dora7891: "l"mao means laughing my as* out like lol (which is laughin out loud)

lol... This is good. Anytime I remember saturday's event, I lmao...

adeshola1:

on an official leave sir

hahahaha... Abi. Are you relieving them?

dora7891:

lmao

what is the meaning of "imao"?

Where are you guys- moye, uumm, leitner, understatement and clockwise?

Where is uumm, moye, clockwise, understatement

dcrownnn: finding wot

Alright. Seeking to walk on air, even in seventh heaven. And to find jocundity.

dcrownnn: wt ar u seeking and finding

Seeking nothing but finding something.

Nawa o! So many phases here. UTME phase, putme phase, cut off mark phase, merit list phase, subject combination phase, predite phase, jambite phase, pairing phase, insolence phase, enquiry phase, backciting phase, mathematics phase, argument phase, surgical instrument phase, aggregate phase, engineering phase, social science phase, complain phase, etc phases.

dcrownnn: yhp..aw may i elp u

He that seeks shall find.

dora7891: lemme just drop a lil info on dis as a gal... even wen we dont drop our numbers we receive trouble already from guyz. telln us dey just wanna b frnds crap and dey just keep calln, sendn texts, it scary 4 me tho and some of us dont like it, not everyonez is safe, sounds dumb but dats how it iz 4 us. I hav a list of blockd numbers dey just wouldn't give up, had do sth bout it. Not every1 dat picks our numbers means well.

There's no gender that is not dangerous. All men or guys may be generally the same but character, attitude, understanding, moral value, virtues and focus differentiate them all into categories. Categories of which the female folks define based on their experiences, background, aim or target and self-acclaimed beliefs. So I don't blame the person for not making her number public. She might have had issues with that aforetime (experience) which she would never wish a repetition of it to occur. Notwithstanding, every garrulous character is an obsolete which has already been quagmired. I rest my case.

dcrownnn: ...okay.qweenhardewumy mutiat

muTIat

Klare: abeg make person aswer me nw

Print your admission letter now now now. Once the thing show, just print it. You've got evidence.

Timmytimmy: *Walks into thread wearing a black tux and sleek Italian shoes*let's make this thread a lil bit more beneficial.Educational tips, suggestion of books, what are we to expect from 100level? You know, stuff like that......

Well I think A-level curriculum. For engineering, I think two math courses, one or two workshop courses, Phy, inorganic chem, engine drawing, english, humanity course-citizenship (probably), ICT and management course. There could be more or less.
Almost the same for science but I doubt if science will do engine drawing. But little general biology may come in for general science. That's what I think.

jarofclay: 7 months is too much time to throw away, I need a syllabus or curriculum(or the list of courses to be offered) for faculty of Engineering, maybe for the whole of 100level or just for first semester......please, anything at all!

Thirded

moyes5757: Anoda site is surgicalinstruments.com

noted

uumm:
yeah, but it's better to read them after opening them..

that is it my brother.

dora7891: werd u get d info from

like in Mastectomy, the patient wears Pneumatic boots. The surgeon mainly uses Electrocautery to make incisions.

dora7891: does it?

there are surgical instruments for general surgery. But what I mean is that there are instruments or equipments meant for each type of surgical procedure. Like Otorhinolaryngology uses majorly retractors and endoscope.

moyes5757: imaginary number

very correct. That is square root of -1

moyes5757: as 4 d calculus I used substitution method asin tanx=sinx\cosx.4 d -8 d ansa is ~2.8i

correct.

dejii01:
What do you take me for?
2√2i or 2.83i

No vex o. This "i" is for what?

dejii01:
Not really gradual, I have a trick to solving such questions. I don't know if it's the same method you know or it's only one method that exists.


Btw, aren't we derailing this thread?

Just to keep it lively. It doesnt stop anyone from asking questions that are related to admission issues.

dejii01: Ohh, someone solved it already

ok. Take this one. Find the square root of -8 without advanced calculator.

dejii01:
Piece of cake, -In(Cosx)+c

na gradual process

dora7891: too bad tho... gat advanced math text books I havnt even opend... hopefully dey gon b useful dis "holiday"

try to open them. Its very good to do so.

moyes5757: -ln(cosx)+c or ln(secx)+c

if you solved it, then what method of integration did you use?

moyes5757: -ln(cosx)+c or ln(secx)+c

Did you solve it or did you just pick the answer from the table of integrals?

dora7891: ive used it before.. so yh

lately I digressed to medicals. I found out that each surgical procedure has its own peculiar surgical instruments.

davidmascot: Ebola that you are already showing symptoms of? Me no sabi maths o .....
Bearing ko,pairing ni.

you are very much free to say anything.

moyes5757: it brings me immense joy too nd I%
jambite buh I av advanced level textbuks of maths which I read frequently

Alright. Try and find the integral of tanx dx. That is $tanx dx=? Don't mind my integral symbol. I don't have the right one in my device.

dora7891: at least a science student shuld.. yup ah do

alright that good. Do you know how to use it?

dora7891: how romantic

i guess you know what Sphygmomanometer is.