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yuzedo: How the fuckkkkk did a "spirit" die AGAIN?!?!?!? Am i missing something?? Please there's no case here, Mmanwu bu Mmanwu!


LMAOOOOOO!!!! That is where GraceBestowed is from!

i know such tins dont happen in Banana Island.

yuzedo: No probelm. We are all reach so wit mony, no worrys. Ecxept squatters. Bro, are u a squatters? Dis one ur aski of my neborhood.u want to find ursef in my hood abi

hahahahahahahaahahahahhahaahahha i just want to remind u dat u forget to put it(ur banana island) in ur post. Lol... I ve been enjoyin it from u. How u relate every of ur post wit u leaving in Banana island.

funny post but OP does it mean u ve not been clicking on ur LIKES to know which of ur post pple liked. I always click on mine weneva I see LIKE. Anyway maybe u and ur friends are competing who will ve de highest LIKES. Lol........

their pics please, I ve heard their names b4 but cant remember where, are they models? Have they contested for most handsome man in de world?, or was dem deported from arab cos of their handsomeness?

Mynd_44: Actually they both need pity cos they have no idea what they are getting into. Just cos the man is 27 does not mean he is mature.

For all we know, they could both be kids

yeah. I just cant imagine dat self. If de guy allows dat, maybe he is advanced kid.

yuzedo: That pedophilic bros haff rub juju on his [size=18pt]'D'[/size].... be like say d tin sweet d babe sotayyyyyyy, her head scatter!

how ur Banana Island neighbours doing?

mine was on a friend bachelor's night, a girl(who was wit his BF) was asked to call out a guy, open his belt, hold his Pe.nis for 60 secs. Seeeeeee shout from de audience. De girl brougt me out, she was shy to do it and she rushed back to her seat, de M.C called her again to come and do it or she will pay. Her BF gingered her to go and do it dat de guy wil be ashame if she does it. or he will not allow her to do it. I was still standing there thinkin so many tins in my mind. Wen de girl come out again everybody was clapping for her. A friend donate money dat she should not do it, anoda donate money and said she should do it. We stood there for like 20 mins as de argument (do it and Not do it) is going on. Finally de girl decided to do it, She opend my belt and my jean trouser was loss so she draw my boxers to dip her hand inside den I hold her hand and we started laughin and go off stage. O boy see applause for us dat day. Seriously we made enough money for de guy. Via de argument and de donation of do it and not do it.

anyway u said shez 18, she just got to her voting age.(she dont even ve votin card) na de man I dey pity if dis happen.

meeboid: see the reply from nedu2000 Im sure he enjoyed it

dis guy no dey hear word he still advising me to read dis. Ok i ve bookmarked it again to read in any public holiday, re u ok na?

rali123: 7: A- Checking out what others are up to but not saying a word.

The rest are E.

seems na me u dey copy from. Dis exactly wat i write. (is what i do in facebook)

meeboid: Just some minutes. Just read it u'll like the stuff.

I dey crazy? If na joke say u dey advice me to read dat whole tin stop am o o o, i no like am o. How many years will dat long tin make me laugh

PretiEbony: @jojo

You're so lazy!!! Duyhu know dat i recite d whole joke as a poem?.??

I read it five tyms in the morning, ten tyms wen i'm sad and five tyms b4 going to bed

hahahahahahahahahahahahahah and 3 times each time u wake up in de nite to urinate.

meeboid: una funny ehn

but seriously u read all dat just to laugh. How many days or hours did u read dat? And again how many days or hours did u laugh after wasting such time in readin dat.?

ZACHIE: why will you say that, Armani? I read it twice. i even have jottings and remarks and footnotes and cross references.
I will have to laminate the printed copies i have.
very important

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahha pls print more dan one i need a copy to show my children.

If I hear say i read dat tin. Bookmarked to read in any public holiday.

Zachie i can BET u didnt read dat tin. Lol....

Is pa a du. Lol....

cant stop laughin @ dis pic, O boy if ur papa get dis TV una be rich man den now. Na via window tins I used to stay and watch Micheal Night (every saturday by 3:00pm) unless God touch den na e go make u come inside wen u don take ur bath o o. No be small tins but we still enjoy like dat lol....

I also watch wrestin den. i remeber de den Undertaker wit his vudu priest, De hitman, Ultimate worrior. Etc. De gud old days.

I know dat de unemployment rate in Nigeria is high which will make pple to say I can do anytin so far as it pays well. But there is some jobs dat re worser dan others which only those dat re doing it will tell you.

So which Job ve u done or heard about,dat u will not advice any1 to do?

For me I dont like Marketing, esp marketin networking drugs.

Lets hear urs.

bin gbagbo:
thank you

Bin Bin my man unlike u thankin any1 dat laugh for ur joke. Na dem suppose thank u for making dem laugh. E easy??

Rajosh: Ehen continue. Wen u get 2 d funny part,tell me.

:d HERE IS DE JOKE.

BOOQEE FINALLY U RE ON FP CONGRATS

yes dey re essentials as pple saID, wat of GOLD CIRCLE is it also an essentials. cos i ve not seen gold circle advert.

JOKE JOKE JOKE
Never argue with a woman, just use your
brains like this guy. A man went on a night
out with his friends the wife is furious and
tells the kids that when he comes back they
must not open the door for him.At about12
o'clock the man comes back and knocks... the
Wife tells him "Go back and sleep whr u
coming from" and the man answered" I'm
not here to sleep, I'm here to collect condoms
in my room on top of the table or give it to
me, there'r lots of women at the party!"The
wife opened the door and said "idiot" u are
not going anywhere"

what an amazing facts but dis got me laughing.

7. The commonest day of the week for
babies to be born is
Tuesday. Fewer babies are born on
Saturday or Sunday than on
any other day of the week (though this
may simply be
because doctors and midwives don't like
working weekends).

lurdabdaniels: DIS ONE NA (BKT)BOROKOTU

Guy u don dey drink de tin so tayyyy u know de appreviation. Na wa o o

waiting patiently for de Joke.

ekenedegreat: Every rich man is a ritualist.

hahahahhahahahahahahahahha na so my guy

......IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT.....
The Federal Road Safety Commission has just
come out with the concept of “ICE”..Please
read carefully, it may save your life or that of
someone you know
"We all carry our mobile phones with names
& numbers stored in its memory. If we were
to be involved in an accident or were taken
ill, the people attending us would have our
mobile phone but wouldn't know who to call.
Yes, there are hundreds of numbers stored
but which one is the contact person in case
of an emergency? Hence this 'ICE' (In Case of
Emergency) Campaign. The concept of 'ICE' is
catching on quickly. It is a method of contact
during emergency situations. As mobile
phones are carried by the majority of the
population, all you need to do is store the
number of a contact person or persons who
should be contacted during emergency under
the name 'ICE' ( In Case Of Emergency). The
idea was thought up by a paramedic who
found that when he went to the scenes of
accidents there were always mobile phones
with patients but they didn't know which
number to call. He therefore thought that it
would be a good idea if there was a
nationally recognized name for this purpose.
In an emergency situation, Emergency
Service personnel and hospital staff would be
able to quickly contact the right person by
simply dialling the number you have stored
as 'ICE'. Please forward this. It won't take too
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or put a loved one's mind at rest. For more
than one contact name simply enter ICE1, ICE2
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Kindly Click SHARE to HELP inform others..From
the Federal Road Safety Commission

FUNNY THINGS NIGERIANS DO.

We love
arriving late to an occasion just because
we feel others would arrive late too - AFRICAN
TIME.

We flash with private number.

We are
very loud especially when we are talking
on the mobile phone.

We wear sun glasses at
night.

We run in the rain even though we are
already
wet.

We answer questions with questions.

We
always use 'o' at the end of everything e.g, Thank God o o,

We
call every elderly family friend uncle or
aunty. Some of us will go to South Africa for
one week
and come back with American or British
accent.

Our parents like to sew uniformed
outfits for us
and our siblings for special occasions.

We
love to crush chicken bones and fish bones
#Calcium things Our mums especially would
force us to eat even
if we aren't hungry or when we're sick.

We
love to invite people to occasions someone
else invited us to. If someone die in Nigeria,

we don't believe it is
natural #Village must be involved.

Our
Mothers remind us they carried our
pregnancy for nine month when we refuse
to go
on errands for them.

We see u awake in the
morning and ask u "u
don wake?" These are what make us
UNIQUE!!!! Keep it rolling... Say ur own
experience...

bin gbagbo: lol, jojo...long tyme no seee ooo

i still visit nairaland but stops @ de FP. Though @time our Joke section is too bored for my liking. Hope u re just ok.com

Bin Gee i cant stop laughing. Now na dental center. Who knows wats gonna be next. Lol.....

wow......... Is been long I read an educative write ups like dis from dis forum especially from acidtalk. Keep it up. Correction and less expenses mode fully activated. Saving Loadin........