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misspicy:
Hello

How was ur day,hope ur doing great

I don't know why some of us will stop drinking panadol for another people headache, always arguing and wasting Mb on messi Vs CR7 issue,
The truth is this, they dont know that u people exist. The duo are just making their money and living their lives while u people are here wasting the little u saved and starving out of poverty.

Rating every Man United signing under Mourinho, Van Gaal and Moyes
JANUARY 13, 2017 2:08:29 AM PST
By Musa Okwonga

Manchester United have splashed out over £400 million on players since Sir Alex Ferguson retired, but it hasn't been enough to sustain the success he brought to the club during his glorious tenure.

There have been hits and misses among the dealings of the three managers who followed Ferguson: David Moyes, Louis van Gaal and Jose Mourinho. But who has shone and who has flopped? Starting from Mourinho's purchases, we rank each signing out of 10.

Jose Mourinho

Eric Bailly: 9 -- Excellent from the moment he first wore a United shirt, he will be a leading defender for years to come.

Zlatan Ibrahimovic: 9 -- His 19 goals have been impressive enough but, more than that, he has helped restore United's swagger.

Henrikh Mkhitaryan: 9 -- Had to wait a while to be given his chance as a regular starter but has delivered both at home and in Europe.

Paul Pogba: 9 -- Has the ability to become the very best in the game and was signed as much for his potential as the cluster of fine performances he has already delivered.

Total outlay: £149.3 million



Louis van Gaal

Daley Blind: 8 -- Looks to be a squad player now but his versatility, as well as the excellence of several of his performances, means he has been a fine signing.

Matteo Darmian: 5 -- Arrived with a strong reputation and put in some good early performances, but is too unambitious in attack and has lost assurance in defence.

Memphis Depay: 4 -- Started brightly in the Champions League qualifiers but faded quickly from view against cannier defenders in the Premier League.

Angel Di Maria: 3 -- Had a superb start but the club's then-record signing regressed sharply, suffering injury and off-field problems. His form was abject by the time he joined Paris Saint-Germain.

Radamel Falcao (loan) 3 -- Looked off the pace after his awful set of injuries, though his recent brilliance at Monaco suggests his time at United was merely a miserable blip.

Ander Herrera: 9 -- Struggled initially to become a regular starter but now his place in the team is assured, both as an orchestrator in his own right and a key foil for Pogba.

Anthony Martial: 9 -- An instant star, who showed van Gaal's eye for a young player was still there. Martial was often the highlight of a difficult 2015-16 season, the zenith of which was his magnificent FA Cup semifinal performance.

Marcos Rojo: 6 -- Has improved markedly under Mourinho, adding good positioning to decent passing. He is beginning to look like the international player he is.

Sergio Romero: 6 -- A couple of uncertain early outings showed he was not a strong competitor for David De Gea, but Romero has proved himself a competent deputy in recent months.

Morgan Schneiderlin: 5 -- Not always given the fairest run to prove himself but, in the final analysis, he was not dominant often enough.



Bastian Schweinsteiger: 6 -- Most useful in his early games as someone who could control the tempo but, increasingly, he was overrun by younger, fresher players and now barely features.

Luke Shaw: 6 -- When fit and in form he has been excellent but is still to recover from a horrific leg break. Currently out of favour with Mourinho and could be on his way in the summer.

Victor Valdes: 2 -- A disastrous move for both player and manager; Valdes and Van Gaal never seemed to gel even though they had previously worked together.

Total outlay: £248m

David Moyes

Marouane Fellaini: 6 -- Was an unpopular signing and has often found the going extremely tough. Now, though, he has a niche as a valued impact player.

Juan Mata: 8 -- Did not seem to have a natural place upon his arrival but now scores and creates freely and is one of the most reliable players when in-game control is needed.

Total outlay: £64.6m

misspicy:
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Bobbyunitedfc:
I FELT LIKE CRYING AFTER READING THIS BECAUSE I CAN TOTALLY RELATE WITH THEIR STORY,,,,MY GIRLFRIEND HAS NO PHYSICAL DISABILITIES THE ONLY DISABILITY SHE HAS ACCORDING TO MY MUM IS THAT SHES IBO AND SHE SAID HER FIRST SON CANT AND WONT MARRY AN IBO LADY.....

MY AUNT WHO IS THE PROPHETESS OF THE FAMILY CAME UP WITH SEVERAL VISIONS ABOUT OUR FUTURE IF I MARRY THE LADY,SHE SAID ONE OF US WILL DIE,THERE WILL BE POVERTY IN OUR HOME,TOO MUCH SCARY STUFF..

FEW DAYS AGO MY MUM SAID HER ALFA GAVE HER SIMILAR PROPHESIES TO MY AUNT....DESPITE ALL THAT I STILL STAND MY GROUND ON MARRYING THIS LADY.I JUST HOPE I WONT REGRET THIS IN FUTURE..?

Love conquers all, prayer is the key.

Pray until something happens,

May God continue and perfect the good things he is doing in ur lives, and grant u couple ur heart desires. Amen

Poorboy:
When things go though women always run....

U wants her die abi

I don't support domestic violence, there are best way to punish a woman in the house rather using her for punching bag, women body are too soft be used as puching bags, it should be used as pillow.

ritababe:
Nigerians just full everywhere for the whole world.

Yes na, travelling things

The problem will still persist,

Mynd44:
Both his assembly and Presidential Palace will be brought down on them

Are u the one to do that

Lol, Nigerians guys are wiser than u people, 500 wetin, escape coat

No doubt that lady is doing some big time hustling

So which online biznes will i register in that will pay me in dollars with liitle or less capital,

Ask4Info:
Why waste Such resources? I am So pissed right now. Jammeh doesn't need such sophisticated weaponry to oust him.


With my 2 Canoes, Catapult, Bow and Arrow and Dagger, i will chase that guy out of Gambia in no time.

Warship for Tiny Gambia wey no Big pass Victoria Island and Ikoyi? Buratai you fall my hand.

100 UNARMED boyscouts from a Nigeria Primary School will pursue that man. Our Man O War is too much for them.

Lol

sirfee:
1 million likes for you.

U too much

Gambian people help me beg jammah to resigh before these soldiers mistakenly drop another bomb for ur town,

Don't worry about buharis deaf earear to the warning and pleads of AU to release some guys, one good turn deserves another, oga jammah pls resign before some myopic african leaders use u shine, like OBAMA used gadaffi and osama shine.,
Just wait when u will use them shine too

link2ok:
4 secrets to make front page.

1. Write anything about MMM even if you ain't making sense.

2. Make sure you get a picture of the snake.. just post the picture and dnt say a word.

3. Dig up any info about Tonto Dike . Even if it's since she was a Virgin( that's if she was ever a Virgin).

4. Breast..eg Cossy or whats that her name again.

Seun you need new sets on Mods on this platform.

U funny diedie

I will take ur advice and write one cos i want see ma self for FP

1. If you are SINGLE and keep on saying "I DON'T TRUST MEN OR WOMEN!" Remember your mates are getting married every Saturday. Let me ask you, are they marrying spirits? Wise up!

2. If you are MARRIED and keep saying "I HATE THIS MARRIAGE!" OK! Is it not married people like you that are celebrating Gold, Silver and even Platinum jubilee?

3. If you keep on ranting, ''I'M LEAVING MY MAN, HE CHEATED ON ME!" Please, go to town and see all the fine, cute, sexy, hot, hungry and desperate chicks waiting to snatch your man's money and property, they don't even mind sharing. Make it work, my friend!

4. Stop saying "I HATE MY JOB!" Look! 20 million people are jobless and can't even find any not to talk of keeping it! Do you want to join them?

5. You keep saying "I HATE WHERE I LIVE!" Oh please! tears Try visiting those locations that are flooding now, people leaving in tin/zinc shacks in winter or people living/sleeping under the bridge at night and you will be grateful to God that you even have a place to stay!

6. Some say "I AM TIRED OF THIS LIFE!" Well, go to the hospital and see people fighting for their lives! Go to the mortuary and take a look then tell me what you feel after that! The point is, be positive and believe in God, that's all that matters. Be Blessed.

CHERISH EVERY MOMENT OF YOUR LIFE: To realize the value of a sister/brother ask someone Who doesn't have one.

To realize the value of togetherness: Ask a newly divorced couple.

To realize the value of four years: Ask a graduate.

To realize the value of one year: Ask a student who Has failed a final exam.

To realize the value of nine months: Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.

To realize the value of one month: Ask a mother Who has given birth to a premature baby.

To realize the value of one week: Ask an editor of a weekly newspaper.

To realize the value of one minute: Ask a person Who has missed the train, bus or plane.

To realize the value of one second: Ask a person Who has survived an accident.

Time waits for no one. Treasure every moment you have.

To realize the value of parents ask orphans who lost his parents a day after his birth.

To realize the value of a friend or family member: LOSE ONE.

Remember. Hold on tight to the ones you love! And don't forget the one who sent it to you!

I HOPE EVERYBODY WILL REFLECT ON THIS.

U never start, one man do say that WOMEN ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO UNDERSTAND BUT IF YOU DO,SHE WILL BE THE FINEST CREATURE IN UR HISTORY.

1. If you are SINGLE and keep on saying "I DON'T TRUST MEN OR WOMEN!" Remember your mates are getting married every Saturday. Let me ask you, are they marrying spirits? Wise up!

2. If you are MARRIED and keep saying "I HATE THIS MARRIAGE!" OK! Is it not married people like you that are celebrating Gold, Silver and even Platinum jubilee?

3. If you keep on ranting, ''I'M LEAVING MY MAN, HE CHEATED ON ME!" Please, go to town and see all the fine, cute, sexy, hot, hungry and desperate chicks waiting to snatch your man's money and property, they don't even mind sharing. Make it work, my friend!

4. Stop saying "I HATE MY JOB!" Look! 20 million people are jobless and can't even find any not to talk of keeping it! Do you want to join them?

5. You keep saying "I HATE WHERE I LIVE!" Oh please! tears Try visiting those locations that are flooding now, people leaving in tin/zinc shacks in winter or people living/sleeping under the bridge at night and you will be grateful to God that you even have a place to stay!

6. Some say "I AM TIRED OF THIS LIFE!" Well, go to the hospital and see people fighting for their lives! Go to the mortuary and take a look then tell me what you feel after that! The point is, be positive and believe in God, that's all that matters. Be Blessed.

CHERISH EVERY MOMENT OF YOUR LIFE: To realize the value of a sister/brother ask someone Who doesn't have one.

To realize the value of togetherness: Ask a newly divorced couple.

To realize the value of four years: Ask a graduate.

To realize the value of one year: Ask a student who Has failed a final exam.

To realize the value of nine months: Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.

To realize the value of one month: Ask a mother Who has given birth to a premature baby.

To realize the value of one week: Ask an editor of a weekly newspaper.

To realize the value of one minute: Ask a person Who has missed the train, bus or plane.

To realize the value of one second: Ask a person Who has survived an accident.

Time waits for no one. Treasure every moment you have.

To realize the value of parents ask orphans who lost his parents a day after his birth.

To realize the value of a friend or family member: LOSE ONE.

Remember. Hold on tight to the ones you love! And don't forget the one who sent it to you!

I HOPE EVERYBODY WILL REFLECT ON THIS.

Nigeria and wasting of money, instead of wasting that huge some cant u people build a good factory that will he producing toot pick or matches, or a ruce farm or cassava farm. Which way nigeria