastor.

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Politics › Re: Buhari, Sylva Campaign Posters Cause Stir In Bayelsa by johnsonjosbles(m): 9:57pm On Jan 05, 2015

calebo101:
It's never a crime to dream. Just pls after your messiah loses, don't create anarchy in the land. I use God beg una because dis time nobody go sit down make una kill our people for North go free.

GEJ till 2019!

when gej himself don admitt he fail, u stil day dia dey clamour gej 2009, I no go beta 4u no be curse oh!

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Celebrities › Re: 15 Nigerian Celebrities And Their Stunning parents by johnsonjosbles(m): 8:45pm On Jan 05, 2015

Don jazzy father must have drop the sparm at age 10.

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Jokes Etc › Re: So Funny Pics To Start Your Week With I Guess So by johnsonjosbles(m): 10:44am On Jan 05, 2015

Funny indeed, but fellow nigerian/youths, this is a serious moment of our life, we need not to laugh over it at all, I our leaders realy our problems? Believe me capital NO! Our problems is indeed ourself. I meant to understand meaning of education, all of us in nigeria lack basic education wc is comon sense. I swear to my life, I'm not a catholic but when I read rf nbarka contex and nairalander coments, I just concluded the posible reasons while we may never retrieve our stolen future because of our stupi*dity, we calld our selfs interlectual, but we still over look those FACTS man of GOD analyse. We don't need international comunity to laugh at us, we r just have to laugh @ourself. Cos if we have to live nxt 4years under badluck when we have power to take our destiny with our own hands. We r indeed a useless entity. If u exclude urself frm this fact! U r a No1 fool because u have no future anyway under Jonathan, even if u r doing well and fine, you can as well blown off due to insecurity under Gej admin

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Politics › Re: Jonathan Loses 52-year-old Younger Sister. by johnsonjosbles(m): 10:25pm On Jan 04, 2015

Ole/thief/barawo

sptade:
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impounded vehicle at affordable auction prize,1st HAND
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These cars were seized as a result of illegal importation
into the country; They are readily available in give-away
price
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removal by Clearance.
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OFFICER OF NIGERIA custom,SEME BORDER COMMAND)
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Way,Operation 2-Enforcement office(ZONE A),SEME
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EVER,SINCE ALL THE NECESSARY DOCUMENTS WILL BE
HANDED OVER TO CUSTOMERS TO AVOID SUCH
INDIVIDUAL BUYING FOR HIS/HER PERSONAL USE
All new buyer should make a scan copy of the following to
semecommand@gmail.com:-
a. National id card, international passport or driver's
license.
b. Local Gov. of origin certificate.
c. Birth certificate.
d. A colored passport photograph. (for warehouse permit)
Regards from (NCS)

why ur address no cary naigeria custom but just seme comand. Ole oloriburuku

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Politics › Re: Jonathan Loses 52-year-old Younger Sister. by johnsonjosbles(m): 10:18pm On Jan 04, 2015

Thank God, madam pls wait for ur brother because he will soon join you. If u go alone, naigerian inocent dead will not allow u rest, let hil follow u so that he'l respond to dia questn himsef b4 they'l pices him

Politics › Re: General Buhari At Lagos State 2015 Thanksgiving Service by johnsonjosbles(m): 10:08pm On Jan 04, 2015

E no go beter 4ur papa

baybeeboi:
How will this help get Buhari's certificate to INEC?
Plus come May 2015,Enoch Adeboyes church will be a playground for d Dogs

quote me otherwise and have a sleepless night

Politics › Re: Photos: RCCG Members Asked To Show Their PVC In Church by johnsonjosbles(m): 9:41pm On Jan 04, 2015

DancingSkeleton:
shame

no wonder Satan RULES

the house of God has be turned upside down

quote me and d!e before FEBRUARY 1st

FTC tho

now I quote u, bh bomb will soon locate u anytime soon. Mad idio*tsss

Family › Re: Separation Is Imminent In My Marriage. by johnsonjosbles(m): 8:57pm On Jan 04, 2015

i had just dsame xperience like urs, . exactly. the diff is my wife ,didnt so any sign of looking outside, but one thing i noticed is her family never respect me just because i 'm jobles after graduated frm sch, my wife was lucky to get abank job, i wasnt a lazy man, i strugle to survive n take responsiblity in the house as a man. they saw me as gold diger and treated me thesame way. what i did and it may help you. i packed my belongings and left home,i never return tho in dsame city until when she started feeling my impact,as God will crown my effort,i got job in d proces,my wife later started loking for a way to be reunion,wc i decline untill fight broke out betwn her and her family blaming them for her to be seperated btw her and her husband. they had to send my pastor to beg me but i acepted her back only because of my son i loved so much. believe me Now, my wife became the best woman. we bult our own house wc she contributed 50%and she never disrespect me againg. the secret was b4 she came to her normal sence, i nearly remary to another working class woman who is far beter piad than my wife and d lady respected me alot. even now am still comunicating with the lady, my wife never complain. tho i promised her nothing more btw us. so that is woman for u. dont be surprise she love you.

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Education › Re: KSU Bike Man Caught Having Sex With Mad Woman (photo) by johnsonjosbles(m): 9:41pm On Jan 03, 2015

Traditional wedding for them both,

Forum Games › Re: How Many Hands Can You See by johnsonjosbles(m): 7:57pm On Jan 03, 2015

Simply 31

Travel › Re: Plane Crash In Western Kentucky Kills Four, 7-year-old Survives by johnsonjosbles(m): 8:44am On Jan 03, 2015

Again. Rip. Maenwhile: Vote buhari 4president.

Nairaland General › Re: Effect Of Banger (graphic Pictures) by johnsonjosbles(m): 10:21pm On Jan 01, 2015

You be mumuu of the republic.

Talibanis:
U are too dull to know the gross picture of a blast injury so keep ur mouth shut if u don't have anything meaningful to say!

Nairaland General › Re: Effect Of Banger (graphic Pictures) by johnsonjosbles(m): 10:15pm On Jan 01, 2015

This Ops can lie! Let thunder strick you if this is banger, y r you miss informing people? Do have an idea there is international control agency 4 such products? Na u be fool abegi.

Family › Re: Child Theft: Father Of Newborn Accuses Matron, Police Chief Of Conspiracy by johnsonjosbles(m): 12:49pm On Jan 01, 2015

Breaking News, president Jonathan has been acused of 1st degree of disrespect to Nigeria integrity for siting down why addresing nigerian this morning new year brodcast.

Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Enoch Adeboye Reveals 2015 Prophecies by johnsonjosbles(m): 9:47am On Jan 01, 2015

Did any1 noticed Jonathan this morning addressing Nigerians siting down? That Man is indeed a stu*pid, man. We don't need any1 to prophecy to us anymore in this country, infact all Nigerians can predits acurately what is to come more than even a true prophets. Let's just take our destiny with our own hands in this coming election, and keep praying to God. Arrest my case

Car Talk › Re: New Year Gift From Govt : Tokunbo Cars To Cost More From January 1 by johnsonjosbles(m): 9:23am On Dec 31, 2014

Can jona ever give nigeria a reason to smile? Never! He think he's wicked, to me he's a stup*id idio*tssssssssssssssss.

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