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Nice one BG, but I no gbadu de one u used suto and raqu. Why thier names?


from VP's office
Projan

Dominican Republic

dopeJemi: Teacher: why did you laugh?
Boy: I saw a strap of your bra.
Teacher: Get out! Don’t come to class for the next 2 weeks.

Another boy laughs….
Teacher: Why did you laugh?
Boy: I saw both straps of your bra.
Teacher: Get out! Don’t come to class for next 1 month.

The teacher bends to pick a chalk and akpos starts walking out of the class.
Teacher: Why are you going out?
Akpos: With what I saw I think my school days are over.

Thanks my man. For giving me dis joke.I love dis Joke.

it has been named B4 as well.

Crotia = Zagreb



Czech Republic

hahahahahahahahaha

Akpors u no go kill person.





Projan VP representing

nice collections, is fun to read old jokes.

Pls am lookin for one old joke. About wen akpor walkin out of class wen de teacher called him back to know his reason wen he told de teacher dat wat he saw, he think is school days re over. (thats de ending shaa) u guy should help to find it pls.

Thanks
Projan VP

@vicky and laride doesnt mean dat there is no other countries, why u both re repeatin Ukriane and Egypt.


Egypt = Cairo



United Arab Emirates

tunnamaniah: south africa as 3 capital cities

yea i know de have three capital cities but johannesborg is not among. Go to 1st or 2nd page to see dose capital cities

Antananarivo



Saint Vincent and the Grenadines

Manila



Russia

Two mad men, Akpors and ................,
planed to run away from the
mental hospital, they agreed that
they will go to the gate; beat up the
watchman then open the gate and
run away..... When they reached the gate , the watchman wasn't there
and the gate was wide open.... They
said "Shit our plan has failed, lets
go back we shall try again tomorrow."


fill the second madman name.

alajor: U r ryt but johannesburg is known as the economic capital,its like our own lagos and it is the biggest city in south africa, that's y its called egoli...the city of gold

yea u re so on point.

@poster above me.
Namibia = Windhoek



Nepal

Budapest.(though it has been named b4)


New zealand.

~vicky~:
thanks Jojo
Seoul

Swaziland

@realsammie, vicky has named it B4 and de capital is 4 Mbabane.




Vietnam

booqee: Person wey brush well well no dey lie dat kain lie wey mugumugu just throway for here

yeah u no see him name, he thinks say we be mugumugu like him wey dey collect lie anyhow.

mumumugu: i usd bita leaf stem as chewstik . I heard d biter nature kils al mouth bacteria and hence prevent tooth decay and mouth odour.

Try it it works more dan tootpaste

and de tin dey even put gap teeth anywhere u want it.

see as I open my eyes to see seun drinking garri.

i don bookmark de written ones to read next week sunday cos na pic i come see.

Mbabane


United Kingdom

I didnt see de Joke here but I saw de Etc, since na Jokes etc section we dey

How much last?

The car na mixture self

headlamp na mecedes benz

burnet na camry own

side mirror na kia

windscreen I no fit tell self.

De car try anyway

Dis joke is dry

I repeat

dis Joke is dry

Over.

Kingston



South Korea.

@vicky I like ur signature

I for learn dis arabic wen dis woman dey teach am o o o
*dailing my arabic teacher no*

I will be back wit her to read dis.

booqee: have u brushed ur mouth today??

Aunty Booqee dis one u dey ask am, u dey sell toothbrush or u wan borrow his own

* I dey fear wetin dis gal go tell me....*

pls sorry in advance

N'Djamena



Cambodia

alaric saltzman: Ouagadougou










NIcaragua

Managua



Sri lanka

Saint John's



Bahamas

Mine is hot water, cant remember @ wat age.

Mc George: . Johannesbourg is one of the 3 capitals of S.A. The other 2 are cape town and pretoria. They've got an economic, political and **** capital. Get ur facts right.

here is my fact. Johannesbourg is not even among de three.
South Africa - Pretoria (administrative); Cape Town (legislative); Bloemfontein
(judiciary)

La paz


Slovakia

no country like greenland.


serbia

Harare


Honduras