wat a sad news in Onitsha dis morning RIP to those dat lost their life and so sorry to those dat lost their properties and goods.

funny but na tru joke. Cant stop laughin

I hated cutting onions wen mum was teaching me how to cook, after all de crying while cutting it yet de onions will be smellin in ur hand like foreva. Haaaaaaaa dat onions self!

hmmmmm na wa o o o.

quicksylva: Old Lady all the way to the final.

#still unbeaten in 18 European League Matches# including this season.

Proudly a Bianconeri fan.

1000 Likes. Forza Juve. Truelly a Bianconeri Fan

dakronik:
im always amused wen people underestimate this juventus syd. For a team not to concede a goal in 5 straight UCL matches and also be able to get results in hostile environments lyk DOMBASS ARENA(SHAKTAR), STAMFORD BRIDGE(CHELSEA) AND CELTIC PARK(CELTIC) shd tell u they mean business.. Go to google and type "best midfield in europe" and be suprised that juventus will apear second after barcelona. Remember they have the best defence in this years competition. I wont tiok much..let the games begin

tell him more, I also remind him dat Juve is still de only unbeaten team in dis UCL. Bianconeri all de way.

dakronik: My juve will disgrce bayern and finish wat Arsenal started . Underrate Juve @ ur own peril

dats my man dere. Old Ladies all de way. Forza Juventus

wow..... 3rd to comment anyway. Rogar Dat, Over!

wow... Nice one. Incase i see dis on FP first to comment. Rogar dat, Over!

* snail can sleep for 3 years (dats why its so lazy)

* sharks dont sick cos their immune system. It resist all type of sickness.

* cockroches can live for 7 days without their heads

nice thread @op

Mr.T Anonymous:
long tym,i never see u 4 dis section this year,anyway thanks for d compliments.

i ve been coming but hardly coment dis days. Many more 14th feb.

am reading dis but my mind no gree believe am. Anyway happy birthday

dont wear all white to avoid looking like paracetamol or panadol.

PretiEbony: Thanks dear, but where have you been?

my dear i ve been coming here but hardly come in de joke section. stops on de front page to read news.

sorry am late happy Birthday is aries

wow.... Many more years Pretty, Wish u LLNP.

OMG.... See facts. Dis male mosquito own got me thinkin. Meaning all dis mosquito way dey bite na female.

Den female mosquito plenty pass male mosquitos as girls plenty pass boys.

laugh no go kill me wit Nollywood actor am seeing thier names here.

Na carton I dey watch unless I go give their names. lol.......

wow..... Lets keep it coming

Missy_B: Drink - Sparkling wine
Food - Fried rice

hmmm as in witout meat.

My first sin of de year is viewing dis thread. God pls for B.G for makin me to sin.

dominique: Rice n stew + dodo. No small suout here, just water

all join, weda na water or stout or . . . . . . . All na drink.

bunmioguns:


thank you boss...happy new year

wish u de Best.

bisitunde: Yam and stew and a bottle of stout at the stroke of midnight

hmmm wow..... Dats gud.

From de Office of Vice President.(PROJAN) Congratulations.

hahahahahahahaha mine was small stout.

Wat of u?

I choose 12.

richarts: I did not even think twice the first day she asked me to do it. I did not consider it irritating.

OMG....