dora7891: I wish but im in nursin

It is still very fine. Once you attain to " registered nurse," your career would be approximately equal to that of a Doc.

chiamaka01: Congratulations

dora7891: med I ansa on her behalf

that's great. It seems you are also Med. Isn't it the same with her?

dejii01:
Haven't tried checking. I don't have the e-facility card yet, but it should be available for printing.

I thought its the same e-facility card we used in checking and printing jamb result. Is it rather deferent?

Chiamaka01:

Congrats, i'm really happy for you. I'm not sure if i've asked before, but, course?

It's Applied Geophysics. What about you?

Finally, it has come to pass. Admitted.

clockwise: Helo chiamaka hw can i contact u?

Go straight to the point. #JUST SAYING.
But if you actually want to know how to contact her, use anticlockwise method. Lolz.

Leitner: Waaaazzzzzzaaaaappppppppp guyz?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chiamaka,haydot and babysmart,na shekau kidnap your boy o . The worst part of being kidnapped by that man is waking up to see is thick black beards everyday. His beard will pass as a synonym for the very sambisa forest (they are both thick and dense )


Ok let's get serious ,my phone had a little problem. But that's not even like the main problem. Have just Been really really busy nowadays. 'The phase' will soon pass though

Davidmascot- Happy Late HBD to you. Abeg send something to your guy o

Chiamaka- I hope all these small small boyz neva begin toast you in my absence: Johnwills comes to mind (coz Have been trying to hammer out a deal with the main man himself: Seun Osewa! ).

so me join for small small boys, eh?

haydot95: the chicken will now eat d list abi?

Ask him o! Chicken no fit near the list my name de. What about you?

Penboy: it can't be (d). I guess merit list should be handled solely by jamb.

Brotherly, what do you think it is?

haydot95: it better be option D

I'm with you. No time! Doro list-Ibu onye ebe!

yinkacruxzy: B is d option dnt b optimistic at all d list is on her way to buy chicken for xmass

very funny. Though reality exists, it is better to be optimistic.

Neyova: oau eportal has nt been going 2ru since 3am diz morning! are you guyz thinking wat am thinking??

Choose the correct implication.
They are
(A)Upgrading the site (B)Redesigning the site
(C)Removing unwanted windows
(D)Uploading 1st batch

XXX5: johnwills blv wht yhu see nt sht yhu heard

Tanks my bro. You are very brotherly.

XXX5: by this time nxt year....we would be in our respective hostels....if yhu believe hit like.....if yhu dnt blv yhu wud gain admission simply ignore

100 likes! But my guy what about the discrepancy I told you?

[quote author=XXX5]yh johnwhills guys i'm hearing a rumout that admission list is out how true is this?

Its not yet out. They just want to stir up some people. But actually, a part2 student told me that the cut-off of Applied Geophysics is 230. But from the one you just uploaded, it is 200. There is discrepancy here o! Which one I go take?

XXX5: alas....architecture cutoff out pls are my subject combo for architecture correct?...
maths...english...physics... geography

it then means all the cut-off is out.
w.r.t architecture, geography is the bone of contention.

uumm:
goitre can be caused by oversecretion (hyperthyroidism) , as well as undersecretion (hypothyroidism)

Are u sure Hypothyroidism causes goitre? Check wel o!

XXX5: alas....architecture cutoff out pls are my subject combo for architecture correct?...
maths...english...physics... geography

that is cut off mark for 2013/14 nah...

yinkacruxzy: no dwartism is Caused by under secretion of pituitry gland.cretinism is when u See a 7 old boys that a 4 year old boy is more mature than him physically mentally etc undersectretion cause cretinism in human and slow metabolic activities in tadpole aswell cretinism(slow metabolic activities)

So what then does pituitary gland secrets?

If merging us with the current part1 students was possible, na this kind "slowlilityness" dey 4 use?

haydot95: in simple english please?

in the simplest english, the tadpole go be like say em de suffer partial slowpoke. Em go eat all the food yet it will not grow. It will just be like "smiggle or gollum" saying "my precious."

Chiamaka01:

Yes, in humans it causes cretinism, while in tadpoles, it causes a slow growth rate due to slow metabolism. That's why i said the effects are similar.

I think cretinism is due to untreated congenital efficiency of thyroid hormones caused by maternal hypothyroidism. And congenital disorder is a neonatal disease which all put together will make the tadpole not to grow.

Chiamaka01:

There is a connection. The effects of the deficiency of the thyroxine hormone in humans and tadpoles are very similar. The effects of oversecretion, likewise.

I think undersecretion causes dwarfism, right?

uumm:
if it's a learned tadpole, it will be content with the little thyroxin it has

hehehehehehe..... You no go kill me bro. Lol. You must be a core lawyer.

[quote author=babysmart]@johnwills...oh really does babysmart sound boyish?

Noted properly.

nd sorry bt wat has thyroxin gotta do with tadpoles? Thought it was a human hormone....

That is my challenge. Thyroxin and tadpole. But I think there is a connection.

@Chiamaka01: what will happen to a tadpole that cannot produce enough thyroxin?

Please anybody that knows the answer can just help out.

@babysmart: my eyes were deceiving me sha. I never saw (f) for you gender. I thought Chiamaka01 be the only f-gender for here. Sorry ma'am. With due respect.

Hello guys, a part 2 student told me that the general cut off of faculty of science is 230. Any confirmation with regards to authenticity of this info?

Dammytrager: LATEST NEWS:OAU admission list is....


MISSING

Wetin b ur trouble ni?

Chiamaka01:

Is your birthday on October 1st too? That means we're birthday mates. I won't come for the celebration, oh.

Yeah. I'm 1st Oct. So we are on the same page. For now lets get to recognise the 1st Octobites.

understatement: like??

Birthday celeb

As we are waiting for cut off mark and admission list, let join extracurricula activities. With regards to that, if your birthday is on 1st Oct. abeg indicate so dat we can arrange a rendezvous for celebration.