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Crime / Re: Five Killed In Masquerade Fight In Imo State by JojoArmani(m): 3:49pm On May 07, 2013 |
yuzedo: How the fuckkkkk did a "spirit" die AGAIN?!?!?!? Am i missing something?? Please there's no case here, Mmanwu bu Mmanwu!i know such tins dont happen in Banana Island. |
Romance / Re: She's 18, And She Threatens Fire And Brimstone!!! by JojoArmani(m): 10:19am On May 07, 2013 |
yuzedo:hahahahahahahaahahahahhahaahahha i just want to remind u dat u forget to put it(ur banana island) in ur post. Lol... I ve been enjoyin it from u. How u relate every of ur post wit u leaving in Banana island. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Who Stole My 'LIKES'? by JojoArmani(m): 10:14am On May 07, 2013 |
funny post but OP does it mean u ve not been clicking on ur LIKES to know which of ur post pple liked. I always click on mine weneva I see LIKE. Anyway maybe u and ur friends are competing who will ve de highest LIKES. Lol........ |
Jokes Etc / Re: Who Is Most Handsome?? by JojoArmani(m): 9:55am On May 07, 2013 |
their pics please, I ve heard their names b4 but cant remember where, are they models? Have they contested for most handsome man in de world?, or was dem deported from arab cos of their handsomeness? |
Romance / Re: She's 18, And She Threatens Fire And Brimstone!!! by JojoArmani(m): 9:44am On May 07, 2013 |
Mynd_44:yeah. I just cant imagine dat self. If de guy allows dat, maybe he is advanced kid. |
Romance / Re: She's 18, And She Threatens Fire And Brimstone!!! by JojoArmani(m): 9:42am On May 07, 2013 |
yuzedo: That pedophilic bros haff rub juju on his [size=18pt]'D'[/size].... be like say d tin sweet d babe sotayyyyyyy, her head scatter!how ur Banana Island neighbours doing? |
Romance / Re: Share Ur Worst Experience In A Party (devil's Basket). by JojoArmani(m): 9:37am On May 07, 2013 |
mine was on a friend bachelor's night, a girl(who was wit his BF) was asked to call out a guy, open his belt, hold his Pe.nis for 60 secs. Seeeeeee shout from de audience. De girl brougt me out, she was shy to do it and she rushed back to her seat, de M.C called her again to come and do it or she will pay. Her BF gingered her to go and do it dat de guy wil be ashame if she does it. or he will not allow her to do it. I was still standing there thinkin so many tins in my mind. Wen de girl come out again everybody was clapping for her. A friend donate money dat she should not do it, anoda donate money and said she should do it. We stood there for like 20 mins as de argument (do it and Not do it) is going on. Finally de girl decided to do it, She opend my belt and my jean trouser was loss so she draw my boxers to dip her hand inside den I hold her hand and we started laughin and go off stage. O boy see applause for us dat day. Seriously we made enough money for de guy. Via de argument and de donation of do it and not do it. 4 Likes 1 Share |
Romance / Re: She's 18, And She Threatens Fire And Brimstone!!! by JojoArmani(m): 9:02am On May 07, 2013 |
anyway u said shez 18, she just got to her voting age.(she dont even ve votin card) na de man I dey pity if dis happen. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Longest Joke In The World ;D by JojoArmani(m): 2:36pm On May 06, 2013 |
meeboid: see the reply from nedu2000 Im sure he enjoyed itdis guy no dey hear word he still advising me to read dis. Ok i ve bookmarked it again to read in any public holiday, re u ok na? |
Nairaland / General / Re: If Facebook Was A School.... by JojoArmani(m): 2:29pm On May 06, 2013 |
rali123: 7: A- Checking out what others are up to but not saying a word.seems na me u dey copy from. Dis exactly wat i write. (is what i do in facebook) |
Jokes Etc / Re: Longest Joke In The World ;D by JojoArmani(m): 2:06pm On May 06, 2013 |
meeboid: Just some minutes. Just read it u'll like the stuff.I dey crazy? If na joke say u dey advice me to read dat whole tin stop am o o o, i no like am o. How many years will dat long tin make me laugh |
Jokes Etc / Re: Longest Joke In The World ;D by JojoArmani(m): 2:03pm On May 06, 2013 |
PretiEbony: @jojohahahahahahahahahahahahahah and 3 times each time u wake up in de nite to urinate. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Longest Joke In The World ;D by JojoArmani(m): 9:25pm On May 05, 2013 |
meeboid: una funny ehnbut seriously u read all dat just to laugh. How many days or hours did u read dat? And again how many days or hours did u laugh after wasting such time in readin dat.? |
Jokes Etc / Re: Longest Joke In The World ;D by JojoArmani(m): 9:19pm On May 05, 2013 |
ZACHIE:hahahahahahahahahahahahahahha pls print more dan one i need a copy to show my children. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Longest Joke In The World ;D by JojoArmani(m): 7:26pm On May 05, 2013 |
If I hear say i read dat tin. Bookmarked to read in any public holiday. Zachie i can BET u didnt read dat tin. Lol.... |
Jokes Etc / Re: Lets Play This Game... by JojoArmani(m): 7:19pm On May 05, 2013 |
Is pa a du. Lol.... |
Entertainment / Re: Are You Among The Generation That Used This Television? by JojoArmani(m): 3:13pm On May 04, 2013 |
cant stop laughin @ dis pic, O boy if ur papa get dis TV una be rich man den now. Na via window tins I used to stay and watch Micheal Night (every saturday by 3:00pm) unless God touch den na e go make u come inside wen u don take ur bath o o. No be small tins but we still enjoy like dat lol.... I also watch wrestin den. i remeber de den Undertaker wit his vudu priest, De hitman, Ultimate worrior. Etc. De gud old days. |
Jobs/Vacancies / Which Job Will You Not Advice Anybody To Do? by JojoArmani(m): 12:44pm On May 03, 2013 |
I know dat de unemployment rate in Nigeria is high which will make pple to say I can do anytin so far as it pays well. But there is some jobs dat re worser dan others which only those dat re doing it will tell you. So which Job ve u done or heard about,dat u will not advice any1 to do? For me I dont like Marketing, esp marketin networking drugs. Lets hear urs. |
Jokes Etc / Re: I Can Assure You This Is Funny. by JojoArmani(m): 7:26pm On May 02, 2013 |
bin gbagbo:Bin Bin my man unlike u thankin any1 dat laugh for ur joke. Na dem suppose thank u for making dem laugh. E easy?? |
Jokes Etc / Re: Mr Akpors Is Interviewed After Munich Vs Barca Match TODAY by JojoArmani(m): 7:16pm On May 02, 2013 |
Rajosh: Ehen continue. Wen u get 2 d funny part,tell me.:d HERE IS DE JOKE. |
Nairaland / General / Re: Interesting Facts About A New Born Baby by JojoArmani(m): 5:26pm On May 02, 2013 |
BOOQEE FINALLY U RE ON FP CONGRATS |
Business / Re: These Products Sell Without Advert:: How? by JojoArmani(m): 4:59pm On May 02, 2013 |
yes dey re essentials as pple saID, wat of GOLD CIRCLE is it also an essentials. cos i ve not seen gold circle advert. |
Jokes Etc / Never Argue Wit A Woman. by JojoArmani(m): 11:56pm On May 01, 2013 |
JOKE JOKE JOKE Never argue with a woman, just use your brains like this guy. A man went on a night out with his friends the wife is furious and tells the kids that when he comes back they must not open the door for him.At about12 o'clock the man comes back and knocks... the Wife tells him "Go back and sleep whr u coming from" and the man answered" I'm not here to sleep, I'm here to collect condoms in my room on top of the table or give it to me, there'r lots of women at the party!"The wife opened the door and said "idiot" u are not going anywhere" 1 Like |
Nairaland / General / Re: Interesting Facts About A New Born Baby by JojoArmani(m): 2:49pm On May 01, 2013 |
what an amazing facts but dis got me laughing. 7. The commonest day of the week for babies to be born is Tuesday. Fewer babies are born on Saturday or Sunday than on any other day of the week (though this may simply be because doctors and midwives don't like working weekends). 4 Likes 1 Share |
Jokes Etc / Re: Describe Her Using Alcohol Brand by JojoArmani(m): 9:30pm On Apr 29, 2013 |
lurdabdaniels: DIS ONE NA (BKT)BOROKOTUGuy u don dey drink de tin so tayyyy u know de appreviation. Na wa o o |
Jokes Etc / Re: I Can Assure You This Is Funny. by JojoArmani(m): 9:20pm On Apr 29, 2013 |
waiting patiently for de Joke. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Funny Things Nigerian Do by JojoArmani(m): 10:37pm On Apr 26, 2013 |
ekenedegreat: Every rich man is a ritualist.hahahahhahahahahahahahahha na so my guy |
Politics / Important Announcement. by JojoArmani(m): 2:39pm On Apr 26, 2013 |
......IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT..... The Federal Road Safety Commission has just come out with the concept of “ICE”..Please read carefully, it may save your life or that of someone you know "We all carry our mobile phones with names & numbers stored in its memory. If we were to be involved in an accident or were taken ill, the people attending us would have our mobile phone but wouldn't know who to call. Yes, there are hundreds of numbers stored but which one is the contact person in case of an emergency? Hence this 'ICE' (In Case of Emergency) Campaign. The concept of 'ICE' is catching on quickly. It is a method of contact during emergency situations. As mobile phones are carried by the majority of the population, all you need to do is store the number of a contact person or persons who should be contacted during emergency under the name 'ICE' ( In Case Of Emergency). The idea was thought up by a paramedic who found that when he went to the scenes of accidents there were always mobile phones with patients but they didn't know which number to call. He therefore thought that it would be a good idea if there was a nationally recognized name for this purpose. In an emergency situation, Emergency Service personnel and hospital staff would be able to quickly contact the right person by simply dialling the number you have stored as 'ICE'. Please forward this. It won't take too many 'forwards' before everybody will know about this. It really could save your life, or put a loved one's mind at rest. For more than one contact name simply enter ICE1, ICE2 and ICE3 etc. Kindly Click SHARE to HELP inform others..From the Federal Road Safety Commission |
Jokes Etc / Funny Things Nigerian Do by JojoArmani(m): 12:27am On Apr 26, 2013 |
FUNNY THINGS NIGERIANS DO. We love arriving late to an occasion just because we feel others would arrive late too - AFRICAN TIME. We flash with private number. We are very loud especially when we are talking on the mobile phone. We wear sun glasses at night. We run in the rain even though we are already wet. We answer questions with questions. We always use 'o' at the end of everything e.g, Thank God o o, We call every elderly family friend uncle or aunty. Some of us will go to South Africa for one week and come back with American or British accent. Our parents like to sew uniformed outfits for us and our siblings for special occasions. We love to crush chicken bones and fish bones #Calcium things Our mums especially would force us to eat even if we aren't hungry or when we're sick. We love to invite people to occasions someone else invited us to. If someone die in Nigeria, we don't believe it is natural #Village must be involved. Our Mothers remind us they carried our pregnancy for nine month when we refuse to go on errands for them. We see u awake in the morning and ask u "u don wake?" These are what make us UNIQUE!!!! Keep it rolling... Say ur own experience... 1 Like |
Jokes Etc / Re: Bin Gbagbo Memorial Dental And Teeth Removal Center (remove Your Teeth Here ) by JojoArmani(m): 11:43pm On Apr 25, 2013 |
bin gbagbo:i still visit nairaland but stops @ de FP. Though @time our Joke section is too bored for my liking. Hope u re just ok.com |
Jokes Etc / Re: Bin Gbagbo Memorial Dental And Teeth Removal Center (remove Your Teeth Here ) by JojoArmani(m): 11:49am On Apr 24, 2013 |
Bin Gee i cant stop laughing. Now na dental center. Who knows wats gonna be next. Lol..... |
Investment / Re: Steps To Forming Saving Habit And Financial-Freedom by JojoArmani(m): 11:37am On Apr 24, 2013 |
wow......... Is been long I read an educative write ups like dis from dis forum especially from acidtalk. Keep it up. Correction and less expenses mode fully activated. Saving Loadin........ |
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