hausadreturn:
i stumbled upon your comment when u quoted on d issue of cutoff marks which i posted some months ago...
u said ...''na 4 ur room dey release am? Or na 4 ur door post dey paste am?...''
>
Inasmuch as it happened in September, i need to advise u to be guided as to d way u make comments. That tantrum of yours is unnecessary.
Thanks

Show!!! See advice!! Tantrum in deed... face your music my friend...

efyzhi:
Happy New Month of Grace Galore................ Morning amigoes

como estas?

hausadreturn:
i saw this message by accident...pls who's Johnwills?

are you asking everyone here who Johnwills is?

Please guys, help clarify me on this. Between Applied Geophysics and Electrical Electronics Engineering, which is better in terms of job opportunity in nigeria?

Omolojujesu:


what's your department, bro?

Applied Geophysics. You?

Omolojujesu:


i'm doing pretty well.... You?

I'm good

Timmytimmy:


*singing* shez looking for Johnny, shez looking for Johnwills, shez looking for her Johnwills

I never know you can write a good song and and also perform it like this. You are amazing. Thanks for singing for "us".

Omolojujesu:

Went in search of something...guessing

Your guess is 99.99% correct.
My guy how far?

Chiamaka01:
@johnwills, where have you been? Welcome back.

My dear Chiamaka01, the one and only brightest star in the galaxy of Young Doctors, how are you? Actually, I've been in the Potter's house. He's remolding me and others into Golden vessels of honour. Nonetheless, I want to use this opportunity to wish "us" the best as "we" mark the end of our birth-month.
May God be merciful unto "us" and bless "us". May His face beam with joy as He look at "us". May He send "us" around the World with His news of saving grace and His eternal plan for mankind. Let brotherly love continue.

uumm:
#SPOILER ALERT..






What will you do if you see this on oau's website..


NOTICE TO PROSPECTIVE STUDENTS :
It has been brought to the knowledge of the school management that rumours have been flying around about the 2014/2015 admission process. We would like to inform the general public that cut-off marks are not actually out yet.. Please note that due to poor administration on our part, the school's website was hacked a few weeks ago and false cut-off marks were uploaded. The JAMB site was also hacked by one Mr Johnwills. Please ignore any claims as touching cut-off marks, admission lists or letters. We are working effortlessly to ensure that the proper cut-off marks are released within the next month- after which students are advised to print the "ORIGINAL" admission letters (containing passports of your parents and grand-parents) from the JAMB official site.


Thank you.
The school management.

hmmmm
It is better to be "one Mr johnwills" and not just Johnwills.

@babysmart, I'm very fine and happier than the "happiest." Were u a predite?

uumm:
#SPOILER ALERT..






What will you do if you see this on oau's website..


NOTICE TO PROSPECTIVE STUDENTS :
It has been brought to the knowledge of the school management that rumours have been flying around about the 2014/2015 admission process. We would like to inform the general public that cut-off marks are not actually out yet.. Please note that due to poor administration on our part, the school's website was hacked a few weeks ago and false cut-off marks were uploaded. The JAMB site was also hacked by one Mr Johnwills. Please ignore any claims as touching cut-off marks, admission lists or letters. We are working effortlessly to ensure that the proper cut-off marks are released within the next month- after which students are advised to print the "ORIGINAL" admission letters (containing passports of your parents and grand-parents) from the JAMB official site.


Thank you.
The school management.

hmmmm
It is better to be "one Mr johnwills" and not just Johnwills.

@babysmart, I'm very fine and happier than the "happiest." Were u a predite?

XXX5:


186days, 7hours, 55minutes to go
Timmytimmy , Johnwills ( m),
Chiamaka01 (f)

Good combo! Johnwills=m
Chiamaka01=f
TimmyTimmy = ?

Timmytimmy:
Johnwills likes uumm........
I thought John was a boy's name and stuff was 14years

...love your neighbour as yourself... Johnwills has been a male and will remain a male.

Timmytimmy:
Johnwills......you don see expredite wey no dey kill mosquito, that was an expression jor.

Na comment(noun) I comment(verb). Lol

Let brotherly and sisterly love continue...as I flyby with the speed of light.

@Babysmart. Quite a long time. How has it been?

@ Moyes5757. How far for list matter?

@ Dora. Greetings to you.

@ Chiamaka01. I'm still waiting for you to arrange the figures I included in the last transaction note I sent you. When you do it, give me a call.

@ Understatement. Remain blessed

@Timmytimmy. I heard you don't have the morale to kill mosquitoe but you can handle firearms. Its not connecting o!

@ leitner. My guy where are you? Remember our unfinished business.

@SuperT14. My brotherly brother. How is your processor doing? My mouse is after me. Help!

@uumm. You are too englishic. I like you sha.

@OTHER GUY. Make una hug una phones-be it nokia 3310 or iphone6+. Singular love to everyone.

toluwalope1:
.medical schl is not fun like pple picture it o.d volume of books oda dept will read for deir 4years is what we read here for a session. d annoying abt it is DAT its volatile

Sorry for the volatile part of it.

Chiamaka01:


No need to send it. I'll send one of my boys to pick it up. You'll meet him at NICON junction. He'll be dressed in an all-black outfit. Just pick a date.

Time 09:02pm. The plate number of my car is JW3721. I'll only spend 4 seconds with my 69 well-armed entourage. You grab? Your boy shouldn't waste my time.

toluwalope1:
.I bet u don't.if u do den...u must b eiistein .medical schl here na die o.just Gods grace is keeping me

I don't really understand you. Is the medical school giving you more that what you need or is it otherwise?

Chiamaka01:
@Johnwills, a cheque would be fine.

Where do you want the cheque sent to?

superT14:
am not a vb programmer bro, and html aiint a programming language, it z jz som set of scripting tags 2 define d structure of a webpage. ....My main programming languages are Java (for software development) and php (for web development) , I do programme wit c# partially

i'm not talking about the language rather I thought you can use VB and HTML. Anyway, thanks.

Chiamaka01:


Amen. Glad to know you have an interest in biology.

I like the physiology and anatomy part. And the parts that has to do with Biochemical reactions

Chiamaka01:


Hmm. 27 million, i want to buy APC's presidential aspirant form.

Good. How would you like the payment be made? By cash or cheque?

.As we wait for next line of action, may our systolic and diastolic pressures be at normal.

uumm:

programme is programme

lol... I'm talking about programmable programme. Guy you funny.

uumm:

I can write one using biro

Hahahaha... No worry, when biro stage reach I will negotiate with you. Actually, its a real business. If you sabi VB6.0, you tell me.

Chiamaka01:


If the pay is good. Nothing's free, even in Freetown.

Fine. How much will it cost me?

superT14:
aw I wish we can jz eraze one of d last 2digits

SuperT14 can you write a programme using VB 6.0 or HTML?

Chiamaka01:


Life is good. You need to learn abbreviations, sha.

Would you teach me?

Chiamaka01:


Get well soon.

I see... How far with life?

Chiamaka01:


Get well soon.

I see...

efyzhi:
GWS Bro

Does it mean that every statement has an abbreviation? Which one be GWS?

Leitner:

Which kain story you wan hear?.

You wan make I post am for cyberspace how my jamb form's money fit rent Aso rock for one year abi?



'Ve been sick for a couple days now. So MAYBE I will post it later; but is the time for "story telling" on this thread,not already over?


Babysmart,haydot95,johhnwills,umm,I greet you guyz o

My brother, I pray that you recover quickly. May the speed of your CPU increase. Amen. But my name no be johhnwills, biko.