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Romance / Re: She is 25 & i'm 22yrs.shoul i continue d relationship regardless of d age? by jojo110(m): 10:39am On May 15, 2010
Love Doesn't seek Ages
Jokes Etc / Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by jojo110(m): 10:37am On May 15, 2010
how about this one



"Santa walks into a bar in Ludhiana and asks for three beers. The bartender puts them up and then watches Santa go through a peculiar ritual.

"Happy Birthday, happy birthday, happy birthday" Each time he says the word he drinks the beer. Then he pays and walks out.

One year later he enters the same bar again and orders the same thing. The bartender watches him go through the same ritual. Curious, he asks Santa why.

"Well" Santa says, "I have a friend in Canada and a friend in Sydney. We have our birthdays on the same day. We can't be together so we have agreed that on this day we will each go into our local pub and have a round of drinks for each other. We have been doing this for 20 years since we were 18."

The next year Santa comes in and asks the bartender for two beers. The bartender, a bit taken aback, places two beers in front of Santa and watches him say "happy birthday, happy birthday!"

The bartender asks "So which one died?"

"No one."

"But you only ordered two drinks!"

"Yeah, well, I've given up drinking."
TV/Movies / Re: More Amaa 2010 Pictures by jojo110(m): 10:30am On May 15, 2010
thanks for his pics
TV/Movies / Re: Seasons Of King Of The Hill by jojo110(m): 10:53am On May 13, 2010
i have only watched till 3rd season
TV/Movies / Re: Comedy Movies by jojo110(m): 10:52am On May 13, 2010
The Mask &
Baby's Day Out
TV/Movies / Your All Time Fav. Movie ? by jojo110(m): 10:50am On May 13, 2010
Mine all time lovable movie is "TITANIC"
what about all your ?
TV/Movies / Re: Favorite Tv Show by jojo110(m): 10:48am On May 13, 2010
Mine fav is
Kyle Xy
wink
TV/Movies / Re: TV Shows: Prison Break, Lost Or 24? by jojo110(m): 10:45am On May 13, 2010
I "ll go with "LOST"
TV/Movies / Re: Ghost Whisperers! by jojo110(m): 7:55am On May 06, 2010
aahh, ! don't like to waTch it
Jokes Etc / Re: The Monkeys Question by jojo110(m): 7:48am On May 06, 2010
wtf !
and they are also smarter than the composer of this thread
hahahha ! ! 1 1 ! !!!!! grin
Jokes Etc / Re: Ethnic Joke by jojo110(m): 7:44am On May 06, 2010
this is some thing really awesome
TV/Movies / Re: What Was The Last Movie You Watched? by jojo110(m): 7:40am On May 06, 2010
yesterday i watched TITANIC
and my old memories attached with that movies again come alive
Romance / Re: Ladies Please I Need Your Brain Work And Guyz Too by jojo110(m): 6:17am On May 01, 2010
things which gonna happen will definitely happen
no one stop or change that

so don't worry
leave all your worries to god
TV/Movies / Re: Speak Of The Devil ~ The Cannon Of Anton Lavey by jojo110(m): 6:09am On May 01, 2010
i had already watched this one, though thankies
TV/Movies / Re: What Was The Last Movie You Watched? by jojo110(m): 6:09am On May 01, 2010
i had watched Alice in wonderland movie
but b4 that i had also watched and liked SAW last sequel
it was a nice psychic movie
TV/Movies / Re: Your Favourite Prison Break Character by jojo110(m): 6:07am On May 01, 2010
i don't like watching this show
TV/Movies / Re: Clash Of The Titans! A Must Watch! by jojo110(m): 6:04am On May 01, 2010
yeah ! it was a nice movie

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